Okay, so I think I have made it clear before, but basically Lil Wayne is my favorite person in the entire world and I think he is so f-ing hot, including the face tattoos, but anyways, back to the subject at hand.  He was arrested in Arizona on three felony counts of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a narcotic and possession of drug paraphernalia, when his tour bus was discovered to have drugs on it at a US Border Patrol check point, at which point the DEA arrested the rapper.  He was found in possession of marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy.

And kids, while drugs are bad, mmmmkay, I really want you to think about this one:  Who was he hurting???  He wasn’t driving, he wasn’t selling, so the only person in danger was himself.  Because I am sorry, until people pose a threat to society or others, what they chose to do(or not do) in their personal life should not be cause for arrest.  People who drink and drive repeatedly are putting others at a much higher risk than riding on a chartered tour bus, with a sober driver.  Now if he would have been driving an suv down the road at high speeds with an eightball in his pocket and drunk Linday Lohan style, I would say its fair game to arrest him.  But maybe I am just biased because he is fine as hell.

He is currently, according to all reports, still in jail.

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After doing his time for multiple DUI infarctions, Kiefer was released from Glendale City jail, after spending 48 days there.  Page Six reports:

Kiefer was driven away by his publicist under a police escort out the back of the Glendale City Jail an insider exclusively told PageSix.com. Our law enforcement sources also tells us that, “Kiefer is very excited to leave the jail and return to the safe and warm confines of his home. Kiefer was the model inmate while he served his time, and jokingly told jail staff that he won’t be doing any laundry anytime soon as he was relegated to endless hours of fluff and fold.”
We are also told by our insider that Kiefer is looking forward “to some real food, and he never wants to see another bologna sandwich ever again.”

And he didn’t even turn into a publicity whore like Paris Hilton?  Thats amazing.  But really, lets hope he doesn’t keep boozing and driving because that is a real dickhead thing to do, especially when you have been caught doing it like a million times (okay only like four, but thats closer to a million than not)

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While investigation continues into allegations that David Copperfield raped a woman at his privately owned Bahama resort, TMZ has found some VERY creepy info out about him, and his whole scheme to pick up women at his shows from what they describe as a manual that he gives to employees to reference when picking out women for him:

The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding “from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”

And it gets creepier.

According to the document, “On occasion David will have you pull in both scorpions even if he is only interested in one of them, just for comfort.”

The assistants are told to sell the women before David arrives backstage. They’re supposed to say: “Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands: Ads, TV, Radio and many other promotions. So we like (sic) to keep in touch with you in case there is a job in the future we think you would be interested in.”

Is being a C list celebrity not enough to get this guy laid or what? It doesn’t take much besides a good money flash and name drop to pick up most of the desperate bitches you see at the bars, so I don’t understand why this guy has a plan more complicated than a game of mousetrap without the f-ing marble!

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On the day of winning two awards at the BET awards rapper T.I. was arrested for attempting to purchase machine guns. TMZ reports:

Authorities say the bodyguard admitted to purchasing about nine firearms for T.I. in the past and about 17 firearms for other people in the musician’s posse on previous occasions. The bodyguard claims the rapper gave him cash to purchase the guns, because T.I., as a convicted felon, was not able to legally buy firearms. The bodyguard was arrested last week trying to buy several guns. After his arrest, the bodyguard agreed to cooperate with authorities.

Can we all say “dumb bitch” please? I mean honestly, what an effing moron to get caught doing this, and what an even bigger dumb ass for having body guards that will snitch on you. A judge also denied his bail, and prosecutors are asking for him to remain in jail until his court case, which could be months away. If it was anything else I would probably be defending him a little bit, but really, whatta dumbass. You are PAID, don’t go and get in trouble and blow your money on legal fees, thats just real dumb.

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And this fine ass lesbian BITCH aint going on vacation, she is going to jail for her DUI/probation violation, and basically she is all kind of screwed! People.com report:

“(She) admitted violating her probation by failing to provide proof of completion of her community service and for consuming alcohol three times while wearing an alcohol-monitoring device,” said the L.A. City Attorney’s office in a statement.
Rodriguez (also) turned in a false document showing that she completed one day of community service on Sept. 25, court filings show. The actress later stated that she was in New York on that date.
She must report to a Los Angeles County jail by Dec. 24. She was also ordered to complete 30 days of road clean-up duty.
Superior Court Judge Daviann L. Mitchell also ruled that the actress is not to be granted an early release, despite L.A.’s jail overcrowding.

So yeah, she is screwed, big time! No early release??? What kinda shit is that? Its hilarious she is going to do more jail time than Kiefer Sutherland, who has had FOUR DUI’s. And I kinda thought it was a given that everyone lies about doing community service to the judge, so wtf?

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The penitentiary that is. Today Kiefer plea bargained the prosecutors, pleading “No Contest” as part of the agreement they made. Ordered by a judge to 48 days in jail as a result of his most recent DUI arrest, which brought his total DUI count to 4. He must serve 18 days immediately, leaving the other 30 days to be served by July. He will not be officially sentenced until December 21, which means he will do some his time over Christmas. And from the statement issued by Fox, he swore he would handle this in a manner that would not disrupt the filming of 24, which might explain why he agreed to the plea bargain.

And isn’t it just amazing yall? He did all this without crying like a little bitch? Impressive to say the least. What is also impressive is four DUI’s. You have to be a spectacular asshole to get that many, or at the very minimum an excessive alcoholic. I think he should have been ordered to alcohol classes too.

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So this past week O.J. has been busy with his usual stuff, like, you know, robbing people at gunpoint and taking mugshots. If you haven’t heard the story, O.J. found out that sports memorabilia collector, Alfred Beardsley , had items that he claimed once belonged to him and instead of asking him for them back nicely, he did shit the O.J. way:

[Beardsley] he had arranged to meet with someone last night who was interested in buying the suit and other Simpson memorabilia. Beardsley says the man was actually a member of Simpson’s crew. He says the men stormed the room, two of them with guns drawn.

Beardsley says the men claimed to be police officers. OJ and others demanded that Beardsley and two other men surrender their cell phones. Beardsley refused to do so. Beardsley says the group stole every piece of memorabilia in the room, including items signed by Joe Montana. They also took a case of never-released leather editions of Simpson’s book, “I Want to Tell You.”

If convicted of the 7 felony charges and one gross misdemeanor he is charged with, he could face up to 30 years for each charge, which, if you are a mathematician like me you would be able to figure out that it could add up to 210 years, which is basically life.

But get your head right BITCHES and stop worrying, O.J. aint getting taken out on robbery charges. He would have to, like, kill someone, or maybe even two people to go to jail……..:)

UPDATE: Just for fun, here is a pic of OJ and a machine gun. Now go have nightmares. And remember, in the great country of the United States, people like O.J. are legally allowed to own machine guns! Yay for USA!

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Nicole is due in court today, facing charges for her second DUI. She is expected to plead guilty or no contest, which will automatically get her a minimum of five days under California law. I am going to put my money on this BITCH pleading guilty, because I mean, what idiot gets out of a car and admits to the cops that they just finished popping pills and smoking out?!?!? It just doesn’t make sense to snitch on yourself like that at all, and I bet if she would have said the magical word “lawyer” at the scene of the crime instead of singing like a canary on herself she wouldn’t even be worrying about having her baby in jail or not. It’s just as well that she does go to jail for this because she is all types of doubled down dumb, because really, really now, who drives on the freeway in the wrong direction and admits to using drugs right there to arresting officers? I know who!!! One super dumb BITCH!!!

But wish the BITCH a little bit of luck, because she might get off sentencing because her first DUI was alcohol related, and the second one for pills and other substances. How nice. The laws in America are really quite hysterical.

UPDATE: The BITCH got four days, and credit for a day for spending six hours in jail when she got busted!!!

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Lindsay Lohan might be in rehab for now, but her approaching court date could get her sent to county lockdown. Since she is facing so many charges, I made this lovely list for you to see them all:

2 DUI’s, one from last night and one from her previous accident.
2 charges of possession of a narcotic(cocaine), one from this accident and one from the time before.
1 count of transporting cocaine into a custodial facility(i.e. the dumb BITCH brought cocaine to jail)
1 count of driving on a suspended license
1 count of underaged drinking
1 count of fleeing the scene of an accident

If found guilty, she could face up to six years in jail, but this is Hollywood BITCHES! She will probably only get court ordered to rehab, and get the rest dismissed for time served, even though she was only in jail for an hour.

UPDATE: THE INSIDER IS REPORTING THAT LINDSAY DID NOT CHECK INTO REHAB TODAY BUT IS IN LOS ANGELES So who knows what the truth is, I will keep you updated as I hear random news about it!

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When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good!

Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes)

But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed.

And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good.

p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones!

UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:

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Well, its no surprise that there is a secret(not so secret anymore) task force of cops that’s only job is to follow rappers and try to bust them for as much shit as they can, and they were in full force this weekend, arresting Ja Rule and Lil Wayne hours apart on weapon charges.

And since Lil Wayne is pretty much my favorite person in the ENTIRE world, I am going off on a rant here. It’s so ridiculous that rappers are being tailed by cops until they can get busted for something, and it’s so fucking ridiculous that the police try to make these weapon possession charges sound so bad. Sounds a lot like big brother to me. The right wing government has made it VERY clear how important the right to have guns is, so why is it a big deal when people get caught with them???? I mean, its their constitutional right, right? You would think all these conservatives in the government would LOVE the fact that people in the mainstream industry are exercising their rights. And in Lil Wayne’s case, how did they even know he had a gun on him? Because they just so happened to see it on him? Or because they were spying on him? And Ja Rule was simply pulled over for speeding, how does that lead to a search of his car? If he got pulled over for speeding why would cops even ASK to search his car??? I KNOW WHY…because he is a black man with money. I have been pulled over for speeding many times, but have never been asked to have my car searched as a result…you know why? Because I am a blonde, white female with a white boyfriend. I am sure if I had a black boyfriend, I would be subjected to a lot more searches. But lets get back to the point: that the government is choosing to stalk rappers. Because believe it or not, rappers are not the only famous people involved with guns or drugs. Ted Nugent is commonly knowns as a drug and gun user, and even has a television show all about guns. Willie Nelson was busted with marijuana and shrooms. Tim McGraw and Kenny Chesney were arrested for assaulting a police officer, but don’t worry, those charges got dropped.

So whether people choose to see it or not, not only do we live in a nation with racist citizens, our government is racist as well. There is no other way to look at it. The government has turned into a big brother watchdog, spying and stalking people based on race and job.

I would also like to add that both the rappers are still detained, and are not in a special private cell like rich, white BITCH Paris Hilton received. I mean, even Lindsay Lohan, who was turning herself in for DUI, cocaine possession and a hit and run was released in an hour.

Open your eyes people and stop electing racist assholes and stop allowing this type of shit to happen! The legality of what they were doing is only as illegal as it is for the government to tail people based on race and occupation.

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Party BITCH Lohan was forced to deal with her pending legal troubles last night, when she turned herself in for a DUI and a hit and run stemming from a car accident. Luckily for Lohan she was released on $30,000 bail and there is no jail time…yet! TMZ reports:

Lohan was charged with driving with a blood alcohol level greater than .08 and misdemeanor hit and run, this according to the Beverly Hills PD… The actress was released on her own recognizance, routine for a first time DUI offense. For now, Lohan is scheduled to be back in court on August 24.

And if that wasn’t bad enough, the latest movie that she was suppose to star in is falling apart before it can even really get started. Movie sponsors Dell and GM received memos talking about the movie and Lohan’s Vegas behavior. The memo reads:

‘Poor Things’ has been cancelled

Sorry to be the harbinger of bad news, but I just received a call from Jacky Gilardi, the producer, pulling the plug on the ill-fated film.

Apparently, Ms. Lohan’s antics in Las Vegas over the weekend have scared the bond companies and all of the funding has been pulled … I look forward to working together in the future and trust our next project will not be as fraught with difficulty.

I don’t know if I am going through some weird changes, but I actually feel bad for her somewhat. I mean, she seems like she is trying hard to get her shit back together but I think she might be pulling the wool over my eyes. However, lets hope she mans up and deals with her legal matter with dignity and pride, unlike that crybaby BITCH Hilton. She should definitely be getting some punishment soon, I think it will only be probation and maybe rehab. But they might give the BITCH a break since she has been in rehab pretty much everyday since the car accident.

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Funny, preggo BITCH Nicole Richie got lucky today when an LA Judge approved an extension for her looming court date that was originally set for today. She faces DUI charges stemming from an incident where she was stoned and pill f*cked and driving on the wrong side of the highway. Her extended court date, granted because her Doctor expert is vacationing, will be on August 16. Her witness will be testifying against the legitimacy of a drug test administered to Nicole by officers on the scene.

It was all funny and hilarious when Paris went to jail, but lets hope Nicole just gets a slap on the wrists….I think 5 days would be enough!!

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Somewhat popular Lily Allen was arrested, and promptly bailed, out of jail yesterday when she turned herself in for an assault in March. Who, you ask, did this stumpy little girl assault??? A paparazzi, and from pics it looks like she took advice from a cheerleader, and proceeded with the kick in the face method. I use to think “kick to the face” was not a realistic method of random fights, but apparently it works so well that a 21 year old female can beat down a 40 year old man with a camera. Good to know, good to know…

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Even though she isn’t getting releases until this Tuesday/Wednesday she is already hitting the media circuit and talking about her jail stint. Ryan Seacrest at the opportunity to interview her via phone from the big house:

On gaining new perspective:
“I’m so much more grateful for everything that I have, even just to have a pillow at night or food. You know, my gratitude has gone up so much.”
On her place in the media:
“I just realize that the media used me to make fun of and be mean about it…[I am] frankly sick of it and I want to use my fame in a good way.”

On the difficulty of visits in jail:
“I am behind glass and I want to give my dad a big hug and they won’t even let me do that. That’s how the rules are, you have to be behind glass. I’m not a criminal, I’m not dangerous, so it makes me feel like that. It’s hard but I’m stronger everyday.”

Don’t tell me she was shocked to find out that the media was making fun of her, because thats been going on for years. Maybe when the BITCH does something successful, and useful, at the same time people will start to change their minds, but I am not banking on that happening anytime soon. I dont even know if I want to start in on the “I’m not a criminal, I’m not dangerous” comment, but I guess I will…Does the BITCH really think everyone in jail is a true criminal??? A lot of people in there are locked up for dumb shit, like missing a court date for a speeding ticket. And the BITCH was sure as hell dangerous when she was driving down the road in a sports car drunk!!!!

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NBC will reportedly be paying $1 million to secure the first interview Paris Hilton does once she is free. And I am not a genius or anything, but paying $1mil for a drunk driving porn star seems like a rip off. I am sure they could of got Tera Patrick for a lot less and with a lot more benefits. The only difference between the two is that Tera Patrick publicly markets her sex tapes, Paris pretends they are stolen! Also, I heard she can’t be in the Porn Star Pro Circuit because of her little disorder that rhymes with schmerpes.

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Well, not quite, but the BITCH in this video can actually act!!!

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Last night Paris Hilton was transferred out of the Medical ward at the Twin Towers Jail back to Lynwood, where she spent her first couple of days before her short lived release. I guess she either got so medicated she forgot to keep acting crazy to stay there, or they have decided to wrap her in saran wrap so her herpes dont pose a risk of contaminating the jail and all within!

According to sources within the jail, Paris Hilton was not to happy when she had to be recuffed and transferred to the place where she reportedly almost suffered a nervous breakdown, saying:

“To describe Paris as emotionally upset would be an understatement.”

TMZ is already predicting that the heiress will soon be back at the medical unit:

But our source is doubtful and says she “will not be able to handle” the cell she was in before. We’re told the root of the problem is severe panic attacks.

That source and someone connected with Paris’ family tells TMZ they are convinced she’ll be back at Twin Towers in a few days because she will deteriorate again.

So I am sure there will be some breaking news of Paris having a panic attack, because according to her while she is in jail she feels like she in a cage….with profound statements like that, this BITCH just might be the Socrates of our time.

Fortunately for her, the BITCH is still in the medical clinic at Lynwood, not her solitary cell, and will reportedly still get her Xanax that she is addicted to. But I am sure as long as she keeps getting her drug of choice on time, she wont go through withdrawals and might actually make it to her freedom day of June 25th.

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Leave it to Paris Hilton to spend more state money than any other inmate. Since she is pretending she has severe medical issues, she has to be kept in the special medical ward, which costs $1109.78 a day versus the normal costs of $99.64. Now if she really needed the medical assistance that badly while in jail, she would need it outside of jail as well. But we all know what Paris does when she is not in jail, and its not cry and not eat, its party and booze! And I must say, if she is medically this bad off, I don’t think daddy Hilton should be planning a release party in Las Vegas but instead needs to subsequently enroll her into a psychiatric ward. Because really, if she has to have this much medical aid to get through the jail visit she has serious other issues that need to be addressed. Mary Tiedemen, Director of the ACLU, whatever the hell that means, said this about the condition a prisoner needs to be in before getting into the medical ward:

Mary Tiedeman, who monitors jails for the ACLU, told the AP Hilton is being housed in an area usually reserved for high-security inmates or those with severe health problems: “I don’t know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail.”

And even Rick and Kathy Hilton gave a tidbit about their daughter’s “awful” stint in jail, stating:

“She’s very scared…..It’s tough in there. It’s cold.”

Out of everything to complain about, such as the fungi outbreak the jail has experienced, they complain about it being cold??? I am sorry, but if the worse thing you can complain about in jail is it being to cold, I think you are going to be okay. I highly doubt that is the main complaint of the normal peasant prisoners.

So fans of Paris…..is the BITCH really crazy and needs to medical attention or is she just faking?? Not that being one or the other makes it better, either she is crazy or a liar so which is it??? Let me know….

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I am not really sure who this guy is, and wouldn’t really care, but he is a serial rapist and needs to be stopped! Anand was out on bail, but at a court hearing today he war arrested on a warrant from Dallas, TX accusing him of three counts of sexual assault with a minor. And thats not even mentioning his total of 46 criminal charges that include sexual penetration by a foreign object, assault with intent to commit a felony, forcible rape and forcible oral copulation. There are 18 people who are accusing him of these sexual crimes, but Anand’s attorney dismissed them as being disgruntled models.

If he is guilty of all these things I say dont send the BITCH to jail, just put him directly underneath it!!!

As for this picture with Paris Hilton, I am sure she would have been another victim, but she was such a ho I am sure she just gave it up!

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