Let me describe token gay guy Josh from Big Brother, in his own words:
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
Okay…phew…now that I got that off my chest, you might be wondering why I hate this tool bag so much. Well, first off, he has CRAZY mood swings, from angry to joking, and he totally makes shit up about people. Secondly, he talked about how you cant get HIV having unprotected anal sex if you are on top, which is pretty much like reasoning a woman can’t get preggo if she is on top, aka completely fucking mental. Pictures of him hoovering up the porcelain powder are all over the internet. He bragged about spreading gonorrhea. He hates on Allison in the house for her clothes when I swear to god this guy wore a UT sweatshirt, with shorts, and matching crocs, and I am talking about the rubber ones, not pimp ass gator shoes.
Lastly, and probably the most important/hilarious thing ever, his weiner doesn’t even hang past his balls and it honestly looks like that baby dick picture from Scary Movie. And its not like he has Cisco Adler balls people. And please tell me I am not the only one who thought when guys shaved, it was suppose to make the beast look bigger????
So let me rephrase my rant:
COKEHEAD CUNT! COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
And I hope to God he reads this, because, he is from Dallas like myself, and I would love to meet up with him once the show is over and slap him in the face with a log of bologna over and over again before I, in his own words, “rip him a new twat”. If you are friends with this douchebag, dickweed Josh, please let me know how I could make this ultimate fantasy smackdown happen.
See the naked picture of Josh’s pussy penis after the jump! Obviously NSFW.
Pretty much everyone in the world can agree that pregnancy is the most disgusting thing ever. And amazingly, Christina Aguilera is making it look even worse by wearing ghoulish, caked on make up and a dress that is too short, too see through and much, much too tight.
That inside out bellybutton thing she has put on display by wrapping it in spandex is honestly the most disturbing thing I have seen. The bitch just needs to stay home, wear a muu muu and not emerge until that baby human is out of her body.
For an over-bleached and over tanned skeleton bimbo.
These pics totally disprove the theory that if you are ugly you can just loose a lot of weight, get fake tits and hair bleach and instantly become hot, because if ANYONE finds this attractive they need a kick to the face to maybe help them see better.
It is almost freaking impossible to find a pap picture of Katherine Heigl where she doesn’t have a nasty ass cancer stick in her face. Much less at a table where people are trying to eat.
If she keeps smoking like a chimney, she is going to be looking like Dee Snider in about 10 years. Which would be such a shame, because the bitch is beautiful AND a great actress.
But why does Katherine Heigl have to smoke nasty ass cigarettes???? Can we all say together: cigarettes are fucking nasty and cause cancer and gross mouth problems? And oh yeah, they also make you smell like ass.
You know, I am really running out of ways to say Bitchney is a hot mess whose life is going down the shitter, but a las I will try…
Today’s big story on the mentally screwed up star is brought to you courtesy Star magazine via NY Daily News, and is about her secret sex filled life and her shit smeared sofas….for real.
The tabloid alleges that the plummeting pop star’s Mulholland Drive mansion is equipped with a double-locked, X-rated “Fantasy Room” filled with ticklers, whips and fur-trimmed handcuffs hanging from the metal bedframe.
The second-floor room also features a mirrored ceiling, a glass jar containing spanking paddles and a closet full of kinky outfits, according to an “insider” who stumbled into the den of sin.
“She wears Catholic schoolgirl uniforms, a maid’s uniform and a Cinderella outfit,” claims the mole. The source also contends Brit is so obsessed with Marilyn Monroe that she wants her nose redone to look like the blond model of self-destruction.
“Britney is sexually obsessed,” the source tells Star.
Star’s source also claims the house is a stinky sty — that the white couches bear hideous stains of diaper-changing and Britney’s dog. According to the tab, a “court-appointed watchdog” is set to declare the place a potential “health hazard.”
You know, their is a good side and a bad side to this story. On one hand, at least she is changing diapers (even if she is just wiping their ass on the couch) and taking an interest into how she looks. On the other hand however, it appears she has entered mating season, locked someone in her sex dungeon and probably wont stop until she is knocked up again.
Literally days after I had a conversation about how she has definitely been outclassing BITCHney, this bitch goes and flashes her crotch while she is getting out of the car. And if a time ever called for wearing panties, its when you are preggo and wearing a short dress.
Note to pregnant bitches everywhere: Pantyhose do not replace panties!!!
Click the picture above to see the kinda NSFW pic of Christina’s vagina looking like its being strangled by tights.
Okay, this bitch has got to be getting close to hitting rock bottom, but I guess her proliferation to living like a homeless rat person prevents that from ever really happening, but this time, as with each time we see her, she has sunken even lower.
She was snapped spending time with a young fan, who I guarantee weighs more than her, which might seem kind of cute and nice, until you remember that she is a cokehead alcoholic. And in a close up picture of her face in which you can still see her little fans hair you can also see her nose looking like a margarita glass thats been over salted.
While investigation continues into allegations that David Copperfield raped a woman at his privately owned Bahama resort, TMZ has found some VERY creepy info out about him, and his whole scheme to pick up women at his shows from what they describe as a manual that he gives to employees to reference when picking out women for him:
The document describes how the assistants need to be heads-up for attractive women whom David can meet backstage after the performance. We’re told the plan is to keep boyfriends and husband in the arena, adding “from time to time, boyfriends and husbands will give us a hard time and refuse to stay. If that is the case, try your best to get them to stay and refer to the “What to Say” sheet for help.”
And it gets creepier.
According to the document, “On occasion David will have you pull in both scorpions even if he is only interested in one of them, just for comfort.”
The assistants are told to sell the women before David arrives backstage. They’re supposed to say: “Do you know that David has recently bought some islands in the Bahamas? Well they are BEAUTIFUL and we are doing a lot of project (sic) for these islands: Ads, TV, Radio and many other promotions. So we like (sic) to keep in touch with you in case there is a job in the future we think you would be interested in.”
Is being a C list celebrity not enough to get this guy laid or what? It doesn’t take much besides a good money flash and name drop to pick up most of the desperate bitches you see at the bars, so I don’t understand why this guy has a plan more complicated than a game of mousetrap without the f-ing marble!
These pics don’t prove anything besides the fact these two know each other, but rumor mills are flying about the two possibly dating. I know Brooke Hogan doesn’t have enough sense not to do this, or this, but lets all really hope she knows better than to be hooking up with douchebag:
I am sure you don’t but here they are anyway! And is it just me, or does she totally have a dong in that first picture??? I think someone forgot to tuck away their weiner!
YUP! You are reading/seeing this shit correctly. I don’t know why, or how these got released yet, but I do know that, according to X17, that is Oscar De La Hoya and he is most definitely wearing a fishnet body stocking. And high heels, boy shorts, and boxing gloves. These pictures have MAJOR scandal written all over them, especially since he is married. But from the looks of these those hotel rooms can sure get lonely. And I don’t think its something as simple as he is cheating with another woman and he put her clothes on because those high heels fit just a little too perfect if you ask me.
So until I get an update on why this guy is in fishnets and panties, enjoy looking at one of the most well known figures in boxing right now as he gets in touch with his softer side. Much softer side.
Two more XXX-rated pics after the jump of Mini De La Hoya coming out to play a.k.a. don’t click unless you want to see his dong.
In possible the grossest story I have heard in weeks, Page Six reported that rocker Tommy Lee had sex with some hoochie on a restaurant table in front of tons of people!
Lee’s raunchy bar behavior grossed out a room full of revelers at Dune in the Hamptons on Sunday night when the Motley Crue drummer and a blond party girl “were flat-out [bleep]ing” on a banquette, according to multiple witnesses. One told us, “When Tommy walked in, he asked, ‘Is it cool to have sex in here?’ The hostess thought he was kidding, but . . . then he just went to town with this girl. We were trying not to pay attention because it was so disgusting.”
Tommy Lee is such a rock star!! He is sooo cool! Man, thats neat, he could get a girl to have sex with him in a room full of people! That must make him the coolest, most special person ever.
All I am saying is, Alyssa Milano needs to invest in some wax! Her arms are so hairy I got her confused with Robin Williams for a little bit. The hairy arms coupled with the launch of her new baseball inspired clothing just seems a bit mannish if you ask me, and I think this BITCH might be keeping a transgender secret from us! And its possible that he may not have a wiener, but this BITCH has definitely got balls!!
I don’t know what in the hell this BITCH was thinking when she decided to wear this “dress” out in public. It doesn’t even begin to cover her ass, but it does appear cottage cheese covers pretty much the whole thing. And for a second I was starting to think maybe she was just doing this as a big joke, and she was going to laugh and be like “I fooled yah BITCHES” but then I remembered, this is BITCHney Spears we are talking about. A smart day for her consist of being able to find her cigs and kids after she came home drunk.
She also thought wearing one COLORED contact was a good idea:
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