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We all know that the Luxor in Vegas has been declining in popularity

Tuesday, October 23rd, 2007

Paris Hilton halloween party

And I guess this is why! I got this invite in my mail today and I am convinced it really will be the scariest Halloween party on earth because when Paris gets on the mic ears start bleeding and the dead rise up from their graves in an attempt to stop this BITCH from singing. And you just know she is going to take the stage in some HO-rrific outfit. If I were her, I would bail on this shit and BEG Hef to let me do something at the Palms.

But I am definitely glad to see she is making some time for herself in the midst of all her charity work!

Perez is one desperate BITCH

Friday, September 21st, 2007

Perez Hilton is desperate

So, basically I am laughing my ass off at Perez Hilton on a weekly basis when I see him on MTV’s Celebrity Rap Superstar show, because, basically he looks like a stupid, pedophile BITCH! And now, he has resorted to begging for votes on his site. Which is sad, and VERY pathetic. You will never catch this BITCH begging for votes, but thats because I am too proud(and I am so awesome I wouldn’t have to right??? RIGHT!?!?!). :)





 






 
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