The entire transcript of Lynne Spears deposition to a court about the state of her daughter is truly too bizarre to have been made up. It is filled with accusations that include the drugging of Spears along with stories of how Lutfi disables Bitchney’s cars and cellphones. Its super long so I hope you have a minute….
I, Lynne Spears, declare:
I am the mother of Britney Spears (“Britney”)., who is the subject of this action. I have personal knowledge of each of the facts set forth in this Declaration, and can testify completely thereto, except as this matters stated on information and belief, and as to such matters I believe them to be true.
This past Monday night (Jan. 28), Britney’s father, Jamie, and I (in separate cars) went to Britney’s house in Beverly Hills because we had heard news reports that Britney had just been in a big fight with Sam Lufti aka Sam Lufti (“sam”), the man who has inserted himself into my daughter’s life, home and finances, and that she was crying. We were very concerned about her safety. We arrived at the Summit Community gatehouse in BHPO at approximately 10 p.m. I was with my friend Jackie.
The guards at the gatehouse stopped us there for awhile. Jackie, Jamie and I finally proceeded to Britney’s house and entered it. We were able to enter the house because it was not locked. Britney does not lock her doors and currently there are no security guards around her residence. Britney was not home. We found Sam, and sam said as we walked in the door that Britney only wanted me to come to the house, and that she was afraid to see her dad.
The rest is after the jump!!! And don’t worry, it gets crazier-sadder-more disturbing as you read it. This Lutfi guy is either really scandalous, or the Spears family are all really crazy. Though instinct tells me that all the Spears are crazy, I do think this Lutfi guy is scheming on that Bitchney Spears money. Plus, from these stories, he is just fucking weird.
P.S. A lot of people lame-O bitches have been hating on people having a laugh at this, comparing making fun of Bitchney Spears to making fun of a mentally retarded person, since she has a sickness (bipolar disorder) and her behavior is out of her control. But, I firmly believe, if you can’t make fun of tards and the mentally ill, who can you make fun of??? And if this got your panties in a wad, you are the lame-O bitch I am talking about, and I would like to politely kick you in the face for being a humorless twat.
A lot has been going on with the train wreck formerly recognizable as Britney Spears since I last updated, so let me attempt to sum the craziness up for you. After increasingly insisting on using strange accents and her typical weird behavior of going to drug stores and gas stations at all times of the night with her pal/manager person Sam Lutfi, her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived in LA, and rumors of an intervention for her to receive treatment for her bipolar disorder were basically confirmed. However, this was not before more strange nights that featured Spears crying outside of her house for her pap boyfriend Adnan, only to have him show up and be denied entry by the guards under orders from Sam. Both Jamie and Lynne expressed their distaste with Sam, claiming he pressured her to buy a brand new mercedes during this time, and was motivated by “evil”. However, that is the least serious of the accusations that would surface against him in the upcoming days.
During this time, Bitchney was seeing a new psychiatrist, who began treating her for her bipolar disorder. Things came to a head on the 31st though, after family members “barged” into the house, and attempted an intervention, although they could not legally force her to seek help. Things really turned interesting however when the psychiatrist that had been treating her at her house decided she was a threat to herself, and put her on a 5150 hold, which required her to be hospitalized for observation. And as only Bitchney could do it, she went into custody at 4 am in the morning, with an entourage of cops to escort her through the 100+ paparazzi crowd that formed outside her house to the UCLA medical center. Reportedly, the Spears family was against the 5150 hold, but the whole thing was coerced by none other that Lutfi himself, and when a vocal Lynne Spears expressed her disliking of the situation, Bitchney told that old ho to shut up and said she would do what she needed to do! Shockingly, Lynne Spears later rode with Bitchney’s pap boyfriend Adnan to the hospital, so perhaps he is not the scum bag we all assume he is, but I highly doubt that. Once in the hospital, Spears was so uncooperative it took over two hours to try and check her in, as she hurled profanities at staff and accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend, though she did not say who. It also surfaced that Spears was ingesting Adderall and up to ten laxatives a day.
Spears was later classified as a “Grave Danger”, meaning she is incapable of being responsible for the smallest tasks such as feeding herself, or finding shelter, which is one qualification for involuntary commitment. With that classification, her father, Jamie took legal action and a judge granted him, and his lawyer Andrew Wallet as conservators of her estate, giving them the rights to make any decisions for Bitchney, as well as communicate with her doctors and access her medical information. A judge also issued a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, accusing him of harassing Spears. The Spears family also accused Lutfi of drugging Bitchney by tricking her into taking medicine, and grinding pills up for her. The restraining order is only for 22 days, but does maintain that he must not contact any of the Spears family, or come to any location that they are at.
When Spears discovered her father had been pointed conservator, she was royally pissed, and contacted a lawyer, to try and gain back control of her estate and assets in an upcoming court case. It was also brought to the attention of the media that between the time Jamie Spears was appointed cosnervator, and when Bitchney got committed, someone went through her private stuff and valuable items were missing. Also around this time, Spears stay was extended to 14 days from the original 3 for further evaluation.
After trying to condense a weeks worth of Bitchneys crazy shit my fingers are tired and I am going to take a break…but I will be back to update more tonight!!!
Bitchney has been having such a bad week that I thought I would just wait till its over to blog about it, to keep myself from becoming depressed, because, to be honest, this bitch’s life is a mess! After failing to show up for an emergency custody which she requested, she was denied visitation again, even though she asked for medically supervised visits. Then, her buddy Sam Lufti was grilled by the court who wants to know exactly how he knows the unbalanced singer, and where does he get his moolah, and if him and Spears have a monetary agreement with X17 in exchange for photos.
And to complicate things even worse, her “boyfriend” Adnan, has been mia for most of this week, but has been speaking to the media, and getting served up with divorce papers from his wife.
And she has brought back a previously employee, Carla, whom she fired for supposedly talking to the media.
Also, her uncle, William Spears, has started talking to The Sun, spreading stories of teenage alcohol and drug exploits:
He says Brit, 26, started DRINKING when she was a 13-year-old Mickey Mouse Club presenter and dabbled with DRUGS from the age of 14.
After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went wild on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.”
Last but definitely not least, Spears went to an elementary school where she tried to take kids that did not belong to her. Us Magazine reports:
“She was just rambling and confused,” says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’”
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,” says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
And I don’t know, maybe I am just being a softy today, but that last one made me sad. She does need friends, but REAL friends who will tell her straight up that her antics aren’t cute, and who will help her start to live a normal life, instead of relishing in the limelight. But I guess when you have millions of dollars, and are in denial about your life, there are tons of fake friends who will tell you want you want to hear while they ride your coat tails so they can get into a tabloid.
Around the time of the year when you are suppose to be thankful and with your family, Hulk was getting served with divorce papers! Hulk Hogan, who’s legal name is Terry Bollea found out the hard way though when his tranny wife, Linda Bollea, filed the papers last Tuesday:
Reached by phone on Friday night, Terry Bollea said he had no idea his wife had filed for divorce. When informed during the call that the paperwork was submitted on Tuesday, Bollea said politely, “Thank you for the great information,” and hung up.
He called back about five minutes later.
“I’m kind of shocked,” he said. “You caught me off-guard. My wife has been in California for about three weeks. … Holy smokes. Wow, you just knocked the bottom out of me. … I just pulled over to the side of the road for five minutes to find out what was going on here.”
But friends of the family say he shouldn’t be too shocked, because everyone has known it was coming for some time:
Mr. and Mrs. Hulkster have been on the outs since June, and that the divorce filing was not a surprise to the Hogans or people who know the couple. Sources tell TMZ that the couple even filmed part of their reality TV show “Hogan Knows Best” when they were separated. This was a source of problems for production, because they had to play nice while filming scenes together.
My guess is it has something to do with the Hulksters love of painkillers, strippers and Bubba the Love Sponge! And apparently he isn’t too secretive with it either, I hear everyone in Tampa knows about his love for women who are not his wife and prescription drugs!
And just for fun, here is a video of Linda Hogan starring in a dvd titles “Vehicular Lunactics” which shows her actually racing and talking about how much she loves illegal street racing and running from the cops. What a cool mom. Its probably why her son does shit like this.
Because I was suffering a case of BITCHney burnout, but I think I have recovered enough to talk about how she still isn’t fit enough to take care of her kids, TMZ says:
In the order, the Commish wrote that when Britney has the kids, “the environment at the house ranged from chaotic to almost somber with little communication at all.” The Commish also recounts what the parenting coach complained of — that “during all three of my visits, Ms. Spears rarely engaged with the children in either conversation or play.” According to the report, the coach wrote, “It seems that [Britney's] choices are dependent more upon what she wants to do at any given time rather than what would be more enjoyable for the children.” The coach also said Spears seemed to have a “lack of general attention at times” but there was nothing she “would characterize as abusive in a traditional sense.” And then the most damning comment from the parenting coach: “The problem is that unless Ms. Spears realizes the consequences of her behavior and the impact that it has [on] her children, nothing is going to be successful.”
But, I am glad to see that even in what is suppose to be her darkest times, she still has time to go out the bars dressed like an over weight trans gendered zebra cat. And hey, at least she is just neglectful not abusive, right????
In other news, her former assistant has started leaking photos to the press that show a partying, but definitely a better looking Bitchney than what we are used to. Really, these pics are TAME, with nothing shocking whatsoever, which leads me to believe that her former assistant deserves to be cunt punted into next year for being an attention-monger.
Today BITCHney attended a court hearing that she requested to try and get overnight visits with her two children, with the stipulation that her mother could serve as her court appointed monitor. The judge felt inclined to give her more visitation time and is allowing her one night of supervised visits a week. It’s not yet been decided who will be the monitor, but I am sure it won’t be long till we find out if its BITCHney’s mom or someone from the state.
And, I guess with so much important shit going on today, the bitch forgot to put her panties on, and decided to go flashing her kitty cat to the world. Again. So yeah, click for the NSFW image of her gine-steen.
BITCHney had a day full of steps forward for once, and managed to see her kids, supervised of course. She also passed a court ordered drug test, which means she must be clean of most drugs, although some things do pass through the system quickly. TMZ reports:
Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.
It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call “public perception,” Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids. But as one connected source says, “It’s all stabilized and it’s all good.”
Honestly, I think making your YOUNG ass kids wait outside your house for over forty minutes because you don’t want anyone “telling you how to raise your kids” is heinous. I can’t help but think that she is a MEGA CRAZY ASS BITCH!
And as far as her on going legal trouble for a hit and run, sources are reporting:
Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.
Maybe she can just like, give one of her kids to the lady to make up for hitting her car and not leaving a note…oh wait…she can’t because she doesn’t have custody!!! (and thats what I like to call a burn bitches!!)
And since I missed a few posts on what she was up to lately (sorry school has been hectic) here is a brief summary:
She reunited with her mom, and spent some time with her sister where they were attacked by a super bitchy over the top soccer mom who put her hands on Jamie Spears, who rebutted when the lady told her sister she was ruining the neighborhood by telling her “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!” Its really nice to see that is going to be just as classy as her big sis, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on videotape.
And its not over yet…..here is footage of the high school drop out showing of her brain power by smoking at the gas station, while she is at a pump. YAY for smart people!!! You can tell this bitch didn’t need to go and get on of those edjamakashun things.
Well the BITCHney-KFed custody battle began today, and as anyone could expect, shits already hitting the fan! Kevin Federline’s lawyer attempted to bring in a secret witness, who supposedly worked with her after she left rehab, but the judge said they could only consider the witness if he would reveal his identity and file a written declaration. Gloria Allred, who represents the secret witness, had this to say about BITCHney’s lawyers negative response to the yet identified man:
“It appears we hit a raw nerve with Miss Wasser, Britney Spears’ attorney. We think she would like to prevent our client from testifying. Perhaps she has a sense of what he might say.”
I wonder who this secret witness could be? One of her manny’s??? Or Larry Rudolph? And it doesn’t take a genius to figure out why BITCHney’s lawyer wouldn’t want any other witnesses to have to testify. BITCHney’s case is already looking bad enough, they don’t need anymore witnesses lining up to testify against her!
Lindsay’s bodyguard is speaking out, perhaps in defense of Lohan, in a testament defining the abuse and neglect she experienced at a young age, along with the pressure of being the family source of income. Page Six reports:
Once, when Lindsay was 16, Michael flew into a rage while driving and “slammed on the brakes and dragged her out of the car, pushed her up against the hood, screamed at her and called her a slut. This was on the Long Island Expressway! I got in the middle of it and pulled him off.”
Meanwhile, Dina often “let her do whatever she wanted, just to keep her happy and working . . . [At her 16th birthday party] Lindsay drank whatever she wanted - I saw her drinking beer and mixed drinks with my own eyes [without Dina's intervention].”
As Lindsay’s manager, Dina - who was desperate to become a star herself - received 10 percent of her income. “Lindsay was the family cash cow - and she resented it,” Almeida claims. “They counted on her to pay their bills . . . I saw Lindsay exhausted, begging her mother for some time off.”
Young Lindsay’s parents looked the other way as she began a life of boozing, boys and drugs. When she was 15, they allowed her to share a room with her then-14-year-old boyfriend, Aaron Carter, at Loews in Miami Beach. Almeida relates, “They knew Lindsay was sleeping in Aaron’s room. But they seemed happy she had chosen somebody who could benefit her singing career.”
Sure, we are all responsible for our own issues, but after reading this, I know why Lindsay Lohan is the way she is. And maybe I am getting soft, but I actually feel bad for the BITCH, because when has having crazier than bat shit parents ever helped anyone?
In the original divorce settlement KFed and BITCHney were going to be sharing joint custody of the kids, but her recent behaviors have supposedly led KFed to seek full custody. The Scoop reports:
Spears was recently spotted driving with her younger son Jayden facing forward in his car seat, not backward as federal guidelines require. And earlier this month, he was photographed grabbing his mother’s cigarettes. On July 18, she stripped to her skivvies on a beach in front of photographers and reports of bizarre behavior at an OK! magazine shoot have friends seriously worried about the Toxic singer. Spears wants K-Fed to sign a joint custody agreement, but he’s reportedly refused. “Kevin is convinced she’s not fit to raise the kids,” an insider told the mag. “He’s done tolerating her behavior and is gearing up to fight for full custody.”
I say give him a shot! I mean, it’s not like he can do any worse than running around in his drawers in front of the papz while screaming out obscenities and chain smoking/eating. And maybe then the BITCH could go get the serious treatment that she very clearly needs. But I highly doubt it, she seems content with her title of “Queen BITCHney - ruler of all thats trashy”.
No matter what this BITCH says, everyone can sense from a mile away what sister Donna Hogan is trying to do with this book about Anna Nicole! She is a gold digging BITCH and it is pretty obvious from her interviews that she is about as sharp as a marble:
“It pisses me off when people say I’m making money off her. I was offered fortunes to tell on her. I was there when she did liposuction in the ’90s. I have pictures of her lipo. Even though I needed money bad, I never sold her out.”
When asked about why she wrote the book and why it went against her sister:
“Because I was hurt. Because it’s closure for me. Because now she’s gone, and things about her upsetted me. She was selfish. I always respected her, and she always disrespected me. I was struggling. I had to live in a shelter to protect my three kids and I never asked her for nothing. She had four houses and never offered me one to stay in. I bought her a Marilyn Monroe doll and she never bought me a thing. She’d take people who worked for her on shopping sprees to Rodeo Drive and never bring my kids anything.
She never once offered me money. Except to try and take my little girl from me. See, even after she had Danny she wanted a girl child desperately. She offered me thousands, but only if I’d give up my baby daughter to her which, of course, I wouldn’t.”
On what they had in common:
“Well, yeah, I’ve done drugs . . . we’ve both had a wild crazy life . . . both had affairs with women . . . three-way sex . . . kids without husbands . . . and I’m now kind of living with someone . . . And, like her, I worked gentlemen’s clubs. I waitressed. There’s perverts who just want you to get drunk with them. So I’d sit and drink. You could make $2,000 a night.
Someone needs to do the world a favor and just choke this BITCH out! She really is nothing more than parasitic scum, and I really hope she gets bad karma for writing such a nasty book with the intent of getting rich off of it.
Seems like all rehab did for Britney Spears is make her one bitter BITCH! MSNBC reports:
“The singer, who once was so close to Lynne Spears that she co-wrote a book with her and gushed that her mom was her best friend, is so furious with the woman that she refused to visit her in the hospital on Mother’s Day, according to several reports.
“Britney has cut off all communication with her mom,” a “friend” of the 25-year-old singer told the National Enquirer. “She’s gone from calling Lynne ten times a day to flat-out refusing to speak to her.””
Poor little BITCHney, lets hope she can get her shit together and find some type of balance in her life, because calling your mom ten times a day isnt healthy but neither is ignoring her altogether, especially when she is sick!
“When Larry Rudolph talked Britney into going into rehab, he was doing what her mother, father and team of professionals with over 100 years of experience knew needed to be done. She was out of control. Larry was the one chosen by the team to roll up his sleeves and deliver the message, to help save her life. The Spears family would like to publicly apologize to Larry for our daughter’s statements about him over the past few weeks. Unfortunately, she blames him and her family for where she is at today with her kids and career. Larry has always been there for Britney. For this, we will forever be grateful to him.”
The starlet released her own statement:
“I am praying for my father. We have never had a good relationship. It’s sad that all the men that have been in my life do not know how to accept a real woman’s love. I am concentrating on my work and my life right now.”
I happen to know someone myself, who when relationships fail say that it is everyone else’s fault, and guess what??? It NEVER is.
Her saying this about her father and manager who got the BITCH the help she really needed really proves what a BITCH she is.
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