BITCHney better brace herself, her whole image of boozing-slut-mom just got a whole lot worse. Us magazine is reporting about a certain wild, booze filled night Spears had with some guys from the set of her disastrous new music video. They report:
Although Spears was expecting her two young sons to be dropped off at her Beverly Hills home at noon (as per her custody arrangement with their father, Kevin Federline), the singer had arranged to have the pool reopened at 2 am for the exclusive use of her group, which included then-assistant Shannon Funk and some hand-picked male extras from her video shoot.
“Britney was the first one to undress, and then everyone else followed,†Encinias tells Us. “I turned around and saw that she was topless and she had fake tattoos of flowers on her nipples from the shoot.â€
Britney’s assistant hand-picked Mike and a group of male pals to go to her hotel for drinks by the pool.
Mike explained: “Britney was drinking Mojitos and she’d been drinking some Jack Daniel’s
“Suddenly she shocked everyone by just stripping out of her top.
“She went into the pool topless - her boobs were exposed and she had a drink in her hand and a hat on with sunglasses.â€
Mike says he kissed Britney after her assistant told him the singer wanted to “make out†with him.
He said: “She straddled me and put her legs around me.
“When I started kissing her I did everything in my power - from my previous experience of kissing girls - not to mess it up.
“Britney had more drinks - she was having Jack and more Mojitos in between me feeling her up, her boobs, and kissing her on her neck.
“Her body was very nice. It was sexual and sensual kissing. It took some effort to perfect.
“She is a great kisser - I’d actually say a phenomenal kisser.â€
Mike was invited back to Britney’s suite once the party was over at 4am.
He said: “I went in and found Britney lying on the bed with her knees up and just a pair of pink panties on.
“She was looking like she was ready - and I wanted to finalise it.â€
He was planning to spend the rest of the night in her bed — until one of his friends collapsed and nearly drowned from all the booze he had downed.
Britney’s bodyguards stepped in and ordered Mike to take his mate home.
Mike added: “In the end we had to say our goodbyes.â€
I kind of feel like BITCHney has filled the void left by Anna Nicole and reformed party girl Tara Reid. And who can blame her?? When you look that hot and have fake flower tattoos on your tata’s you can’t help but be naked, in fact, clothes should be a crime!!!
But really though, we should give her a break, this story could have been a lot worse, I mean, she could have let them run a train on her!
Following in suit of their bestest friends, David and Victoria Beckham, the weird couple will be doing a super sexy photo shoot, with at least one shot showing the couple nude. MSN reports:
Sources say a racy photo shoot will allow the pair to show off a side of their relationship that’s rarely seen, with insiders explaining that while they’ve so far kept their public image family oriented, Katie, 28, and her husband have a strong physical side they want share with fans.
“Tom and Katie really have amazing chemistry,” says a pal. “They want to show the world how much.”
While the finer details are yet to be confirmed, insiders say they’d like at least one photo to feature them naked.
“They are already planning the various photos,” says a source close to the pair. “Tom and Katie want to pose together in the shower, dripping wet and covered by nothing but steam.”
All I can say is, photoshop is awesome, but I don’t think it can make a naked Tom Cruise look sexy at all. You can’t really use photoshop to get rid of weird and creepy. I wonder if they will be using a stepping stool to give Tom those extra inches he needs to actually look like a man?
Watching BITCHney Spears, it appears that she is in some silent competition with the mirror to see who can be the biggest whore look a like, but then I remember, this is BITCHney Spears we are talking about people, and she actually is a WHORE! I mean, how else can you explain these not sexy at all but pretty disgusting shots of her attempting to pole dance for her new music video??? She reminds me of the girl thats at every party you go to who is always completely wasted and dancing like she thinks she is the hottest BITCH there even though she has vomit in her hair, is super sweaty and doesn’t even realize she is missing a shoe.
p.s. glad to see BITCHney is such a fan of recycling, like those skanky ass holey fishnets she salvaged from a strippers trashcan.
possibly the most disgusting example of self mutilation that I have EVER seen in my life. They look like a tiger has been using them as a scratching post, and its so fucking disgusting. I just can’t get past it at all. Could you imagine being her baby and having to feed off those not so fun bags? I like how you can even see letters that she has carved in there. However, I don’t like how this image of destroyed boobies is forever carved into my mind.
So here is a tip BITCH: ONLY WEAR TURTLENECKS!!!
p.s. doesn’t this BITCH ALMOST look as classless as BITCHney in that pic with the cig? Just throw in two more kids, a couple of ex husbands and make her strip down to her bra and panties and it would be the euro-Brit that can actually sing!
In the original divorce settlement KFed and BITCHney were going to be sharing joint custody of the kids, but her recent behaviors have supposedly led KFed to seek full custody. The Scoop reports:
Spears was recently spotted driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require. And earlier this month, he was photographed grabbing his mother’s cigarettes. On July 18, she stripped to her skivvies on a beach in front of photographers and reports of bizarre behavior at an OK! magazine shoot have friends seriously worried about the Toxic singer. Spears wants K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but he’s reportedly refused. “Kevin is convinced she’s not fit to raise the kids,†an insider told the mag. “He’s done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody.â€
I say give him a shot! I mean, it’s not like he can do any worse than running around in his drawers in front of the papz while screaming out obscenities and chain smoking/eating. And maybe then the BITCH could go get the serious treatment that she very clearly needs. But I highly doubt it, she seems content with her title of “Queen BITCHney - ruler of all thats trashy”.
With Lindsay getting all the paparazzi attention yesterday, that dumb BITCH Paris had to go and try to out whore her so she didn’t feel left out. TMZ reports:
A spy spotted Hilton and Mischa Barton’s grungy ex-boyfriend kissing all over each other at the club last night, with Paris going so far as to give Adler a little lap dance. When she wasn’t getting randy in the crowd, Paris graced the stage with a rendition of “Bette Davis Eyes,” followed by a medley of her hit “Stars are Blind.”
I bet by now you are wondering how Cisco Adler got the nickname long balls Adler, but really, how else do you think he got that nickname(trust me, the link is NSFW)? And seeing how disgusting this guy is, it completely proves the point that Paris Hilton is one dirty slut. And after making people watch her make out with ol’ long balls himself, the BITCH decided to sing her music?!? I bet the people inside the club were gouging their eyes out with forks at the same time they were stuffing their ears with bread rolls.
This week, OK! Magazine is going to be running a tell all interview with pictures from a photoshoot directed by BITCHney herself, so whats the problem you ask? BITCHney was acting like trash as usual!!!! The whole situation was such a disaster that OK! Magazine released this statement:
“OK! Magazine spent a heartbreaking day with Britney Spears and witnessed first-hand an emotional cry for help that will leave you shocked and sad. This week, on newsstands Friday, the truth will be told.”
What the hell could the BITCH be saying, besides “I went crazy, and everyone who tried to help me I told to go f*ck themselves!”? Or, “I don’t know how to use birth control, and had two kids back to back, had postpartum depression, and even though I have all the money in the world I didn’t get help with anything.” There is a million and one things she could say about being crazy, but somehow I just know this BITCH is really going to go too far with this interview and say something certifiably insane. TMZ had an insider at the OK! magazine interview, and here is what they reported:
According to multiple sources, Britney’s behavior during the interview was “nothing less than a meltdown.” She was, according to our sources, “completely out of it” during the shoot. The photos are “so bad” we’ve learned, that to publish them could “kill her career.” Apparently, Brit Brit’s eyes rolled back in her head at one point, causing her to look half dead.
Her mood was extremely erratic. She took frequent bathroom breaks, and each time she returned her mood would change. She was also completely paranoid during the entire interview, fearing at one point the ceiling was about to cave in on her.
We’ve also learned that Brit had some issues with hygiene on the set as well. At one point, Britney ordered up some fried chicken to munch on. After she chowed down, she wiped her hands on a several thousand dollar Gucci dress that she was wearing for the shoot, staining it with grease. Our on-set spy also says that her dog pooped all over the floor, and Brit used a Chanel dress to clean it up!
As for how Brit looked for the photos, another nightmare. We’ve learned that OK! hired two of the best hair and makeup artists in L.A. to transform the once-bald beauty into something more presentable, but she wasn’t havin’ none of that. She refused to let the hired help touch her, opting instead for her “skanky friends” to do her hair and makeup.
Hmmm…erratic, bizarre behavior coupled with weight loss and paranoia…I am going out on a limb her and saying this BITCH is abusing prescription drugs, booze and cocaine!!! Or maybe she just really has always been this TRASHY. What I am really wondering is what affect this will have on the children and her custody? If its too much of a disaster, I am sure Kfed, the good parent, will step in and get full custody.
Our always classy BITCHney was caught yelling some crude things at a fatty photographer over the weekend:
“Hey baby, when are you going to get on a diet? Have you ever tried weight watchers, you fat fuck. Why don’t you run, you need to fuckin jog, you pussy. Yeah, run, run bitch.”
And better yet, she had both her children with her, so maybe they learned some new words from their mommy. Who am I kidding??? You know BITCH was their first word! I would also like to point out the irony of BITCHney making fun of anyone, because everyone knows how classy, sexy and naturally beautiful as she is on her own.
Amy Winehouse is my BITCH when it comes to her music, but this is just plain nasty. During a concert, which I am surprised she showed up for after canceling shows constantly because she is always drunk, took it upon herself to spit on her fans. I know fans at concerts can be assholes, but nothing warrants spitting because its just sooo nasty. What is the worse thing they could have done? Booed or threw something?? I woulda just went down there and slapped the BITCHes around if that was the case, because even thats more acceptable than spitting.
In disgusting news today, pictures of Tommy Lee and Kim StEWWWWart are everywhere, pretty much confirming that they are dating, and from the look of her hair, they are at the very least doing it. Sex between them two must be like a nasty game of STD switch, where the winner has to try and end up with less STD’s than the other, but we know they are all losers in that game! I feel for Kim Stewart though, it must really, REALLY suck to be the only BITCH in Hollywood nastier than Paris.
Since these images are so fucking disgusting that I threw up a little bit, I will put them all after the jump. But basically, Pink was peeing by her car, and its gross. She also has a gross butch hair cut that is really dark, but that is the least of her problems right now. I mean, she is in a bathing suit, that must mean she is by a pool or ocean, and I would for sure pee in there before I got caught peeing on the ground by paparazzi. Class wise she rivals BITCHney Spears right now.
During her visit to Larry King Live, Paris reportedly told Larry off camera how much she enjoys politics and voting. The thing is, the BITCH is dumb! The Scoop reports:
While off camera, King asked Paris Hilton if she votes, according to a source. Oh yes, Hilton responded. When did you last vote, King asked according to the insider, who says that Hilton replied, “Last year.†When King wanted to know which election she voted in, Hilton explained, “Presidential.†“I guess she forgot there was no presidential election last year,†quipped one amused source. “She was too busy reading the Bible.â€
Uhm who else is surprised by this? Not me!!! I’ve been saying this BITCH ain’t got a clue about anything! And if she thinks she voted in the presidential election last year, I want to know who the hell she voted for. I really just shook my head when I read that though, its pretty pathetic that she is over the age of 25 and can’t even figure out presidential elections are only every 4 years. Chalk this one up for another post in the “DUMB BITCH” category.
And for no reason what so ever, here are pictures of the blonde giant herself out stomping around on the beach. Fee-fi-fo-fum I see a BITCH that is really dumb!!! hahaha
Also, after the jump, a funny, user submitted picture of everyone’s favorite Paris Hilton fan!!! (more…)
This is something that has been bothering me for a long ass time now. I think TI is one sexy BITCH, but wtf is he doing rolling with that fug monster Tiny on his side??? I don’t care if the BITCH use to think she was famous or what, but no one knows who she is, and no one really wants to either! And who does Tiny really think she is, trying to pose all sexy, when really, the BITCH has the skin texture of an 80 year old crack head and the ugly face to match!?!?! When Kat Williams is prettier than your BITCH you might wanna think about making a switch!!!
But really, this is like the reverse of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.
Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!
The LA Sheriffs department started an internal investigation into how Paris “The Herp” Hilton got treated while she was in jail. If you thought Paris was doing real jail time just like a “regular” person, you must be one dumb BITCH! In fact, if you really thought that she had to rough it, you are actually more dumb than she is! The LA Times reports:
The department union, which has repeatedly clashed with Sheriff Lee Baca, said deputies have come forward to complain that Hilton had free access to a cellphone while other prisoners must wait in line to use pay phones during set hours.
Hilton also received daily visits from top brass at the Lynwood facility — including a captain who hand-delivered her mail — in contrast to others who get letters brought to them by inmate trusties, they said.
And officials were allegedly ordered to give her a new jail uniform while many inmates use recycled ones.
Two sheriff’s officials — who spoke on condition of anonymity — confirmed those details of her incarceration.
Her first visit to jail sounded like it was just a visit to a bad summer camp, so I vote we send the BITCH back to jail so she can get an idea of what jail is REALLY like. I don’t mind spending tax money on keeping her in jail! In fact, I think it might be the best use of citizens tax money in a long ass time.
It’s almost hard to believe, but for BITCHney Spears life just keep getting worse. I knew her divorce from Kfed was going too smooth, but all the dirt is about to be aired in the open! Splash news reports:
Things between Britney Spears and Kevin Federline have gotten so bad that they have both hired private investigators to dig up dirt on each other according to the National Enquirer and they both plan to use the seedy details in the custody battle for their two children, Sean Preston and Jayden James.
Ever since Britney left rehab, rumors have been swirling that she was back on the bottle and has been linked to everyone from her rehab counselor, to her manny, to record producers, and her bodyguard.
Kevin’s pals say he knows through his investigator that Britney has a companion who’s going on liquor runs for her and that the singer has stumbled drunk out of a number of clubs in the past. Kevin’s pals also say he plans to bring up that Britney allegedly walks around her house topless or naked and doesn’t care who notices.
While that sounds bad for Britney, she has a P.I. of her own who has been digging up the dirt on Kevin from sex parties, drug use, to drinking while he has custody of their children.
“Britney was informed that Kevin has had several pals visit his home while he has the boys and his friends are welcome to drink, smoke marijuana and party with half-naked girls,” disclosed the source. “And he has had several girls over for one night stands. The boys don’t ever come out of their rooms, and no one is allowed back in their rooms.”
And if that isn’t bad enough, the BITCH is about to be homeless! She already had her $13.5 million dollar house on the market since the divorce, but she was forced to lower the asking price to a little bit under $12 mil, and is now offering it fully furnished. She also listed her Beverly Hills home on the market for $7.5 mil. And in true honky couture fashion, she is make shift living at the Four Seasons hotel, because nothing screams classy like an unwed mother of two living in a hotel.
And I don’t know about you, but that really freaks me out. I think its weird when a guy has a tattoo in a girlie place, even if he is David Beckham. Another thing to throw up over is the fact that he has a more shapely ass than Posh. Frankly, I am disgusted by these, but apparently everyone else in the world thinks these pics are hot. I mean, I guess I see the overall appeal of him, he is hot in the rich, more famous than Jesus in Europe, I got tattoos type of way, but seeing his manties does nothing for me!!!
Is it just me or has the real Jenna Jameson been replaced with some jacked up version of her sex doll? She has no curves, just bones, with big fake fun bags that look like they have been stapled to her chest. This is not attractive. At all. But I do like the BITCH’s lip stick, so in some weird way I guess that makes up for her skeletor face scaring the bejeezus out of me!!!
Wow, this picture really takes the cake in things I see that I wish I could unsee, but its a typical Paris photo. And as concerned as I am for my eyes, I am even more worried about what happened to those bathing suit bottoms! They need to be disposed of properly, if Al Qaeda got a hold of those they could be starting a WMD program of unheard proportions!!! They could detonate them and give the entire eastern hemisphere a case of snatch herpes! BRING IN THE TROOPS!!!!!!!!!!!!
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