So she decided to show off her headlights!!!  And the ugliest fucking shoes I have possibly ever seen.  THESE shoes are NOT fashionable, and I don’t care WHO says they are, because they are NOT.  Maybe when Jesus or Gladiators were alive these things were considered fly, but come on people!!!!  Take a good look at these, and try to honestly tell me these things are nice, and that you wouldn’t feel like a retard chasing a boomerang wearing them.

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EEk! I don’t know if that thing between CoCo’s legs is a camel toe, or the whole damn foot!  Doesn’t she know shrink wrapping your vag can cause yeast infections???

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Lindsay Lohan must be back on drugs, because you would have to be trippin balls to think this outfit looks good. I wouldn’t wear those barf boots if I was fucking homeless. And lets not comment on the spaghetti strap top over a stripped shirt. And whats with the pale-freckle covered sausage legs? Something must be up because this BITCH always has her fake tan spray ready!

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So our girl Bitchney was out and about, and while things are improved overall, I hate this disgusting shirt.  And as far as her personal life is concerned, not much has changed, she still is under a conservatorship in which her father has control of all her life essentially, she hasn’t seen her children in almost 7 weeks, and at a recent court hearing a judge shot down visitation again, even though Kfed said he was okay with it.

As long as she continues to keep a low profile though, things can only start to get better.

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Everyone knows the hoard of paparazzi following Britney Spears around is just absolutely-fucking-ridiculous.  And its only going to get crazier, or so I can assume, as reports of photo agencies recruiting Crips and Bloods to do their dirty work for them and fight for the pictures of the dysfunctional pop star.  One pap confides:

They claim rival agencies are arming the thugs with cameras and sending them out to do battle with the dozens of paps who rubberneck around Hollywood’s favorite train wreck.
Veteran snapper Nick Stern, who quit the Splash agency this month, said: “I’ve heard stories of fights, of car tires being slashed, cars being blocked in.”

Now, don’t get me wrong, I love seeing all the pics of the celebs doing their day to day bullshit, but this is just stupid.  People must be really desperate for money if the only thing they can do is fight for a picture of Bitchney leaving the gas station at 4 in the morning, while getting their ass kicked by a crip who decided he wants to c walk on someones face.

Pic is of Bitchney outside of Millenium dance studio, where she was later joined by her father Jamie before returning home.  It seems as if the crazy train is coming to a halt, but we will see how long it last.

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I will be the first person to declare my love for Borat and his lime green banana sling, but now that John Mayer decided to don one instead of normal swim wear, I have got to put my foot down. Its bad enough I have seen more body hair growing out of absurd places on Sacha Baron Cohen, but to have to see John Mayer’s pube fest is just too much. And while its somewhat-kinda-funny, its been done, we have all been disgusted by it before, so the funniness is fleeting. But, he is trying to be funny, which I can handle, as opposed to him being a big time serious blogger.

Now, if you will excuse me, I am going to go debride my eyes with hydrochloric acid.

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The streetwalker look passes as fashionable these days.

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PETA launched a new campaign aimed directly at Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who are constant fur wearers. And I must say, its pretty funny. They launched a website, “Meet the Trollson Twins” where they even dub the two Hairy Kate and Trashley. Which is pretty funny, except, I already know a stupid bitch named Trashley, so its a bit confusing.

And while I think some ideas of PETA’s are extreme, it is pretty lame to continue purchasing new furs when there are such good imitations out there, and new synthetic materials that are by far warmer. But go check out the website, and try out the dress up section, which includes a “choked chinchilla cap” which makes mad me sad, because chinchillas are pretty much my favorite thing in the world.

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But a fug ass dress. The color is great on her, it just makes her tits look flatter than Katie Holmes ass.

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Uhmm, I guess she is feeling down since superstar quarterback Tony Romo dumped her for Jessica Simpson, but that is still no excuse for this dress that makes me want to barf more than red wine. It’s shapeless, bright, and even too tacky for me. Cute Bitch, FUG dress.

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According to NY Daily News, someone tried to sell exclusive pictures of Nicole Richie’s baby shower, which has held last week and had a Wizard of Oz theme. And who do you think NY Daily is saying was selling this pics??? None other than her supposed BFF Paris “Herpes” Hilton!

“All the photos that were offered had Paris right in the center of them, as the star,” sniffs the insider. “They look set up.”

The pics, priced at around $3,000 to $4,000, did not sell since the celebrity tabloids closed early last week, due to Thanksgiving.

But in the opinion of our conspiracy theorist: “None of the money would have been for Paris — for her it’s about the attention.“

Well no shit the bitch was probably the one who was selling these, she hasn’t had a full cover of a tabloid in at least two months. I predict she will “accidentally” flash us her goodies sometime soon in yet another desperate attempt to convince us she is famous.

And this crushed velvet shit trend better not start catching on because it even makes Paris, who is built like an 11 year old boy look like she put on a quick 30 lbs around the gut, unless the ho got knocked up.

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Its time to play “Guess the BITCH!”!!!!

The only hint I am giving you this time is that it is NOT Bitchney Spears.

Good luck figuring out who cheetah ass is! When you give up, just click here to see who it is!

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Dear Kim,

Don’t wear bellyshirts when your tummy isn’t what you are famous for. And I am calling your bluff on wearing a shiny skirt to make your ass look bigger. Also, please get your baby bangs in check, they are running amuck on your forehead.

XoXo
TheHeadBitch

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Jennifer Lopez wore this Selena wardrobe reject outfit at a performance. Its TERRIBLE!

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What Brooke Hogan is wearing is just UNACCEPTABLE! Where the f do you even get stuff like this? She looks like a pirate hooker, on steroids, with bad weave and VERY hard nipples. I try extra hard to like her, just because she seems nice, but this outfit is where I draw the line. I cannot support shit like this, its just terrible.

The only place on earth where this would be acceptable is……in a STRIP CLUB!

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Watching BITCHney Spears, it appears that she is in some silent competition with the mirror to see who can be the biggest whore look a like, but then I remember, this is BITCHney Spears we are talking about people, and she actually is a WHORE! I mean, how else can you explain these not sexy at all but pretty disgusting shots of her attempting to pole dance for her new music video??? She reminds me of the girl thats at every party you go to who is always completely wasted and dancing like she thinks she is the hottest BITCH there even though she has vomit in her hair, is super sweaty and doesn’t even realize she is missing a shoe.

p.s. glad to see BITCHney is such a fan of recycling, like those skanky ass holey fishnets she salvaged from a strippers trashcan.

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No, that is not a typo. This BITCH really spent $45,000 g’s on a fugly ass bag and is carrying it around with a go eat shit grin on her face. Being from Houston, Tx, a city that has areas of extreme poverty and violence, you think the BITCH coulda found a way to better spend that money. I am so sick of all these people hording their money for materialistic things when they could be changing peoples lives. For some people, $45,000 could mean a house, college, a car and so much more. Celebrities have the ability to touch so many people, and to draw attention to things people otherwise wouldn’t care about, and they should want to do this simply because they can, not because they are told to or are expected to.

So sorry for the rant, it just drives me crazy when celebs, especially ones I like, make themselves look like selfish BITCHES!

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Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.

Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!

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The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?

For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???

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Washed up and not that famous!

I can’t decide what indicates that the most though, what do you think????

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