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Bitchney is on the loose!

Wednesday, February 6th, 2008

 Britney Spears crazy happy

Watch out bitches!!!! TMZ just reported that Bitchney has left the UCLA medical center where she was being evaluated and treated for her alleged bipolar disorder.   No word yet on the terms, if any, of her release, and until there are new developments, thats about all that is known.

So where do I start with Bitchney???

Tuesday, February 5th, 2008

Britney Spears in just a shirt and tie

A lot has been going on with the train wreck formerly recognizable as Britney Spears since I last updated, so let me attempt to sum the craziness up for you. After increasingly insisting on using strange accents and her typical weird behavior of going to drug stores and gas stations at all times of the night with her pal/manager person Sam Lutfi, her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived in LA, and rumors of an intervention for her to receive treatment for her bipolar disorder were basically confirmed. However, this was not before more strange nights that featured Spears crying outside of her house for her pap boyfriend Adnan, only to have him show up and be denied entry by the guards under orders from Sam. Both Jamie and Lynne expressed their distaste with Sam, claiming he pressured her to buy a brand new mercedes during this time, and was motivated by “evil”. However, that is the least serious of the accusations that would surface against him in the upcoming days.

During this time, Bitchney was seeing a new psychiatrist, who began treating her for her bipolar disorder. Things came to a head on the 31st though, after family members “barged” into the house, and attempted an intervention, although they could not legally force her to seek help. Things really turned interesting however when the psychiatrist that had been treating her at her house decided she was a threat to herself, and put her on a 5150 hold, which required her to be hospitalized for observation. And as only Bitchney could do it, she went into custody at 4 am in the morning, with an entourage of cops to escort her through the 100+ paparazzi crowd that formed outside her house to the UCLA medical center. Reportedly, the Spears family was against the 5150 hold, but the whole thing was coerced by none other that Lutfi himself, and when a vocal Lynne Spears expressed her disliking of the situation, Bitchney told that old ho to shut up and said she would do what she needed to do! Shockingly, Lynne Spears later rode with Bitchney’s pap boyfriend Adnan to the hospital, so perhaps he is not the scum bag we all assume he is, but I highly doubt that. Once in the hospital, Spears was so uncooperative it took over two hours to try and check her in, as she hurled profanities at staff and accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend, though she did not say who. It also surfaced that Spears was ingesting Adderall and up to ten laxatives a day.

Spears was later classified as a “Grave Danger”, meaning she is incapable of being responsible for the smallest tasks such as feeding herself, or finding shelter, which is one qualification for involuntary commitment. With that classification, her father, Jamie took legal action and a judge granted him, and his lawyer Andrew Wallet as conservators of her estate, giving them the rights to make any decisions for Bitchney, as well as communicate with her doctors and access her medical information. A judge also issued a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, accusing him of harassing Spears. The Spears family also accused Lutfi of drugging Bitchney by tricking her into taking medicine, and grinding pills up for her. The restraining order is only for 22 days, but does maintain that he must not contact any of the Spears family, or come to any location that they are at.

When Spears discovered her father had been pointed conservator, she was royally pissed, and contacted a lawyer, to try and gain back control of her estate and assets in an upcoming court case. It was also brought to the attention of the media that between the time Jamie Spears was appointed cosnervator, and when Bitchney got committed, someone went through her private stuff and valuable items were missing. Also around this time, Spears stay was extended to 14 days from the original 3 for further evaluation.

After trying to condense a weeks worth of Bitchneys crazy shit my fingers are tired and I am going to take a break…but I will be back to update more tonight!!!

And you thought I was a bitch

Wednesday, January 23rd, 2008

Best Buy tries to sell DVD’s off the death of Heath Ledger

Just look at what Best Buy went and did! Literally hours after his death, they had printed signs up advertising Heath Ledger’s death, and reminded you to remember the actor through his work, which they had conveniently had for sale on the table right in front of their makeshift obituary.

In all honesty, this shit is disgusting, and I know if whoever was responsible for this worked for me, that ass would be fired!  I mean, when did it become couth to do such a thing?  Maybe in a few days, with a nicely printed something, but a shit sign with an even shittier cliche on the bottom is just tacky.

Brits pap lover sells semi nude pics to Aussie magazine, needs to be committed

Wednesday, January 9th, 2008

Britney Spears looking rough 1

Just like everyone predicted, the paparazzi that stole Bitchney’s heart has now sold what is described as semi nude pictures of the mental wreck to an Australian magazine for a mere $57k, which is much lower than the shopping price of $1 mil that was being asked of the popular weeklies, such as People and Us, who dismissed the pictures as not being very good.

Which means this pap spent a whole lovers weekend with BItchney herself and has no good pictures to show for it??? Can we say worst pap ever!

And in other news, according to TMZ, her parents are working on trying to get her committed for mental issues:

TMZ has learned Britney’s parents — especially her dad — have been earnestly trying for months to get her committed into a mental hospital for a bipolar disorder.

We know Jamie Spears in particular has felt since last summer that Brit was suffering from a mental disease and not substance abuse. Jamie was looking for a way to push his daughter into a facility but she refused. Indeed, we’re told she refused and continues to refuse to undergo a battery of tests that would officially diagnose the bipolar disorder.

We’re told both Jamie and Lynne Spears believe Sam Lutfi, the guy who was inseparable from Brit until last week, was a prime reason she was refusing treatment. They are so mad at Lutfi they threw him out of Cedars last week.

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