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Now introducing Boobie McEve

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Eve has huge boobs

Well, R&B singer/rapper, whatever you wanna call her, Eve was at the Celebration of Music and I must say, the bitch’s face was looking flawless. That lipstick is PERFECT for her.

Now if she could just do something about those implants trying to run away off her chest we would be getting somewhere….and it’s not that I am against flaunting boobs, thats all fine and swell, I just don’t like them to look like overstuffed fat bags that are one deep breath away from putting someones eye out.

Female Rapper Eve arrested for DUI

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Eve arrested for DUI

So not only does this BITCH love to talk shit about others, she apparently likes to drink and attempt to drive. I say attempt because she didn’t make it too far, in fact she crashed into a middle divider, totaling the front end of her gold maserati. What makes it even weirder is that actor Sean Penn came to visit her overnight while she was in jail. Wonder if that is who she was boozing before driving with?

I hope this bootleg BITCH goes to jail, maybe then she will have some time to think and put out an album that doesn’t suck worse than her driving skills. She is probably banking on this getting in the news and selling albums for her, because god knows its the only way she will sell anything.

Eve thinks she is a white woman.

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Eve Tambourine Single

Since she has been on my shit-list since the King interview, I am going to make fun of this single cover. She looks like a white/asian woman with trashy tattoos, and can someone explain to me why it looks like it was taken with a 35mm camera??

I am so glad she takes the time to sit down and really think about her music, I guess she also has time to sit down and think about trying to look white.

BITCH please cease to exist ASAP.

Eve doesnt believe in making music she doesnt like! That BITCH!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Eve on cover of GIANT magazine

Eve had a lot to get off her chest in a recent interview with GIANT magazine:

On the sextape leak:

I was hurt by it, but what kept me calm is the fact that it was my boyfriend. Not that I wanted people to see me having sex, but it wasn’t like I was getting gangbanged - that would have been crazy!

On her relationship with Guinean dictator, Teodorin Nguema Obiang & dating other races:

I’d rather not talk about it. We met through mutual friends, and we were together for three years. It was a good relationship…I’m going to love who loves me, and if I’m attracted to a person I’m attracted to them. I’ve had black men, especially industry types say to me, ‘Oh, I heard you were dating someone white? No, but if I was, it would be my choice, so stay out of my business. They don’t like when I say that to them though

On why ‘Eve’ was taken off the air:

There was a lot of politics going on at UPN with the black sitcoms and with Will Smith’s show [All of Us], so I had a feeling we weren’t coming back. There are no guarantees in television, and they don’t even give you a heads up. The show ended two seasons shy of syndication eligibility and was sold to TV One.

On the current state of Hip Hop and her future plans in the industry:

For me it all started with [D4L’s] ‘Laffy Taffy.’ When I first heard that song on the radio, I just knew it was a joke, but then I kept hearing it. Every artist has the right to do what they want, but I don’t believe in making that kind of music. It’s disposable.”

“Hip-hop is in cardiac arrest, but I think it’s revivable. it’s not that I’m so profound, rhyming about when Jesus came down or anything, but I take the time to sit down and make sure my words come together so they sound right and flow with the track. I think a lot of that is missing

Eventually, I want to completely move into moviemaking because it is a pretty stable life. Music is unfortunately, getting crazy. I mean, rock stars don’t even have longevity and music is just - hip-hop, especially - so…superficial.”

There’s not one hip-hop artist that I can say is special…There are some that are definitely better than others, and that’s my personal opinion, you know? But if I had a child, I wouldn’t let them watch TV, and I would not let them listen to the radio. As far as the videos go, and all that.. I just can’t.

PUHLEASE SHUT UP BITCH! First off, no one watched your nasty ass sex tape, no one cares who you date, your show got canceled because it sucked, and you really think you take the time to make sure your music goes with the beat? you are a DUMB BITCH! Laffy Taffy was nothing but a fun song, and you are just bitter because the only #1 hit you have even touched was when you appeared on Amerie. Get over yourself. And stop trying to look white. Oh and your clothing line looks skanky and cheap.





 






 
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