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BITCHney threatens Paris Hilton with lesbian fling footage?

Friday, December 7th, 2007

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

According to NBC via the London Daily Mail, BITCHney was not too happy last week when Paris tried to steal the limelight away from her at her birthday, and it has caused a massive fallout between the two. LDM reports:

London’s Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears’ camp has sent to Hilton, demanding The Simple Life star stops being rude to Britney and members of her entourage.

They reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.

A source says, “The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.”

Australia’s Sydney Daily Telegraph reports the former friends fell out at Spears’ 26th birthday parties in Hollywood last weekend.

But a source close to Hilton tells the Mail, “It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c**p.”

So it’s crap she says? Probably just like this is completely crap and never happened either, warning NSFW image of Paris making out topless with some other girl:

Paris is a lesbian type bitch

Which I totally don’t care about her sexual preference or what she does, even though its sad to say the low rates of STD’s among lesbians wont stay that way for much longer if Paris keeps hooking up with them, but its just annoying that she does what only a dumb slut would do and acts like a goody two shoes twit, and denies things that there is pictorial proof of.

Lindsay Lohan's body guard tells all!

Tuesday, June 12th, 2007

Lindsay Loves coke!

Considering she has wrecked her car while all hopped up on cocaine and been in rehab twice now, we should all know that the BITCH is out of control. Her former bodyguard adds fuel to the fire though with comments he made to News of the World about her partying habits:

“I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met.”

“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.

His first job was to take her to a party in Beverly Hills. “She’d been snorting all night,” he recalls. “As soon as they walked into the party she was snorting more.”

“She got on the coffee table and danced, flinging her dress above her head, her eyes rolling about all over the place.”

“I told the guy providing the drugs to stop and he just said, ‘No way, Lindsay will go berserk’. Then she started screaming at people and swinging her fists around at anyone near her.

“At the start of the night she seemed such a fun-loving, angelic girl but under the influence of drugs she was psychotic. It was 10.30am the next day by the time I carried her to bed.”

One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.

“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.

“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.”

She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.

“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.”

“One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them,” says Lee.

“She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.

“She told me, ‘I don’t belong on this planet any more’. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.

Lindsay sure knows how to party: lesbian drug binges, suicide attempts and beating down coke dealers! This BITCH is wild! You almost feel bad for her, until you realize that she is too dumb to hire a driver and make her body guards sign confidentiality statements!!

I can’t wait till the lesbian pictures surface! Its gonna be hot BITCHES!

Liv Tyler and Kate Bosworth kiss in public

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

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This is way better than the fake kiss between Sarah Silverman and Jessica Biel because they are just kissing for fun! But poor Kate Bosworth, she looks a mess with that fug face and even fuggier shoes while Liv Tyler is the perfect picture of glowing and natural. My only complaint really is how the hell do all these people stay so pale??? I think you have to work on being opaque, its not something that just comes naturally. Also, I guess I should mention that that is Dax Shepard in the background, even though I am probably the only person who knows who that loser is.

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New Lindsay Lohan pictures fuel rumors of lesbian sex and self mutilation!

Sunday, June 3rd, 2007

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These pictures, taken between her visits to rehab only prove that Lindsay Blowhan is just as out of control as we all thought! With rampant rumors of lesbian lovers and self injury however, these pictures do look awfully incriminating. Let’s hope the ladies at least used the saran wrap technique, because we all know Lohan likes to get around.

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Carmen Electrifies Lesbians!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

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Carmen Electra gave some lesbian fans some thrills when she made an appearance at Lesbian Spring Break in Palm Springs! The only real question I have is how many straight girls decided to become lesbians after seeing this???

Carmen is one sexy BITCH!

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This Bitch likes Bitches!!!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

Fergie Loves the Ladies

Fergie spilled recently about her sexy past:

“I have had lesbian experiences in the past….I am a very sexual person”

And oddly enough, she plays a lesbian in the upcoming Tarantino movie “Grindhouse”.

She also spilled to Playboy about an embarrassing stage incident:

“Embarrassment. Everyone told me not to talk about it, but I wanted to call people and tell them what had happened. I was advised not to, and I didn’t for a while. Now I’m just honest about it. It’s embarrassing, but you just have to let it go at some point.”

Are you CRAZY bitch??? Never admit to that shit, ever.

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