If so, just ask Paris Hilton.

p.s. I bet she could tell you how his balls taste too!

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It has FINALLY happened! Proof in the form of a video shows Lindsay Lohan demonstrating how to clean the inside of a champagne bottle out on New Years, which I guess is somewhat shocking because she has been “sober” for like a whole two months now. And by sober, I mean, she hasn’t been caught knocking the bottles back, at least until now. I would say I am worried for her, but I would be lying because I really want to see this bitch drunk and crazy driving down the highway chasing people again, because, thats the Lohan I love.And in other news, she is still apparently a fiend for the cock, because shortly after meeting an Italian guy named Alessandro diNunzio, she was locking lips in public and then photographed in just a tshirt on a balcony with him the next day and now he is selling his story to the tabloids:

Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.

Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”

Once again, nothing shocking here other than the fact that the guy is incredibly dough-y and is showing off his tummy pouch with a lovely flannel shirt unbuttoned to let us see the jiggle, and fur, in all its disturbing glory.

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For the last couple of weeks, Paris Hilton has been linked to pizza boy Alex Vaggo, who she “discovered” and helped propel into a modeling career. She even bought him to meet the parents (left pic) but apparently that doesn’t mean crap because she was caught getting frisky with her hand on the crotch of ex-lover Stavros Niarchos(right pic). And rumor is she spent the entire week in Miami in a shared room with him…..Vaggo is going to be pissed! He spent all this time bringing the bitch pizza, getting herpes and even meeting the parents just to be left with nothing. My guess is his bank account wasn’t big enough to special order Paris’ size 40 designer pumps.

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And unless you are a dumb bitch you should only need one!!!

Click here to see who this bitch is!

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This is like, so embarrassing, that like, if it happened to me, I would have to like, kill myself. (hint, hint Paris!!!)

Click here to see a better pic of what Paris really looks like….I guess all that partying is starting to catch up.

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YUP! You are reading/seeing this shit correctly. I don’t know why, or how these got released yet, but I do know that, according to X17, that is Oscar De La Hoya and he is most definitely wearing a fishnet body stocking. And high heels, boy shorts, and boxing gloves. These pictures have MAJOR scandal written all over them, especially since he is married. But from the looks of these those hotel rooms can sure get lonely. And I don’t think its something as simple as he is cheating with another woman and he put her clothes on because those high heels fit just a little too perfect if you ask me.

So until I get an update on why this guy is in fishnets and panties, enjoy looking at one of the most well known figures in boxing right now as he gets in touch with his softer side. Much softer side.

Two more XXX-rated pics after the jump of Mini De La Hoya coming out to play a.k.a. don’t click unless you want to see his dong.

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Well I always knew you can’t teach a BITCH new tricks, and Paris just further proves that. The BITCH was up to her old antics of “accidentally on purpose” letting her tits fall out. Which is actually pretty funny considering the fact she barely even has tits. I knew it wouldn’t be long before the whore side came out again.

But this is when I take a moment and laugh at all her fans that talked about how much jail “changed” her, because guess what??? The BITCH is still the same whore we all know and hate! And speaking of how “changed” she is, who has heard her mention her house for convicts??? I sure haven’t!! But that is typically of a rich BITCH party slut!

Unfortunately, and perhaps fortunate at the same time, I don’t have the NSFW images yet, but I am sure those will be out soon!

UPDATE: Here are all the NSFW pics! I must say, I am quite distraught, I have never seen nipples that look that much like beef jerky before. I mean, how does that even happen? It looks like a raw hide chew toy for a dog or something.

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Yes, Yes, its true, BITCHney has been romantically linked to a fug monster! And not only does he look like a wacked out Joe Millionaire we know he is a classy guy because they met at an Alcoholics Anonymous meeting! She really knows how and where to meet guys, like at the bar where she met Kfed, at rehab where she met Howie Day and now at AA where she met 38 year old (or older!) John Sundahl, a wealthy real estate investor. But for once, I think BITCHney may be dating someone that is employed, so thats a big change for her I guess.

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