Besides the fact that he is insanely hot, of course.
Last year, Johnny Depp’s daughter, Lily Rose, was hospitalized for over nine days with renal failure, where she received care at the London’s Great Ormond St Hospital. Well Johnny wanted to give back to the hospital that helped his family so much, and first he started by inviting some of the doctors to his Sweeney Todd premiere. Then he donated….wait for it……TWO MILLION DOLLARS! But it doesn’t even stop there, because he even went a step further and dressed up as Captain Jack Sparrow and spent over four hours telling stories and spending time with patients.
I love this shit, it makes so many other celebrities seem like the biggest cunts on the planet, which they probably are to be honest. Johnny is a smart one though, and totally knows how to work being a celeb with being nice. And if Johnny could cough up two mil for the hospital, imagine how much could be accomplished if all these celebrity Mc-Scrooges stopped hording their money or snorting it up their noses. But I guess if they would rather ride around in $300k cars and wear baby skin slippers as opposed to ending world hunger, saving the environment or helping fund medicinal research, then thats their right. But then its also my right to call them a selfish bitch.
So if you have been reading my site, you probably know by now how I feel about the police…..THEY ARE A BUNCHA PIGS! The vast majority of cops don’t do things now to help people, they are just about demonstrating their power over people in an attempt to make their, usually, uneducated asses feel better. And in a new, shocking, video released by students at the University of Florida you can see a kid who was attending a speech and questionnaire session by John Kerry being brutally tasered while screaming for them to stop and begging for help. Why was he tasered you ask? Oh, you know, the typical: because he wouldn’t stop asking Kerry his question when his time was up. Literally. He wont stop asking a question, and says he will get off the mic when he is through asking his question. And while Kerry begins answering his question, even saying its “It’s alright, I will answer it.”, cops approach him and without really saying anything and start putting him in cuffs. When he asks, “What are you arresting me for?” he doesn’t get an answer and does begin to try to escape their grips, but more officers do come, and they bring tasers with them, because, you know, you should get tasered for being at the most, mildly disruptive to a senator. Then, six cops pin him to the ground and and begin tasering him, which you can hear over his screams.
Honestly, people, open your eyes. Cops are not enforcing laws that keep us safe, they are enforcing ideals onto people, and when you disagree, you don’t stand a chance because they just arrest you. I think its ridiculous that a cop could come up to someone who is in the middle of talking and begin pulling their arms behind them and putting them into cuffs without so much as a reason. And I think its really freaking ridiculous that the cops would use a taser on this person. Actually, I don’t think its ridiculous, I KNOW its ridiculous. Cops should use tasers and weapons as a last resort, not as a way to quickly subdue someone who is unruly. Being unruly is our right, thats why they say anything you say or do can be used against you in a court. And its not like this kid had weapons or anything of that sort. They just did not like his behavior, and to make him obey quickly, they sent hooks into his chest that pass electricity through his body…sounds fair, right?
So way to go coppers, you really took a hardened criminal off the streets, I hope you feel you really big about the great job you are doing.
And I don’t know about you, but it truly scares me that I live in a country where I could be tasered for asking someone a question that cops don’t like, or for being just a little to unruly.
And if you think about it, what would have been the worse thing that could have happened if they let him keep talking? He would have finished his question, and Kerry, who is a grown ass man, would have decided to answer it or ignore it, and things would have carried on without any crazy ass police brutality occurring.
Also might I add that I think every single one of those cops should be fired immediately for their over reaction to this situation. A good cop would have seen that this situation warranted no violence whatsoever and would have never escalated the situation from a matter of talking to a a violent, volatile situation.
So basically Andy Dick hasn’t been funny since, well…since ever really, and it seems other comedians think the same way because last week Jon Lovitz, who is funny and awesome, beat Andy down like the BITCH he is! Why you ask? According to Jon, who was good friends with the deceased Phil Hartman, about a year earlier Andy approached him and said: ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’. So when Jon ran into Andy at the Laugh Factory he was looking for an apology, and when he didn’t get one he kind of beat one out of Andy. Page Six reports:
“Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
I hope video of this is released soon, because it would be the funniest thing Andy Dick has starred in the last two decades. And I would just like to add in closing that Jon Lovitz is one cool mo fo.
Earlier this week Paris Hilton was officially let go from her talent agency, and most people just thought they had had enough with the wild heiress and the negative publicity she garnered. However, OK! Magazine is reporting that Jessica Alba was the genius mastermind behind the firing of the troubled socialite:
“They were getting a lot of pressure from bigger clients to get rid of Paris,†an insider reveals exclusively to OK!. “None of them wanted to have the same agents as Paris; she’s an embarrassment to any real artist.â€
And, according to the insider, it was Jessica Alba who tipped the scales against the hotel heiress. “Jessica is the anti-Paris — a real star who hates the silly L.A. party scene that Paris reigns over,†explains the source. “She made it clear to the folks at Endeavor — either Paris goes or she goes.â€
Usually Jessica Alba is kind of a boring BITCH, so this is out of character, but I love it!! I knew she had some inner BITCH in her!
While most people where celebrating with hot dogs and hamburgers on a holiday where they are not sure what they are even celebrating, Cuba Gooding Jr. was busy saving a man who took a bullet in the neck. People reports:
Gooding went to pick up dinner for his family at Roscoe’s House of Chicken ‘n’ Waffles in Hollywood when he came upon an apparent gunshot victim, the New York Daily News reports.
The actor, who stars in the upcoming Hero Wanted with Ray Liotta, was sitting in his car outside the restaurant “when he heard four gunshots,” a source tells the paper.
According to the source, Gooding, 39, “saw a young kid holding his head and walked toward him. The kid was bleeding from his neck and collapsed.”
The actor cradled the victim and called into the restaurant for towels, Gooding’s rep confirms. After stemming the bleeding, he flagged down a passing police car and waited with the injured young man until an ambulance arrived.
AWW!!! Cuba is soo nice! And he likes hockey too, so whats not to like about him? This better not be a publicity stunt for his new movie though, or I will be one pissed BITCH!
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