Keith Richards of the Rolling Stones had his Louis Vuitton ad debut today, and even though he is a wrinkly old man, its still waaaaay kick ass.  But then again, I <3 the Stones.  And yes, thats a deviation from my gangsta rap inspired life, but, I just can’t help it!

And, I must add, that these suitcases are my FAVORITE thing from LV, and if anyone wants to buy me a couple feel free!  And even though these are way above my cut off of spending on ridiculous items, they are the most bombest (yes, I rlly did just say that) suitcases ever!  I would totally mug old man Richards for his if I saw him walking alone.

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And it looks like she stole it from some old BITCH!

Personally, I hate it. But I hate this dumb BITCH too so I guess its to be expected. I know if anyone ever tried cutting my hair like that, I would probably stab them in the neck with the scissors, and that would be the RESPONSIBLE thing to do.

Ohh, and I am so glad this BITCH found her blue contacts again, we wouldn’t want anyone to think….gasp!….that her eyes are BROWN!

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In a new, and unauthorized biography “Five Easy Decades” Jack Nicholson gets accused of having an illegitimate child, who just so happens to be handicapped. Having an illegitimate child is no big deal in Hollywood these days, but having a son who is illegitimate because he has handicaps is a whole new issue. Plenty of people in Hollywood have kids with special needs, Jenny McCarthy, Sylvester Stallon, Doug Flutie and Tonie Braxton, just to name a few. Page Six reports:

“There are two other possibles whom those closest to Jack whisper about, including one young man who lives with handicaps brought on by his actress mother’s drug abuse … These are among the closely held secrets he has generally succeeded in keeping from his fans.”

It’s too bad that he would choose to do a John Travolta in this situation.

And just for fun, I used a picture of Jack doing what Jack does best, and thats conceiving illegitimates!

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I guess what Demi Moore is wearing could be called a shirt, but then we would have to start calling all see through things clothes as well, like zip loc bags and saran wrap. I especially like how she is wearing couture sweat pants and walking like a chicken, it really makes the outfit work for her I think, while the nipple show just adds extra fierceness to the whole thing.

Nice Granny jewelry too BITCH!!!

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For a woman pushing 50, this is pretty impressive. The lack of a bathing suit top suits her nicely, and she looks at least a hundred times better from the last time we saw her. I think she should just stick to not wearing a top at all, I really think she could pull the topless look off! I hope this is the summer trend!!! hahaha

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HINT: BITCH could blind us all right now if she did her famous move from the movie Basic Instinct!!!

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But what I meant by hot, was old. I know Pamela has been aging lots recently, but I was really just in denial over it. But seeing these pictures where her face looks like a crumpled up kleenex really sends the message home. Someone get this BITCH some botox ASAP!!!

She is still hotter than the average cougar.

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Lindsay Lohan looking fresh faced is about as likely as Roseanna Barr being hot. It just is not going to happen. I feel bad for her, she is not even 21 yet and she already looks worse than Liz Taylor. And lets not even get started on that white dress thing…

BITCH you need to slow your roll!

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