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50 cent, Diddy, Jay Z and more party after Mayweather Victory

Monday, May 7th, 2007

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After Mayweather was declared winner over pretty boy BITCH De La Hoya the party was poppin’ for some of the biggest names in the industry. Not only were 50 cent, Diddy and Jay Z there, many others came through as well like Usher, Jeezy, J.D. and Nelly.

Is it just me or is Young Jeezy looking manorexic or what? I want fat Jeezy back!

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Female Rapper Eve arrested for DUI

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Eve arrested for DUI

So not only does this BITCH love to talk shit about others, she apparently likes to drink and attempt to drive. I say attempt because she didn’t make it too far, in fact she crashed into a middle divider, totaling the front end of her gold maserati. What makes it even weirder is that actor Sean Penn came to visit her overnight while she was in jail. Wonder if that is who she was boozing before driving with?

I hope this bootleg BITCH goes to jail, maybe then she will have some time to think and put out an album that doesn’t suck worse than her driving skills. She is probably banking on this getting in the news and selling albums for her, because god knows its the only way she will sell anything.

Russell Simmons wants less freedom! Recommends banning three words from hip hop.

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

I honestly cant believe this is still being talked about. What idiot thinks its a good idea to ban a word, or in this case, words being “bitch”, “ho” and “nigger”. The idiot in this case happens to be Russell Simmons, a major face in the industry.

BANNING A WORD DOES NOTHING, again I repeat, BANNING A WORD DOES NOTHING.

I strongly believe against ANYONE using the n word, but banning it just shows less open mindedness and more ignorance than the ones actually using the word.

ALSO what happened to personal rights? freedom of speech? any of those ring a bell? Just because you dont like something doesn’t mean it should be banned. The Bill of Rights does not protect the rights of those that are seen as “right” but the ones that are “wrong”.

Bizzy Bone talks about Bone Thugs, plaques and grammy discrimination!

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

Bizzy goes off on these BITCHES:

Somebody get this man a platinum plaque please!!! And some crack.

Video of yet another shootout on the set of a rap video!

Thursday, April 19th, 2007

Spider Loc, and g-units next protege, was filming a video when shots popped off! And while it is funny to watch the video afterward, this could have been a major tragedy for those involved.

I guess what I don’t understand is why people think a gun makes you hard. Any BITCH can pull a trigger, a real man can handle himself in a much better way though.

Are you sick of seeing this type of gun violence infecting rap music?

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Beyonce jacked a song from this BITCH!

Wednesday, April 18th, 2007

Beyonce and Des’ree prepare for legal battles!

Oh my my my, lovely lady Beyonce might be headed for legal battles! Former pop singer Des’ree said Beyonce never received permission to remake the song “Still In Love(Kissing You)” that was featured on her B’Day re release.

Damn BITCH, don’t you know you gotta pay for beats??

Is she sleeping with 50??

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Victoria Rowell book signing

I just heard this Victoria Rowell BITCH is sleeping with 50 cent…

PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISN’T TRUE!!!!

Cheetah Girl parties with Brits ex with boobs out!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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Famous for entertaining children, Cheetah Girl Kiely was spotted out on the town with Britney Spears ex-fling J R Rotem.

I guess really there is nothing too bad about these pics, but really, I dont trust people who entertain kids…its like wtf? you cant entertain an adult?

As for J.R. you can clearly see he is upgrading!!

Word of advice though, get some fashion tape BITCH, then your whowho’s wont be falling out!

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Toni Braxton performing at Autism Benefit

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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Because her son is Autistic you know this has to hit close to home, and of course she pulled it off looking beautiful. I hope she is as nice as I think she is and performed for free…but I doubt it.

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Eve thinks she is a white woman.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Eve Tambourine Single

Since she has been on my shit-list since the King interview, I am going to make fun of this single cover. She looks like a white/asian woman with trashy tattoos, and can someone explain to me why it looks like it was taken with a 35mm camera??

I am so glad she takes the time to sit down and really think about her music, I guess she also has time to sit down and think about trying to look white.

BITCH please cease to exist ASAP.

Watch out for their HORNS!

Friday, April 6th, 2007

50 Cent at Spring Bling

50 Cent had anti-semantic phone conversation with a New York radio show, in which he had this to say about Jewish people:

“Worry about the Je-Je-Je-Jew unit. They’re the real goon squad. When the lawyers come out, you’ll see what it is. I don’t pay nobody. I only pay the lawyers.”

50 will CRUSH the Jews!!

50 pushes Blewish Model BITCH into the pool!

Friday, April 6th, 2007

In case you missed America’s Next Top Model last night, Jael, the white black girl, was being a groupie BITCH and was really pushing 50 Cent’s buttons. After repeatedly telling her to go away, to get out his face, and even after the other girls told her to chill she kept on and got her BITCH ass pushed into the pool. Here is the clip for those who missed:

Kanye wants to tap that

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Kanye West in Sports Illustrated

The rapper wrote this little tidbit in his fashion column for Complex magazine’s April/May issue in regards to Sienna Miller:

“That’s a white girl I would take to the mosque”

And what does your fiance think about this BITCH Kanye???

And from this pic, I think its pretty obvious you like the white girls too! Maybe he should hang out with Jeezy and USDA.

Beyonce on TOUR

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Beyonce Performing

The bootylicious singer is heading out on a massive tour, and if you are lucky maybe the BITCH will come to your city:

July 2007
6 - New Orleans, LA - Louisiana Superdome
7 - Memphis, TN - FedExForum
8 - Saint Louis, MO - Scottrade Center
13 - Dallas, TX - American Airlines Center
14 - Houston, TX - Toyota Center
15 - San Antonio, TX - AT&T Center
20 - Atlanta, GA - Philips Arena
21 - Tampa, FL - St. Pete Times Forum
22 - Sunrise, FL - BankAtlantic Center
24 - Jacksonville, FL - Veterans Memorial Arena
27 - Charlotte, NC - Charlotte Bobcats Arena
28 - Raleigh, NC - RBC Center
29 - Hampton, VA - Hampton Coliseum

August 2007
1 - Uncasville, CT - Mohegan Sun
3 - East Rutherford, NJ - Continental Airlines Arena
4 - New York, NY - Madison Square Garden
8 - Baltimore, MD - 1st Mariner Arena
9 - Washington, DC - Verizon Center
10 - Philadelphia, PA - Wachovia Center
11 - Atlantic City, NJ - venue to be announced
12 - Boston, MA - TD Banknorth Garden
14 - Montreal, Quebec - Bell Centre
15 - Toronto, Ontario - Air Canada Centre
17 - Auburn Hills, MI - Palace of Auburn Hills
18 - Chicago, IL - United Center
19 - Cleveland, OH - Quicken Loans Arena
22 - Denver, CO - Pepsi Center
24 - Phoenix, AZ - US Airways Center
25 - Las Vegas, NV - MGM South
26 - San Diego, CA - venue TBA
31 - Oakland, CA - Oracle Arena & McAfee Coliseum

September 2007
1 - Anaheim, CA - Honda Center
2 - Los Angeles, CA - Staples Center
4 - Vancouver, British Columbia - GM Place
6 - Calgary, Alberta - Pengrowth Saddledome

Eve doesnt believe in making music she doesnt like! That BITCH!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Eve on cover of GIANT magazine

Eve had a lot to get off her chest in a recent interview with GIANT magazine:

On the sextape leak:

I was hurt by it, but what kept me calm is the fact that it was my boyfriend. Not that I wanted people to see me having sex, but it wasn’t like I was getting gangbanged - that would have been crazy!

On her relationship with Guinean dictator, Teodorin Nguema Obiang & dating other races:

I’d rather not talk about it. We met through mutual friends, and we were together for three years. It was a good relationship…I’m going to love who loves me, and if I’m attracted to a person I’m attracted to them. I’ve had black men, especially industry types say to me, ‘Oh, I heard you were dating someone white? No, but if I was, it would be my choice, so stay out of my business. They don’t like when I say that to them though

On why ‘Eve’ was taken off the air:

There was a lot of politics going on at UPN with the black sitcoms and with Will Smith’s show [All of Us], so I had a feeling we weren’t coming back. There are no guarantees in television, and they don’t even give you a heads up. The show ended two seasons shy of syndication eligibility and was sold to TV One.

On the current state of Hip Hop and her future plans in the industry:

For me it all started with [D4L’s] ‘Laffy Taffy.’ When I first heard that song on the radio, I just knew it was a joke, but then I kept hearing it. Every artist has the right to do what they want, but I don’t believe in making that kind of music. It’s disposable.”

“Hip-hop is in cardiac arrest, but I think it’s revivable. it’s not that I’m so profound, rhyming about when Jesus came down or anything, but I take the time to sit down and make sure my words come together so they sound right and flow with the track. I think a lot of that is missing

Eventually, I want to completely move into moviemaking because it is a pretty stable life. Music is unfortunately, getting crazy. I mean, rock stars don’t even have longevity and music is just - hip-hop, especially - so…superficial.”

There’s not one hip-hop artist that I can say is special…There are some that are definitely better than others, and that’s my personal opinion, you know? But if I had a child, I wouldn’t let them watch TV, and I would not let them listen to the radio. As far as the videos go, and all that.. I just can’t.

PUHLEASE SHUT UP BITCH! First off, no one watched your nasty ass sex tape, no one cares who you date, your show got canceled because it sucked, and you really think you take the time to make sure your music goes with the beat? you are a DUMB BITCH! Laffy Taffy was nothing but a fun song, and you are just bitter because the only #1 hit you have even touched was when you appeared on Amerie. Get over yourself. And stop trying to look white. Oh and your clothing line looks skanky and cheap.

Jeezy loves the white girls!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Young Jeezy

Young Jeezy and USDA have been forming all white girl street teams to help promote their new single appropriately titled “White Girl”.

“For the first time in the rap game history, we finna get us a street team of nothing but pretty white girls to promote this single,” Slick Pulla said. “The blondes, the brunettes, the green eyes, the grey eyes, the red heads, the freckles, all that man.”

Eligible ladies must be between the ages of 18-24 and must reside in or near one of the remaining stops on the Street Dreams Tour. To enter females should enter their age, address and descriptive paragraph to whitegirl@corporatethugzent.com

Ladies, rush to sign up to be one of Jeezy’s white BITCH’S!

Three Six Mafia Pees on Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer

Well, her lawn. But the BITCH still complained, and they were booted from their “hollyhood” home. Maybe she’s a closet racist.

For real, what a BITCH. I am surprised the ho has enough money to even live in Hollywood, I know if her rack wasn’t spectacular it would be a different story.

But its alright, the boys moved on up to Bel Air, where hopefully their new neighbors wont be stuck up BITCHES and have a sense of humor.

JLH is officially on my shit list, and ironically on my shitty actress list too!

Direct from the source

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Kelly Clarkson at Daytona 500

Kelly Clarkson just posted this on her myspace page:

“I know you’ve been waiting a while for this, so I’m thrilled to announce my new single from “My December” will be released to airwaves April 11th! It’s called ‘Never Again’ and I’m so excited and I can’t wait for you to hear it! I know this has been torture for you, waiting, and I hope you like the album. The album is the story of my life (intense, up and down). This is my favorite album I’ve done so far. It has some killer rock songs ,and some fun soul tracks, and a few slower, intimate songs, and it’s all me! The album will be dropping this Summer (finally), and I’ll be touring this summer too. I’m having a great day and as you can tell, I’m so excited today! THANK YOU FOR BEING PATIENT!!! WOOHOO!!!”

Oh yay, I am so excited.

(yes, that was sarcasm bitches!)

Nelly and Ashanti SPLIT???

Wednesday, April 4th, 2007

Nelly and Ashanti

Rumors have been surfacing that the hip hop couple have decided to call it quits. Supposedly, Nelly has already moved and and begun seeing other women, while Ashanti, torn up over the separation, has focused all her energy into her music career.

I cant handle another Ashanti album, so FFS please get back together.

The BITCH isn’t pregnant!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Or so says she:


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