I am not sure if I even want to go on record as recognizing the fact that this BITCH has entered rehab, because last time when I did, she was out like a week later road raging while snorting lines. But, according to the Insider, yes, it is true, Lindsay BLOWhan entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah, where other celebs, like the Hasselhoff and Mary Kate Olsen, have also sought treatment. The expensive center($30,000+), which offers 16 private rooms which have a jacuzzi, fireplace and a spectacular view make it sound more like a hotel than a rehab.
This will be the THIRD rehab center she has entered this year, first being Wonderland, then Promises. Lets hope the third time is a charm for our favorite coke head! And I really mean that, no matter how dumb or screwed up her actions have been, you always have to recognize when someone is attempting to do whats right (EVEN if you think they are not taking it serious.).
And its definitely not rehab!!! Lohan was spotted training for, believe it or not, another movie role. And while this BITCH might be a train wreck in action, she somehow manages to look stunning. But I guess when you are doing so much coke you don’t have to sleep you have some extra time to get ready.
When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good!
Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes)
But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed.
And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good.
p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones!
UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
Page Six printed a not so blind item today, so lets see if y’all can guess who it is:
Which hard-partying starlet has figured out a way to get high while wearing an alcohol-monitoring anklet? She was asking where she could score some Ecstasy at a Vegas club the other night…
Hmm if that wasn’t obvious enough my BITCH nuggets, maybe these photo’s will help a little bit. And if you still don’t know who it is after this, GTFO right now.
As much as I love posting stories about coke binges and car crashes, I really hope this isn’t true. She needs to get her shit together, and until I heard this I thought the BITCH was doing great, but maybe not….
Do you all remember that womens housing Paris was going to build for people recently released from jail????? Well, this has NOTHING to do with that, probably because the BITCH hasn’t mentioned it since her interview, but what she did do since her interview was go to the bars, dance on the couches and smoke some greenery, Page Six and People report:
“Paris was super happy and full of smiles,” says one clubgoer. “She was laughing, having fun, drinking, dancing, singing along to songs, talking to everyone and hugging all the girls at her table.”
“She took a huge puff off of a joint, then opened the door and exhaled the pot smoke basically in my face,”
Was anyone surprised reading this? I know I wasn’t!!! But what did surprise me is her giant, stuffed cleavage. We all saw pics of the BITCH in Hawaii, and to put it kindly….THE BITCH IS FLAT!!! So she must have a super-gravity-defying-boob-creating bra ever.
I would also like to point out the fact that her nose job turned out nicely, its so much more BITCH instead of WITCH now. I can’t say the same about those fug ass lace gloves she is wearing.
And in even more SHOCKING news Paris has officially spread herpes to the world!!! I knew we shouldn’t have let the BITCH go to Hawaii!!! Read Here…
Wow, after watching that interview last night I am surprised I still have brain cells that are choosing to operate. I know it HAD to be Larry Kings low point in life, and I couldn’t help but laugh when they would show the upcoming Thursday show, which features Colin Powell with the title of “The state of the US and world”, which is much better suited for Larry King programming. Its hilarious to me that they would even invite her on the show, and you think with 23 days to prepare Hilton would have something smart to say, but nope, nothing. In fact I only heard LIES and dumb shit. Like when asked about what she disliked the most about herself and she answered “When I am nervous my voice gets really high.” Thats deep, REALLY deep, and honest to god she said it with a straight face. I think that alone is a testament to how much the BITCH has changed. When asked if she has ever used drugs or been addicted to drugs, she said no of course, but we all know thats a lie, as you can see in these lovely videos:
What I dont understand is why Larry let her get away with so much…like when she denied doing drugs, why didn’t he just play these videos? I mean, its not like I have exclusive rights to these, they are pretty much all over the freaking internet. I would like to think Larry knew this interview was a gimmick and didn’t put to much into it, but come on, the guy kept saying ADT instead of ADD. And I almost choked on a taquito when I heard her say that her favorite subject is creative writing, since she is a drop out and her heiress book says intelligent things like “never wake up before 10″, and her notes from jail sounded like a bad philosophy paper by a third grader who thinks philosophy is a company owned by Pillsbury. With written work like that though, the BITCH might just be our modern day Dr. Seuss!!!
If you have some extra time and would like some good laughs I have the entire Larry King show with Paris after the jump! (more…)
Despite rumors and promotion of a wild Las Vegas 21st birthday party Lindsay BLOWan has decided to extend her stay at the Promises treatment center and forgo her birthday bash. It is reported that she has decided to stay, and see if Lindsay Lohan will come back and replace the junkie monster that has taken over her body. Bad news is that if the junkie monster isn’t out by her 21st bday she will be forced to live the life of a wild drug/sex addict and hang out with shitty deejays forever!!!
If she is really taking things as seriously as it seems then she is back on the road to recovery and I really hope her the best in getting things sorted out! If not, I am going to have to really work on better insults…I dont know how long junkie monster can work for me.
Last night Paris Hilton was transferred out of the Medical ward at the Twin Towers Jail back to Lynwood, where she spent her first couple of days before her short lived release. I guess she either got so medicated she forgot to keep acting crazy to stay there, or they have decided to wrap her in saran wrap so her herpes dont pose a risk of contaminating the jail and all within!
According to sources within the jail, Paris Hilton was not to happy when she had to be recuffed and transferred to the place where she reportedly almost suffered a nervous breakdown, saying:
“To describe Paris as emotionally upset would be an understatement.”
TMZ is already predicting that the heiress will soon be back at the medical unit:
But our source is doubtful and says she “will not be able to handle” the cell she was in before. We’re told the root of the problem is severe panic attacks.
That source and someone connected with Paris’ family tells TMZ they are convinced she’ll be back at Twin Towers in a few days because she will deteriorate again.
So I am sure there will be some breaking news of Paris having a panic attack, because according to her while she is in jail she feels like she in a cage….with profound statements like that, this BITCH just might be the Socrates of our time.
Fortunately for her, the BITCH is still in the medical clinic at Lynwood, not her solitary cell, and will reportedly still get her Xanax that she is addicted to. But I am sure as long as she keeps getting her drug of choice on time, she wont go through withdrawals and might actually make it to her freedom day of June 25th.
Considering she has wrecked her car while all hopped up on cocaine and been in rehab twice now, we should all know that the BITCH is out of control. Her former bodyguard adds fuel to the fire though with comments he made to News of the World about her partying habits:
“I have looked after some of the wildest stars in Hollywood — but never anyone as out of control as Lindsay is. She had a total death wish and took more drugs and drank more than anyone I’ve met.”
“In April she asked me to take her to her dealer in Beverly Hills. I knew if I refused she’d go alone — so I took her. He was waiting for her in some bushes. Suddenly she started screaming and punching him for selling her short. He pulled a gun. I got out and he threatened to shoot me unless I got her to back off — but she kept hitting him. Luckily he got distracted and I punched him down. I dragged Lindsay into the car and drove off but she was screaming at me to go back. It was like Pulp Fiction. I knew then she was just too dangerous to be around.
His first job was to take her to a party in Beverly Hills. “She’d been snorting all night,” he recalls. “As soon as they walked into the party she was snorting more.”
“She got on the coffee table and danced, flinging her dress above her head, her eyes rolling about all over the place.”
“I told the guy providing the drugs to stop and he just said, ‘No way, Lindsay will go berserk’. Then she started screaming at people and swinging her fists around at anyone near her.
“At the start of the night she seemed such a fun-loving, angelic girl but under the influence of drugs she was psychotic. It was 10.30am the next day by the time I carried her to bed.”
One night Lindsay and Nicole were making trip after trip to the bathroom — she wouldn’t snort in front of me because she knew I’d get mad.
“But the more wasted they got the less she cared. In the end they carried in a mirror from the bedroom, laid it on the coffee table and emptied a mountain of coke onto it. They went at the stuff with straws, hoovering it all up then piling more on.
“I tried to tell Lindsay to stop but she just told me it was cool. After ten hours I’d had enough and threatened to throw the mirror out of the window. I had to carry her out to the car.”
“She used boys for drugs and girls for thrills,” says Lee. “I lost count of the women she took back to her hotel room from clubs.
“I even saw her try to grope Mariah Carey’s bottom and boobs one night as they danced. One time I went to look for her in a club bathroom and found her in the corner French-kissing a girl.”
“One night I looked at her hands and wrists and noticed they had bright red wounds all over them,” says Lee.
“She tried to tell me she had fallen but when I looked her in the eyes and demanded to know the truth she just broke down.
“She told me, ‘I don’t belong on this planet any more’. She said she cut herself because she did not think life was worth living.
Lindsay sure knows how to party: lesbian drug binges, suicide attempts and beating down coke dealers! This BITCH is wild! You almost feel bad for her, until you realize that she is too dumb to hire a driver and make her body guards sign confidentiality statements!!
I can’t wait till the lesbian pictures surface! Its gonna be hot BITCHES!
It has been confirmed that Lindsay Blowhan’s lesbian knife partner from these pictures is none other than Vanessa Minnillo, you know, Nick Lachey’s main BITCH! I am sure he is not going to be pleased with these though, mainly because he is like really old and really, really boring. It makes you wonder if she parties Blowhan style with coke and pills….I bet she does!!
These pictures, taken between her visits to rehab only prove that Lindsay Blowhan is just as out of control as we all thought! With rampant rumors of lesbian lovers and self injury however, these pictures do look awfully incriminating. Let’s hope the ladies at least used the saran wrap technique, because we all know Lohan likes to get around.
DAMN!!! That car got fucked up! I like how Lindsay Blowhans first reaction was to run out of the car, you know, instead of backing it off the sidewalk like any person with two brain cells would do. But in her coked up state she probably thought she was parked in front of the 4 seasons or at her dealers house. The real issue I have with this video isn’t with the crazy coked up BITCH behind the wheel driving, its her loser ass friends! No wonder her life, and career, are both going down the drain. I think Paris Hilton was a better influence on her than these scummy looking fake emo’s.
After wrecking her mercedes(which cocaine was found in) and tabloid pictures showing the star barely able to walk, Lindsay Lohan has decided to check into the Promises Rehab center. This has been a long time coming, and hopefully, unlike her last visit to rehab, she will be able to find the help she needs. TMZ reports:
“TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday. Sources tell TMZ this is “a serious medical treatment program,” not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past. We’re told Lohan will be a resident at the facility, possibly for 30 days, but her outpatient treatment will last much longer.”
I foresee some awesome THS coming up on this BITCH! She is spiraling out of control with drugs and booze, and she isn’t even 21 yet! X17online caught the wild red head passed out in the front seat of friend, and fellow user, Samantha Ronson’s car the very next night after she got arrested for suspicion of drunk driving. I wonder if this is how messed up she was when she was driving the other night???
We all know this BITCH loves to drink and drug, but she was officially busted for it, when after a late night of partying at club Les Deux, the drugged starlet hit a curb with her Mercedes, receiving minor injuries to her chest at 5:30 AM. She and her friends left the scene, and the car, and she almost got away, but a nosy neighbor placed a 911 call about a car that had been in an accident. By the time cops tracked Lohan down, she was being treated at a hospital, and it was there she was placed under arrest.
What really makes the case an issue for Lohan is the fact that the star had a good amount of cocaine stashed in the the car, which is really no surprise since video stills of the star snorting coke in a bathroom were leaked by a friend recently.
Another key point of interest is the fact that Lohan is only 20, and can’t even legally drink yet! This arrest is sure to put a damper on her upcoming 21st birthday party, which was suppose to be sponsored by Svedka vodka. Due to the bad publicity Lohan has brought onto herself, however, they were forced to reevaluate their sponsorship and decided against sponsoring the coke BITCH’s birthday.
The really sad part about all this is the fact that she had the chance to ditch her drugs before the cops even came, but she was too dumb to even think of that and just left them at the scene of an accident. What a dumb little drugged up BITCH! Perhaps she can share a cell with Paris! Possible charges she could face include DUI, fleeing the scene of an accident, drug possession and underaged drinking!
Former lead singer of Creed, Scott Stapp was arrested Tuesday following a frantic 911 called placed by his wife, were she alleged that he threw a bottle of Orangina at her head when she asked him if he was on drugs after coming home at 8 in the morning. This is not the first time the lame rocker has battled with his personal demons, he has continually battled with alcohol and violence in his past. For real though, Creed was never cool and neither was this guy and he was probably upset because no one recognizes him or cares anymore.
I just want to know if she was high when she rolled that? Looks like a retarded banana or something. But Mischa seems to truly be enjoying her visit at cannes, because I mean, have you ever been to the cannes? have you ever been to the cannes high?!?! I am sure half those shit movies debuting there probably require you to smoke before seeing them.
Other than the fact that she is every type of drug whore there is. But really, this is what she wore to Drew Barrymore’s birthday. I like how David LaChapelle even bothered to put on a matching shirt, or for that matter, a dress shirt under that baby blue tux. And I was going to post more of the couple together, but really, can we not all agree that one is enough?
While waiting to pay a toll, a cop spotted rapper Method Man’s expired inspection sticker. When the rapper rolled down his window the cop was hit with the smell of marijuana and he spotted a plastic bag. A search of the car resulted in the finding of 28 grams of marijuana. He was then arrested and now faces charges of unlawful possession of marijuana, criminal possession of marijuana, operating a vehicle under the influence and driving with an expired inspection sticker.
I wonder if he got to go into the special celebrity jail cell like Paris Hilton? My guess is no. And is anyone really surprised? He has an album called 4:21 The Day After.
I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.
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