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Cop calls 911 after eating pot brownies, thinks he is dying.

Monday, May 14th, 2007

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen today!!! My favorite quotes from 911 call:

“I think we’re dead. I really do.”

“Whats the score on the Red Wings game?”

“My wife and I did, Cuba, come here?”

So wtf, is his wife’s name Cuba?

Lindsay Lohan has nip slip at the beach!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!

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Tom Sizemore relapses and is arrested with two bags of crystal meth

Tuesday, May 8th, 2007

Tom Sizemore arrested

Tom Sizemore, who is most recently famous for his crappy reality show that was suppose to be about him overcoming his addictions to be able to work in Hollywood was arrested with 2 bags of crystal meth and pipes! What sucks for him is that, unlike Paris Hilton, getting busted wasn’t his fault! His dumb ass friend started to fight with the desk clerk at a Four Season Hotel about reservations, so the police were called. Sizemore’s pseudo friend was found to be in possession of a narcotics pipe and on probation then snitched Tom out who was waiting in his car in the parking lot. When police went to talk to him they discovered he was in possession of 2 bags of methamphetamines and even more pipes. Sizemore is also currently on probation.

I actually feel bad for this guy for some reason, you can really tell he struggles with addiction problems. But boy do I feel like a dumb BITCH for actually thinking he was sober after watching his show.

Paris Hilton smokes a joint and violates probation AGAIN

Monday, May 7th, 2007

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This picture was taken at Coachella….lets just hope drug testing is not part of her probation!

Video stills of Lindsay Lohan snorting cocaine in a public bathroom!

Monday, May 7th, 2007

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Uhmm, I guess on the upside its not crack……YET!!!

Here is what the “caring” friend who leaked the video of Lohan said about her:

“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”

Andy Dick gets caught putting powder up his nose!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Andy Dick snorting cocaine

This is about as surprising as Paris Hilton flashing her vag, but Andy Dick did get caught with his giant jew nose in a bunch of white powder. And if anyone tries to defend these pictures and say its something else they are f-ing liars! What I am really shocked about is the fact that this unemployed bum could even buy some drugs. He probably had to hook for the money to buy it.

Fergie entereing rehab? That druggie bitch!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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Is Fergie about to check herself into rehab? I wouldn’t doubt it, she looks ROUGH, maybe the former meth user has had a relapse! I wouldn’t be suprised at all! But what did surprise me is that she was looking into a Jewish rehab, I didn’t know this BITCH was Jewish, I couldn’t even see her horns!

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Jason Wahler from The Hills is spiraling out of control!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Jason Wahler playing Russian Roulette

US Weekly published the pictures of the rich boy partying, and playing russian roulette.

Honestly, if there would have been a bullet in the gun when he pulled the trigger the world would be a better place. I cant stand this racists, homophobic pretty rich boy BITCH at all.

Lohan interview…she must STILL be on drugs.

Monday, April 16th, 2007

This is the interview Lindsay did recently with her blackberry. First off, Blackberry’s suck and are way over rated….just like Lohan! But really, the interview takes shape when matched with a video.

I dare you to try and watch the whole thing, its painfully dumb.

Is this BITCH on drugs???

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Joe Francis was really thirsty

Friday, April 13th, 2007

Joe Francis Mug Shot

So thirsty he tried to bribe a guard with $100 dollars for a bottle of water. Then the guard, obviously not seeing his chance at profit, reported him which led to a search of his cell. Which apparently had more pills in it than Anna Nicole, including sleeping medicine and anti anxiety pills.

If I was a little piece of rich, white meat like him I probably have smuggled in some date rape drugs, that way the jail rapes could be forgotten easier.

He know faces a charge of bribing a public servant, three counts of possessing a controlled substance and five counts of introducing contraband into a detention facility.

Get use to jail BITCH!

Kate Moss and Pete On Some Other Shit!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

Kate Moss hangs out of window with Pete Doherty

These weirdo’s are crazy, you will never find me hanging out of a window while a coked up dough boy sings over me with a guitar with lame people keeping me from plummeting to my death.

All around the world junkies are just wishing Kate and Pete would share some of their stash with them. They got the good shit apparently!

Kate Moss Engaged to Crack Head!

Thursday, April 12th, 2007

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Kate Moss and Pete Doherty confirmed their engagement last night, when Pete dedicated a song to “Kate….Yes, to my beautiful fiancee” . Later he was joined on stage when Kate sang her small part in a song, and she was wearing an engagement ring.

I am just hoping for an invite to the wedding, you know that reception is going to have some crazy shit going on. BITCH get at me!!

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Have you ever watched “Bring It On”? Have you ever watched it high???

Monday, April 9th, 2007

Kirsten Dunst with flowers

Those flowers are not the only plant Kirsten Dunst has been touching…or inhaling for that matter!!! When asked about drinking and drugging this is what she said:

“I drink moderately. I’ve tried drugs. I do like weed. I have a different outlook on marijuana than America does. My best friend Sasha’s dad was Carl Sagan, the astronomer. He was the biggest pot smoker in the world and he was a genius… I’ve never been a major smoker, but I think America’s view on weed is ridiculous. I mean - are you kidding me? If everyone smoked weed, the world would be a better place… I’m not talking about being stoned all day, though. I think if it’s not used properly, it can hamper your creativity and close you up inside.”

Anna’s Private Diaries

Friday, April 6th, 2007

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Two diaries written by Anna Nicole have emerged, emphasizing the tragic blonde’s lifestlye, and providing fans with an insight into her turmoiled filled life. The saddest part about it all is the inscription on the inside cover of one, “This diary belongs to Vickie Smith(Anna’s real name). Do Not Read!”, and yet these will be going up for public auction along with many other personal items.

June 11, 1992
“It was a okay day…..I had lunch with Howard. Someone ran over my cat yesterday. I was real sad. Clay came over last nite and gave me some sleeping pills.”


June 13, 1992

She wrote she was hungover and stayed home to watch a movie, and that she “Took a Zandrex!”

Zantrex is a weightloss pill.

August 16, 1992

“I’ve been really stressed out lately and depressed and I can’t quit eating. I feel like a pig,”


June 23, 1992

“O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I’m gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot…..”I’m so excited!! This could be it. :):):):):)”

June 25, 1992
In reference to spending $3000 on new clothes at Neiman Marcus:

“I’m so happy they look great….I hope it empresses Paul Marsiano . . . I’m starving!! I’ve been starving myself.”

On her Oil Tycoon husband:

“Howard has been buying me som jewelry but he calls me 15 or 20 times a day it drives me crazy. I love him but he aggravates me somtimes,”

and in the same entry:

“I don’t no what to do about Paul hes strange guy. I hate for men to want sex all the time.”

“Chow!”

“Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break”
“If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I’ll do. I want each hour to comfort him with medicines and prayers.”

“I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care.”

Keith used Dad as Drug!

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

Keith Richards

Keith Richard spilled the following bit in a NME interview:

“The strangest thing I’ve tried to snort? My father. I snorted my father. He was cremated and I couldn’t resist grinding him up with a little bit of blow. My dad wouldn’t have cared. It went down pretty well, and I’m still alive.”

I am sure this isn’t too shocking to anyone, but FFS if my parents are cremated, I’m not even gonna look in the jar.

Kate Moss and Pete Doherty make music video

Tuesday, April 3rd, 2007

This has to be one of the lamest self made music videos ever.

WTF, did they spend the music video budget on coke?