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BITCHney caught looking crazy….but thats a given right???

Wednesday, July 11th, 2007

Britney Spears is fug and scary

BITCHney is still a mess, and still sporting the worst head of weave I have ever, EVER seen. She needs to go see a weavologist to help figure out what is going on in the bird nest that she calls hair. It honestly looks like she put gel in her hair to spike it or she has been washing her hair with motor oil, I can’t decide which. And apparently she likes to chain smoke the cigs and cry at the same time:

We spotted Brit last night at 8:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills (where we’ve seen her almost every day for the past week) crying!
Apparently she was sobbing during dinner - with her new bodyguard/manny by her side - but still managed to puff through a few ciggies. She retreated upstairs to a room and we never spotted her again …
Her cousin/assistant Alli has been conspicuously absent over the past week, since we first saw the new bodyguard/manny come on board. A source is telling us Brit and Alli are taking a much-needed break after so much time together over the past few months — that a little spat has temporarily separated the two.

Honestly, getting rid of the cousin is probably a good idea, I could just tell that BITCH wanted to be famous too! She probably really thought the paparazzi were there to see her.

Anna Nicole's sister attempts to get famous from exploiting her dead sister

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Anna Nicole’s sister Donna Hogan

No matter what this BITCH says, everyone can sense from a mile away what sister Donna Hogan is trying to do with this book about Anna Nicole! She is a gold digging BITCH and it is pretty obvious from her interviews that she is about as sharp as a marble:

“It pisses me off when people say I’m making money off her. I was offered fortunes to tell on her. I was there when she did liposuction in the ’90s. I have pictures of her lipo. Even though I needed money bad, I never sold her out.”

When asked about why she wrote the book and why it went against her sister:

“Because I was hurt. Because it’s closure for me. Because now she’s gone, and things about her upsetted me. She was selfish. I always respected her, and she always disrespected me. I was struggling. I had to live in a shelter to protect my three kids and I never asked her for nothing. She had four houses and never offered me one to stay in. I bought her a Marilyn Monroe doll and she never bought me a thing. She’d take people who worked for her on shopping sprees to Rodeo Drive and never bring my kids anything.

She never once offered me money. Except to try and take my little girl from me. See, even after she had Danny she wanted a girl child desperately. She offered me thousands, but only if I’d give up my baby daughter to her which, of course, I wouldn’t.”

On what they had in common:

“Well, yeah, I’ve done drugs . . . we’ve both had a wild crazy life . . . both had affairs with women . . . three-way sex . . . kids without husbands . . . and I’m now kind of living with someone . . . And, like her, I worked gentlemen’s clubs. I waitressed. There’s perverts who just want you to get drunk with them. So I’d sit and drink. You could make $2,000 a night.

Someone needs to do the world a favor and just choke this BITCH out! She really is nothing more than parasitic scum, and I really hope she gets bad karma for writing such a nasty book with the intent of getting rich off of it.

Kelly Osbourne tries to hook up with Kim Stewart?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Kelly Osbourne and Kim Stewart 1

Seeing this picture first thing in the morning was probably not the best thing for my stomach. This could be so much hotter if instead of Kelly Osbourne it was Jessica Alba and instead of Kim Stewart it was Carmen Electra. But it’s not, so look at these and try not to throw up.

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Guess the Celebrity: Who is this bitch???

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Guess the celebrity

Hint: She use to weigh a million and half pounds.

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Some internet BITCH gets owned!

Monday, May 7th, 2007

Green Dress Girl

This shit is hysterical. The chub girl from this picture wrote an email to this site that posted the picture above saying this:

To whom it may concern,

I was informed today that there is a picture of me on your website.

The picture I am referring to is the girl in a green dress dancing with her friends…..and there is a photoshop arrow pointing at my chest saying “damn nigga!”.

I did not give you permission to post this picture and I don’t exactly know you obtained it.

What I do know is that if this picture is not removed from your website or records within the next day, I will take legal action….and that is a promise.

You have chosen to mess with the wrong person, because not only do I come from a family of lawyer but everyone who is in that picture is ready to press charges.

I have already talked with my lawyer today, and will sue you if this picture is not removed immediately. If I ever catch another picture of myself or anyone that I know on one of your websites legal action will be taken.

I don’t know what kind of websites you are running, but apparently you are not concerned about other people, what you did is wrong and you are not going to get away with this. And, I will be checking to ensure that it is removed!

-Kate (Email me!)

As a response to the email, the website put up these pictures and totally own this lawyer BITCH wannabe.

LOL at this dumb bitch thinking she could sue! But really, take the time to look at this girl, she is painfully FUG. I would probably try to sue now too, out of embarrassment for being so damn FUG.

Scarlett Johansson looks pretty/creepy at Louis Vuitton event

Friday, May 4th, 2007

Scarlett Johansson at Louis Vuitton event 1

I cant decide if she looks hot or weird in these pics. It is like she is almost hot, but you can still see some fug. I think these would have been a lot better if she had some boobage going on, but you cant even tell she has boobs at all! How disappointing!

Does ScarJo look fug or fantastic?

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