I have really been avoiding stories on this dumb slut, because, well, she isn’t really famous for anything other than bad porns and even worse movies. But this week she tried to pull a stunt where she pretended to be walking around hollywood with a shaman, and “gave” a diamond necklace away to a stranger under his direction, and commented on how he “changed her life”. TMZ, however, quickly reported the shaman was a FAKE! Well, actually, he is an actor, who has been in POTC and other movies that I am to lazy to go look up.
Anyways, with a little more investigation, it came out that the whole thing is a sham put on for a new Ashton Kutcher show that is suppose to punk the paparazzi and media outlets. But, considering the media figured out the truth, before the show even stood a chance, I would have to say it completely FAILS!
Plus, they fucked up big time by trying to get the P-Herp-Hizzle to “act” religious and kind, because, we all know that:
a) da bitch cant act
b) this money hording whore would NEVER give away a diamond necklace she bought with her grandpa’s hard earned money!
On the real though, heres to hoping this bitch chokes on a truffle or something!
Last night, Desperate Housewife douchebag Jesse Metcalfe got dropped by a British wanna be rapper, Mams Taylor. Supposedly, the two got into it after Jesse was seen talking to Taryn Manning, aka Boom Cat, aka that one white skinyn prostitute from Hustle and Flow.
And even though Metcalfe is a complete loser, I do recommend watching this clip to see him get dealt with like the bitch he truly is. And in true bitchette fashion, Metcalfe has concocted a story about how he later went out and jumped this guy, which makes him sound so fucking lame. I mean, hopefully, after you have been punched in the face, you could rally a group of friends and be able to jump someone. But, that doesn’t change the fact that you can’t fight for yourself, and it most certainly doesn’t get your dignity back.
Whats the deal with Jessica Alba always looking like a mega bitch?? Here she is at the Golden Warriors basketball game looking like she is about to die of misery. Why bother going if you are going to just sit there looking moody? I can just tell this miserable bitch has a mega attitude complex, and if I was around her for more than 5 minutes I would probably have to kick her ass.
Don’t get me wrong, I love me some Jessica Simpson, but if anyone needed further proof that she is a life ruiner look no further! Her newest movie, which I told you was shit MONTHS ago, is going straight to DVD and now her misfortune is actually affecting something I care about….THE DALLAS COWBOYS!
Like, out of all the white QB’s in the NFL, she decides to date Romo, and now the bitch done ruined him! He needs to dump this B listC list D Lister and get his head in the game. Sure she has great tits and hair, but she is a bad luck career ruiner, so the bitch has gotta go.
Am I right, or am I right bitch nuggets??? I said just a few days ago, that Paris Hilton was so desperate for attention that she would be flashing the papz soon, and low and behold, the bitch strikes with a pantyless pantyhose shot!
And can someone please explain to me why she is wearing this outfit in the first place? It’s damn near December, so why are we still seeing close up shots of this smelly hookers ass? Because I don’t give a fuck who you are, if you walk and your dress accidentally rides up to show your entire ass, maybe you should put something else on. Or if you are a giant like Hilton, shrinking 30 inches.
While investigation continues into allegations that David Copperfield raped a woman at his privately owned Bahama resort, TMZ has found some VERY creepy info out about him, and his whole scheme to pick up women at his shows from what they describe as a manual that he gives to employees to reference when picking out women for him:
The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding “from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”
And it gets creepier.
According to the document, “On occasion David will have you pull in both scorpions even if he is only interested in one of them, just for comfort.”
The assistants are told to sell the women before David arrives backstage. They’re supposed to say: “Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands: Ads, TV, Radio and many other promotions. So we like (sic) to keep in touch with you in case there is a job in the future we think you would be interested in.”
Is being a C list celebrity not enough to get this guy laid or what? It doesn’t take much besides a good money flash and name drop to pick up most of the desperate bitches you see at the bars, so I don’t understand why this guy has a plan more complicated than a game of mousetrap without the f-ing marble!
And Paris Hilton ain’t changed shit about herself! Here she is going to a party at the Playboy Mansion in her lingerie. Which really, isn’t a big deal, it just reinforces what a dumb slut she is. I am so glad the BITCH went on Larry King boo-hooing about how she is negatively portrayed and talking about doing charity and giving back, because, didn’t you know, the Playboy mansion is in DIRE need of charity. Yup, I know it sounds odd, but really, they need the help from all the dumb, mostly naked sluts they can find! I am glad Paris chose to pick a good cause and really go after it!
What I honestly don’t understand is why she even said all that shit about wanting to build a shelter for women and do charity, and all that jazz. What the BITCH should have said is “I still want to continue on living my pointless, predictable, self centered life and party like a whore constantly!”. At least that would have been being honest.
p.s. dont you just love how this BITCH is so giant that her thigh high stokcings barely cover her knees???
I am trying really hard to like this BITCH but she is making it so damn hard. I just wish she would hurry up and do something besides pose with her ass and run through all the eligible black men in America. I mean, at least get a clothing line or make up line, just please do SOMETHING that indicates you are more than Paris Hilton’s old best friend. Really though, the BITCH just needs to do Playboy. And if you want a good laugh at Kim K and her lifes work, click here.
Honestly, these papz should have their ass beat for following such an unfamous fug BITCH! But this does further prove the fact that Rumer Willis is a complete cunt.
I just don’t think those things are lip sync and dance because the BITCH looked a mess on “So you think you can dance”. The best way to describe what occurred would be very “I Dream of Jeannie” mixed with Milli Vanilli and one of those blow up doll things outside of a used car dealership. And thats me being nice to the BITCH!
The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?
For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???
I have been saying advertisement is getting a little crazy, with people finding ways to sponsor things I would have never thought of, like power plays in hockey. But now, Fergie has stooped to a new low and will incorporate the company Candies into some of her lyrics for the sum of $4mil, and an Interscope exec issued this statement:
“With record sales in decline, you must find novel ways to make money out of the music. The trick is to make the brand part of the song so that it slips down easily rather than chokes the fan. Candie’s will have no say over exactly what Fergie will sing, or when. Fergie does not sing jingles so it will have to work unobtrusively in the song.”
Either way you look at this, the BITCH is singing a jingle because she is getting paid four million dollars to mention a company during a song, so I dont know wtf that guy is trying to say.
And spreads her legs like always!!!! The thing you don’t know about these pictures of her in the ocean is that she was actually skiing, and Paris being the fabulous BITCH that she is doesn’t need skis. Why you ask??? Because of her size 30 feet! If anything in this world is hot, its BITCHES with feet bigger than Shaquille O’neal.
And might I add that I can tell this BITCH has really changed, just look at the loads of charitable work and donations she has made since being released! Oh…wait…she hasn’t done any of that shit!!!
p.s. I really, really like the diaper she puts on over her bikini in the last pics, its going to be the hottest trend of the summer, I just know it!!!
Wow, after watching that interview last night I am surprised I still have brain cells that are choosing to operate. I know it HAD to be Larry Kings low point in life, and I couldn’t help but laugh when they would show the upcoming Thursday show, which features Colin Powell with the title of “The state of the US and world”, which is much better suited for Larry King programming. Its hilarious to me that they would even invite her on the show, and you think with 23 days to prepare Hilton would have something smart to say, but nope, nothing. In fact I only heard LIES and dumb shit. Like when asked about what she disliked the most about herself and she answered “When I am nervous my voice gets really high.” Thats deep, REALLY deep, and honest to god she said it with a straight face. I think that alone is a testament to how much the BITCH has changed. When asked if she has ever used drugs or been addicted to drugs, she said no of course, but we all know thats a lie, as you can see in these lovely videos:
What I dont understand is why Larry let her get away with so much…like when she denied doing drugs, why didn’t he just play these videos? I mean, its not like I have exclusive rights to these, they are pretty much all over the freaking internet. I would like to think Larry knew this interview was a gimmick and didn’t put to much into it, but come on, the guy kept saying ADT instead of ADD. And I almost choked on a taquito when I heard her say that her favorite subject is creative writing, since she is a drop out and her heiress book says intelligent things like “never wake up before 10″, and her notes from jail sounded like a bad philosophy paper by a third grader who thinks philosophy is a company owned by Pillsbury. With written work like that though, the BITCH might just be our modern day Dr. Seuss!!!
If you have some extra time and would like some good laughs I have the entire Larry King show with Paris after the jump! (more…)
Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!
BITCHney Spears rep, Leslie Sloane Zelnik, confirmed that the defunct pop star will NOT release the planned album Integrity in November like originally planned. The rep told Life&Style magazine:
“I put her on hiatus. Brit’s album is pushed until ‘08.”
Put her on hiatus? Hasn’t she been on hiatus for like the last 3 or 4 years? And how come when she is on hiatus everyone supports her??? Why dont they just let her fail and see that things can’t always be done her way, and that she does need to listen to other peoples advice.
Leave it to Paris Hilton to spend more state money than any other inmate. Since she is pretending she has severe medical issues, she has to be kept in the special medical ward, which costs $1109.78 a day versus the normal costs of $99.64. Now if she really needed the medical assistance that badly while in jail, she would need it outside of jail as well. But we all know what Paris does when she is not in jail, and its not cry and not eat, its party and booze! And I must say, if she is medically this bad off, I don’t think daddy Hilton should be planning a release party in Las Vegas but instead needs to subsequently enroll her into a psychiatric ward. Because really, if she has to have this much medical aid to get through the jail visit she has serious other issues that need to be addressed. Mary Tiedemen, Director of the ACLU, whatever the hell that means, said this about the condition a prisoner needs to be in before getting into the medical ward:
Mary Tiedeman, who monitors jails for the ACLU, told the AP Hilton is being housed in an area usually reserved for high-security inmates or those with severe health problems: “I don’t know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail.”
And even Rick and Kathy Hilton gave a tidbit about their daughter’s “awful” stint in jail, stating:
“She’s very scared…..It’s tough in there. It’s cold.”
Out of everything to complain about, such as the fungi outbreak the jail has experienced, they complain about it being cold??? I am sorry, but if the worse thing you can complain about in jail is it being to cold, I think you are going to be okay. I highly doubt that is the main complaint of the normal peasant prisoners.
So fans of Paris…..is the BITCH really crazy and needs to medical attention or is she just faking?? Not that being one or the other makes it better, either she is crazy or a liar so which is it??? Let me know….
According to many sources, Paris will not be returning to the cell where she spent the first couple of days in jail, but instead will spend her time heavily medicated in the medical ward! Isn’t that just a bunch of shit? My guess is they are just pumping the BITCH up with Xanax until she gets to go home, or maybe Valtrex for her herps! I bet inmates are fleeing from the medical ward to get away from her! Because whats worse than being Paris Hilton in jail? Being in the same room with Paris Hilton while she is in jail and pill f*cked!
In a collect call placed to Barbara Walters on Sunday, Paris talked about her past behavior and how she wishes to change it. ABC reports:
“I used to act dumb,” she told Walters in the exclusive phone conversation. “That act is no longer cute. Now, I would like to make a difference. … God has given me this new chance.” Hilton confirmed to Walters just how terrible her initial three days in jail were. It might explain why she cried when she was handcuffed and transported back to jail from her Hollywood home. “I was not eating or sleeping,” she said. “I was severely depressed and felt as if I was in a cage. … It was a horrible experience.”
Well, I guess the BITCH didn’t decide to act smart during this interview.
Most people do feel depressed when they go to jail, I don’t know anyone who is ever excited about that. And as far as feeling like you are in a cage while you are in jail, NO SHIT! It is a cage you dumb BITCH! What did she think it would feel like? A room at the Palms or the Hilton???
Surpisingly its not because she was sleeping with the judge(I guess he heard the BITCH had herpes!) but instead its what her Grandpa had done for the sheriff that surely inclined him to release the drunk driver! Radar reports:
Sheriff Lee Baca, the Los Angeles law-enforcement official who ordered Hilton released from jail after serving only three days in her 45-day sentence, accepted a $1,000 campaign donation last year from William Barron Hilton—Paris’s grandfather. That contribution constituted the maximum amount allowable under California campaign rules.
And to the fans saying people are only jealous of Paris, you’re dumb! Who is jealous of a high school drop out that is only known for making sex tapes and having herpes???
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