We have seen bits and pieces of Lindsay Lohan splashed throughout tabloids as beaver and nip slips alike have been published for everyone to see, but now, officially, she has done a nudey shoot! Why now you ask? Probably because she hasn’t had a cover of a tabloid in quite some time due to bitchneymania. In what is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, who herself posed for the same pictures decades ago, Lohan bares all through flimsy fabrics and I must say, the bitch has a SMOKING body, but she also has an infinity number of freckles!!! I know she can’t help it, but she is so freckly she looks dirty! She needs to find some SPF 200,000 and walk under an umbrella for the rest of her life, because, well, to be quite frank, her freckles are making me sick, and I would hate to see her get anymore, if thats even possible. She should also try to find whats left of her career, if thats possible as well.

After the jump is all the NSFW images I could gather, plus some of Marilyn Monroe’s pics from the original photoshoot! Lots of NIPS involved!

 

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You would think Paris Hilton learned from her DUI and stint in jail, but apparently not. The self proclaimed non-drinker launched her own line of canned sparkling wine, which just has CLASSY written all over it. In fact, its the same trashy drink that got her booted from Oktoberfest.

Then, on top of it all, she posed in nothing but gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation, which focuses on outsourcing water from glaciers to places where they are suffering from drought. Which is nice, if you hate the environment!

Outsourcing water from glaciers is not only expensive, its impractical! It is cheaper to set up filtration for oceanic water, plus, oceans cover most of the planet, while glaciers happen to be in the most cold, hard to reach places. Plus, with glacier depletion rapidly increasing, the last thing we need to go and do is source water from a place that is practically untouched by man and is already suffering from global warming.

But I will give her some props for bringing any attention to the water shortage problems, even if it seems like the bitch is only there for bringing attention once again to her naked body and booze problems.

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Eva Mendes is the latest celeb to pose nude for PETA, and the bitch is lookin’ good! I didn’t even know she was a vegetarian(or is she vegan?) but what better way to prove it by getting naked in an ad?

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Here is a SFW image of Kim Kardashian and her giant ass celebrating her December cover of the Playboy magazine, which she definitely gets naked in. You will have to buy the magazine for the NSFW images that show her naked because Playboys lawyers have already made other sites remove the images, but if you watch the show, definitely go and get the magazine so you can see what a big liar she is when you see her 100% naked in her spread, since they shot the entire episode like she wouldn’t be showing anything at all.

And to make things clear, I don’t have a problem with the bitch getting naked, I have a problem with the bitch lying about getting naked on her show to try and keep up an already non existent reputation.

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