There really is a God and he has answered my prayers! Super skanky Paris Hilton was ordered today to go back to jail after her short house arrest hiatus. The judge must be a super hero or something, impervious to her skank appeal and money! After the sentencing Paris was heard screaming “It’s not fair!!!” and “Mom!” which is kind of funny because just earlier this week she said this:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.â€
and
“This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.â€
But I guess she didn’t really mean those prepared statements from her lawyers, because when the judge said she would have to serve out the remainder of her sentence, 18 days(23 days minus the 5 she has served) she cried like the little BITCH she is. But fortunately for the rest of us, the herpes covered boozer is safely behind bars where she belongs!
Speaking about the status of her mental health, the sheriff said this:
“This lady has some severe problems.”….”I can’t trust her tenuous status,”
Unfortunately for us her lawyer is already preparing her appeal, pleading habeus corpus, which means something like illegal holding of the body and she will be spending the weekend in the medical ward of the jail….my guess is because the high risk of a full blown herpes pandemic!
A judge has ordered that the recently released drunk driver appear in court tomorrow at 9:00am to review the reason she was set free so early. She could be ordered to go back to jail if the judge decides that her release was too hasty. If she fails to appear, she will automatically get 90 days in lock down!
I don’t even know why she would try to cop out like that, it made her already damaged reputation look worse. I thought she said she was ready to do her time? I guess she doesn’t remember that. But tomorrow I will be waiting for the answer with my fingers crossed, hopefully they will take the BITCH back to jail! I am sure nothing will happen though, and she will be sent home with her anklet.
This video came up in conversation today so I thought it might need a repost, and mainly because I think Jay Z is a tremendous douche bag. I really cant stand the guy, and this is just another example of what a BITCH he really is, because you know he would never do that to any guy. I wonder if this is how he treats Beyonce on the low???
I guess since she has no other way to get attention she resorts to blogging on her myspace about other people’s problems(mainly Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) because really, when it comes down to it, the BITCH is just jealous. She wishes she was young again and didn’t have a nursery school worth of kids and no hubby in sight. Here is what she had to say about the troubled starlets:
HERES A TIP….
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
It is especially funny when you realize that the only reason she knows any of the young people in Hollywood is because her husband slept with them all!! Oh well, I guess you just turn into a bitter old BITCH once the “Penis Posse” gets your man.
This was just put up on her site, and its a long one:
Dear Fans,
I just wanted to reach out to all of you and explain some of the things that I have been faced with recently.
It’s so funny how many stories are put out there about people. It’s like we all want our side of the story out there as well, but at the end of the day only a few people care to hear what is really going on since the bad is always so much more interesting than the truth. I don’t know why, but this is so weird to me. I used to be angry at the tabloids for printing horrible things about me, but now I try to just be numb to what I see. I saw Tyra Banks once get really upset and cry on her show because they made her look fat. We all want a certain image of ourselves out there, and at some point we all do really care what other people think or we wouldn’t be here.
Recently, I was sent to a very humbling place called rehab. I truly hit rock bottom. Till this day I don’t think that it was alcohol or depression. I was like a bad kid running around with ADD. I had a manager from a long time ago come in and try to direct me and my life after I got my divorce. I was so overwhelmed I think that I was in a little shock too. I didn’t know who to go to. I realized how much energy and love I had put into my past relationship when it was gone because I genuinely did not know what to do with myself, and it made me so sad. I confess, I was so lost.
This letter is to not place blame on anyone, although I do see the world with a completely different set of eyes now. Being in that vulnerable state and taken to dinners and parties with friends and finding out later you paid for everything was a huge learning lesson for me. I think the whole problem was letting too many people into my life. You never know another persons intentions or what another person wants. I feel I was too open and looking for answers when I had it all to begin with. I have had to cut so many people out of my life. It is so sad, because if anyone is a family person…it is me. When I was little I remember every night watching movies with my family and feeling so at peace. Dancing and singing all the time just like a little girl should. Now recently I find with my children that I want them to have that feeling all of the time. I am having to face a lot of things right now since I have children of my own. A lot of insecurities from when I was little are coming up again. It is like we are never good enough. I know everyone thinks that I am playing the victim, but I am not and I hate what is going on right now so much. Maybe this is the reason for this letter…to maybe allow people to look at me differently. It is like when you are a real woman and say what you feel and how you think things are supposed to be, that people just say you are a “bitch.”
I feel like some of the people in my life made more of some issues than was necessary. I also feel like they knew I was beginning to use my brain for a change and cut some ties, so they wanted to be in more control of my life than me. I think it is actually normal for a young girl to go out after a huge divorce. I think it was a bigger issue because I had not gone out in such a long time. I am 25 and I do still have a lot to learn, and I am going to make mistakes everyday, and I am sure every mistake I make will probably be on CNN or Good Morning America. I am only human people and I love you for still loving me.
I am sitting here at home and it is 6:25 and both of my sons are asleep. I am truly blessed to have them in my life. Everyday is so surreal. Life in general is so surreal and crazy.
I just hope this letter made some of you think a little bit more of me and where I am coming from. I just want the same things in life that you want…and that is to be happy. It is just so weird because everyone has their own perception of me and how they think I really am. It is so weird how stories are told. There is your side, my side, and the truth. Somebody has to figure it out. I guess we will never really understand or figure out life completely. That’s God’s job. I can’t wait to meet him…or her.
Love, Britney
Quote of the month…
It is ok to disagree with people regarding certain issues. YouÂ’re not being true to yourself if you succumb to others opinions because you feel guilty.
Wow, sounds like she needed to get a lot of her chest!!! But come on BITCHney, no one ever feels like they are good enough, and you are in the industry where all everyone does is judge, judge, judge…and if you think bad extensions and sob letters are going to make people play nice, you really do still have a lot to learn.
Former lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp was arrested Tuesday following a frantic 911 called placed by his wife, were she alleged that he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head when she asked him if he was on drugs after coming home at 8 in the morning. This is not the first time the lame rocker has battled with his personal demons, he has continually battled with alcohol and violence in his past. For real though, Creed was never cool and neither was this guy and he was probably upset because no one recognizes him or cares anymore.
According to TMZ.com, Perez Hilton, who likes to hate on Beyonce for jacking different looks and sounds, is a little thief himself! In a legal letter, Creative Age Publications is suing the celeb wanna be for stealing their photograph to make his logo! It is pretty much obvious that the idiot blogger stole the image, and I hope he gets sued! Maybe then he wont be able to buy any retarded hair dye or eye make up.
I know that is pretty much common knowledge, but really Tyra, giving the competition to Jaslene?? Lets be serious, everyone knows she looks like a man, and there is evidence to prove it! Also when asked what she did between her first audition and second audition she didn’t say “I studied very hard and lost 15 lbs”, instead the BITCH said she went to therapy! Natasha was the biggest pimp on that show, and Tyra’s fat ass knows she gave the competition to a cross dresser because she likes that shit. Next season, Jaslene will probably replace Ms. Jay on the panel.
The blog whore herself, Lily Allen updated her myspace with this:
Sorry
Current mood: Better
Hi guys , I’m sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a “chick with a dick”. I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss’ , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha’nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .
I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .”
LAME. LAME. LAME. It is almost as lame as the first one, and it’s just ANOTHER attempt at more attention.
I cannot believe that Dreamz not only took the car from Yauman but then voted him home! What a little BITCH!!! I knew Dreamz wouldn’t get enough votes so all he did was ensure that Earl got the money! I am really pissed, and if I ever see this Dreamz bitch anywhere I am gonna beat that ass! He should be so embarrassed and ashamed, he looks like such a backstabbing BITCH! I hope all his friends and family turn on him, because that was lower than low. And to everyone who says its just a game, its what you do to win, thats a bunch of bullshit, because game or no game a promise is a promise and unless you want to look like a snake like Dreamz you would keep your word.
Lily Allen was probably sitting in her hotel eating donuts and ice cream while writing this on her myspace blog:
fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .
I cant say I disagree with the Amy Winehouse thing, but I dont think the BITCH needs gastric bypass, she just needs to jog behind the bus to each of her shows!
Really, this is beyond horrible. What was Luke Wilson thinking?? Doesn’t he know if Jessica Simpson is in a movie with him she needs to be mostly undressed and not talking? God this is going to be awful!
This must be a joke. She is referring to her sentencing has an “injustice”??? Is this BITCH retarded? She thinks its injust for her to go to jail, after she got caught driving drunk then got caught driving without a license not once but TWICE? Plus she didn’t even enroll in a $25 dollar alcohol awareness class. I think she should go to jail out of stupidity. She could have easily gotten out of this but since she is a dumb BITCH she went and got multiple infractions, therefore she deserves everything she gets. What is even more pathetic is the petition her phantom friend “Joshua” formed to keep her from going to jail. I think she probably went home and came up with this one on her own. I also find it amusing that Paris tries to conquer the judicial system over this great cause, but where was this BITCH when Tookie was on death row….I know that BITCH was starting any petitions, thats for sure.
So in rebuttal to her free Paris petition campaign I have started an even better one so go sign it now BITCHES. Keep in mind that if you sign the free Paris one you are a sellout douchebag.
This shit is hysterical. The chub girl from this picture wrote an email to this site that posted the picture above saying this:
To whom it may concern,
I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.
The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends…..and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying “damn nigga!”.
I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don’t exactly know you obtained it.
What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action….and that is a promise.
You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.
I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.
I don’t know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!
-Kate (Email me!)
As a response to the email, the website put up these pictures and totally own this lawyer BITCH wannabe.
LOL at this dumb bitch thinking she could sue! But really, take the time to look at this girl, she is painfully FUG. I would probably try to sue now too, out of embarrassment for being so damn FUG.
This is not surprising, what else would you expect from someone who is trying to convince everyone that all her legal problems are someone else’s fault? All I see behind the firing of Eliot Mintz are secret motives. That way when her case gets appealed(which is most likely) she will be able to boo hoo to the judge about how its her PA’s fault, and how he was so irresponsible and its all his fault so they fired him. Worst part about it is the fact that Mintz is STILL ass kissing:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
Stop being a BITCH Eliot and start leaking the scandalous rumors!
Myspace might be the greatest invention for online fighting ever! I love how people can still take themselves seriously after having “beef” via myspace. What makes it really hilarious though is that its two C or D list actresses who are known practically for nothing. But really, Haylie Duff is a BITCH, and gets owned by Kim K! You can tell that even after Kim K has called her names and stuff that Haylie still REALLY wants to hang out with her. So pathetic!
LOL at lame BITCHES that think they are famous fighting on myspace!
You can just tell this BITCH wants to be famous so badly, and she just comes off so pathetic. When you are worse dressed and more useless than Paris Hilton you might want to consider getting in touch with Dr. Kevorkian very soon.
I am not quite sure what is happening to Kristin here, but my guess its a combination of too much sun and glitter body lotion. And I was so mad when I saw that episode of Hollyhood where she was a BITCH to Juicy Jay! If the Juice Man wants you to kick it with him, BITCH, you go kick it with him!
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