EEk! I don’t know if that thing between CoCo’s legs is a camel toe, or the whole damn foot! Doesn’t she know shrink wrapping your vag can cause yeast infections???
I’ve known for a long time now that Bitchney does things just to fuck with people, and now it seems her paparazzi lover is getting in on it too! Recent images on the web that show Bitchney and her bum ass b/f shopping for pregnancy test were leaked by none other than the pap company he works for.
But, Ok! magazine is reporting that the mother of two is actually trying to get pregnant:
Now the pop star has lost both custody and visitation rights with her precious sons, Sean Preston and Jayden James and, as an insider reveals only in the new issue of OK!, friends fear she may seek to heal her loneliness by having another child — this time with her married paparazzo boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib!
“Britney hates when things are taken from her,” a family member of Kevin Federline tells OK!. “The court’s taken Preston and Jayden away, so she’ll just have another kid to take their place. That’s the way she thinks.”
I don’t support child abuse, but GOD I hope this story is true. A pregnant Spears who has already lost custody of two children is just awesome tabloid stories in the making.
And its pretty damn funny because she is pissed off!!! I kind of wish she would have started choking the pap out though, then it would have been some real funny shit.
Last week, a warehouse belonging to David Copperfield was raided by the FBI where they took computer hard drives and digital cameras. Though the reason for the raid was not disclosed, sources such TMZ are linking it to reports that a Seattle woman is claiming to have been raped by the magician:
Sources now tell TMZ Copperfield designed part of his show around “a system for picking up women.” During his show, David goes into the audience and chooses women to come on stage. We’re told that if David likes a girl, he’ll use code words with assistants like “mama” and “secrecy.” The assistants mark the women on a map of the inside of the Hollywood Theater at MGM Grand. After the show, the women are brought backstage — and that’s where the profiling begins.
The women are told that David may use them in his show when he comes to their hometown. They are then photographed with a digital camera, asked questions like, “What is your favorite men’s cologne?” and “Where do you like to vacation?” We’re told one of those vacation spots mentioned by staff is the Bahamas, where the accuser claims she was assaulted. Copperfield owns a cluster of islands in the Bahamas — which he bought for $50 million.
I totally always knew magicians were using their magic abilities for evil, because magic is the ONLY thing that would get some of those guys laid. I can’t wait to see pictures of this lady either, because, what kind of weirdo goes to an isolated island that a magician owns in another country alone??? Can we all say dumb bitch???
In almost those exact words! The details of the court rulings were released, and People magazine seems to have summed it up nicely:
Spears and ex-husband Kevin Federline may not consume alcohol or non-prescription controlled substances at least 12 hours prior to being with their children.
Spears was ordered to meet with a “parenting coach” at least twice a week for a total of eight hours, according to court documents released Tuesday.
“The parenting coach is to observe (Spears’s) interaction with the minor children and her parenting skills,” the Commissioner wrote. The coach will provide lawyers on both sides with written reports, and will appear in court at the ex-couple’s next hearing on Nov. 26.
Both Spears, 25, and Federline, 29, have also been ordered to complete a program called “Parenting Without Conflict,” and must enroll by the end of the week. They must attend joint co-parenting counseling, and both sides must decide on selection of a therapist by week’s end.
The commissioner also ruled that both sides are not allowed to use corporal punishment on the kids, and must refrain from making “derogatory remarks” about each other and their families.
I think this judge did a pretty good job of attempting to fix all the problems he could, but it reminds me of a saying I have heard before, “You can’t fix crazy”, and Spears is obviously crazy, because, right after getting this ruling, the BITCH went out partying at two different night clubs! I guess she really knows how to take a hint. And just for fun, here is video of the best mom ever, leaving a nightclub.
We all know the BITCH is crazy, but has she just taken it to a level of crazy none of us knew she had in her? ET, who is VERY credible is reporting this:
ET has several reliable sources that the FBI and LAPD are investigating legitimate leads on a contract hit on KEVIN FEDERLINE’s life.
Multiple sources tell ET that the FBI made attempts to contact Federline to inform him of the potential danger.
Sources within the FBI tell ET that this is the bureau’s standard operating procedure when someone’s life is threatened.
ET has been working this story for the past two months. When contacted, the FBI told us that the bureau cannot confirm or deny an investigation.
I really, REALLY hope this is all true, and that BITCHney has a hitman receipt in her purse.
Our always classy BITCHney was caught yelling some crude things at a fatty photographer over the weekend:
“Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.”
And better yet, she had both her children with her, so maybe they learned some new words from their mommy. Who am I kidding??? You know BITCH was their first word! I would also like to point out the irony of BITCHney making fun of anyone, because everyone knows how classy, sexy and naturally beautiful as she is on her own.
Amy Winehouse is my BITCH when it comes to her music, but this is just plain nasty. During a concert, which I am surprised she showed up for after canceling shows constantly because she is always drunk, took it upon herself to spit on her fans. I know fans at concerts can be assholes, but nothing warrants spitting because its just sooo nasty. What is the worse thing they could have done? Booed or threw something?? I woulda just went down there and slapped the BITCHes around if that was the case, because even thats more acceptable than spitting.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.
Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!
The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?
For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???
Do you all remember that womens housing Paris was going to build for people recently released from jail????? Well, this has NOTHING to do with that, probably because the BITCH hasn’t mentioned it since her interview, but what she did do since her interview was go to the bars, dance on the couches and smoke some greenery, Page Six and People report:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,”
Was anyone surprised reading this? I know I wasn’t!!! But what did surprise me is her giant, stuffed cleavage. We all saw pics of the BITCH in Hawaii, and to put it kindly….THE BITCH IS FLAT!!! So she must have a super-gravity-defying-boob-creating bra ever.
I would also like to point out the fact that her nose job turned out nicely, its so much more BITCH instead of WITCH now. I can’t say the same about those fug ass lace gloves she is wearing.
And in even more SHOCKING news Paris has officially spread herpes to the world!!! I knew we shouldn’t have let the BITCH go to Hawaii!!! Read Here…
Yes, Yes, its true, BITCHney has been romantically linked to a fug monster! And not only does he look like a wacked out Joe Millionaire we know he is a classy guy because they met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting! She really knows how and where to meet guys, like at the bar where she met Kfed, at rehab where she met Howie Day and now at AA where she met 38 year old (or older!) John Sundahl, a wealthy real estate investor. But for once, I think BITCHney may be dating someone that is employed, so thats a big change for her I guess.
But we all know the BITCH isn’t! She sent a letter to X17 apologizing for the incident where she attacked a photographer and a car with an umbrella with her head shaved. Inside the mistakenly spelled letter, BITCHney tries to be sarcastic and take stabs at Kevin, and if it was suppose to make her look better, then she failed miserably. The letter reads:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
Actually, BITCHney I think you did get the part! You have completely switched places with Kfed, because at one point you were considered the good parent whereas now thats Kevin. I just didn’t realize the “role” meant you had to act trashier than him! In fact, I didn’t even realize “trashier than Kfe” existed, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t just go and prove it!
I think I will call this correlation “BITCHney’s theory of relative trashiness”.
When BITCHney unveiled her new hair, or hair piece, or weave or whatever the hell that thing on her head is the only thing I could think of was the upcoming show “The Search for the Next Elvira” auditions that are being held. What other look could she be going for? Red lipstick and raven hair are not a good look for her, but when does anything she wear look good on her? And why does her hair start so far back, she aint Naomi Campbell!!! BITCHney looking like old Britney is about as likely to happen as a success in Iraq. Both are just not gonna happen, and as sad as it is, I think we should call things like we see it and to be frank about it, BITCHney’s comeback and the war in Iraq are both big ol’ failures!!!
Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!
BITCHney still hasn’t learned anything from her mistakes, as she continually goes out flashing her crotch. It is not an accident if it is happening daily!!! I don’t even know how she has the opportunity to show her panties so much, but I do know I am sick of seeing her crotch! Maybe she has a snook in her snizz that is an attention whore or something.
Congratulations though BITCHney, two panty flashes and a nip slip in less than 2 days!! Amazing! This BITCH flashes us at speeds faster than light! I bet Paris Hilton is even impressed.
Jeez, there are more updates to these pictures than I have ever seen in my life. I don’t even know why she bothers to wear clothes anymore, we have all seen just about every inch of her. BITCHney needs to learn a little class, and how to enter and exit a car for christs sake. Millions of people do it everyday and typically there isn’t a lot of ass being shown. But for BITCHney it happens regularly….odd.
Thankfully though she did surprise us all by wearing panties, and since you couldn’t see the ratty extensions I think she was showing us her best side.
She is the equivalent, weirdness wise, to Johnny Depp, unfortunately she doesn’t look as hot as he does. Instead she just looks kind of greasy and like she itches all over! I guess it was REALLY hot too because she has sweat literally rolling down her face. And looking at her hair makes you wonder what type of hair product the BITCH uses, because hair like that just doesn’t happen. You have to have a bunch of people styling it with electric toothbrushes and aquanet.
According to many sources, Paris will not be returning to the cell where she spent the first couple of days in jail, but instead will spend her time heavily medicated in the medical ward! Isn’t that just a bunch of shit? My guess is they are just pumping the BITCH up with Xanax until she gets to go home, or maybe Valtrex for her herps! I bet inmates are fleeing from the medical ward to get away from her! Because whats worse than being Paris Hilton in jail? Being in the same room with Paris Hilton while she is in jail and pill f*cked!
Wow, I always try to defend this BITCH but if she doesn’t fire her mother soon she is gonna be on the shit list! Where do you even come up with such a fugly idea for pants? When she put these on did she not take two seconds to look in the mirror to see that she looked cheaper than Britney Spears??? Either way, they are not flattering, they are never going to be flattering and mostly, those atrocious things will never be in style.
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