Did Britney Spears get married??? Star Magazine says yes!

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Wednesday, February 13th, 2008

Britney Spears married in mexico

According to the new Star Magazine, Bitchney and Adnan got married when they went on a wild vacation to Mexico recently. Which is kind of funny, considering Adnan is MARRIED! Or, should I say was because he got served two weeks ago with divorce papers. At least this explains (perhaps) why Britney felt the need to don her old wedding dress.

And how-freaking-hilarious is the other story on the cover, proclaiming Jamie Lynn Spears has moved into a double wide trailer, which is, you know, the bigger version of a regular trailer, for people who have money.

UPDATE: Some people, who may or may not have neural networks in their brain, have expressed confusion over this story so let me clarify. YES, they performed a marriage ceremony in Mexico. NO, it is not valid because Adnan is married.

Rebecca Romijn got hitched over the weekend!

Monday, July 16th, 2007

Rebecca Romijn (-Stamos for the people who like to keep it old school) got married this weekend to actor Jerry O’Connell. The two wed at their ranch, not because its nice, but because they are honkies like that. And while she looks stunning, I can’t say quite the same him. The dog running with them looks more dressed for the occasion, while Jerry looks like he is going to a prom in a senior citizen home.

I would just like to also add that Uncle Jesse is at least a thousand times cooler than Jerry, even though Tomcats is a badass movie, so I dunno WTF this BITCH was thinking.