Do you all remember that womens housing Paris was going to build for people recently released from jail????? Well, this has NOTHING to do with that, probably because the BITCH hasn’t mentioned it since her interview, but what she did do since her interview was go to the bars, dance on the couches and smoke some greenery, Page Six and People report:

“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”

“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,”

Was anyone surprised reading this? I know I wasn’t!!! But what did surprise me is her giant, stuffed cleavage. We all saw pics of the BITCH in Hawaii, and to put it kindly….THE BITCH IS FLAT!!! So she must have a super-gravity-defying-boob-creating bra ever.

I would also like to point out the fact that her nose job turned out nicely, its so much more BITCH instead of WITCH now. I can’t say the same about those fug ass lace gloves she is wearing.

And in even more SHOCKING news Paris has officially spread herpes to the world!!! I knew we shouldn’t have let the BITCH go to Hawaii!!! Read Here…

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When BITCHney unveiled her new hair, or hair piece, or weave or whatever the hell that thing on her head is the only thing I could think of was the upcoming show “The Search for the Next Elvira” auditions that are being held. What other look could she be going for? Red lipstick and raven hair are not a good look for her, but when does anything she wear look good on her? And why does her hair start so far back, she aint Naomi Campbell!!! BITCHney looking like old Britney is about as likely to happen as a success in Iraq. Both are just not gonna happen, and as sad as it is, I think we should call things like we see it and to be frank about it, BITCHney’s comeback and the war in Iraq are both big ol’ failures!!!

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I have stopped asking myself why she does the things, because a normal person cannot reason on the same level as a hillbilly, and if I keep trying to figure it out I might go insane, or worse turn into a honky replica! Just looking at this is a danger to your eyes, not because the fugness, but because a button might literally snap off and fly with such force it actually comes out of the computer screen and lodges in your eye. I keep seeing a twisted version of “A Christmas Story” with BITCHney getting the pair of shorts she is wearing instead of a b.b. gun and everyone warning her that she is going to put her eye out with that thing!

I would also like to note the fact that even her toes dont fit all the way into her shoe and the resulting toe cleavage is enough to make anybody sick. Also, where are the shots from behing showing the cottage cheeeeese????

And I dont know why I typed cheese as cheeeeeese, but it just felt right.

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Unfortunately for us, it appears BITCHney is back into the trend of the see through turtleneck with a cheap bra look, even though she has done it to death. I just hope one day, when I have kids, I will have a photo album filled with pictures as classy as BITCHney’s so they can look back and remember what a GREAT mother I was. I mean, so what if there aren’t pictures of them in it? As long as we got all the ones of me in a sequined bra and no panties, with my shirt on my head, doing body shots off off a stripper I will be doing as well, if not better, than BITCHney!!

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WHY BITCH, WHY???? I am pretty sure the reaction you received the first time you wore these pants should have been plenty enough reason to burn these fugly assless pants. I really am trying over here to keep liking you, you are just so adorable on that show, but these things keep making it harder and harder for me to defend liking you. I know you have a brain in there, and you know these pants are ugly and shouldn’t be worn. So do the right thing and NEVER, EVER wear these things again, okay BITCH???

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Yeah, yeah, yeah these are a couple of days late, but what can you do??? There are just too many pictures coming through of BITCHney doing good around the world….I mean leaving bars drunkenly. And while BITCHney looked nice in the first dress, she decided it wasn’t trashy enough and had to switch to something that showed off her cellulite!

And I would also like to point out the ladies boobs in the green outfit…who is she and why is she with BITCHney leaving a bar??? My guess is there were no men in the club so BITCHney took what she could find!

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Or at least not let her in the room when she is getting dressed because I know somehow she was responsible for this gold dress. I love the Tara Conner hair cut, it looks really nice, but the dress not so much. And I know I am being partial, but I love the BITCH, and I think with the right stylist and stuff she could look fantastic, she is just too adorable to me! But it is kind of weird, its like the Donald and Ivanka Trump thing….I can just picture her Dad and it kind of freaks me out. But one upside of having the Hulkster be your Dad is that the BITCH has got legs that are longer than my entire body! I hope she does Playboy soon, I think that would get her a HUGE fan base going.

I also hope a new season of their show starts soon, even though I am a little embarrassed to admit I watch it….

p.s. Brooke, you are a sweet girl, but you need to work on making sweet faces maybe…

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Well, I am not sure if this outfit actually belongs to her sons, but I guarantee it would fit them both!!! I like how BITCHney tries and makes the outfit fit by stretching and pulling it. Either she needs to buy clothes that fit or she needs to learn to be comfortable with her c section scar showing! And wtf is all over her leg?? Grossness! But speaking of her legs, they are looking a little bit better, she just needs to get some definition going on!

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Jeez, there are more updates to these pictures than I have ever seen in my life. I don’t even know why she bothers to wear clothes anymore, we have all seen just about every inch of her. BITCHney needs to learn a little class, and how to enter and exit a car for christs sake. Millions of people do it everyday and typically there isn’t a lot of ass being shown. But for BITCHney it happens regularly….odd.

Thankfully though she did surprise us all by wearing panties, and since you couldn’t see the ratty extensions I think she was showing us her best side.

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Yes, these are the same pictures from earlier, but I failed to notice something quite peculiar! In one of these pictures BITCHney’s dress is on the right way, and in the next its on backwards. I am not sure how that happens, unless you are like the girl from the exorcist and can turn your head completely around, which would really explain a lot about BITCHney!

Its a sad sad world when a mother of two and millionaire can’t even keep their clothes on properly for a whole night.

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Wow, I always try to defend this BITCH but if she doesn’t fire her mother soon she is gonna be on the shit list! Where do you even come up with such a fugly idea for pants? When she put these on did she not take two seconds to look in the mirror to see that she looked cheaper than Britney Spears??? Either way, they are not flattering, they are never going to be flattering and mostly, those atrocious things will never be in style.

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Jesus Christ I did not need to see this right before lunch, its just so gross. I dont understand why her ass is so flat, and wrinkly looking. And lets not even get started on the uneven tan splotches. What really confuses me is how different BITCHney’s ass looks from just the other day. I am not sure where she needs to start making improvements first, but what would probably help the most would be if she jogged back to the US from this Mexico vacation. Maybe THEN her ass would be something we might want to see.

p.s. please go back to wearing honky hats so I dont have to see those fuggg ass extensions mmmkay BITCHney???

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I thought when I saw these pictures the other day she was wearing a thong on the boat with her children, but I didn’t have proof. Now that she decided to recycle her clothes once again, you can tell that is indeed what she was wearing. You know, nothing else really says “Mom” like a polka dot thong in the family beach pictures. Does anyone else think that that is weird? BITCHney just out classes herself on a daily basis.

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Wow, BITCHney fans are going to have a hard time playing this one off!! I mean, how can you explain a mother of two who wears fuck jewelry and hats, besides trashy that is??? I really use to hope she would get a stylist, but this shit is just too funny! What is even better to laugh at though is that on her official site she edits the word BITCH to be B*itch to make it seem like she would never type out a naughty word, then she goes and wears fuck clothes.

Come on BITCHney, we all know you are trashy and just love to cuss, you dont have to try and hide it from us!!!

p.s. I highly recommend looking at the large scale of the pics below, but only at your own risk.

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I guess BITCHney is a proponent of recycling because she was spotted wearing the same clothes she always does, and they didn’t look better the second time around! That bathing suit was too tiny the first time, and I was actually surprised the neck tie got around her massive shoulders. And lets not even mention her shitty shoes, I mean honestly, how hard is it to put the strap around your freaking ankle???

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HINT: With an ass like that, it’s surprising she hasn’t upgraded her man yet!
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BITCHney stepped out from the dance studio and was the perfect picture of class….if you lived in a trailer park. Once again, no bra and no fashion sense. I especially like how the pants fit her really well and completely cover her feet, but I think I like the rat nest extensions better. BITCHney is just too predictable these days.

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Ugh, I don’t think BITCHney is ever going to learn to dress herself properly or hire a stylist. I have never seen anyone recycle clothes so much! Especially when they were fug the first time around.

PLEASE, PLEASE, PLEASE hire a stylist!

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one GIANT ass!!! Who even knew she had back like that? I bet Jay Z made her beef her butt up, because we know he like them thick like Beyonce! But really, that haircut is disgusting, and it makes her look like a little boy. So BITCH go run and get some weave fast!

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Britney Spears was the picture of class as she went out in Miami last night. And like all classy mom’s she stripped down to a bathing suit and went swimming in her Charlie Chaplin hat at a bar. I like how Brit is grinning from ear to ear and just standing there mostly undressed like a retardY! And her cousin’s face is priceless, probably because she knew these pictures would be all over the internet today!

I wonder if everyone got shit faced after BITCHNEY went swimming and then played pin the hair extension on the washed up pop star?

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