You might remember Nick Hogan almost killing his friend, John Graziano, in a street racing accident, which has left his friend in a hospital for months now, and resulted in having part of his freaking brain removed, as well as Nick gathering several criminal charges, including a minor driving under the inlfuence:
The suit will seek damages in the millions, said attorney George Tragos, but the exact amount is not known because it remains unclear how expensive Graziano’s care will be. Tragos said the former Marine’s medical bills already exceed $1 million. Lawyers today said that a portion of Graziano’s frontal lobe had to be removed because of the crash. He is in a “semi-conscious” state and responds to certain stimuli like heat and touch, lawyers said.
And you know what I have to say about this??? HAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HA HA! Thats what happens when rich parents let their douchebag kids drive around in Vipers and call themselves “racers”. And its not that I dislike the Hogans, I watch that stupid effing show every week when its on, but this is a lesson to parents everywhere, and a lesson to dumbass boys who think they are hotshit in their little souped up cars. Plus stunt 101ing like that is so fucking lame now, now its all about driving luxury cars and having NICE shit, instead of a viper covered in pathetic racing company stickers.
After leaving rehab after a measly ten days, rumors are running wild about Amy Winehouse getting back to business. And by business, I mean crack, heroine and booze. I don’t know what the bitch was thinking, 10 days in rehab isn’t even long enough to break a cigarette addiction, much less someone as sick as her!
What this bitch needs to do is take her skinny, singing ass back to rehab, and check in for a good six months of inpatient treatment before she ends up deader than dead. And I don’t mean that rudely, I freaking LOVE Amy Winehouse and truly wish she gets better, but its the truth! The bitch is a complete mess and a half. You can already tell a difference from the pics of her just leaving rehab after the 10 days, and now(note the meth scratched arms). So SAD!
Today, Barron Hilton, better known as Paris Hilton’s 18 year old brother, was arrested today for DRUNK DRIVING! Barron was arrested around 8:30 this morning at a 76 gas station. While driving recklessly through the parking lot he allegedly struck an employee named Fernando in the leg with his black Mercedes, leaving him with bruises, and although he remained at work, he gave this recount of the mornings happenings, according to TMZ:
Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.
Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.
Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.
According to a Sheriff’s Department press release, a female in Barron’s car may have been driving at the time of the collision, and then Barron took the wheel.
Barron managed to clock in at a .14, which is nearly double the legal .08 limit - for 21 year olds, but the fact that he is only 18 means no matter what he blew, he was going to get a DUI.
He is currently still being held on $20,000 bail, which sister Paris refused to pay when she received a call from him this morning. Although still incarcerated, he is expected to be released from the Lost Hills Sheriff’s Station any minute.
If ANYONE says they were surprised by this, they must be a tard because, apparently, this family is looser with the booze than an alcoholic on New Years. These Hilton heirs are nothing short of spoiled, self centered failures(as people of course, because, somethafuckhow these idiots manage to keep raking in the money on the business side of things).
UPDATE Barrons friends showed up to bail him out, expecting to only pay 10% of the bail, but the idiots didn’t realize they needed to take that money to a bondsmen, NOT to the jail itself. What a bunch of rich twerps. So probably after all this bullshitting, he will be out soon.
UPDATE 2 Barron just made bail and has officially left lockdown. I just can’t wait to start hearing the spins and bullshit apologies that are sure to come!
Page Six has reported that Amy Winehouse, who is already looking MUCH improved from the week off the crack pipe, is moving in with none other than the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Most people might think this would be a move in the wrong direction, but it does seem that Kelly Osbourne tries to be a good friend to Winehouse, and the entire family has been through rehab so I think its safe to say that they have had quite a lot of experience when it comes to kicking drug habits.
Plus, anytime you can see someone who is so far gone from drug usage such as Ozzy, who is only 59, its a good reminder to set the booze, pills and dope down.
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I totally forgot to add that she was denied a visa to come to the United States and perform at the Grammy’s, but that she will still perform via satellite. And she was chosen to perform the new James Bond song. The perpetual boozer had this to say:
“I’m raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards,” Winehouse said in a statement released Friday.
“I’d like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I’m really sorry I can’t be there but I appreciate that I’m being given a second chance via satellite,” said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.
In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. “She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best,” says the rep.
After doing his time for multiple DUI infarctions, Kiefer was released from Glendale City jail, after spending 48 days there. Page Six reports:
Kiefer was driven away by his publicist under a police escort out the back of the Glendale City Jail an insider exclusively told PageSix.com. Our law enforcement sources also tells us that, “Kiefer is very excited to leave the jail and return to the safe and warm confines of his home. Kiefer was the model inmate while he served his time, and jokingly told jail staff that he won’t be doing any laundry anytime soon as he was relegated to endless hours of fluff and fold.”
We are also told by our insider that Kiefer is looking forward “to some real food, and he never wants to see another bologna sandwich ever again.”
And he didn’t even turn into a publicity whore like Paris Hilton? Thats amazing. But really, lets hope he doesn’t keep boozing and driving because that is a real dickhead thing to do, especially when you have been caught doing it like a million times (okay only like four, but thats closer to a million than not)
It has FINALLY happened! Proof in the form of a video shows Lindsay Lohan demonstrating how to clean the inside of a champagne bottle out on New Years, which I guess is somewhat shocking because she has been “sober” for like a whole two months now. And by sober, I mean, she hasn’t been caught knocking the bottles back, at least until now. I would say I am worried for her, but I would be lying because I really want to see this bitch drunk and crazy driving down the highway chasing people again, because, thats the Lohan I love.And in other news, she is still apparently a fiend for the cock, because shortly after meeting an Italian guy named Alessandro diNunzio, she was locking lips in public and then photographed in just a tshirt on a balcony with him the next day and now he is selling his story to the tabloids:
Lindsay, 21, threw herself at stunned stranger Alessandro diNunzio in a bar at the Capri Film Festival.
First she invited him to a gala dinner and DEMANDED he kiss her. Then she led him back to her hotel room and treated him to a night of naked red-hot lust.
Suddenly, in mid-conversation, Lindsay jumped off the bed. Alessandro said: “She stripped off completely naked, without any embarrassment at all.
“She was wearing mismatched under-wear—a black bra with emerald green French knickers. But they came off too. Naked, she took my breath away. Lindsay is stunning. Her body is absolutely perfect. Flawless.
“He grinned: “Lindsay was very, very good and surprisingly experienced. She wanted to do everything, every position. She was extremely flexible and adventurous.”
Once again, nothing shocking here other than the fact that the guy is incredibly dough-y and is showing off his tummy pouch with a lovely flannel shirt unbuttoned to let us see the jiggle, and fur, in all its disturbing glory.
Everyone’s favorite boozer and coker, Amy Winehouse, is reaching new lows by the day, and with a public letter from her mom that addresses her downfall over the last year, along with pictures of her walking around with a coke swiped sleeve really demonstrate the struggle that she is facing.
And I think this is a good example of someone who actually NEEDS rehab, unlike all these other “stars” (I use that term loosely) who use rehab as a publicity stunt to thwart a negative media image.
Read the LONG letter written by Amy’s mom after the jump.
EDIT: Amy Winehouse is a could be a great performer!
But the bitch is on WAAAAAAAY too much booze and coke, evidenced by this shit performance at the MTV Europe awards.
And on second thought, maybe the bitch was just too sober??? They should have given her five more shots of jack too see what would happen, it could only have been awesomeness disguised as the fug monster we call Amy Winehouse!!!
Like really drunk. So drunk in fact he reportedly blew double the 0.08 limit for a DUI when he got stopped at 1:35 AM. Bet it will take him more than 24 hours to sober up and deal with the fact he is a moron. AND its his second DUI in five years, so he might have time to think about the countless number of lives he put at risk in the now two times he has gotten a DUI while he is in jail. And honestly, if he has been caught twice, how often is this douche driving around drunk?
But way to go Kiefer, really, WAY TO GO! Because you really stand out from the other trash celebrities who get popped right and left for boozing and driving. Oh wait…..
And just for fun here is a drunken montage of Kiefer, doing what he apparently does best, which is getting wasted!
So yeah, Oktoberfest goes down every year in Germany, and basically the goal is to get as wasted as possible and be a drunken mess, but even drunken messes have their limit, and the one thing that they don’t want is a cheap whore that drinks canned wine. Cheap whore being synonymous with Paris Hilton that is. E! Online reports:
Munich locals complained that their annual bender was “selling out” by having celebs shill during the big swill. But probably the key reason for banning Paris was that last year she was pimping her own brand of canned wine. For Bavarian beer snobs, canned beer is blasphemy, canned wine an abomination.
But really, lets take a second and look at what Paris accomplished, because getting banned from Oktoberfest would be like getting banned from Mardi Gras, it just don’t happen, especially when you are a blonde bitch who likes to get naked and flash their cash and prizes to anyone with a camera.
Charity worker of the year Paris! Like, they need to make an award, like in her honor, you know? Like, for people who do a lot of good stuff, like opening a mens shelter in their vagina. She is just so honorable, and nice, and good willed that its like embarrassing to be not like her. But not everyone can host up to 30 men in their smelly box like Paris can. Next time you donate some canned goods, think about the people out there like Paris, who just continually sacrifice their vaginas for the good of man kind.
With as much shit as I give BITCHney Spears, I was really hoping she would wow us at the VMA’s, but the BITCH didn’t! In fact, it was HORRIBLE. I have seen strippers put more thought into their stage show than BITCHney. And already the story is being turned around. Because, you know, its definitely not HER fault that her show sucked so bad, and here are the many, many excuses her and her few remaining fans have come up with:
1. Sarah Silverman - supposedly BITCHney heard her practicing her routine, specifically the part where she says that BITCHney’s kids are the “cutest mistakes” and said they were as cute as the vayjayjay that they came out of, and this threw BITCHney off her game. But, funny BITCH and awesome person altogether, Sarah Silverman denied BITCHney could have even heard it, because she never rehearsed any of her jokes there, and she went on after BITCHney committed career suicide.
2. Her Manager - Its the same guy responsible for driving Kelly Clarkson’s newest album straight into the ground.
3. MTV - They didn’t let her do her original show that included Criss Angel helping plan it, so she wasn’t very enthusiastic about and just didn’t try hard.
4. Her Booze - During rehearsals the drunk BITCH was drinking margaritas, and went out clubbing the night before, and the night after.
The only one of those options that make any type of sense at all is number 4, but I am pretty sure thats not right either because booze makes people dance like assholes, not brain dead slut moms. I think it more likely is a heavy dose of xanax and paxil mixed with booze that made her seem so dumb. OR….maybe she is just the dumb redneck BITCH we all thought she turned into.
And if you want a REALLY good laugh, just head over to BITCHney Spears fansite, BreatheHeavy.com, and read all these idiot-tards supporting BITCHney and hating on Sarah Silverman. Then I recommend you sign up and tell them why it was all BITCHney’s fault that she sucked.
Ohh, and if you really thought BITCHney’s crotch shots were all accidents, well she flashed it again after the VMA’s, in what I am guessing is, a pathetic cheap shot at getting attention.
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After the jump is the semi-NSFW pic of BITCHney flashing her beaver!!! (more…)
When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good!
Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes)
But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed.
And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good.
p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones!
UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Do you all remember that womens housing Paris was going to build for people recently released from jail????? Well, this has NOTHING to do with that, probably because the BITCH hasn’t mentioned it since her interview, but what she did do since her interview was go to the bars, dance on the couches and smoke some greenery, Page Six and People report:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,”
Was anyone surprised reading this? I know I wasn’t!!! But what did surprise me is her giant, stuffed cleavage. We all saw pics of the BITCH in Hawaii, and to put it kindly….THE BITCH IS FLAT!!! So she must have a super-gravity-defying-boob-creating bra ever.
I would also like to point out the fact that her nose job turned out nicely, its so much more BITCH instead of WITCH now. I can’t say the same about those fug ass lace gloves she is wearing.
And in even more SHOCKING news Paris has officially spread herpes to the world!!! I knew we shouldn’t have let the BITCH go to Hawaii!!! Read Here…
Wow, after watching that interview last night I am surprised I still have brain cells that are choosing to operate. I know it HAD to be Larry Kings low point in life, and I couldn’t help but laugh when they would show the upcoming Thursday show, which features Colin Powell with the title of “The state of the US and world”, which is much better suited for Larry King programming. Its hilarious to me that they would even invite her on the show, and you think with 23 days to prepare Hilton would have something smart to say, but nope, nothing. In fact I only heard LIES and dumb shit. Like when asked about what she disliked the most about herself and she answered “When I am nervous my voice gets really high.” Thats deep, REALLY deep, and honest to god she said it with a straight face. I think that alone is a testament to how much the BITCH has changed. When asked if she has ever used drugs or been addicted to drugs, she said no of course, but we all know thats a lie, as you can see in these lovely videos:
What I dont understand is why Larry let her get away with so much…like when she denied doing drugs, why didn’t he just play these videos? I mean, its not like I have exclusive rights to these, they are pretty much all over the freaking internet. I would like to think Larry knew this interview was a gimmick and didn’t put to much into it, but come on, the guy kept saying ADT instead of ADD. And I almost choked on a taquito when I heard her say that her favorite subject is creative writing, since she is a drop out and her heiress book says intelligent things like “never wake up before 10″, and her notes from jail sounded like a bad philosophy paper by a third grader who thinks philosophy is a company owned by Pillsbury. With written work like that though, the BITCH might just be our modern day Dr. Seuss!!!
If you have some extra time and would like some good laughs I have the entire Larry King show with Paris after the jump! (more…)
Australia has officially kicked John Stamos a.k.a. Uncle Jesse out of the country after he did two media appearances while being completely smashed. Rumor is that he spent a lot of time at a strip club in Sydney the night before, hence the hungover hobo look. He already admitted to being jet lagged and drunk, but with excuses like that he might end up in rehab. And while its pretty crazy to see Uncle Jesse plastered, its even crazier that you can actually be kicked out of a country for being too drunk during interviews.
And this just taught me how to travel the world by simply buying one way tickets: I will just travel to my place of interest and enjoy my stay, then when I am ready to come home I just need to convince someone that I am somebody they should interview, get wasted, do the interview and BAM! I’m on my way home, with money in my pocket! BOOYAH BITCHES!
It has been confirmed that Lindsay Blowhan’s lesbian knife partner from these pictures is none other than Vanessa Minnillo, you know, Nick Lachey’s main BITCH! I am sure he is not going to be pleased with these though, mainly because he is like really old and really, really boring. It makes you wonder if she parties Blowhan style with coke and pills….I bet she does!!
These pictures, taken between her visits to rehab only prove that Lindsay Blowhan is just as out of control as we all thought! With rampant rumors of lesbian lovers and self injury however, these pictures do look awfully incriminating. Let’s hope the ladies at least used the saran wrap technique, because we all know Lohan likes to get around.
DAMN!!! That car got fucked up! I like how Lindsay Blowhans first reaction was to run out of the car, you know, instead of backing it off the sidewalk like any person with two brain cells would do. But in her coked up state she probably thought she was parked in front of the 4 seasons or at her dealers house. The real issue I have with this video isn’t with the crazy coked up BITCH behind the wheel driving, its her loser ass friends! No wonder her life, and career, are both going down the drain. I think Paris Hilton was a better influence on her than these scummy looking fake emo’s.
After wrecking her mercedes(which cocaine was found in) and tabloid pictures showing the star barely able to walk, Lindsay Lohan has decided to check into the Promises Rehab center. This has been a long time coming, and hopefully, unlike her last visit to rehab, she will be able to find the help she needs. TMZ reports:
“TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday. Sources tell TMZ this is “a serious medical treatment program,” not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past. We’re told Lohan will be a resident at the facility, possibly for 30 days, but her outpatient treatment will last much longer.”
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