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video flashback: Jay Z bitch slapping some female!!!

Wednesday, June 6th, 2007

Jay Z slapping a female

This video came up in conversation today so I thought it might need a repost, and mainly because I think Jay Z is a tremendous douche bag. I really cant stand the guy, and this is just another example of what a BITCH he really is, because you know he would never do that to any guy. I wonder if this is how he treats Beyonce on the low???

Sometimes rednecks and baseball are a good thing

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

Like when they have meltdowns and do an army crawl across the field.

Remember those lesbian Lindsay Lohan pictures? Well….

Tuesday, June 5th, 2007

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It has been confirmed that Lindsay Blowhan’s lesbian knife partner from these pictures is none other than Vanessa Minnillo, you know, Nick Lachey’s main BITCH! I am sure he is not going to be pleased with these though, mainly because he is like really old and really, really boring. It makes you wonder if she parties Blowhan style with coke and pills….I bet she does!!

Akon has superhuman strength, actually throws a kid 15 feet through the air!

Monday, June 4th, 2007

And can you blame him??? That little shit tried to throw something at him, and basically Akon showed everyone what a BITCH the kid really was by hurling him through the air into the crowd. I absolutely love it, and just wish I was strong enough to do that to people. It’s so awesome to actually see someone be thrown, flail around in the air and land on the hard ground, especially when they are a deserving douchebag.

Marilyn Manson even likes to make fun of Lindsay Lohan for having a firecrotch

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

I guess when you are a firecrotch you shouldn’t be a slut also because then everyone, including Marilyn Manson will make fun of it forever!!!

Britney Spears is so classy she could probably teach an etiquette class

Wednesday, May 30th, 2007

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Wow, BITCHney fans are going to have a hard time playing this one off!! I mean, how can you explain a mother of two who wears fuck jewelry and hats, besides trashy that is??? I really use to hope she would get a stylist, but this shit is just too funny! What is even better to laugh at though is that on her official site she edits the word BITCH to be B*itch to make it seem like she would never type out a naughty word, then she goes and wears fuck clothes.

Come on BITCHney, we all know you are trashy and just love to cuss, you dont have to try and hide it from us!!!

p.s. I highly recommend looking at the large scale of the pics below, but only at your own risk.

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Beanie Sigel likes to kiss men

Tuesday, May 29th, 2007

It looks like Beanie Sigel wants more than just a kiss, from the look in his eye he is trying to get him some full on man love! I really like the extra love caresses he gives to the guy too. I guess when he was trying to call out Kanye and Pharrell for being gay he was really just reflecting on him and his crew!!!

Britney Spears may be the classiest mom ever

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Britney Spears was the picture of class as she went out in Miami last night. And like all classy mom’s she stripped down to a bathing suit and went swimming in her Charlie Chaplin hat at a bar. I like how Brit is grinning from ear to ear and just standing there mostly undressed like a retardY! And her cousin’s face is priceless, probably because she knew these pictures would be all over the internet today!

I wonder if everyone got shit faced after BITCHNEY went swimming and then played pin the hair extension on the washed up pop star?

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Brad Pitt has tattoo of ice man

Friday, May 18th, 2007

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I guess he is taking note from Angelina Jolie and is getting more tat’s by the second, but what was originally thought to have been a silhouette of Angelina is really a tattoo of a man found frozen that he copied from a website. I guess thats cool….I mean at least it really MEANS something….I mean…shit, I cant defend this fug caveman outline. And WTF at people who thought this was an outline of Angelina Jolie? Looks nothing like the BITCH!

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NSFW: Mischa Barton has a whole boob slip!

Friday, May 18th, 2007

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In true fashion of Tara Reid, Mischa Barton let her whole boob fall out of her shirt! Most people only have a quick flash of a nip slip, but really, this boob was like blowing in the breeze for a while before she noticed.

I just don’t understand why these BITCHES don’t use invisible tape, it is SOOO unnoticeable, and then their tata’s wouldn’t be making public appearances.

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Hey Teach, throw some D’s on that BITCH!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

I know with school getting a bunch of you BITCHES are singing this song right now!

Lindsay Lohan and “mini” Britney together at lesbian bar

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

While we cant be sure that Lindsay Lohan wasn’t all coked up and thinking this was the real Britney Spears, we can be sure that this mini Britney puts more effort in to her shows than the real Brit. No lip syncing and the show is 45 minutes long? Im sure these people got a better show than the fans attending Britney’s HOB tour, where shows were completely lip synced and lasted less than 15 minutes, not to even mention ticket prices. Mini BITCHney is the shit!

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Did Britney Spears fall off the comeback wagon today?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Britney Spears likes see through clothes

Yesterday I had my hopes so high, I really thought she was doing well, then today I have to wake up to this? I understand that you are losing weight Brit, but really, is it necessary to wear see through turtle necks to get your point across? And those pants are so low I’m surprised I cant see a c-scar. The time to dress like this was when she first came out, not two kids later. And its not even the fact that she looks that bad, its just possibly the skankiest outfit I have ever seen.

So BITCHney PLEASE hire a stylist, PLEASE! I promise it will help your comeback more than anything!

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Kelly Osbourne tries to hook up with Kim Stewart?

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

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Seeing this picture first thing in the morning was probably not the best thing for my stomach. This could be so much hotter if instead of Kelly Osbourne it was Jessica Alba and instead of Kim Stewart it was Carmen Electra. But it’s not, so look at these and try not to throw up.

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America’s Next Top Model is a freaking joke!

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Who should really have been America’s Next Top Model?

I know that is pretty much common knowledge, but really Tyra, giving the competition to Jaslene?? Lets be serious, everyone knows she looks like a man, and there is evidence to prove it! Also when asked what she did between her first audition and second audition she didn’t say “I studied very hard and lost 15 lbs”, instead the BITCH said she went to therapy! Natasha was the biggest pimp on that show, and Tyra’s fat ass knows she gave the competition to a cross dresser because she likes that shit. Next season, Jaslene will probably replace Ms. Jay on the panel.

What BITCH do you think should have won?

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Baby gets fucked up in bizarre breakdancing accident!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

HOLY SHIT! That baby just got owned!!!! And as bad as it is, you know you laughed. And if you didn’t you are an uptight BITCH!

Britney Spears without the WIG! Tries to cover up buzz cut with extensions!

Wednesday, May 16th, 2007

Britney Spears without the wig!

OH MY! It seems that instead of showing us her buzzed hair she has tried to cover it up with extensions and it looks HORRIBLE! Of all the things I thought this first picture of post head shaved Britney Spears would look like, a balding Pamela Anderson is not one of them!

At least we all know why she has been wearing those tard hats!

Sanjaya gets booed on stage with a bunch of drag queens

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

I guess life after Idol is not so sweet. Looks like he is taking advantage of his 15 minutes and is performing anywhere that will pay him!

Survivor Fiji: Dreamz is a real asshole!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

Survivor Fiji

I cannot believe that Dreamz not only took the car from Yauman but then voted him home! What a little BITCH!!! I knew Dreamz wouldn’t get enough votes so all he did was ensure that Earl got the money! I am really pissed, and if I ever see this Dreamz bitch anywhere I am gonna beat that ass! He should be so embarrassed and ashamed, he looks like such a backstabbing BITCH! I hope all his friends and family turn on him, because that was lower than low. And to everyone who says its just a game, its what you do to win, thats a bunch of bullshit, because game or no game a promise is a promise and unless you want to look like a snake like Dreamz you would keep your word.

Is Dreamz an asshole for taking the car and lying to Yau?

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Lindsay Lohan has nip slip at the beach!

Monday, May 14th, 2007

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OMG look at all the cocaine around Lindsay Lohan! Oh…wait…thats sand, my bad! But for real, this BITCH’s tit is hanging out! And check out that hot guy she is with! Oh…wait..thats Calum Best, he’s not hot!

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