Shanna Moakler, like a lot of the sane world, has no love for Paris Hilton, and took to her myspace blog to “heir” out a little dirty laundry:
“A woman is like a teabag, only in hot water do you realize how strong she is”
Current mood: betrayed
Im gonna TRY to make this short and sweet….
I am VERY far from where I would like to be in my career, I’m from a small town in the smallest state, I’ve started working as a teen model and lived in every city and beat the streets in every town, taking every audition, I modeled, I did pageants I took every meeting I could, I’ve been rejected 1000 times and I never gave up…I took every one liner, bit part I could, I didn’t have my daddy’s name or some hollywood connection, I worked my ass off, and no I may not be in the A list, but I have drive and conviction and ambition… and I wont ever stop trying to be involved in projects that I enjoy and get the opportunity’s that allow me to show what it is I strive to do…
I grew up watching musicals with talents such as Ann Miller and Fred Astaire and that is the sole reason I moved across the country to this city with the dream to be a part of this industry.
with that said,
never in all my life, if I thought for one second with all that I have done, (and I am actually proud of what I have accomplished), did I ever think having a confrontation with a whore in a club or the complete heartbreaking ups and downs of my marriage which sadly have to play out in front on the public, would take center stage from what it is I actually LOVE doing…
it makes me fucking sick and sad….. thatthe reality is having a sex tape and letting men piss on you, getting dui’s , flashing your crotch and going to jail is apparently today, the image young men and woman strive for to get their foot in the door… thats not talent and it sure doesn’t deserve fame. I mean thats the message i see everyday in my TV, in my papers, on my radios…
The blog keeps going, but you get the idea….blah, blah, blah, Paris Hilton is a dirty whore who slept with her husband, blah, blah, blah. But what she said about the image of young Hollywood as cock crazed bitches is pretty damn accurate, and I must say, if some skanky, parents-are-rich-but-im-useless bitch who thought she was actually famous for something was sleeping with my husband, I wouldn’t be nearly as nice as Shanna is being. I would claw her fucking eyes out and laugh, but thats why they call me THB.
But it is funny that she decides to blog when rumors are hitting the net that her and Travis Barker are done this time, FOR REAL. Guess sitting at home moping, turned into bitching and blogging. Girl needs to realize for real that Travis Barker isn’t looking for a wife, he is looking for groupie bitches to pass around, and I am sorry, once you pop out a few kids and get over thirty, you just don’t fall into the ideal range of what a groupie is. So she needs to just let him go gather all the STD’s he wants from the hollywood hookers, while she sits back and stacks those alimony checks.
The rest of her blog is after the jump if you wish to read it, its not very long, but she does take the time to dis Perez, which is always awesome.
PETA launched a new campaign aimed directly at Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen, who are constant fur wearers. And I must say, its pretty funny. They launched a website, “Meet the Trollson Twins” where they even dub the two Hairy Kate and Trashley. Which is pretty funny, except, I already know a stupid bitch named Trashley, so its a bit confusing.
And while I think some ideas of PETA’s are extreme, it is pretty lame to continue purchasing new furs when there are such good imitations out there, and new synthetic materials that are by far warmer. But go check out the website, and try out the dress up section, which includes a “choked chinchilla cap” which makes mad me sad, because chinchillas are pretty much my favorite thing in the world.
According to NBC via the London Daily Mail, BITCHney was not too happy last week when Paris tried to steal the limelight away from her at her birthday, and it has caused a massive fallout between the two. LDM reports:
London’s Daily Mail newspaper has been alerted to a letter Spears’ camp has sent to Hilton, demanding The Simple Life star stops being rude to Britney and members of her entourage.
They reportedly threatened to leak the footage, which shows Hilton in a compromising position with another woman, unless her attitude changes.
A source says, “The letter warns Paris that if she continues being rude to people, the footage will be leaked online.”
Australia’s Sydney Daily Telegraph reports the former friends fell out at Spears’ 26th birthday parties in Hollywood last weekend.
But a source close to Hilton tells the Mail, “It’s obvious Britney and her bratty pals are being silly. Paris laughed when she got the letter and said it was c**p.”
So it’s crap she says? Probably just like this is completely crap and never happened either, warning NSFW image of Paris making out topless with some other girl:
Which I totally don’t care about her sexual preference or what she does, even though its sad to say the low rates of STD’s among lesbians wont stay that way for much longer if Paris keeps hooking up with them, but its just annoying that she does what only a dumb slut would do and acts like a goody two shoes twit, and denies things that there is pictorial proof of.
And its pretty damn funny because she is pissed off!!! I kind of wish she would have started choking the pap out though, then it would have been some real funny shit.
Fabio and George Clooney happened to be seated next to each other at the same restaurant over the weekend, where things were all good until Fabio and his group of female companions began taking pictures, prompting Clooney, who was there with his girlfriend, to whine and ask them not to be taking pictures, which did not go to well, Page Six reports:
According to numerous eyewitnesses, Clooney, assuming the woman was taking snaps of him, asked her to stop - prompting Fabio to explain that the shots were of his group, not Clooney, and to tell the superstar, “Stop being a diva.” Clooney started arguing back, and he and Fabio then got into a shoving match. “The waiters broke it up before it got out of hand,” a witness told In Touch.
“George was drinking . . . He wasn’t drunk, but he certainly wasn’t stone sober, either.” Fabio’s manager told the magazine, “George is lucky he didn’t end up in the ER.”
I think George Clooney needs to take Fabio’s advice, and stop acting like a little bitch. I know I would tell his bitch ass to mind his own business, because it sounds to me, he was putting his haughty little nose into places it didn’t belong. So yah, I am gonna end this one with a GTFO of here George Clooney with this whiny baby BS, and yes, Fabio can totally kick your ass.
I have been told that people lie about being pregnant and having miscarriages, but honestly, I haven’t ever met anyone that low. But Kid Rock is saying that exact thing about Pam Anderson and in an interview, detailed the situation:
“She’s in Vancouver shooting a movie and I have Lakers seats on the floor, and I’m gonna go to the Lakers (basketball) game with my friend Jesse James,†the 36-year-old rapper says.
“I’m like, `Baby, I got these tickets. I’ll see you on the weekend there,’ and that leads into her saying, `You don’t care about me, blah blah blah,’†Rock says. “She finally comes up with this: `I just had a miscarriage’ … and hangs the phone up.â€
Rock, claiming he was unaware that Anderson was pregnant, says he chartered a plane and flew to Vancouver. “When I get there, she’s partying at this restaurant, drinking champagne, jumping on the tables. I’m thinking, `That’s a quick recovery from a miscarriage.’â€
So either she is a low life bitch for making something like this up, or he is an even lower bitch for making up a lie that she is lying.
Okay, when I first heard about survivor alumni Johnny Fairplay getting his teeth knocked out by Danny Bonaduce, I envisioned a roided out Bonaduce slamming Fairplays face into the ground repeatedly, or something of that magnitude. Then, I watched the video, and its completely lame, and basically Johnny Fairplay is a big crybaby who tried to be funny but got hurt. I really don’t believe its over reacting to push someone over your head when they just jumped on you and started humping you. Its not really Bonaduce’s fault that he landed on his face, thats just the way he fell, he shouldn’t been on him humping him. Especially when everyone in the world knows that Bonaduce is a steroid freak!
So the first video is of the incident happening, the second is Bonaduce talking to TMZ, and last are the pictures of Fairplays bloody face.
This BITCH needs to take some adoption tips from Angelina Jolie, because she is in a whole mess of trouble! The Daily Mail reports:
According to a newspaper report in Malawi, the Minister of Women and Child Development accused him of obtaining an air ticket to London and money from Madonna herself without his government’s approval. The minister refused to allow Mr Kilembe to travel to assess the case, accusing him of “personalizing” the matter.
The minister suggested that by accepting funding from Madonna he had compromised his neutrality.
Last night Mr Kilembe confirmed that he had been banned from making the trip, but denied that he personally asked the American star for a plane ticket.
He claimed that the decision to exclude him from the final decision on whether or not Madonna is allowed to keep David may result in the child being sent back to Malawi. “What this means is that the whole adoption process may crumble and David is sent back to his village,” he said.
Let’s hope they don’t traumatize this child by re-homing him yet again. She may not be the best parent on earth, but she sure as hell can hire the best nannies!
I guess Paris is short on friends these days, and told the London Sun, in reference to Victoria Beckham a.k.a. Posh:
“I just know Victoria and I would get along. We could be soul mates.â€
But the wonderfully BITCHY Posh said:
“Over my dead body! We couldn’t be more different. You won’t catch me falling out of nightclubs with no knickers on.â€
What I think she meant by that was that you want catch her acting like a drunken slut flashing her crotch to the papz. Paris has been out of jail for a month-ish time, and already we have new nip slips and panty flashes, so you stupid people who believe its an accident need to wake up and realize she does it on PURPOSE because she is an attention whore!
And Posh was definitely right on one aspect of them being more different, Hilton’s show the Simply Life actually has rating and more than one episode. Not that I am hating on Posh’s show, I actually thought it was pretty funny and I LOVED her sense of humor!!! And with ratings or not, at least it didn’t come with a script, multiple takes and a fake romance like the Simple Life. Plus, who really cares about rating when its made up of 12-14 year old girl sluts in training and old pervs????
See who Posh is going to have to deal with now for saying that about Paris, and the unedited picture above after the jump!!!!!
So basically Andy Dick hasn’t been funny since, well…since ever really, and it seems other comedians think the same way because last week Jon Lovitz, who is funny and awesome, beat Andy down like the BITCH he is! Why you ask? According to Jon, who was good friends with the deceased Phil Hartman, about a year earlier Andy approached him and said: ‘I put the “Phil Hartman hex” on you - you’re the next one to die.’. So when Jon ran into Andy at the Laugh Factory he was looking for an apology, and when he didn’t get one he kind of beat one out of Andy. Page Six reports:
“Laugh Factory owner Jamie Masada, who witnessed the assault, said, “Jon picked Andy up by the head and smashed him into the bar four or five times, and blood started pouring out of his nose.” Lovitz told Page Six, “All the comedians are glad I did it because this guy is a [bleep]hole.”
I hope video of this is released soon, because it would be the funniest thing Andy Dick has starred in the last two decades. And I would just like to add in closing that Jon Lovitz is one cool mo fo.
Somewhat popular Lily Allen was arrested, and promptly bailed, out of jail yesterday when she turned herself in for an assault in March. Who, you ask, did this stumpy little girl assault??? A paparazzi, and from pics it looks like she took advice from a cheerleader, and proceeded with the kick in the face method. I use to think “kick to the face” was not a realistic method of random fights, but apparently it works so well that a 21 year old female can beat down a 40 year old man with a camera. Good to know, good to know…
Candy Spelling got back to her old habit of writing letters to celebrities she doesn’t know and this time the person in though is none other than BITCHney Spears. Candy really over did herself on this one:
Dear Britney:
You made me do it. I didn’t plan to write another letter now. I took two weeks off from TMZ.com because I didn’t feel strongly about what anyone was doing — or else I couldn’t decide which side to believe.
You’ve driven me back to my laptop to ask why, if you have to slither in and out of cars, do clumsy imitations of gymnasts and wear clothes that are just too tight, trashy or skimpy, do you have to pose in front of photographers all the time? We’ve seen the body parts, poses and clumsy attention-seeking tricks before. You’re wearing out your welcome. Some people never can turn away from a train wreck, so who can blame the photographers for waiting for your next one? Do you really want captions such as TMZ’s own “Victim of Pap Smear” and “Does Britney Change Clothes for Cash” to be your legacy? You can do much better.
Unlike some others who are famous for being famous, you initially earned the fame and respect you achieved. You were a giant star, a Mouseketeer, a singer whose song titles became part of everyone’s vocabulary. You made some missteps. We all do. But, when you become more famous for hideous, irresponsible actions than accomplishments, it’s time to step back and figure out where you want your life to go. So many young girls still see you as a role model. Give those kids a reason to look up to you. They’re probably even tired of the endless speculation about what undergarments you may or may not be wearing. I know their parents would like you to move on and get dressed. Even the school uniform was more dignified.
You’re doing all right with the wigs. I know the paparazzi have a bounty on your (wigless) head. I think it’s great that you have a variety of wigs (some very stylish) when you go out in public. If you do feel you need to show how your hair is growing back, at least make a deal with a photographer to sell the photo and donate the money to charity. Do you know what a statement that would make?
Enough with the sorry grabs for attention. Deep down, especially for your sons, people want you to succeed. You can always get attention if you need it. Visit someone famous in jail and attract a zillion photographers if you’re that addicted to fame. Americans like winners. We like those stories about what people do with second chances. How about a moratorium on train wrecks and some time out for paying back the fans who helped you succeed?
Best,
Candy Spelling
I don’t know where to start, its all too funny. A bounty on her wigless head??? She has extensions, so when did Candy write this, like a 2 months ago? But she does point out a lot of things I like to refer to as facts, like Britney being a trainwreck that none of us can look away from! I hope BITCHney writes a response soon, you know it will be honk-tastic!!
I guess since she has no other way to get attention she resorts to blogging on her myspace about other people’s problems(mainly Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton) because really, when it comes down to it, the BITCH is just jealous. She wishes she was young again and didn’t have a nursery school worth of kids and no hubby in sight. Here is what she had to say about the troubled starlets:
HERES A TIP….
When you making 8 million dollars a film…..HIRE A DRIVER!!
I’ve been getting a lot of letters asking my thoughts on recent events, so here it goes…. I know a lot of people think karma is going around and yeah I guess it might be, but to me..this is far from karma, if anything people like Paris love this shit, walking out of a court house to be met by a bevy of paparzzi like princess diana…carrying the bible around…loves it! Karma will be the day she’s married and has kids and her husband goes and fucks a 22 yr old and knocks her up. I don’t find happiness in others when they are down, but I sure in hell don’t feel bad for people who play the victim constantly and are far from it. People who feel it’s their job to make people feel beneath them or take opportunities others would die for an shit on them and frankly make a mockery of. So as the penis posse goes down one by one and enters jail or rehab…I don’t really think anything of it…they just show me what I always knew and thought they were _________. ( you can fill in the blank)
I hope you are all well and as always thanks for your letters,
shannaB.xoxo
It is especially funny when you realize that the only reason she knows any of the young people in Hollywood is because her husband slept with them all!! Oh well, I guess you just turn into a bitter old BITCH once the “Penis Posse” gets your man.
But apparently she cant see around her giant fake titties to see she looks like a broke down version of Rick James. So just for fun, here is a picture of New York as Rick James, and I must say, I do think its an improved look for her!
Part-time rapper and full-time mogul Sean Diddy Combs is probably going to be facing some legal matters soon. Supposedly Diddy and New Edition member Michael Bivins restrained and threatened choreographer Laurie Ann Gibson with a chair. New York Daily News reports:
“In the complaint filed with Manhattan cops May 11, Gibson said she got into a heated argument with Diddy and celebrity judge Michael Bivins during the April 25 filming of the MTV show at a branch of New York Sports Clubs in Greenwich Village.
Gibson said the two men started yelling and cursing at her when she told them the dancers had been given only a day to practice in order to see what they would do in a crunch.
Bivins then allegedly grabbed her while Diddy picked up a chair and threatened her. She said she broke free, tried to run and Bivins allegedly grabbed her once again. Then she left, the complaint stated.
Sources said Diddy fired her during the angry exchange - and at one point yelled for the MTV cameras to be shut off.”
If this shit really happened, and I am sure it did, this would just ANOTHER( he is accused of spitting on a woman at an Oscar party) example of Diddy treating women vilely. It is easy to tell he has no respect for women, he wont even man up and marry his baby momma! Really though this shouldn’t be tolerated, and I hope one day he gets his, if I had the chance I would kick him right in the teeth. Violence against women is already an epidemic and doesn’t need the endorsement of yet another millionaire celebrity.
With questions arising about his shooting and web sites referring to him as Fruity Fifty, this rap star can’t catch a break! Today video was released of Cam’Ron explaining why he hasn’t responded to 50’s last diss. His excuse? He is on vacation! Apparently 50 ain’t even a big enough problem to interrupt his vacation! And I have a feeling as soon as Cam’Ron makes it home we will be hearing a new dis track soon!
Bootz use to be my favorite girl from Flavor of Love, but the thing is, this BITCH doesn’t know how to shut her mouth. Not only does she insult both white and black people while on the radio, she makes herself sound like an over proud hood rat. She first tells a black female caller on the radio that she doesn’t “sound black” and says she can get “real black and in your ass” which is just an insult to black people everywhere. Being black doesn’t mean you talk like project trash. Then another girl from the radio show calls Buckwild a “white coon”. All the while Bootz is talking and yelling about how she is classy…BITCH please! New York is classier than your ghetto tramp talking ass.
Personally this was offensive to me on so many levels, and if I ever see this little tramp I will let this BITCH know whats up. I think its ridiculous to sit there and yell on the radio while making broad assumptions on two different cultures, not only do I think that the one host should be fired for calling Buckwild a “white coon”, Bootz needs to publicly apologize for her negative portrayal of the black community!
Oh and BITCH dont go forgetting that you are lower than a video ho, you got famous off of being a trashy ho!
DAMN! Dont try and take Hugh Grants picture, or he will act like a little BITCH and throw nature’s little protein package at you and then kick you in the ass! If he did this to me I would BITCH slap him like the little Brit BITCH he is! Then I would kick him in the balls because I play dirty like that!
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