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Last night I saw Cloverfield!!!

Friday, January 18th, 2008

So last night I went to the midnight showing of Cloverfield and it was so freaking awesome!  The only thing is now I have MORE questions than when I went in to see the movie.  There just HAS to be sequel because I want more info!  I literally thought about it until like four this morning.

And Lindsay Lohan went to the premiere as well, but she wore a skin tight black dress with her tatters hanging out.  I wore jeans, heels and kept my tatters under wraps with a  turtleneck because it was hella cold.

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This movie is going to be AWESOME

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

I have been waiting too damn long for this movie to come out, but I can already tell its going to be fucking awesome!!! Kal Penn and John Cho are AWESOME together.

Jennifer Garner is really freaking skinny

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007

Jennifer Garner skinny at the premiere of Juno

Not that she was ever fat (except when she was pregnant) but she is looking really skinny in these new pics from the premiere of the movie “Juno”, which in case you haven’t heard yet, is probably going to be awesome. So watch the preview and see if you can think of anyone more adorable than Michael Cera.

This is going to be good

Monday, August 6th, 2007


Here is a trailer for Beowolf, and all you need to know is that Angelina Jolie is naked.

Jessica Simpsons new movie sucks

Monday, July 2nd, 2007

Not that this is surprising or anything, but reports are coming out about Jessica Simpson’s latest movie, Blonde Ambition, and none of them are good! It has already been pushed back once, but now it doesn’t even have a release date. Gatecrasher reports:

Sources say her manager dad has pushed back the release date twice because the movie is no good.
“First, the release date was set for Aug. 3, and then it was delayed until the last week of August,” says an insider. “Papa Joe then intervened and said he wasn’t comfortable with the level of competition from other films that month.”
Another source says: “Jessica was not very focused on-set and flubbed her lines often. She always had her dog around, was on the phone with [then-] boyfriend John Mayer or was sitting in a warmed-up SUV.”
The source said the film, which is still incomplete, is currently without a firm release date.

Poor Jess, no man, no movie and no marriage….shit is looking bleak!

Michael Moore is gonna get paid!!!

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Michael Moore Sicko

With his new movie “Sicko” hitting theaters this weekend, Michael Moore is set to make some cash! He will be receiving a whopping 50% of the gross profit from his movie, which could mean some serious money flow coming his way if his movie does as well as 9/11, with projections that it will do MUCH better. But he isn’t going to just sit around getting fat (no pun intended) with his money, Moore had this to say about it:

“It’s a really interesting irony for me,” Moore says of his expected financial windfall. “What it should do to me is remind me every single day that I have an even greater responsibility to do good with the success that I have been blessed with. I need to make sure that I am able to make the next film with the money that I have made on this film. The money allows me to never have to give in, never compromise. Nothing can ever be held over my head in the sense of, ‘If you don’t do this, we won’t give you your money!’ ‘Oh, wow, I guess I’ll be in really bad shape, won’t I?’ That’s an enormous bit of freedom that I have — to stay completely true to the things I believe in. But I have an even greater responsibility because I have been blessed with that great success. I challenge myself with that, constantly.”

I love this fucking slob, he is awesome, I just absolutely love him. It really is time that this healthcare BS changes, because like I have said a million times, you cant judge a nation on how it treats its high class society. You have to look and see how they treat the poverty stricken, and the criminal offenders, because only then can you see the nations true ethics. And I’m sorry, between this healthcare situation, Hurricane Katrina and the jailing system I have to say America is not place to send your weary, tired and hungry, and it most definitely is not where you should send your sick either!

Also, Michael Moore will be on Larry King Live tonight, after being bumped from his Wednesday show for Paris Hilton. He should really stick it to the old toad Larry King because getting bumped for the parole violation princess was straight up DISRESPECTFUL!!!!

Larry King bumped Michael Moore to interview that BITCH Paris Hilton!

Wednesday, June 27th, 2007

Paris does Larry King

I might be a little bit late on this one, but I definitely just found out about it like 2 seconds ago. Tonight, as most of the world knows, Paris Hilton will be on Larry King Live to talk about her rough 23 day stay in jail, but what some of us are just now finding out is that old toad Larry King bumped Michael Moore from his show to fit in the the drunk driving BITCH. Shit like this pisses me off because Larry King use to have standards, and now all he cares about is ratings. Its a joke to replace Michael Moore, who was there to promote his movie about the shitty state of the US healthcare system, with a slutty bimbo who had to spend a measly 23 days in jail. I thought this show was suppose to talk about the NEWS, not what spoiled little BITCHES go through when they dont have their lipstick or Jimmy Choos for a week. What thought process did the people at the show go through when deciding to do this? The only way they could have picked Paris over Michael Moore is if they chose based on number of sexual partners or open herpes wounds.

This is a cruel joke, and everyone should write in to Larry saying just that!!! Michael Moore is talking about things that can help MILLIONS of people, and Paris is just going to talk about herself and how much she changed…..which is all a big freaking joke as well.

I am so pissed right now its not even funny.

Michael Moore's "Sicko"

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

I CANT WAIT FOR THIS MOVIE!!!! Its about time someone triggers thought for change in the health system in America, because really, it is a joke. What is an even bigger joke is the fact that the government is doing an investigation into his trip to Cuba. Because, you know, being American and all with all our freedoms, we are not allowed to go to Cuba and spend any money or take any gifts, unless you apply for a special license. So glad we are fighting to give Iraqi people freedom but I cant even smoke a Cuban cigar, go sit on that one and think for a little bit.

Johnny Depp never looks not hot

Sunday, May 20th, 2007

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Ol’ Johnny boy broke out the purple shades and leather wristbands for the premiere of the new Pirates of the Caribbean movie. Fortunately for us he looked hot as usual.

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Jessica Simpson movie looks so awful I want to kill myself

Thursday, May 10th, 2007

Really, this is beyond horrible. What was Luke Wilson thinking?? Doesn’t he know if Jessica Simpson is in a movie with him she needs to be mostly undressed and not talking? God this is going to be awful!

Harry Potter people catch shit over poster with boobs edited in

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Harry Potter promo controversy

Parents are not too pleased by the latest promotional pictures released for Harry Potter which show Hermione with, and without boobs. Do these parents honestly think this is the first time this has happened? And truthfully, they just did Hermione a favor, if they are going to put her in fug clothes the least they could do is give her some boobs.

Jessica Alba looks hot and sweaty at Fantastic 4 party

Wednesday, May 2nd, 2007

Jessica Alba Fantastic Four party 1

This dress is definitely a step up from the recent outfits she has been in, but I think she has been taking tips from Kristin Cavallari on how to look greasy! I just dont understand what has been going on, Alba use to do no wrong, but recently she has only been trying half heartedly to look good.

We know you got the goods BITCH so stop trying to hide it!

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Mandy Moore turns Wonder Woman into one hot BITCH

Wednesday, April 25th, 2007

Mandy Moore is Wonder Woman

I am pretty sure that Wonder Woman was hot way back, but the BITCH just got a fantastic makeover! Who knew Mandy Moore had boobs???

Who Knew Jessica Alba could look like Denise Richards?

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Jessica Alba as the invisible woman

I joke not, this really is Jessica Alba. Even though it looks nothing like her at all. I don’t understand the marketing idea here, make her look fug and unrecognizable so no one watches this tardass sequel?

Luke Wilson says Jessica is smart enough to stick to dumb roles!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Blonde Ambition

Luke Wilson said this about Jessica’s acting ability:

“She’s intelligent enough to know the roles she can do a good job at - it’s not like she’s trying to play Erin Brockovich.”

I dont know about Jessica, but I would be pissed if he said this about me!

But maybe the BITCH will be too dumb to figure out it’s an insult!

Paris is going to win a Oscar for this one!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Paris Hilton filming “The Hottie and The Nottie”

I can tell this movie will sweep the awards this year! “The Hottie and The Nottie” is Paris’s latest film, in which this double faced BITCH plays both roles!!! Just playing, she is just the Hottie, but we all know how easily she could play the Nottie!!!

Personally I am a little disappointed though, I like her personal documentary’s on sex and coke much more!