So Halloween was last night, and as usual, the whore meter was off the charts, and with so many bitches dressing like skanks and midterms going on, I am just going to have to consolidate them all into one!
So here goes, Paris dressed up AGAIN, this time as a soldier type thing, which is funny, because she could take an entire army out by starting a herpes shingles outbreak. Then their is Heidi Klum, who was a kitty, and I think she nailed the appropriate degree of whore for a mother of three. Neil Patrick Harris dressed up as an insane crazy killer clown, and I like the throwback to the days of when Halloween was about scary costumes. Kate Beckinsale might have worn the most pleather I have ever seen in one place, at one time in my life, and the bitch really just looks like a fetish pornstar, and she brought her kid, who I think is a “saloon girl”, seriously. I don’t know WTF Christina Aguilera was, but it was pretty bad. She should have went with the pregnant nun if you ask me. Teri Hatcher made me vomit a little as that queen bitch from Alice in Wonderland. And finally, mega-failure BITCHney looked a complete mess, with way too much see through mesh. It kind of looks like if you filled hot pink zebra fishnets with butter, and then put RED shoes on with it to make sure it clashed extra well.
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