When flying from Los Angeles to Florida, Britney and her entourage boarded a flight with United Airlines, and then minutes before take off demanded that they let her off the plan! Was it last minute jitters or did the pop star forget one of her kid things at the gate? NOPE! The seats just were not comfortable enough, saying “I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.”. So after making the plane return to the gate, she was let off the plane where she requested a private jet to make the flight. One Passenger recounts the madness on the plane:

“It was quite astonishing. The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off. She just said ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.’ I heard everything but most people were left wondering what was going on, so the captain was forced to make an apology to all the other passengers over the tannoy. It was quite a fiasco but she didn’t seem to care about anything except getting off that plane. All the passengers were furious.”

Really though, this is a BITCH on so many levels. I would have been so pissed if I was on this flight and it was delayed an hour because Britney Spears honky ass wanted leather seats. WTF do you mean it doesn’t have leather seats? Who cares? I am sure when you were married to Kfed you got plenty use to the cheap stuff in life. Also, way to look out for the environment BITCHney. Stars that take private jets are committing eco crimes and should be put on blast. Those BITCHES can sit their little rich asses right in a coach set just as well as the next person.

p.s. nice shirt, REAL classy, fits in nice with the tattoo parlor in the background

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Not sure what look she was trying to achieve with this outfit, perhaps honky couture? But the doritos add a nice touch I think.

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BITCHney must have worked real hard at the dance studio, at least, thats what I am gonna blame for her face looking a mess! But for real, Brit does look like she is getting a sense of humor back and having fun again! That alone makes her look that much better! No one likes a scowling BITCH!

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In regards to this story, police announced today that Ms. Lohan will not be charged, stating:

“The bottom line is that Lohan can’t be shown to have been seen either taking or to have been later in possession of missing items and items she can be shown to have possessed were with [the housesitter's] permission,”

I don’t know about you, but I still wouldn’t leave my shit with her, that BITCH would probably go pawn it for coke!

Also here are the pictures of Lindsay at the Maxim hot 100 party, where Lohan somehow took first, because being a coke whore covered in freckles is soo HOT!

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Yesterday I had my hopes so high, I really thought she was doing well, then today I have to wake up to this? I understand that you are losing weight Brit, but really, is it necessary to wear see through turtle necks to get your point across? And those pants are so low I’m surprised I cant see a c-scar. The time to dress like this was when she first came out, not two kids later. And its not even the fact that she looks that bad, its just possibly the skankiest outfit I have ever seen.

So BITCHney PLEASE hire a stylist, PLEASE! I promise it will help your comeback more than anything!

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I guess Kfed did take a lot of her money in the divorce, but sheesh, you think he would have left the BITCH a few dollars for some new fishnets! But on the positive note, it looks like Brit has got some ass now! And not like fat ass, but ass that you might want to see. Some silly BITCH tried to tell me recently that these new pictures are someone else because she has a blonde wig on, but it obviously is BITCHNEY, she just changed her wig up! For the better too!

p.s. lose the boots though BITCH

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Hint: She use to weigh a million and half pounds.

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BITCH, dont you know its never good to tape unrecognizable things to your head???

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Really, she almost had it together here, I was so close to being proud. BUT in true BITCHney fashion she had to go and trash up the outfit with her lewd hat.

There really isn’t anything less classy than a 25 year old twice divorced mother of two with a shaved head who is recently out of rehab who still wears hats with curse words.

Grow up BITCH, that hat is lame.

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And all I can say is that a man baby? I want a penis check done stat. This looks like some drag queen impersonator of Jessica. Unfortunately, its not, but fortunately the boobs are on display so you don’t even have to look at her face!

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Lindsay Lohan looking fresh faced is about as likely as Roseanna Barr being hot. It just is not going to happen. I feel bad for her, she is not even 21 yet and she already looks worse than Liz Taylor. And lets not even get started on that white dress thing…

BITCH you need to slow your roll!

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What celebrity is actually trashy enough to wear blue and yellow granny panties with a see through dress?

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You can just tell this BITCH wants to be famous so badly, and she just comes off so pathetic. When you are worse dressed and more useless than Paris Hilton you might want to consider getting in touch with Dr. Kevorkian very soon.

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I can just tell these things, plus the cigarette, dingy dress and sneakers are all give aways of a proper lady.

But for real, someone find a shower quick, this BITCH looks like she needs to be held down and scrubbed clean! EWW also to her nasty sausage legs! It looks like she is walking around on tree stumps!

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In an interview with Nylon, Lohan made these goofy ass statements:

“The thing about the press and why they need to leave me the [bleep] alone for a little bit is because I don’t want that distraction from my work. I want to get a nomination. I want to win an Oscar. I want to be known for more than, like, going out. For being ‘the party girl.’ I hate that. I bust my [bleep] when I’m filming, and when I gave time off, yeah, I like to go out and dance.”

“I talk about my impulses with my therapist - I have a shopping problem. I love to shop too much.”

What a silly little BITCH Lohan is, she is honestly the worst/best interviewer ever. I would cut her a break, but when multiple people complain about your work ethic on set dont try to come out in an interview and say that you bust your ass because we all know its complete bs. As far as being more popular with the paparazzi than Madonna, what do you expect? When was the last time Madonna was drunk in a club flashing her crotch while spinning records?

p.s. Nice bracelets BITCH!

EDIT:I had to add these pictures of Lohan partying in a saggy bra/bathing suit thing.

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Because whoever it is should be shot, she has been looking horrible and thats a hard thing to come to terms with. I mean, how badly must you be doing your job if you can make Jessica Alba look bad? Whoever it is, BITCH you’re fired!

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I am not sure what qualifies this as an outfit you would chose to wear to a basketball game, but I guess being that it’s Jessica Alba and all she can probably get away with it. What is unforgivable is the fact she is cheering for the Warriors. BOO YOU BITCH! GO MAVS!

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Well, that was the only excuse I could come up with to explain this thing she calls an outfit. Lets really talk about what this “outfit” consists of:

fedora…check!
red triangle bikini top…check!
see through lace thingy…check!
cowboy boots…check!
torn fishnets…check!
black boy shorts that will take place of pants…check!
fug wig…check!
fashion sense…HELL NO!
Kids…definitely NOT!

I have honestly seen hookers better dressed than this, and how could you make something see through so unsexy?

BITCH if you want people to quit making fun of you and your craziness stop fueling the fire, hire a stylist and stop going outside until you return to the old Brit that we know and love. Also, if you could pawn those baby things off on someone that would be great, its much easier to think of you being hot when I forget that you had two buns in the oven.

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This BITCH must be on acid! She is just on a whole different level than the rest of us, she is like the Bai Ling of white people. But you know her tour must be BANANAS! Just like that freaking hat thing she is wearing, is she suppose to be a chef? I dunno, but I don’t really care! I love this BITCH!

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