So after years of not winning at award shows, Kanye West was shut out AGAIN in 5 different categories of which he was nominated. Here is how he reacted backstage(which is kinda awesome), and and here is what he said about losing, AGAIN:
“That’s two years in a row, man … give a black man a chance,” said West, stomping around his entourage and directing his comments at a reporter. “I’m trying hard man, I have the … No. 1 record, man.†It was the latest outburst from West at an awards show. Last year, he crashed the stage at the MTV Europe Awards after not winning for best video.
I kinda agree, he is a LOT better than most the people he lost too. And how many awards can they give to Timbaland and Justin Timberlake? They are practically sponsored by MTV.
Kanye wasn’t finished with just that, he then felt the need to talk about BITCHney’s performance, saying:
“[MTV] they exploited Britney in helping to end her career. When Britney was opening, near the end, I felt so bad for her. I said, ‘Man, it’s a dirty game. This game will chew you up and spit you out.’â€
I gotta agree, MTV should have pulled the plug on that shit show, and that’s awfully nice of Kanye to notice. But MTV wouldn’t pull a plug on something, no matter how shitty (i.e. The Hills, Laguna Beach, Life of Ryan, etc.) if they think they can get ratings from it. Hence the reason they let BITCHney, who hasn’t had a hit in years, or a decent performance, take the main stage to open the show. Tsk, Tsk, MTV, you suck. And in the words of JT, I close with this:
“I want to challenge MTV to play more videos.â€
With as much shit as I give BITCHney Spears, I was really hoping she would wow us at the VMA’s, but the BITCH didn’t! In fact, it was HORRIBLE. I have seen strippers put more thought into their stage show than BITCHney. And already the story is being turned around. Because, you know, its definitely not HER fault that her show sucked so bad, and here are the many, many excuses her and her few remaining fans have come up with:
1. Sarah Silverman - supposedly BITCHney heard her practicing her routine, specifically the part where she says that BITCHney’s kids are the “cutest mistakes” and said they were as cute as the vayjayjay that they came out of, and this threw BITCHney off her game. But, funny BITCH and awesome person altogether, Sarah Silverman denied BITCHney could have even heard it, because she never rehearsed any of her jokes there, and she went on after BITCHney committed career suicide.
2. Her Manager - Its the same guy responsible for driving Kelly Clarkson’s newest album straight into the ground.
3. MTV - They didn’t let her do her original show that included Criss Angel helping plan it, so she wasn’t very enthusiastic about and just didn’t try hard.
4. Her Booze - During rehearsals the drunk BITCH was drinking margaritas, and went out clubbing the night before, and the night after.
The only one of those options that make any type of sense at all is number 4, but I am pretty sure thats not right either because booze makes people dance like assholes, not brain dead slut moms. I think it more likely is a heavy dose of xanax and paxil mixed with booze that made her seem so dumb. OR….maybe she is just the dumb redneck BITCH we all thought she turned into.
And if you want a REALLY good laugh, just head over to BITCHney Spears fansite, BreatheHeavy.com, and read all these idiot-tards supporting BITCHney and hating on Sarah Silverman. Then I recommend you sign up and tell them why it was all BITCHney’s fault that she sucked.
Ohh, and if you really thought BITCHney’s crotch shots were all accidents, well she flashed it again after the VMA’s, in what I am guessing is, a pathetic cheap shot at getting attention.
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After the jump is the semi-NSFW pic of BITCHney flashing her beaver!!! (more…)
So in case you missed the movie awards, here is the short, and lame, recap of the nights winners:
Best Villain: Jack Nicholson (The Departed)
Best Fight: Gerard Butler vs the Uber Immortal (300) < --LAME SHIT!!! Borat should have had it!
Best Kiss: Will Ferrell and Sacha Baron Cohen (Talladega Nights)
Breakthrough Performance: Jayden Smith (Pursuit Of Happyness) < --EVEN LAMER!
Best Comedic Performance: Sacha Baron Cohen (Borat)
MTV Generation Award: Mike Myers
Best User Generated Spoof: United 300 < --All these were SUPER gay!
Best Summer Movie You Haven’t Seen Yet: Transformers < --I WILL NOT see this.
Best Performance: Johnny Depp (Pirates of the Caribbean)
Best Movie: Pirates of the Caribbean
Amy Winehouse had the best performance by far, and Sarah Silverman was funny as usual(check the video for Paris bashing), and, as usual, the actual awards sucked. The whole preshow was basically a looooong, BORING advertisement for the Transformers, which is probably gonna be lame anyway. Rihanna performed, props to the BITCH for actually singing but not for the fug outfit. Jack Nicholson was there too, and he was completely wasted, but that is why he is my hero. I know if I had to sit through this “live” show in person I would need a few drinks myself.
According to the police report MediaTakeOut obtained 50 Cent a.k.a. Curtis Jackson was only shot 3 times, which is a lot different than the 9 shots he claims to have taken! Also, the way he has glorified his shooting in music videos and his movie depict the shooting to be a lot harder than it was, showing him boldly being blasted on walking down the street and insinuates that it was drug related. Even MTV knows he was just caught sitting in his car. My question to 50 cent is how did you REALLY get shot and how did you WANT to be shot? And I guess 3 shots were enough for him to get dropped…dropped from his record label!!!
I am not quite sure what is happening to Kristin here, but my guess its a combination of too much sun and glitter body lotion. And I was so mad when I saw that episode of Hollyhood where she was a BITCH to Juicy Jay! If the Juice Man wants you to kick it with him, BITCH, you go kick it with him!
US Weekly is reporting that one of the lame starlets from The Hills, reportedly got a boob job on Monday. What I dont understand is, who cares about this??? A twenty something actress who is famous for nothing, and wants a music career, gets boobs?
Hopefully she will at least show them in Playboy or something, but I doubt this BITCH is that cool.
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