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Paris Hilton launches booze line amongst fake charity work

Monday, December 17th, 2007

Paris Hilton just loves to booze and be naked

You would think Paris Hilton learned from her DUI and stint in jail, but apparently not. The self proclaimed non-drinker launched her own line of canned sparkling wine, which just has CLASSY written all over it. In fact, its the same trashy drink that got her booted from Oktoberfest.

Then, on top of it all, she posed in nothing but gold body paint for the Rich Water Foundation, which focuses on outsourcing water from glaciers to places where they are suffering from drought. Which is nice, if you hate the environment!

Outsourcing water from glaciers is not only expensive, its impractical! It is cheaper to set up filtration for oceanic water, plus, oceans cover most of the planet, while glaciers happen to be in the most cold, hard to reach places. Plus, with glacier depletion rapidly increasing, the last thing we need to go and do is source water from a place that is practically untouched by man and is already suffering from global warming.

But I will give her some props for bringing any attention to the water shortage problems, even if it seems like the bitch is only there for bringing attention once again to her naked body and booze problems.

Paris Hilton just loves to booze and be naked 2

Really now, does anyone take this bitch seriously at all anymore?

Tuesday, October 9th, 2007

Paris Hilton wearing a green see through shirt edit

Paris Hilton is getting old, and desperate from the looks of these pics. Actually, she is not even Paris Hilton anymore, she is a joke of a joke, of a joke of herself. And while I do agree its sexist and wrong that its against the law for women to walk around without a shirt on, I think women who would choose to go topless would probably be attention whores, or just whores, and Paris just so happens to be both.

NSFW image of Paris Hilton impersonating Billy Joel and showing off her nipples after jump!

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Hayden Panetteire is NOT holding a dildo

Friday, August 3rd, 2007

Hayden Panettiere is not holding a dildo Hayden Panettiere is holding perfume

Perez Hilton posted the picture of Hayden holding a dildo, but what he fails to mention is that its a nothing but a fake!!! Just like him!!!!

Perez Hilton likes to post fake pictures of celebrities and pretend they are
real because _______.





 






 
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