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Lindsay Lohan gets drunk and passes out the day after being arrested for a DUI

Monday, May 28th, 2007

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I foresee some awesome THS coming up on this BITCH! She is spiraling out of control with drugs and booze, and she isn’t even 21 yet! X17online caught the wild red head passed out in the front seat of friend, and fellow user, Samantha Ronson’s car the very next night after she got arrested for suspicion of drunk driving. I wonder if this is how messed up she was when she was driving the other night???

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Lindsay Lohan arrested after drunk, coke filled night ended with a car crash!

Sunday, May 27th, 2007

Lindsay Lohan is a coke whore

We all know this BITCH loves to drink and drug, but she was officially busted for it, when after a late night of partying at club Les Deux, the drugged starlet hit a curb with her Mercedes, receiving minor injuries to her chest at 5:30 AM. She and her friends left the scene, and the car, and she almost got away, but a nosy neighbor placed a 911 call about a car that had been in an accident. By the time cops tracked Lohan down, she was being treated at a hospital, and it was there she was placed under arrest.

What really makes the case an issue for Lohan is the fact that the star had a good amount of cocaine stashed in the the car, which is really no surprise since video stills of the star snorting coke in a bathroom were leaked by a friend recently.

Another key point of interest is the fact that Lohan is only 20, and can’t even legally drink yet! This arrest is sure to put a damper on her upcoming 21st birthday party, which was suppose to be sponsored by Svedka vodka. Due to the bad publicity Lohan has brought onto herself, however, they were forced to reevaluate their sponsorship and decided against sponsoring the coke BITCH’s birthday.

The really sad part about all this is the fact that she had the chance to ditch her drugs before the cops even came, but she was too dumb to even think of that and just left them at the scene of an accident. What a dumb little drugged up BITCH! Perhaps she can share a cell with Paris! Possible charges she could face include DUI, fleeing the scene of an accident, drug possession and underaged drinking!

Scott Stapp, former lead singer of Creed arrested for domestic abuse.

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

Scott Stapp likes to kiss himself

Former lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp was arrested Tuesday following a frantic 911 called placed by his wife, were she alleged that he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head when she asked him if he was on drugs after coming home at 8 in the morning. This is not the first time the lame rocker has battled with his personal demons, he has continually battled with alcohol and violence in his past. For real though, Creed was never cool and neither was this guy and he was probably upset because no one recognizes him or cares anymore.

Rehabbed Lindsay Lohan gets Svedka Vodka to sponser her 21st birthday!

Wednesday, May 23rd, 2007

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Wow, is it me or is she the best recovered alcoholic ever! I mean, this week she was spotted drinking vodka straight out of the bottle, and now a vodka company is her official sponsor! But really, I don’t think this is what the people down at the AA center meant when they told her she needed a drinking sponsor.

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Courtney Love looks freaking insane, wears dress five sizes to small.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.

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NSFW: Mischa Barton has a whole boob slip!

Friday, May 18th, 2007

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In true fashion of Tara Reid, Mischa Barton let her whole boob fall out of her shirt! Most people only have a quick flash of a nip slip, but really, this boob was like blowing in the breeze for a while before she noticed.

I just don’t understand why these BITCHES don’t use invisible tape, it is SOOO unnoticeable, and then their tata’s wouldn’t be making public appearances.

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Lindsay Lohan has nip slip at the beach!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!

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Busta Rhymes BUSTED on dui charge

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Busta Rhymes is fine

Okay, this story totally stinks to me. I have a hard time believing that the only reason these po daddy’s pulled him over was solely because his windows were too dark. And to me, if he was driving drunk they should have been able to pull him over for reckless driving or swerving or something.

But if he was driving drunk, shame shame shame, it is all to easy to get a ride somewhere with someone who hasn’t been drinking.