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Back to posting!!!

Thursday, February 28th, 2008

Okay guys, my crazy hectic week at school is finally OVER! So lets start off this posting session with the new video of my FAVORITO songs “Buzzin” by Shwayze, which consists of the rapper who goes by Shwayze, and none other than Cisco “Long Balls” Adler. Which is funny, because, I use to NEVER see the appeal of Adler, but after seeing his short lived reality show, and listening to Shwayze’s entire myspace playlist a couple of times, I must say, I am really starting to LOVE this guy. Something about him seems so much less lame than most of the pretty boy rockers out there, who are blow drying their hair to side and wearing blush. I love his voice, his hair, his style…. and I think if he could just do something about those balls (NSFW!) I might really be in love!

Definitely take the time to watch the video Bitch nuggets, not only is it a kick ass song thats way out of the the category of music I listen to, it features a quick cameo from Cisco’s pot loving ex Mischa Barton! You just KNOW those two use get blown out of their minds!

I am ONLY posting this because my little sister loves them

Saturday, January 19th, 2008

I present thee with the Jonas Brothers in all their glory as they sing S.O.S. on Leno!

Oh really??? You THINK they might be on steroids?

Monday, January 14th, 2008

50 cent just MIGHT be on steroids

News hit the stands this weekend with headlines implicating 50 Cent, Mary J. Blige, Timbaland, Wyclef Jean and Tyler Perry with steroid usage, including injectable human growth hormone(HGH).

Now this shit don’t surprise me at all. I’ve been saying 50 has been on steroids for a couple years now. And it doesn’t take a genius to notice it either, considering he use to be just kind of built with a lil pudge, and now he looks like he is in the running for Mr. Universe for chrissake.

DDDDAAYYYYUUUUM! Rapper Pimp C DEAD!

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007


Another Houston rapper bites the dust….

According to TMZ reports, rapper Pimp C of UGK, government name Chad Butler, was found dead in bed on the sixth floor of the Hollywood hotel Mondrian. He was 33. No reports on the cause of death yet, so I am assuming it wasn’t gun related, but who knows? Being in Hollywood though, I bet he was coked up, boozed up and syruped up, but they will probably just call it “heart failure”.

RIPeezy BITCH!


UPDATE 1:
Apparently Pimp C had been in town for a performance this past Saturday with Too Short. And UGK’s record label, Jive, issued this statement confirming the rappers death:

“It is with great sadness that Jive Records announces the passing of Chad “Pimp C” Butler, a member of the celebrated rap duo UGK (Underground Kingz). Jive Records’ President and CEO Barry Weiss states: “We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed and our prayers remain with his family and Bun B. I’ve known Chad since he was 18, and we loved him dearly and he was a cherished member of the Jive family.”

Born in Port Arthur, Texas, Butler’s father was a trumpet player who played professionally with Solomon Burke. Outside of his father, the 33-year old rapper’s influences varied, ranging from Bobby Bland, Jimmy McGriff, the 1960’s Motown artists to Run DMC. Butler met his inseparable partner Bernard “Bun B” Freeman in high school where they formed UGK. In 1992, the duo signed to Jive Records and went on release a total of eight albums for the label. They earned their highest achievement earlier this year when their most recent album, UGK (Underground Kingz), debuted in the number one position on the album pop chart. According to the New York Times, UGK “helped inspire a generation of Southern hip-hop stars, from OutKast to Lil Wayne.”

Bun B is not available for comment at this time.”

Now introducing Boobie McEve

Monday, December 3rd, 2007

Eve has huge boobs

Well, R&B singer/rapper, whatever you wanna call her, Eve was at the Celebration of Music and I must say, the bitch’s face was looking flawless. That lipstick is PERFECT for her.

Now if she could just do something about those implants trying to run away off her chest we would be getting somewhere….and it’s not that I am against flaunting boobs, thats all fine and swell, I just don’t like them to look like overstuffed fat bags that are one deep breath away from putting someones eye out.

The doctor that killed Kanye Wests mamma on Larry King….kinda of.

Wednesday, November 21st, 2007

So everyone was all excited to FINALLY hear what Dr. Jan Adams had to say about being blamed so far for the death of Kanye West’s mother, Donna West. The interview was to take place last night on Larry King, but after coming on the show late, he proclaimed he would not be speaking about it after receiving a letter from Kanye’s lawyers requesting he not do the interview, and he walked off after just three minutes.

Or perhaps he just didn’t want to talk about the other malpractice suits against him, or his multiple DUI’s, his track record of sexual and physical abuse….I don’t even need to go on, I am sure you get the point.

Kanye West finally cries over something not bitchy

Monday, November 19th, 2007

Usually when Kanye is upset, its because he didn’t win an award, but this time, its over the loss of his mother, who passed away last week from health issues arising from recent plastic surgery that has left her former surgeon at the eye of a press storm teeming with accusations. Kanye, who has been reported to be very grief stricken and withdrawn(even opting to skip his mothers memorial service), surprised fans by performing this last Saturday, but things did not come easy for the rapper…..

At the end of the show, he took a moment to dedicate a song to his mother, called “Hey Mama” off one of his earlier albums, but upon speaking the word “mother” Kanye completely lost it and couldn’t do much more than stand there and cry. He left the stage, but came back to sing a hyped version of “Stronger”, one concert goer said this of the event:

“He just cracked,” one attendee tells PEOPLE, “He was at the end of his concert and had just started to dedicate the song and then he just lost it completely.”
“He said the word, ‘Mother’ and just couldn’t go any further,” Le Parisien journalist Meddy Magloire said. “A back-up singer, the DJ and a guitar player came over to console him. It looked like he might collapse. He just couldn’t continue. He just stood there in a spotlight, crying while the band continued playing.”

The band restarted the song, but West left the stage, returning after 10-15 minutes to conclude the concert with a rousing performance of “Stronger.”
“He was very nervous, seemed to have gathered himself up, and had a lot of energy,” Magloire says. “He kept shouting out to the audience, ‘I need you… I need you right now.’ and the public was screaming back. It was magic.”

Kudos to Kanye for trying to move forward, and give his fans a show, even while he is grieving because a lot of performers cancel shows over a lot less, and hopefully returning to his tour will keep his mind busy and off the death of his mother.

Rapper Big Moe hospitalized in a coma after suffering a massive heart attack

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Big Moe

Houston based rapper Big Moe, best known for his song “Purple Stuff” suffered from a massive heart attack, and is still currently in a coma.

And while this makes me sad because I like Big Moe, I am not surprised in the least. He is MORBIDLY OBESE!

So get well soon and lose some weight BITCH!!!!

UPDATE: Well, he died. Too sad.

Kanye may be whiny, but dammit I would BITCH too

Tuesday, September 11th, 2007

So after years of not winning at award shows, Kanye West was shut out AGAIN in 5 different categories of which he was nominated. Here is how he reacted backstage(which is kinda awesome), and and here is what he said about losing, AGAIN:

“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.” It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video.

I kinda agree, he is a LOT better than most the people he lost too. And how many awards can they give to Timbaland and Justin Timberlake? They are practically sponsored by MTV.

Kanye wasn’t finished with just that, he then felt the need to talk about BITCHney’s performance, saying:

“[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’”

I gotta agree, MTV should have pulled the plug on that shit show, and that’s awfully nice of Kanye to notice. But MTV wouldn’t pull a plug on something, no matter how shitty (i.e. The Hills, Laguna Beach, Life of Ryan, etc.) if they think they can get ratings from it. Hence the reason they let BITCHney, who hasn’t had a hit in years, or a decent performance, take the main stage to open the show. Tsk, Tsk, MTV, you suck. And in the words of JT, I close with this:

“I want to challenge MTV to play more videos.”

For reals.

BITCHney’s new singles will make your ears bleed.

Friday, August 31st, 2007

Britney Spears is a hillbilly

So a bunch of BITCHney’s new songs leaked, and while they are not THAT bad, they are pretty shitty and predictable to say the least. Her voice is over produced, with too many sound effects to count and can someone please tell me why she is ALWAYS talking and giggling in the background. The worse of the three that leaked is a bad blues rendition, with…gasp! BITCHney singing in a non-techno effected voice! Fortunately for BITCHney though, her blind fan base will hail these songs as the greatest music of all time, and maybe, after months of brainwashing, I will be tapping my feet to the beat too. But I doubt it.

Brave enough to listen to them???

Shitty Song #1

Less Shitty Than the Other Songs, Song #2
Shittiest Song of them All, Song #3

Kanye West is an asshole

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Kanye West hates crackers

Kanye, who I generally support because he is a fellow George Bush hater, is an asshole. Thats the only way to explain this comment he made to Complex magazine:

“Only white people and older black people say ‘bling’ now. If a white person uses slang too early, then that makes them look like a wigger. But if black people use slang too late, then it makes them look like a wigger.”

First, “bling” has been a played out word for a LONG ass time. Everyone knows that. But what is just foul about these statements is the fact the fact he makes it a racial issue. Why do people try and keep track of “white words” and “black words”??? Who has time to care? If I hear a word and I want to say it, it doesn’t matter what race the person saying it was, I am going to use it. And if we are speaking about played out words, “wigger” might just top the list. How about denouncing the word bling because it embodies so much of whats wrong with the world? Like mining the earth to shit to get these diamonds in the very places where help is needed the most. Music is suppose to be about a message, but unfortunately it is all about getting BLING. And sure, Kanye likes to make money off a song about blood diamonds, but what does he really do to help anybody? ??? So my advice to Kanye: step off your high horse BITCH, and use your position to break down racial stereotyping instead of helping build racial tension.

p.s. I bet he doesn’t mind all his WHITE fans using his lingo as long as they BUY his album!!!

50 cent stole latest song from Lil Flip!!!!

Monday, July 16th, 2007


50 cent’s latest song, “I Get Money”, is pretty much one of the worst rip offs of a song I have ever heard. Lil Flip has almost exactly the same song, and he recorded it wayyyy before Curtis did. What makes it worse is that Lil Flip put a video out for the song over a month ago, and 50 still went forward with this single.

To me this looks like another example of a rapper who blew up, lost all originality and now rips off less known rappers to the generally public. Sounds like a cheap way to get money if you ask me.

I bet the album is getting pushed back so he can record some other rappers songs and put them on the album quick!!!

This is a great example to why I would take Young Buck over all of G-Unit any day.

Did 50 jack this song from Flip?

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50 cent still bragging about being rich

Friday, July 13th, 2007

So here is the new video from 50 cent, called “I Get Money”….uhmm all I can say is that, I hope you do get money! You are a multi platinum rapper so I kind of automatically figured you were getting money. During the video, comments like “U Mad?” and “I’m Stanky Rich” keep popping up, and I can honestly say I’m not mad, but I am annoyed. 50 use to be so sexy and awesome, now all he can do is talk about how he is a boss and gets paid. We get it fiddy, you have a record label and you make money. Okay. But why don’t you take it a step further and actually do something with your money, besides buy mansions and cars that is? And if you really want to keep getting paid, maybe stop making songs only about getting paid. Just a thought. Also, who else saw Knocked Up??? 50 is straight stealing the dice dance from all white men around the US!!!

The Spice BITCHES officially reunite!!!

Thursday, June 28th, 2007

The Spice Girls are back bitches!!!

Silly BITCHES around the world get ready to be excited! The Spice Girls said they will do 11 shows worldwide this December and January, and they are projected to make $20mil each! These will be their first performances together since they broke up in 2001. And really, I think the BITCHES look better now than they did then, except for Posh, she just looks more harsh and angular. Which can be a good thing….IF YOU ARE A NAZI!!!!

Spice Girls on the brink of a reunion!

Friday, June 15th, 2007

Spice Girls

Rumors have been flying that the Spice Girls were going to reunite, but Mel C. a.k.a Sporty Spice had reservations that were keeping hopes of a reunion from being realistic. After an appearance on a radio show, it seems that she might be changing her tune:

“For the first time ever, there is some truth in the [reunion] rumours. We’ve been discussing it and it could possibly happen. I’ve always said, ‘I don’t want to do it, the past is the past. It was amazing, it was magical. We could never recreate it. But this year people have been talking about it and some of the girls have expressed an interest in doing it. There is just so much great feeling out there and I just thought, you know what, I don’t want to be the person that stops it happening or stops it being a five-piece. But there have been a lot of reunions and not all of them have worked. If the Spice Girls were to get back together it would be for a very short space of time. It would be a final goodbye and a thank you to all the fans all over the world.”

Instinct tells me I should be writing something mean right now, but I want to see what happens when you bring all these BITCHES back together!! Sure they were tacky and cheesy, but I think thats what made them so awesome. I hope they film SPICE WORLD 2!!!! That would be awesomeness.

This might be more embarrassing than admitting that I like this BITCH! Actually…..on second thought, liking the Spice Girls isn’t that bad at all.

VIDEO: Mya calls 50 cent a liar and says they never had sex

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

In a new video, Mya accuses 50 cent of lying about the relationship they had together in a mixtape song 50 released called “Not Rich and Still Lyin’”, in which he takes stabs at rapper The Game. In the song, 50 says:

“I get bad bitches now I even fucked Mya,
I fucked her first Game,
50 you a liar”

Interestingly enough, though she denies having any type of relationship with 50, she never takes the time to deny any of the rumors about her and The Game, which can only lead one to think that the BITCH was getting down and dirty with him!

Dont rest yet 50, Cam'Ron still coming for that ass!

Friday, May 18th, 2007

With questions arising about his shooting and web sites referring to him as Fruity Fifty, this rap star can’t catch a break! Today video was released of Cam’Ron explaining why he hasn’t responded to 50’s last diss. His excuse? He is on vacation! Apparently 50 ain’t even a big enough problem to interrupt his vacation! And I have a feeling as soon as Cam’Ron makes it home we will be hearing a new dis track soon!

Tell me who you with? Dipset or 50?

How did that Robin Thicke BITCH sneak into the industry?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Robin Thicke at BET

Usually I am not mad at Lil’ Wayne, but him introducing Robin Thicke into the rap world is the worst idea ever. I hate how this guy just snaked his way in because he was on one cool song. “Shooters” was good and I was feeling him on that song, but this “Lost Without You” bullshit is for the birds and pigeons. I think all hip hop members should cut him out of the scene STAT! Dude looks like he is two seconds away from blowing Ricky Martin.

Rapper Lil Cease from Junior Mafia stripping in video!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

DO NOT WATCH THIS UNLESS YOU WANT TO SEE SOME WASHED UP RAPPER WEINER! What makes this extra funny is that the only people enjoying this dance seem to be the men in the room. All the females look like they are asleep or look like they wish they were blind.

Did 50 Cent lie about being shot 9 times?

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

According to the police report MediaTakeOut obtained 50 Cent a.k.a. Curtis Jackson was only shot 3 times, which is a lot different than the 9 shots he claims to have taken! Also, the way he has glorified his shooting in music videos and his movie depict the shooting to be a lot harder than it was, showing him boldly being blasted on walking down the street and insinuates that it was drug related. Even MTV knows he was just caught sitting in his car. My question to 50 cent is how did you REALLY get shot and how did you WANT to be shot? And I guess 3 shots were enough for him to get dropped…dropped from his record label!!!

And his current record label must be just as confused about his shooting as we all are! They say he was shot in April in his biography but the real date was May 24th. WEIRD!

50 cent not shot

**UPDATE**

Here is an article from sohh.com written right after the shooting occurred.

And ANOTHER where 50 himself says this: “I feel like.. it changes your life a lil bit. Like when you get shot at nine times…”