I guess since she has no other way to get attention she resorts to blogging on her myspace about other people’s problems(mainly Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) because really, when it comes down to it, the BITCH is just jealous. She wishes she was young again and didn’t have a nursery school worth of kids and no hubby in sight. Here is what she had to say about the troubled starlets:
HERES A TIP….
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
It is especially funny when you realize that the only reason she knows any of the young people in Hollywood is because her husband slept with them all!! Oh well, I guess you just turn into a bitter old BITCH once the “Penis Posse” gets your man.
We all know this BITCH loves to drink and drug, but she was officially busted for it, when after a late night of partying at club Les Deux, the drugged starlet hit a curb with her Mercedes, receiving minor injuries to her chest at 5:30 AM. She and her friends left the scene, and the car, and she almost got away, but a nosy neighbor placed a 911 call about a car that had been in an accident. By the time cops tracked Lohan down, she was being treated at a hospital, and it was there she was placed under arrest.
What really makes the case an issue for Lohan is the fact that the star had a good amount of cocaine stashed in the the car, which is really no surprise since video stills of the star snorting coke in a bathroom were leaked by a friend recently.
Another key point of interest is the fact that Lohan is only 20, and can’t even legally drink yet! This arrest is sure to put a damper on her upcoming 21st birthday party, which was suppose to be sponsored by Svedka vodka. Due to the bad publicity Lohan has brought onto herself, however, they were forced to reevaluate their sponsorship and decided against sponsoring the coke BITCH’s birthday.
The really sad part about all this is the fact that she had the chance to ditch her drugs before the cops even came, but she was too dumb to even think of that and just left them at the scene of an accident. What a dumb little drugged up BITCH! Perhaps she can share a cell with Paris! Possible charges she could face include DUI, fleeing the scene of an accident, drug possession and underaged drinking!
BITCHney’s comeback tour started out full of hope and promise, and now its been reduced to bad choreography, bad lip syncing and even worse hair extensions! Her latest show in Miami was no different! The mainly gay audience was not pleased at all, and Page Six reports:
The crowd, full of “trannies and gay guys,” according to our spy, sneered at “those hideous white go-go boots and ratty extensions.” One particularly unimpressed audience member: Madonna’s brother Christopher Ciccone, who told our source, “My sister would never go onstage looking like that.”
But really who is surprised? BITCHney needs to get her shit together, and hire somebody that can handle all this for her because on her own she fails!
Former lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp was arrested Tuesday following a frantic 911 called placed by his wife, were she alleged that he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head when she asked him if he was on drugs after coming home at 8 in the morning. This is not the first time the lame rocker has battled with his personal demons, he has continually battled with alcohol and violence in his past. For real though, Creed was never cool and neither was this guy and he was probably upset because no one recognizes him or cares anymore.
Britney Spears was the picture of class as she went out in Miami last night. And like all classy mom’s she stripped down to a bathing suit and went swimming in her Charlie Chaplin hat at a bar. I like how Brit is grinning from ear to ear and just standing there mostly undressed like a retardY! And her cousin’s face is priceless, probably because she knew these pictures would be all over the internet today!
I wonder if everyone got shit faced after BITCHNEY went swimming and then played pin the hair extension on the washed up pop star?
I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.
All the people that are defending Paris need to stop! I am sick of reading comments on how nice, great, wonderful person she is, because guess what?? She’s not! Not only does the heiress BITCH have a rapidly approaching jail date, the BITCH has another 10 million dollar libel court case that she is trying to avoid by saying she is crazy! Why does she have another court case you ask? Because the supposedly “nice” Hilton knowingly spread lies and fed false stories to the New York Post about another heiress/actress Zeta Graff. And once again, instead of doing the grown up thing and just facing her court issues, the BITCH is trying to hide behind a wall of excuses, with her psychiatrist saying she is “She is emotionally distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing, the jail sentence imposed upon her by the judge, and her fear of incarceration,” the psychiatrist also said “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial.”
Once again, grow up BITCH and learn how to own up to the things you have done!
The blog whore herself, Lily Allen updated her myspace with this:
Sorry
Current mood: Better
Hi guys , I’m sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a “chick with a dick”. I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss’ , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha’nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .
I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .”
LAME. LAME. LAME. It is almost as lame as the first one, and it’s just ANOTHER attempt at more attention.
I cannot believe that Dreamz not only took the car from Yauman but then voted him home! What a little BITCH!!! I knew Dreamz wouldn’t get enough votes so all he did was ensure that Earl got the money! I am really pissed, and if I ever see this Dreamz bitch anywhere I am gonna beat that ass! He should be so embarrassed and ashamed, he looks like such a backstabbing BITCH! I hope all his friends and family turn on him, because that was lower than low. And to everyone who says its just a game, its what you do to win, thats a bunch of bullshit, because game or no game a promise is a promise and unless you want to look like a snake like Dreamz you would keep your word.
Really, this is beyond horrible. What was Luke Wilson thinking?? Doesn’t he know if Jessica Simpson is in a movie with him she needs to be mostly undressed and not talking? God this is going to be awful!
NOT REALLY…but there is a lot of scandal behind this marriage, and these pictures do not help! You can tell that Al Reynolds is clearly not enjoying the lap dance he is receiving, you can tell by the looks of disgust and pain on his face! But I dont think this means he is gay, it just means he is just as disgusted with her as we all are! I am sure he wouldn’t mind a lap dance from a real girl!
This must be a joke. She is referring to her sentencing has an “injustice”??? Is this BITCH retarded? She thinks its injust for her to go to jail, after she got caught driving drunk then got caught driving without a license not once but TWICE? Plus she didn’t even enroll in a $25 dollar alcohol awareness class. I think she should go to jail out of stupidity. She could have easily gotten out of this but since she is a dumb BITCH she went and got multiple infractions, therefore she deserves everything she gets. What is even more pathetic is the petition her phantom friend “Joshua” formed to keep her from going to jail. I think she probably went home and came up with this one on her own. I also find it amusing that Paris tries to conquer the judicial system over this great cause, but where was this BITCH when Tookie was on death row….I know that BITCH was starting any petitions, thats for sure.
So in rebuttal to her free Paris petition campaign I have started an even better one so go sign it now BITCHES. Keep in mind that if you sign the free Paris one you are a sellout douchebag.
This shit is hysterical. The chub girl from this picture wrote an email to this site that posted the picture above saying this:
To whom it may concern,
I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.
The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends…..and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying “damn nigga!”.
I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don’t exactly know you obtained it.
What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action….and that is a promise.
You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.
I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.
I don’t know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!
-Kate (Email me!)
As a response to the email, the website put up these pictures and totally own this lawyer BITCH wannabe.
LOL at this dumb bitch thinking she could sue! But really, take the time to look at this girl, she is painfully FUG. I would probably try to sue now too, out of embarrassment for being so damn FUG.
This is not surprising, what else would you expect from someone who is trying to convince everyone that all her legal problems are someone else’s fault? All I see behind the firing of Eliot Mintz are secret motives. That way when her case gets appealed(which is most likely) she will be able to boo hoo to the judge about how its her PA’s fault, and how he was so irresponsible and its all his fault so they fired him. Worst part about it is the fact that Mintz is STILL ass kissing:
“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”
Stop being a BITCH Eliot and start leaking the scandalous rumors!
If these pictures were from five years ago, we would all be blinded by the hotness that Brit use to have, but seeing these makes you realize she looks like every other BITCH in the world. And for some reason I thought her boobs would look bigger/better.
Brit was caught bar hopping with former rehab playmate Howie Day, and from the looks of these pictures, rehab saved these peoples lives………NOT! Both Brit and the douche bag guy look like they have been taking body shots and doing bumps of coke off of strippers all night! Why else would you need the sunglasses at night? The good thing is Brit is sending the positive, realistic, message to young moms everywhere that you can have a gross of kids and still go out and party! Like everyday!!
WOW! The fact that the Game would even mess around with this girl makes me disgusted with him. I don’t know how I have overlooked those giant gums of hers, but thats probably because I have never seen a picture that included her face in it. All that ass and your face is a waste, that is truly a shame. My basset hound is hotter than this ho.
BITCH stop trying to record albums and use some money to fix your face and teeth.
When police investigation lead them to a house owned by Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick, they thought it was drug related. However when police got there they were surprised to find evidence of a dog fighting ring! There were over 60 dogs, some emaciated, malnourished, scarred and injured apparently from fighting. Even though Vick is not currently living at that specific house, another man who is a relative of Vick’s and living there at the time, Davon Boddie, was arrested.
This shit makes me sick! I think it is ridiculous that grown men could get pleasure out of watching two dogs fight. It is so disgusting, why would you want to train dogs to attack each other? Where is the appeal in that? What makes that fun?
If you want to see fights, stop being little BITCHES and start something cool like a Fight Club instead of exploiting animals you animal abusing assholes!
Virgie Arthur is one dumb BITCH. Today is the day Larry gets to leave the Bahamas with baby Dannielynn, but before he left, this heifer tried one more last ditch effort to keep them from leaving. However, a judge who could sense that this BITCH is only after money thankfully denied the claim, and made her pay $3000 in court fees for wasting the court’s time.
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