This shit is too funny, and just another reason I love him and Heidi! And he can bitch about the papz and its okay, because, guess why? He doesn’t live in the middle of LA!
Although, its just a teaser, its pretty much what I expected. A Britney still looking less than her best, being put into stupid roles where her lines include “Can we have sex and then go shopping?”. Which is kind of funny, because, I am pretty sure thats the exact thing I heard her say to Adnan!
But for reals, can someone get my bitch some decent roles and some good shampoo!!!!
Sure…its not that lyrical, but this song is BANGING! Lil Wayne brings the sexy in this video too, so that doesn’t hurt either! And it doesn’t matter if you like the song or not when you first hear it, because, once you hear it in the club, and sing part of it, you are gonna be hooked!
And I am going to spill a secret that I have been keeping from you bitch nuggets from some time now….I am completely obsessed with Lil Wayne, and I absolutely freaking love him to death! He is all kinds of fine, and he really is the greatest rapper alive. Forget about Jay Z, forget about Snoop, forget about Nas, because Wayne really is the future of rap. Plus, I think he is all kinds of sexy goodness.
So Wayne, iffin you is reading this, get at your girl the THB!
And there will probably be more post later, but right now I am off to have a (very) late breakfast, and brush my hair down since I slept with it in too many rollers in and now I have a poodle head.
MTV has officially banned the new Gnarls Barkley video, because it failed to pass the “Harding Test”, which monitors strobe light patterns, and their ability to trigger seizures, mainly in epileptic patients.
So, if you are not epileptic, or if you are and just wanna test your gangsta - watch the new video.
Okay, this might take a while, so sit back and relax bitch nuggets, although, I will try and keep it short. Willa Ford is the “actress” who plays Anna Nicole Smith in the new movie, and some of you might be asking who da fuck is Willa Ford, and that is completely justified, because, literally all the bitch has done is sing one song that didn’t even do that well (I wanna be bad), then she hosted a show called “Pants off, Dance Off” where girls dance to bad music and strip down to their panties. She also did playboy, where she showed off a giant butterfly tattoo’d on her vagina. Lastly, she appeared on cribs, with her husband, Dallas Stars hockey player, Mike Modano in a house that was smaller than some of my friends homes. Which brings us to the real reason I am ranting. I HATE that toolbag Modano so much, he is the biggest bitch in the history of hockey, I honestly believe that. But people suck his nuts, and I just dont freaking get it. Whoopi freaking doo that he broke the *American record for points, but for crying out loud, the record was held by a DEFENSIVE player, who should technically have way, way less points than someone who plays as much as Modano, and is a forward. Its just fucking ridiculous if you ask me.
Anyways, enjoy the shit-tastic trailer and when you become bored and irate from watching that, enjoy the clip below of her husband, Mike Modano getting knocked the f out by a REAL hockey player, Mark Messier. Also, watch ALL of the Modano video for a really special treat at the end.
Okay guys, my crazy hectic week at school is finally OVER! So lets start off this posting session with the new video of my FAVORITO songs “Buzzin” by Shwayze, which consists of the rapper who goes by Shwayze, and none other than Cisco “Long Balls” Adler. Which is funny, because, I use to NEVER see the appeal of Adler, but after seeing his short lived reality show, and listening to Shwayze’s entire myspace playlist a couple of times, I must say, I am really starting to LOVE this guy. Something about him seems so much less lame than most of the pretty boy rockers out there, who are blow drying their hair to side and wearing blush. I love his voice, his hair, his style…. and I think if he could just do something about those balls (NSFW!) I might really be in love!
Definitely take the time to watch the video Bitch nuggets, not only is it a kick ass song thats way out of the the category of music I listen to, it features a quick cameo from Cisco’s pot loving ex Mischa Barton! You just KNOW those two use get blown out of their minds!
I’m going to be straight up with you, I don’t get this Jackass shit at all. I have only seen clips from their movies, and usually their shows end up making me so nauseous that I end up changing the channel, but Johnny Knoxville’s odd appeal somehow cues up my interest, and I end up watching from time to time. Fortunately, in this clip, there isn’t anything that will make you hurl, unfortunately, for Johnny boy, he almost loses his balls doing a bike stunt.Video of the stunt above, then video of him talking about what exactly happened to his nuts on Jimmy Kimmel after the jump. (more…)
Christina Aguilera was on Ellen this week, and basically her boobies are bigger than ever. And while that is probably the highlight of this clip, the real gold is watching Ellen steal peeks of Christina’s supersized boobs. But who can blame her? Its hard not to stare! Bitch is working with some MAJOR tits!
Amy Winehouse ended up winning five of the six awards she was nominated for! And her performance, via live satellite, wasn’t a mess, it was actually pretty freakin’ good!!!! And even though she is a recovering crack addict, who wears a beehive and too much makeup with too many tattoos, I still like her. Why? I love her music.
This SHIT is all kinds of crazy! During the Florida Panthers @ Buffalo Sabres game, hockey player Richard Zednik was going into the corner, when teammate Olli Jokinen was hit so hard his feet flew above his head, allowing for his right skate to connect with Zednik’s neck(watch in slow mo at 1:25), and slice it severely. Zednik managed to skate to his bench, where Buffalo doctors whisked him away, and were able to stiffen the bleeding as he was rushed to the hospital to undergo emergency surgery to repair a severed carotid artery. And his team lost. He is recovering in a Buffalo hospital.Lets all wish him a safe and fast recovery!!!
Instead of breaking these stories about everyones favorite whore bag into multiple stories, I have combined it into one post, as I couldn’t think of any more titles for stories making fun of this cunt. First, let me grace you with video of Paris Hilton singing her non-hit song “Stars are Blind” while she struggles to keep her boobies in her dress(yes, even Paris Hilton’s boobs are big enough to fall out of something).
Any complaints about the quality of the video need to be directed to Paris Hilton, as I feel she is the only thing bringing the quality of the video down.Then, it was her 80’s themed birthday party, where she showed up looking like a misguided 12 year old surfer boy who has gotten into his mothers makeup and pantyhose. But not to be topped off as looking like the biggest idiot at her own birthday, her own publicist, Elliot Mintz, showed up looking like a oompa loompa type of mofo, which begs the question: why the fuck would you leave your house looking like that? And, how tha fuck does something like that even happen? Also, lets LOL at the fact Paris is with Brittny Gastineau, star of one of the worst reality shows of all time.
Last but not least, lets take a moment to recognize Hilton for the lying superficial bitch she really is. When she was released from jail, we all heard her talking about how life changing it was, and how she was soon going to start a women’s program for female convicts leaving jail that was to act as a pseudo half way house and help them get on their feet. Since then however, she has done NADA that she said she would, but she did find the time to launch her new shoe line which she debuted at Macy’s today(pics below), plus new perfumes, a jewelry line and a new clothing line. Glad to see her priorities are in order. And glad to see she really keeps her word. And no, these pictures do not make feet look larger than they appear.
Last night, Desperate Housewife douchebag Jesse Metcalfe got dropped by a British wanna be rapper, Mams Taylor. Supposedly, the two got into it after Jesse was seen talking to Taryn Manning, aka Boom Cat, aka that one white skinyn prostitute from Hustle and Flow.
And even though Metcalfe is a complete loser, I do recommend watching this clip to see him get dealt with like the bitch he truly is. And in true bitchette fashion, Metcalfe has concocted a story about how he later went out and jumped this guy, which makes him sound so fucking lame. I mean, hopefully, after you have been punched in the face, you could rally a group of friends and be able to jump someone. But, that doesn’t change the fact that you can’t fight for yourself, and it most certainly doesn’t get your dignity back.
In the worst movie to be made since Jessica Simpson’s “Blonde Ambition” , Paris Hilton and former Step-by-Step cutie Christine Lakin star as mismatched friends, with Paris Hilton supposedly being very hot, and Christine looking like a geico caveman in the new movie “The Hottie and The Nottie”. But now that the movie has wrapped, and Paris isn’t standing beside someone who has been made to look fug, its hard to tell who the real hottie, and nottie is!Well, okay I lied, its actually not that hard to tell at all. One looks like a diseased, over cooked, and over dressed version of Big Bird, and one looks like that hot neighbor girl you use to live next door too. And, yes, according to wikipedia, the movie had a $9 million dollar budget, so I included the trailer, so you can see what $9 million dollars going down the drain looks like. I also included pics of both of them so you can pick which hottie is for you!
I thought we might need a break today from the grim news of death and celebrity antics, so here is some cool car doors for you to enjoy. These doors > lamborghini doors.
I have been waiting too damn long for this movie to come out, but I can already tell its going to be fucking awesome!!! Kal Penn and John Cho are AWESOME together.
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He is recovering in a Buffalo hospital.Lets all wish him a safe and fast recovery!!!
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