After leaving rehab after a measly ten days, rumors are running wild about Amy Winehouse getting back to business. And by business, I mean crack, heroine and booze. I don’t know what the bitch was thinking, 10 days in rehab isn’t even long enough to break a cigarette addiction, much less someone as sick as her!
What this bitch needs to do is take her skinny, singing ass back to rehab, and check in for a good six months of inpatient treatment before she ends up deader than dead. And I don’t mean that rudely, I freaking LOVE Amy Winehouse and truly wish she gets better, but its the truth! The bitch is a complete mess and a half. You can already tell a difference from the pics of her just leaving rehab after the 10 days, and now(note the meth scratched arms). So SAD!
The LAPD confirmed rumors that they were investigating the fact that Britney Spears might have been “drugged”, and while not stating any suspects, you would have to be a tard and a half to not believe they are referring to former frienemy of Spears, Sam Lutfi. Lutfi even previously claimed that he was responsible for making sure she took her medicine, and that he gave her drug cocktails!
In all honesty though, how fucking creepy would it be to have this guy living with you, watching you shower, being in contact with your kids and what not, and the whole time he is drugging you…..but then again, look at this bad goatee sporting bitch! He looks like the type of perv that would drill a hole through a bathroom wall and spy on people.
Apparently Amy Winehouse’s husband, Blake Fielder-Civil, scored some bad heroin in jail after trading autographed pics of his singer wife for hits of drugs. Unfortunately, for him, the heroin he got was bootlegged, and he od’d in his cell but was rushed to the prison hospital, along with six other inmates who also used the bunk drug.
This guy is trying to go for the douche of the year award or what? You are in jail, your wife is in rehab and so hooked on drugs that she is using methadone to curb cravings, and you STILL want to shoot up??? I guess I just don’t get it. But I hope he gets his shit together, because I don’t want him to get out of jail and bring my favorite song bird down.
But Amy seems to be holding up well, and is still looking ever the better, even with her drawn on black teardrop which must be in respect to her hubby being hospitalized, although, I thought only real gangsta’s get teardrops when they blast people???
p.s. Take a moment to look at this guy in the pic with Winehouse, I didn’t crop him out because the shits hilarious!
Page Six has reported that Amy Winehouse, who is already looking MUCH improved from the week off the crack pipe, is moving in with none other than the Prince of Darkness Ozzy Osbourne. Most people might think this would be a move in the wrong direction, but it does seem that Kelly Osbourne tries to be a good friend to Winehouse, and the entire family has been through rehab so I think its safe to say that they have had quite a lot of experience when it comes to kicking drug habits.
Plus, anytime you can see someone who is so far gone from drug usage such as Ozzy, who is only 59, its a good reminder to set the booze, pills and dope down.
Update
I totally forgot to add that she was denied a visa to come to the United States and perform at the Grammy’s, but that she will still perform via satellite. And she was chosen to perform the new James Bond song. The perpetual boozer had this to say:
“I’m raring to go and really excited to be performing at my first Grammy Awards,” Winehouse said in a statement released Friday.
“I’d like to thank everyone for their support over the last couple of weeks. I’m really sorry I can’t be there but I appreciate that I’m being given a second chance via satellite,” said Winehouse, who is nominated for six Grammys, including record of the year and best pop vocal album for Back to Black.
In preparation for her performance, Winehouse will leave the rehab facility in central London where she has been recovering for the past two weeks, according to her rep. “She is feeling great, looking healthy and looking forward to doing what she does best,” says the rep.
Kirsten Dunst checked her self into the Cirque Lodge rehab center in Utah pictured above, the famed center where Lindsay Lohan received treatment, but details are not clear on what her vice of choice is. Also checking into the same facility for unknown reasons is actress Eva Mendes, who checked in earlier this week but has already left for a day due to “personal business”.
And since we are talking about people seeking treatment, I can’t leave out Designing Women’s Delta Burke, who checked into a psychiatric ward this week for “hoarding”.
And last, but not least, my favorite rocker who is not steven tyler and needs a good shower before he looks really hot again, Scott Weiland, has checked into an unknown rehab center seeking treatment after a performance with his band, Velvet Revolver, on Wednesday night. Hopefully he will get off the boatload of drugs he is on, and get back to looking hot.
So I guess its safe to say that Heath Ledger’s death has shaken some of the Hollywooders up, since they are running out of the wood work to check into rehab centers. It just must be so hard being a celebrity, with all the drugs around and the peer pressure….pffft who the fuck are we kidding, these people are the biggest bitches on the planet! They get everything they want and need, and instead of being grateful for the good fortune they have had in their life, they think its hip to be moody and depressed, and would rather spend their time wasting in self pity about how “hard” their life is, and I just think its so PATHETIC.
At least these idiots are getting “help” I guess, but you know the whole thing will be marred by their bullshit antics and need for good press.
Bitchney has been having such a bad week that I thought I would just wait till its over to blog about it, to keep myself from becoming depressed, because, to be honest, this bitch’s life is a mess! After failing to show up for an emergency custody which she requested, she was denied visitation again, even though she asked for medically supervised visits. Then, her buddy Sam Lufti was grilled by the court who wants to know exactly how he knows the unbalanced singer, and where does he get his moolah, and if him and Spears have a monetary agreement with X17 in exchange for photos.
And to complicate things even worse, her “boyfriend” Adnan, has been mia for most of this week, but has been speaking to the media, and getting served up with divorce papers from his wife.
And she has brought back a previously employee, Carla, whom she fired for supposedly talking to the media.
Also, her uncle, William Spears, has started talking to The Sun, spreading stories of teenage alcohol and drug exploits:
He says Brit, 26, started DRINKING when she was a 13-year-old Mickey Mouse Club presenter and dabbled with DRUGS from the age of 14.
After her turbulent early years, Willie says she went wild on turning 18, snorting cocaine on her birthday, adding: “She has tried just about everything - cocaine, crystal meth, ecstasy.â€
Last but definitely not least, Spears went to an elementary school where she tried to take kids that did not belong to her. Us Magazine reports:
“She was just rambling and confused,†says the witness, who approached Spears to ask if she was OK. “She said, ‘I’m here to pick up my kids.’ But then she changed her story and said, ‘They aren’t my kids; I have a new attorney, and I came to pick them up for her.’â€
“It became the talk of the school. Some of the kids were freaked out,†says a school source. She was directed to a more secure entrance around back.
But before getting into her car and driving off (without any children), she chatted up the female witness: “She said, ‘You’re so nice. You should give me your number. I don’t have very many friends.’”
And I don’t know, maybe I am just being a softy today, but that last one made me sad. She does need friends, but REAL friends who will tell her straight up that her antics aren’t cute, and who will help her start to live a normal life, instead of relishing in the limelight. But I guess when you have millions of dollars, and are in denial about your life, there are tons of fake friends who will tell you want you want to hear while they ride your coat tails so they can get into a tabloid.
After video surfaced recently of Amy Winehouse smoking out of a crack pipe and talking about taking Valium, the troubled singer has checked into rehab.
And while the bitch definitely needs to take her skinny ass to rehab, I will miss the crazed drug antics of her running down the streets shoeless and in her bra, and just being a mess overall.
And these pictures are new, she just dyed her hair dark again. Me thinks it should stay that way. She could probably loose the beehive though. Its just a secret spot to stash drugs anyway.
Okay, so I think I have made it clear before, but basically Lil Wayne is my favorite person in the entire world and I think he is so f-ing hot, including the face tattoos, but anyways, back to the subject at hand. He was arrested in Arizona on three felony counts of possession of a dangerous drug, possession of a narcotic and possession of drug paraphernalia, when his tour bus was discovered to have drugs on it at a US Border Patrol check point, at which point the DEA arrested the rapper. He was found in possession of marijuana, cocaine and ecstasy.
And kids, while drugs are bad, mmmmkay, I really want you to think about this one: Who was he hurting??? He wasn’t driving, he wasn’t selling, so the only person in danger was himself. Because I am sorry, until people pose a threat to society or others, what they chose to do(or not do) in their personal life should not be cause for arrest. People who drink and drive repeatedly are putting others at a much higher risk than riding on a chartered tour bus, with a sober driver. Now if he would have been driving an suv down the road at high speeds with an eightball in his pocket and drunk Linday Lohan style, I would say its fair game to arrest him. But maybe I am just biased because he is fine as hell.
He is currently, according to all reports, still in jail.
Everyone’s favorite boozer and coker, Amy Winehouse, is reaching new lows by the day, and with a public letter from her mom that addresses her downfall over the last year, along with pictures of her walking around with a coke swiped sleeve really demonstrate the struggle that she is facing.
And I think this is a good example of someone who actually NEEDS rehab, unlike all these other “stars” (I use that term loosely) who use rehab as a publicity stunt to thwart a negative media image.
Read the LONG letter written by Amy’s mom after the jump.
Unfortunately today we have been blessed with another story pertaining to the herpes heir, but at least this one focuses on her bad parents instead of her bad behavior. Village Peoples’ own cowboy went on record to the New York Daily news saying that he was partying mighty hard with Rick and Kathy Hilton:
In 1977, [Jones] found himself sharing a table at Studio 54 with two people he recalls as being Paris’ parents, Rick and Kathy Hilton. “There was one rock of cocaine left, and it rolled off the table,” he said. “They just didn’t even bother bringing it back up to a hard surface — they just crushed it into the carpet and snorted it off that.” Jones explained, “Whatever Paris Hilton is, she came by it honestly!”
I am not surprised AT ALL, Paris has looked like a crackbaby from the start.
Okay, this bitch has got to be getting close to hitting rock bottom, but I guess her proliferation to living like a homeless rat person prevents that from ever really happening, but this time, as with each time we see her, she has sunken even lower.
She was snapped spending time with a young fan, who I guarantee weighs more than her, which might seem kind of cute and nice, until you remember that she is a cokehead alcoholic. And in a close up picture of her face in which you can still see her little fans hair you can also see her nose looking like a margarita glass thats been over salted.
EDIT: Amy Winehouse is a could be a great performer!
But the bitch is on WAAAAAAAY too much booze and coke, evidenced by this shit performance at the MTV Europe awards.
And on second thought, maybe the bitch was just too sober??? They should have given her five more shots of jack too see what would happen, it could only have been awesomeness disguised as the fug monster we call Amy Winehouse!!!
We all knew things had been going too smoothly for BITCHney the last couple of days, but don’t fret! The mayhem in her life is back and she is effing up as usual! TMZ reports:
“We’ve learned Brit did not provide the drug testing people with contact information so they could reach her to facilitate the random tests, and that is what triggered Commish Gordon’s action.â€
Hmmm….I wonder…WHY would Spears not want to have random drug testings done????
BECAUSE THE BITCH CAN ONLY STAY SOBER FOR A DRUG TEST FOR A FEW DAYS AT A TIME!
BITCHney had a day full of steps forward for once, and managed to see her kids, supervised of course. She also passed a court ordered drug test, which means she must be clean of most drugs, although some things do pass through the system quickly. TMZ reports:
Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.
It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call “public perception,” Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids. But as one connected source says, “It’s all stabilized and it’s all good.”
Honestly, I think making your YOUNG ass kids wait outside your house for over forty minutes because you don’t want anyone “telling you how to raise your kids” is heinous. I can’t help but think that she is a MEGA CRAZY ASS BITCH!
And as far as her on going legal trouble for a hit and run, sources are reporting:
Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.
Maybe she can just like, give one of her kids to the lady to make up for hitting her car and not leaving a note…oh wait…she can’t because she doesn’t have custody!!! (and thats what I like to call a burn bitches!!)
And since I missed a few posts on what she was up to lately (sorry school has been hectic) here is a brief summary:
She reunited with her mom, and spent some time with her sister where they were attacked by a super bitchy over the top soccer mom who put her hands on Jamie Spears, who rebutted when the lady told her sister she was ruining the neighborhood by telling her “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!” Its really nice to see that is going to be just as classy as her big sis, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on videotape.
And its not over yet…..here is footage of the high school drop out showing of her brain power by smoking at the gas station, while she is at a pump. YAY for smart people!!! You can tell this bitch didn’t need to go and get on of those edjamakashun things.
Lindsay Lohan is officially outta rehab! Well, at least thats what everyone is reporting. Here she is photographed leaving rehab with none other than her semi-estranged father.
How long do you think it is before this BITCH is hooked on the coke again? My guess is not too long at all, but lets all keep our fingers(and toes) crossed for her in the meantime.
Lindsay Lohan has been in rehab for quite a while now, but her victims keep adding up, Steve-O tells Page Six:
Lohan took what he called the “Boog Suge” from him after she forgot her wallet in his bathroom and came back to his place to get it. There’s even proof she was there - Lohan had to sign a release while at Steve-O’s house for a DVD he was filming at the time.
For the idiotos out there, Boog Suge = Cocaine.
But Steve-O is the real idiot here, leaving your drugs unsupervised around Lindsay Lohan is like leaving Paris Hilton in a room with any guy on earth, we already know whats gonna happen.
And just for fun here is a picture of Lindsay Lohan when she was still a coke head.
It looks like rehab is treating Lindsay Lohan pretty well, just don’t mention the rumors of her banging some musician guy and destroying his marriage while they were both in the rehab program. Rumors are circulating that she was going to be released this weekend, but according to her WONDERFUL enabling mother she aint going anywhere, and will continue her stay in the Utah rehab.
Here is to hoping this bitch gets her stuff together, and doesn’t turn into an ugly old druggie ho face before she is 25.
I dunno, after narrowly escaping a bunch of DUI and drug possession charges, I think I would probably take rehab a little bit more serious. I know for sure I wouldn’t be getting it on in a stall with some random user and doing drugs while I am spending thousands of dollars a day to quit doing them. But, that’s the route number one drug BITCH Lindsay Blowhan has chosen to take!
Not only is she rumored to have been caught in a bathroom stall with a fellow rehab resident, she was forced to take a drug test, which she failed!!! I bet this BITCH is going to be the first person in the world to have their coke straw surgical implanted into their nose for easy access!
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