Sure he is an angry drunk who has waaaaay to much testosterone pumping, and way too big of eyebrows, but even so, he manages to be fairly hot. But what does he do with said sexiness you ask??? Oh you know, he waste the sexy on some fug monster ginger named Lily Cole who is only 19, much younger than Colin’s 31.
And to all you ladies who compare yourself to these model bitches in the magazines, take a good luck at that fug monster above, and then click here to see what they try to convince you she looks like in mags! Its AMAZING and disturbing what can be done with airbrushing and anorexia!
A LOT of Americans hate on France, and I don’t think I ever quite understood why. My latest hypothesis is because this is what their president’s wife looks like, while ours looks like a month old bag of potatoes in a unisex suit.
Like she could desperately use a friend!!! And reformed bad girl Kelly Osbourne was there to help a friend in need, how very nice of her. Now if she could just transfer some of her weight to her, it would be a win win situation for all! No disrespect to Kelly though, this is the best she has looked in a long time!!! But then again, she is standing next to Amy Winehouse, who is on more drugs than a schizo Vietnam vet.
And just a word of advice to Amy Winehouse: the blonde hair is TERRIBLE, go back to BLACK! (See what I just did there??? Her albums called back to black, and I just said her hair needs to go back to black, I totally rock at this pun thing.)
Or is the politically correct term small people? Anyways, Paris was out partying like usual, when an unruly crowd at the nightclub Cameo ended up pushing a small person who was in full oompa loompa makeup into a metal structure that resulted in his leg being cut. Paris, graciously interrupted her partying to help:
“Paris screamed for help and jumped up to move everyone away from him,” says our witness. “She held Robin’s hand and said the sweetest things to keep him calm. She stayed with him until he was safely in the ambulance on his way to the hospital.”
Unfortunately, the oompa loompa later died from complications arising from the worse case of herpes the world has ever saw and Paris Hilton is now wanted for detainment before she becomes a public hazard.
Okay, okay, I joke. The oompa loompa is alive and well for all I know, but at least the kids in Rwanda know what they need to do to get her to come visit! All they need to do is throw a party, tell Paris she is headlining, and then paint themselves like oompa loompas and start lacerating themselves.
UPDATE: Here is a picture of Big Bird standing over the oompa loompa and looking concerned. And by concerned, I mean giant and fug. I mean, just look at that jutting chin and nose, I don’t even think a jewish mother could love that beak.
THIS is proof that two people considered fairly good looking, Bruce Willis and Demi Moore, can create a fug monster of epic proportions, aka Rumer Willis.
The gross pale boobs that are unsupported, combined with the doughy face and moles….its just too much. The BITCH needs to grow some long ass bangs and brush them over her face STAT!
I know its the time of the year when you are suppose to be nice, but seriously this bitch looks like a basset hound cocker spaniel mutt dog. But I am sure she has a great personality.
But Lord rest her soul, the crazies done creeped up again!!
This time, a bloated, collagen filled Spears was spending one of her two days a week that she gets her children, with a court appointed monitor, but instead of doing something a child might be inclined to like, she took them to the chandelier store.
And left them in the car.
All alone with the court appointed monitor.
So if she is trying to prove she cares about her kids, she is failing. And if she is trying to convince us she is looking better, she’s not.
EDIT: Amy Winehouse is a could be a great performer!
But the bitch is on WAAAAAAAY too much booze and coke, evidenced by this shit performance at the MTV Europe awards.
And on second thought, maybe the bitch was just too sober??? They should have given her five more shots of jack too see what would happen, it could only have been awesomeness disguised as the fug monster we call Amy Winehouse!!!
Kudos to BITCHney, because, on this shitty, cold, rainy day she made me laugh by dancing in her backyard, with her new collagen lips and a cigarette in her bikini. Long Live BITCHney.
Oh and anyone who wants to buy me those sunglasses, feel free, because those bitches are the BOMB!!!
And to those thinking Spears is looking too hot, click here to be brought back to reality!
Holy ish yall, what is this BITCH thinking? It looks like a transgendered man has been beaten with a tube of lip stick and sequins, then thrown on stage to impersonate a Pussycat Doll. But alas, its just Tori Spelling, still trying to convince us she is hot, and after two decades of trying to convince us, she still fails.
p.s. I really like how the shorts are really tailored….NOT!!! How are you gonna be on stage for the Pussycat Doll club and be wearing shorts that are loose in the ass???
Someone should really tell this bitch how bad those contacts look in. If I had a friend trying to wear those out, I would do her the huge favor of poking her eyeballs out. She just needs to take her self home, stop dying and redying her barely grown back hair and weave, go tanning, buy a treadmill, stop wearing retarded looking contacts and not leave her house until the BITCHney we know is back.
Here are the pics of Christina working the red carpet at the Emmy’s as well, and I think we can all agree that Christina has indefinitely won the fight against BITCHney.
Why, showing of her boobs and dancing of course!!!
I mean, what did you expect me to write? That she graduated summa cum laude from Harvard and discovered the cure for cancer?
And WTF is the deal with her new hair cut? I mean, its nice to see that the horses all got their hair back from her, but now she looks like some trans-gendered farm boy mixed with a big city hooker.
Watching BITCHney Spears, it appears that she is in some silent competition with the mirror to see who can be the biggest whore look a like, but then I remember, this is BITCHney Spears we are talking about people, and she actually is a WHORE! I mean, how else can you explain these not sexy at all but pretty disgusting shots of her attempting to pole dance for her new music video??? She reminds me of the girl thats at every party you go to who is always completely wasted and dancing like she thinks she is the hottest BITCH there even though she has vomit in her hair, is super sweaty and doesn’t even realize she is missing a shoe.
p.s. glad to see BITCHney is such a fan of recycling, like those skanky ass holey fishnets she salvaged from a strippers trashcan.
Supposedly Paris Hilton is trying to take this music thing serious, which is kind of funny if you ask me because she got dropped from her last record label after her album pushed a measly 77,000 copies, which means there are 77,000 people in America who are complete mentals. I would have rather burned my money than spent in on that shit cd. Here is what Paris had to say to E! about her latest album:
“I’m already working on my new record. I’ve been in meetings with Scott [Storch] and we’ve been working on it. I’ve been working on it with Scott for a few weeks.”
I like how this BITCH tries to convince us that by working with Scott Storch her album will be good. Scott Storch is a beat maker, not a sorcerer or wizard that can magically make an album not suck. If you forgot, he also did Brooke Hogan’s album, proving he will work with anyone that can pay for a beat. I expect it will have lots of good production ruined by shitty lyrics and off key singing.
Also, after the jump, a picture of Paris’ number one fanstalker!!!! If you leave comments regularly you are going to LOVE this!!!
This is something that has been bothering me for a long ass time now. I think TI is one sexy BITCH, but wtf is he doing rolling with that fug monster Tiny on his side??? I don’t care if the BITCH use to think she was famous or what, but no one knows who she is, and no one really wants to either! And who does Tiny really think she is, trying to pose all sexy, when really, the BITCH has the skin texture of an 80 year old crack head and the ugly face to match!?!?! When Kat Williams is prettier than your BITCH you might wanna think about making a switch!!!
But really, this is like the reverse of Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.
Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!
The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?
For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???
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