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Pictures from inside Gwen Stefani's new tour!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Gwen Stefani tour 2

This BITCH must be on acid! She is just on a whole different level than the rest of us, she is like the Bai Ling of white people. But you know her tour must be BANANAS! Just like that freaking hat thing she is wearing, is she suppose to be a chef? I dunno, but I don’t really care! I love this BITCH!

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Pamela Anderson relives days of Baywatch and crams boobs back into red suit!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Pamela Anderson in old Baywatch Bathing Suit

I guess when DirecTV decided to get Pamela Anderson to reenact Baywatch for a commercial they forgot she is getting old!! It’s not that she looks bad, BITCH just looks like she has been rode hard and put away wet.

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Hottie from Flavor of Love proves she is crazy with new music video

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

All I want to know is what kind of budget was this BITCH working with? I think my sisters weekly allowance is more than she spent on this video. I see no mansion, no money and the only man I see is dressed up as a woman, so I am very, very confused.

Rosie drops f bombs and ends Donald Trump rant with a crotch grab

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell versus Donald Trump

Rosie O’Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards, which honor women in the media, and to make sure no one took the female award show seriously, Rosie used the word “fuck” and at one point grabbed her crotch, and referencing Donald Trump, screamed “Eat me!”

I am honestly just surprised that the BITCH can even reach her own crotch! Its always surprising when fatties are flexible!

Jason Wahler from The Hills is spiraling out of control!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Jason Wahler playing Russian Roulette

US Weekly published the pictures of the rich boy partying, and playing russian roulette.

Honestly, if there would have been a bullet in the gun when he pulled the trigger the world would be a better place. I cant stand this racists, homophobic pretty rich boy BITCH at all.

BITCHNEY attacks the men in her life!

Saturday, April 21st, 2007

Britney Spears after rehab, going to dinner.

When Britney’s Dad told Page Six this:

“When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him.”

The starlet released her own statement:

“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”

I happen to know someone myself, who when relationships fail say that it is everyone else’s fault, and guess what??? It NEVER is.

Her saying this about her father and manager who got the BITCH the help she really needed really proves what a BITCH she is.

Did Britney Spears really need to go rehab?

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the BITCH is still crazy!!

Monday, April 16th, 2007

I told you this BITCH wasn’t cured of her crazies! Didn’t they teach her anything in rehab? Sarcasm doesn’t work for you because its difficult to believe you actually know how to be sarcastic. And please stop using that creepy voice, you sound as crazy as Michael Jackson.

Paris has fierce poses

Wednesday, April 11th, 2007

Paris Hilton tries to look sexy

You just know that she practiced posing like this for hours. And wtf is with the nose-job Romeo she is with?? and wtf is with this outfit? Its like, not hot. In fact, its more like eww.

You are rich BITCH, make use of a personal stylist.

She named the baby what???

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Mel B has moved on from calling her newborn daughter “Baby Brown” to “Fortuna Daphne Bay”.

BITCH, why would you name your baby that?

Three Six Mafia Pees on Jennifer Love Hewitt!!!

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of Ghost Whisperer

Well, her lawn. But the BITCH still complained, and they were booted from their “hollyhood” home. Maybe she’s a closet racist.

For real, what a BITCH. I am surprised the ho has enough money to even live in Hollywood, I know if her rack wasn’t spectacular it would be a different story.

But its alright, the boys moved on up to Bel Air, where hopefully their new neighbors wont be stuck up BITCHES and have a sense of humor.

JLH is officially on my shit list, and ironically on my shitty actress list too!

Brad and Angie want MORE babies!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie at award show

Rumor is that Brangelina wants to add kid number five to the bunch. News of the World reports:

“Angelina and Brad want to make sure Zahara doesn’t feel alienated as the only black face in their family. She feels the children need a balance of faces in their life.” Angelina is said to have fallen in love with a one-year-old girl from Oure Cassoni and asked her lawyers to begin the adoption process. “She is hoping to have her daughter home by the summer.”
Angelina, 31, recently hinted that she wanted to have a balanced family. She said: “Should you balance the races, so there’s another African person in the house for Zahara, after another Asian person in the house for Mad? We think so. Shiloh has Brad and me to look at.”

Yo Vanilla face, why so many kids???

NOOO! She picked the Ninja Turtle!

Monday, April 2nd, 2007

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What in the hell was she thinking? Tango is such a puff ass BITCH! She shoulda picked Chance, but instead she is “engaged” to the turtle looking - crybaby - broke down pimp - clown dressed Tango. I am so pissed, and wtf was with those wack ass eyelashes??