We have seen bits and pieces of Lindsay Lohan splashed throughout tabloids as beaver and nip slips alike have been published for everyone to see, but now, officially, she has done a nudey shoot! Why now you ask? Probably because she hasn’t had a cover of a tabloid in quite some time due to bitchneymania. In what is a tribute to Marilyn Monroe, who herself posed for the same pictures decades ago, Lohan bares all through flimsy fabrics and I must say, the bitch has a SMOKING body, but she also has an infinity number of freckles!!! I know she can’t help it, but she is so freckly she looks dirty! She needs to find some SPF 200,000 and walk under an umbrella for the rest of her life, because, well, to be quite frank, her freckles are making me sick, and I would hate to see her get anymore, if thats even possible. She should also try to find whats left of her career, if thats possible as well.
After the jump is all the NSFW images I could gather, plus some of Marilyn Monroe’s pics from the original photoshoot! Lots of NIPS involved!
Well I always knew you can’t teach a BITCH new tricks, and Paris just further proves that. The BITCH was up to her old antics of “accidentally on purpose” letting her tits fall out. Which is actually pretty funny considering the fact she barely even has tits. I knew it wouldn’t be long before the whore side came out again.
But this is when I take a moment and laugh at all her fans that talked about how much jail “changed” her, because guess what??? The BITCH is still the same whore we all know and hate! And speaking of how “changed” she is, who has heard her mention her house for convicts??? I sure haven’t!! But that is typically of a rich BITCH party slut!
Unfortunately, and perhaps fortunate at the same time, I don’t have the NSFW images yet, but I am sure those will be out soon!
UPDATE: Here are all the NSFW pics! I must say, I am quite distraught, I have never seen nipples that look that much like beef jerky before. I mean, how does that even happen? It looks like a raw hide chew toy for a dog or something.
Sure, Jack Nicholson has BITCH tits and is a fug monster, but you gotta recognize a true PIMP when you see one! The working definition of pimp in this case being:
PIMP (pÄmp) : When you are surrounded by beautiful bitches on a boat and you still have the biggest tits.
Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!
Sheesh, when Paris Hilton leaving jail looks better than you on a normal day you should reconsider your lack of outfits. But really, this is gross, and I wish I never saw it. In fact, most of the pictures I see of BITCHney I wish I never saw also! The BITCH just has the capacity to create disgust and horror everywhere she goes. And I understand, yes she was in a changing room, but she should know better than to be hanging out topless when you are followed by paparazzi. The fact that she knows that people are looking for these photo opportunities and she does nothing to prevent them makes her down right trashy.
And I say “NSFW maybe” because if your boss walked in while you were looking at these, you can tell them some story about it really being a male pro wrestler or something like that.
I guess what Demi Moore is wearing could be called a shirt, but then we would have to start calling all see through things clothes as well, like zip loc bags and saran wrap. I especially like how she is wearing couture sweat pants and walking like a chicken, it really makes the outfit work for her I think, while the nipple show just adds extra fierceness to the whole thing.
I wonder if she goes through these movements when she is getting undressed at home? It kind of seems like a lot of work, but I am going to have to say yes, because that would just be cool. I bet in her bathroom she has her own martini cup where her bath should be and this is what she does every night before going to bed. I also heard she has a mini one she takes to hotels with her while traveling, but that her ass keeps getting stuck in it!
Anyways, here is lots more pictures of BITCH Dita looking better than you do!
In true fashion of Tara Reid, Mischa Barton let her whole boob fall out of her shirt! Most people only have a quick flash of a nip slip, but really, this boob was like blowing in the breeze for a while before she noticed.
I just don’t understand why these BITCHES don’t use invisible tape, it is SOOO unnoticeable, and then their tata’s wouldn’t be making public appearances.
Cameron made an appearance on Ellen, and while she was there a lot happened. She talked about her and Justin Timberlake seperating, Criss Angel and then her nipple popped out! Too bad she is part of the itty bitty teeny tiny titty committee and there isn’t a whole lot too see.
I would also like to point out that in the video clip that is Dani from Survivor Maya or something, and she used to be a sports announcer, but I guess she is doing this now!
OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!
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