I am sure most of you are familiar with the saying “If a tree falls down in the woods and no one is around to hear it, does it still make a sound?”, well Paris has her own saying:

 If a slut flashes her vagina in a bar for the bazillionth time and no one cares, will she still be a wanna-be-famous smelly cunt?

The answer is YES.

 

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Literally days after I had a conversation about how she has definitely been outclassing BITCHney, this bitch goes and flashes her crotch while she is getting out of the car. And if a time ever called for wearing panties, its when you are preggo and wearing a short dress.

Note to pregnant bitches everywhere: Pantyhose do not replace panties!!!

Click the picture above to see the kinda NSFW pic of Christina’s vagina looking like its being strangled by tights.

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Today BITCHney attended a court hearing that she requested to try and get overnight visits with her two children, with the stipulation that her mother could serve as her court appointed monitor. The judge felt inclined to give her more visitation time and is allowing her one night of supervised visits a week. It’s not yet been decided who will be the monitor, but I am sure it won’t be long till we find out if its BITCHney’s mom or someone from the state.

And, I guess with so much important shit going on today, the bitch forgot to put her panties on, and decided to go flashing her kitty cat to the world. Again. So yeah, click for the NSFW image of her gine-steen.

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With as much shit as I give BITCHney Spears, I was really hoping she would wow us at the VMA’s, but the BITCH didn’t! In fact, it was HORRIBLE. I have seen strippers put more thought into their stage show than BITCHney. And already the story is being turned around. Because, you know, its definitely not HER fault that her show sucked so bad, and here are the many, many excuses her and her few remaining fans have come up with:

1. Sarah Silverman - supposedly BITCHney heard her practicing her routine, specifically the part where she says that BITCHney’s kids are the “cutest mistakes” and said they were as cute as the vayjayjay that they came out of, and this threw BITCHney off her game. But, funny BITCH and awesome person altogether, Sarah Silverman denied BITCHney could have even heard it, because she never rehearsed any of her jokes there, and she went on after BITCHney committed career suicide.
2. Her Manager - Its the same guy responsible for driving Kelly Clarkson’s newest album straight into the ground.
3. MTV - They didn’t let her do her original show that included Criss Angel helping plan it, so she wasn’t very enthusiastic about and just didn’t try hard.
4. Her Booze - During rehearsals the drunk BITCH was drinking margaritas, and went out clubbing the night before, and the night after.

The only one of those options that make any type of sense at all is number 4, but I am pretty sure thats not right either because booze makes people dance like assholes, not brain dead slut moms. I think it more likely is a heavy dose of xanax and paxil mixed with booze that made her seem so dumb. OR….maybe she is just the dumb redneck BITCH we all thought she turned into.

And if you want a REALLY good laugh, just head over to BITCHney Spears fansite, BreatheHeavy.com, and read all these idiot-tards supporting BITCHney and hating on Sarah Silverman. Then I recommend you sign up and tell them why it was all BITCHney’s fault that she sucked.

Ohh, and if you really thought BITCHney’s crotch shots were all accidents, well she flashed it again after the VMA’s, in what I am guessing is, a pathetic cheap shot at getting attention.

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After the jump is the semi-NSFW pic of BITCHney flashing her beaver!!!
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Wow, this picture really takes the cake in things I see that I wish I could unsee, but its a typical Paris photo. And as concerned as I am for my eyes, I am even more worried about what happened to those bathing suit bottoms! They need to be disposed of properly, if Al Qaeda got a hold of those they could be starting a WMD program of unheard proportions!!! They could detonate them and give the entire eastern hemisphere a case of snatch herpes! BRING IN THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!

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BITCHney still hasn’t learned anything from her mistakes, as she continually goes out flashing her crotch. It is not an accident if it is happening daily!!! I don’t even know how she has the opportunity to show her panties so much, but I do know I am sick of seeing her crotch! Maybe she has a snook in her snizz that is an attention whore or something.

Congratulations though BITCHney, two panty flashes and a nip slip in less than 2 days!! Amazing! This BITCH flashes us at speeds faster than light! I bet Paris Hilton is even impressed.

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Wow, I always try to defend this BITCH but if she doesn’t fire her mother soon she is gonna be on the shit list! Where do you even come up with such a fugly idea for pants? When she put these on did she not take two seconds to look in the mirror to see that she looked cheaper than Britney Spears??? Either way, they are not flattering, they are never going to be flattering and mostly, those atrocious things will never be in style.

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This is not surprising, what else would you expect from someone who is trying to convince everyone that all her legal problems are someone else’s fault? All I see behind the firing of Eliot Mintz are secret motives. That way when her case gets appealed(which is most likely) she will be able to boo hoo to the judge about how its her PA’s fault, and how he was so irresponsible and its all his fault so they fired him. Worst part about it is the fact that Mintz is STILL ass kissing:

“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”

Stop being a BITCH Eliot and start leaking the scandalous rumors!

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This is a conspiracy!! There is no way its that windy around Paris Hilton all the time. There is absolutely no explanation for her crotch to “accidently” be showing all the time.

I think there might be a snuke in her snizz or something.

BITCH ya need to wear some pants!!!

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This BITCH needs to learn to cross her legs!!! Comparatively speaking though, this up skirt shot is mild by most Hollywood standards. But I must say, BITCH I love your shoes!!!

You just know Paris is at home making an appointment for a wax and planning her next crotch shot.

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