This BITCH never learns her lesson. After being sentenced to 45 days in the slammer for a DUI and driving on a suspended license, twice, she felt brave enough to try it again. Really though, seeing this shit pisses me off. She is such a spoiled little liar. Its not like she doesn’t have people who could drive her around. I really like how she told the judge this:
“I’m very sorry and from now on I’m going to pay complete attention to everything. I’m sorry and I did not do it on purpose at all.”
BITCH, you are not sorry, you are a liar, a brat and worse of all a big fucking IDIOT!
UPDATE: There are conflicting rumors on whether or not she still has her license suspended, but either way, BITCHES this dumb shouldn’t be driving in $100k + cars. Public records haven’t yet proved if she has a license or not.
Parents are not too pleased by the latest promotional pictures released for Harry Potter which show Hermione with, and without boobs. Do these parents honestly think this is the first time this has happened? And truthfully, they just did Hermione a favor, if they are going to put her in fug clothes the least they could do is give her some boobs.
Here is what the “caring” friend who leaked the video of Lohan said about her:
“That night I saw her do more than 20 big lines of cocaine. She was still up doing drugs at 11am even though she had started about 8pm the night before. She wasn’t even trying to hide it and was blatantly doing it off table tops, keys, books and in the wardrobe, where she was hunched over with her legs crossed almost bent in half doing it off some magazine on the floor. I remember looking at her and thinking how pathetic she looked and how out of control she had become. When she is on coke, which is most of the time, all the attention has to be on her. I have lost count of the number of times I have watched as she stripped naked in front of everyone. Then she loves to check herself out in the mirror as she parades around with her boobs hanging out. One night we had gone back to her place and, as always, as soon as she walked through the door she stripped down to her thong, bent down and snorted cocaine off her coffee table and then off her toilet seat. She has told me that she has slept with James Blunt, Jude Law, Calum Best, Joaquin Phoenix, Benicio Del Toro, Jared Leto and James Franco. She loves Brits and has told me she has slept with the singer James Blunt a few times over the past month. The last time was on April 15 after another house party. I think they went back to a hotel together afterwards. She is very protective over him and when she heard I had met him she sent me a text saying, ‘Stay away from him Bitch, he is mine.’ Lindsay told me she has messed around with Leonardo DiCaprio a while ago too but claimed that she didn’t sleep with him. She also flew to New York about two months ago to go to bed with Jude Law. Last November she slept with Calum Best. She didn’t tell me if he was any good but she is usually too wasted to know what is going on anyway. Going to rehab was all for publicity. She wanted people to see her seeking help but it hasn’t got her off the drugs at all. In an average night Lindsay will do two and half grams of coke on her own. She doesn’t buy it - she is given it by friends and acquaintances, and it turns her into an angry monster. I have watched many a time Lindsay treating her staff like crap.”
I am sick of all these disgusting statues that are being made. Why on earth would I want to see this? Pete Doherty probably doesn’t even want to see this, and thats his main BITCH. I dunno about y’all but I hope this trend ends quickly.
If these pictures were from five years ago, we would all be blinded by the hotness that Brit use to have, but seeing these makes you realize she looks like every other BITCH in the world. And for some reason I thought her boobs would look bigger/better.
The costumes look cheap and crappy, but who gives a shit!?! This is the first time Brit has pulled it together long enough for us all to regain hope that she will indeed make a come back. I am extra proud of this BITCH for not wearing any type of cowboy clothes!
Well, that was the only excuse I could come up with to explain this thing she calls an outfit. Lets really talk about what this “outfit” consists of:
fedora…check!
red triangle bikini top…check!
see through lace thingy…check!
cowboy boots…check!
torn fishnets…check!
black boy shorts that will take place of pants…check!
fug wig…check!
fashion sense…HELL NO!
Kids…definitely NOT!
I have honestly seen hookers better dressed than this, and how could you make something see through so unsexy?
BITCH if you want people to quit making fun of you and your craziness stop fueling the fire, hire a stylist and stop going outside until you return to the old Brit that we know and love. Also, if you could pawn those baby things off on someone that would be great, its much easier to think of you being hot when I forget that you had two buns in the oven.
Supposedly this is suppose to warn kids about the dangers of drinking and driving around the time of prom, but I honestly think this is just like the real Paris: a blatant attempt at attention. How in any way could this help kids around prom? If anything it looks like its showing girls how to be easy on prom night.
Thats why when one of his fans tried to get a picture with him he slapped the camera right out of the guys hands and then just kept walking. WTF is up with that? I probably would of curb stomped him or something. But what a weirdo for wanting a picture with him, because between those two ugly mugs it would have been one FUG ass picture!
When police investigation lead them to a house owned by Atlanta Falcon QB Michael Vick, they thought it was drug related. However when police got there they were surprised to find evidence of a dog fighting ring! There were over 60 dogs, some emaciated, malnourished, scarred and injured apparently from fighting. Even though Vick is not currently living at that specific house, another man who is a relative of Vick’s and living there at the time, Davon Boddie, was arrested.
This shit makes me sick! I think it is ridiculous that grown men could get pleasure out of watching two dogs fight. It is so disgusting, why would you want to train dogs to attack each other? Where is the appeal in that? What makes that fun?
If you want to see fights, stop being little BITCHES and start something cool like a Fight Club instead of exploiting animals you animal abusing assholes!
I joke not, this really is Jessica Alba. Even though it looks nothing like her at all. I don’t understand the marketing idea here, make her look fug and unrecognizable so no one watches this tardass sequel?
All I want to know is what kind of budget was this BITCH working with? I think my sisters weekly allowance is more than she spent on this video. I see no mansion, no money and the only man I see is dressed up as a woman, so I am very, very confused.
US Weekly published the pictures of the rich boy partying, and playing russian roulette.
Honestly, if there would have been a bullet in the gun when he pulled the trigger the world would be a better place. I cant stand this racists, homophobic pretty rich boy BITCH at all.
This shit had me on the floor laughing! This guy takes himself sooo serious. I wonder if this guy has a girlfriend? If so, she must be one desperate BITCH!
With ketchup, because he is cool like that. And all this is easily explained, he was just trying to protect model girlfriend Kate Moss from having her picture taken…..
This guy is a complete asshole, and I love it, because no one has ever told him so.
Spider Loc, and g-units next protege, was filming a video when shots popped off! And while it is funny to watch the video afterward, this could have been a major tragedy for those involved.
I guess what I don’t understand is why people think a gun makes you hard. Any BITCH can pull a trigger, a real man can handle himself in a much better way though.
And who the hell wants to? This clip is mildly disturbing to say the least…it wouldn’t be that bad either, if he was humping one of his five wifes, but instead he picked a girl who 14, and really worked her over!
Nobody wanna see them together
But it don’t matter no
Cause he is gonna get laid
Nobody wanna see them together
But it don’t matter no
Cause he is gonna get laid
Cause they gon’ hump
Oh yes they gon’ hump(they gon’ hump)
Believe they gon’ hump(they gon’ hump right on stage)
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