As you can obviously see from the pictures, Kidman was working the red carpet this weekend in a see through dress. Fortunately, or perhaps unfortunately, see managed to keep her real goodies hidden. But you would think after this many years on the red carpets, this bitch would have figured out clothes can become see through when a camera flash hits them! And besides being transparent, the dress was pretty cute, so I am not gonna hate on her to much.
So let me catch yall up on the Ellen drama, because I didn’t post it at first because I didn’t think it was really going to be anything interesting, but apparently the shit has hit the fan, people are crying and dogs are getting repossessed.
But anyways, Ellen adopted this dog named “Iggy” from the Mutts and Moms adoption agency, unfortunately, it could not adjust to being around her cats, so she gave to dog to her hairdresser, who has two children, and Iggy was there for two weeks. When the Mutts and Moms agency found out about this, they were pissed, saying that she signed a contract saying she would return the dog to them if she ever decided to get rid of it. So what did the agency do??? Instead of just checking to make sure the home was a good, safe one for the puppy, the forcible removed the dog from the home with the little kids.
Then Ellen publicly pleaded with the group via her talkshow, crying and saying she would pay whatever it takes to make it right again.
The Insider reports:
The attorney for Mutts & Moms tells “The Insider” that ELLEN DeGENERES’ formerly adopted dog has been placed in a new home. Sources tell ET that while the agency claims Ellen broke her contract by giving him away to a trusted co-worker, the Mutts & Moms owners themselves have not followed all the rules set by their company. They allegedly did not require Ellen or her partner PORTIA DeROSSI to fill out an application, nor did they change the registered owner information as they said they would. Our sources also tell us the family Ellen gave the dog to did fill out an application online when the dog took up residence with them. It was at that time the agency said they would come out to inspect their property as part of the adoption process. Instead, they reclaimed the dog after calling the police.
Stuff like this drives me CRAZY! The answer to what should have been done is so simple and obvious, yet uppity bitches wanna make things difficult for everyone involved. Its just ridiculous. And I know Ellen didn’t follow the rules in the contract she signed, but why would you punish children for her mistake??? What a sad, pathetic group of old grumpy ass bitches with too much time on their hands must the Mutts and Moms agency be.
BITCHney had a day full of steps forward for once, and managed to see her kids, supervised of course. She also passed a court ordered drug test, which means she must be clean of most drugs, although some things do pass through the system quickly. TMZ reports:
Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.
It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call “public perception,” Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids. But as one connected source says, “It’s all stabilized and it’s all good.”
Honestly, I think making your YOUNG ass kids wait outside your house for over forty minutes because you don’t want anyone “telling you how to raise your kids” is heinous. I can’t help but think that she is a MEGA CRAZY ASS BITCH!
And as far as her on going legal trouble for a hit and run, sources are reporting:
Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.
Maybe she can just like, give one of her kids to the lady to make up for hitting her car and not leaving a note…oh wait…she can’t because she doesn’t have custody!!! (and thats what I like to call a burn bitches!!)
And since I missed a few posts on what she was up to lately (sorry school has been hectic) here is a brief summary:
She reunited with her mom, and spent some time with her sister where they were attacked by a super bitchy over the top soccer mom who put her hands on Jamie Spears, who rebutted when the lady told her sister she was ruining the neighborhood by telling her “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!” Its really nice to see that is going to be just as classy as her big sis, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on videotape.
And its not over yet…..here is footage of the high school drop out showing of her brain power by smoking at the gas station, while she is at a pump. YAY for smart people!!! You can tell this bitch didn’t need to go and get on of those edjamakashun things.
What Brooke Hogan is wearing is just UNACCEPTABLE! Where the f do you even get stuff like this? She looks like a pirate hooker, on steroids, with bad weave and VERY hard nipples. I try extra hard to like her, just because she seems nice, but this outfit is where I draw the line. I cannot support shit like this, its just terrible.
The only place on earth where this would be acceptable is……in a STRIP CLUB!
With as much shit as I give BITCHney Spears, I was really hoping she would wow us at the VMA’s, but the BITCH didn’t! In fact, it was HORRIBLE. I have seen strippers put more thought into their stage show than BITCHney. And already the story is being turned around. Because, you know, its definitely not HER fault that her show sucked so bad, and here are the many, many excuses her and her few remaining fans have come up with:
1. Sarah Silverman - supposedly BITCHney heard her practicing her routine, specifically the part where she says that BITCHney’s kids are the “cutest mistakes” and said they were as cute as the vayjayjay that they came out of, and this threw BITCHney off her game. But, funny BITCH and awesome person altogether, Sarah Silverman denied BITCHney could have even heard it, because she never rehearsed any of her jokes there, and she went on after BITCHney committed career suicide.
2. Her Manager - Its the same guy responsible for driving Kelly Clarkson’s newest album straight into the ground.
3. MTV - They didn’t let her do her original show that included Criss Angel helping plan it, so she wasn’t very enthusiastic about and just didn’t try hard.
4. Her Booze - During rehearsals the drunk BITCH was drinking margaritas, and went out clubbing the night before, and the night after.
The only one of those options that make any type of sense at all is number 4, but I am pretty sure thats not right either because booze makes people dance like assholes, not brain dead slut moms. I think it more likely is a heavy dose of xanax and paxil mixed with booze that made her seem so dumb. OR….maybe she is just the dumb redneck BITCH we all thought she turned into.
And if you want a REALLY good laugh, just head over to BITCHney Spears fansite, BreatheHeavy.com, and read all these idiot-tards supporting BITCHney and hating on Sarah Silverman. Then I recommend you sign up and tell them why it was all BITCHney’s fault that she sucked.
Ohh, and if you really thought BITCHney’s crotch shots were all accidents, well she flashed it again after the VMA’s, in what I am guessing is, a pathetic cheap shot at getting attention.
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After the jump is the semi-NSFW pic of BITCHney flashing her beaver!!! (more…)
Yesterday I came across some sexy pictures of 18 year old High School Musical star, and Zac Efron’s girlfriend, and I thought there was no freaking way at all that these were real, so I didn’t post them. I mean, they clearly looked photoshopped, this BITCH’s head even looked too big to be natural, and I really thought it was just bad photoshopping. But in a move that surprised everyone, this silly little BITCH went and confirmed to TMZ that these pictures are 100% REAL!!!! And I would be really excited if I actually cared who Vanessa Hudgens or Zac Efron are, but the only reason I even recognize them is that they whore’d out their faces to more merchandise than Napoleon Dynamite. Her rep released this statement:
“This was a photo which was taken privately. It is a personal matter and it is unfortunate that this has become public.”
What won’t be unfortunate is when this little hoochie becomes famous for this!
And might I add, that for someone who has got to be pretty paid, she has got to have the most BORING room ever. It looks like a grandma should be living in that hole.
BWHAHAHAHA I am going to be laughing about this for DAYS!!! This BITCH just doesn’t fall, she flys down the stairs on her face! My guess is when she was swinging all that weave it just got too heavy and she was pulled down by it! But thats what happens when you have more fake hair on your head than all the drag queens in America. I also would like to think of it as god’s punishment for buying a freaking $45,000 purse. Because, no matter how dumb she looks slip n sliding on her face, she looks even more dumb walking around with a purse that looks like it was sewn together by an eclectic crackhead and costs the price of a car.
But props to the BITCH for going on with the show, I would have pouted like a lil BITCH because falling is only funny when it happens to other people.
The good news??? BITCHney is back to work filming her new video. The bad news? She looks like a biker BITCH going to a funeral.
I think if she pulls off a good song/good video the comeback plan will be into action. One wrong move by BITCHney though, and I think her career could follow in the footsteps of Michael Jackson where the next time we see her she is dangling a baby off a balcony and screaming for her cigarettes and cheetos.
Yes, I know it’s hard to believe, but BITCHney dressed herself like a $2 hooker again! You would think she would have ran out of the shittiest clothes on earth by now, but nope, the fug outfits keep coming. And you know this BITCH has to see these paparazzi shots of her looking like a fug monster, so why doesn’t she do something about it? I know why! Because BITCHney is trashy through and through and loves the attention she is getting! But soon enough she will learn, contrary to what most people say, all publicity is NOT good publicity.
Also, lets take a moment to reflect in silence about BITCHney’s other dogs, which are obviously being replaced by a new dog. Soon I bet she is going to do a kid swap as well!!
The fact that shirts with Paris Hilton’s face on them already exists is bad enough, but must the BITCH be wearing them herself?
For someone who supposedly found God while in jail she still looks like a materialistic, self centered BITCH to me!!! She is a really sad excuse for a human being, and the fact that she has idol worshippers is SCARY!!! What has she done? NOTHING that distinguishes her as a caring, smart, intelligent person at all. Probably because she is a pirate hooker in rich clothes. If she would have grown up in any other family than the Hilton’s the BITCH would be shopping in the womens Big & Tall department and saving up money to special order shoes in the right size because size 27 women’s shoes are hard to come by, you know???
BITCHney is still a mess, and still sporting the worst head of weave I have ever, EVER seen. She needs to go see a weavologist to help figure out what is going on in the bird nest that she calls hair. It honestly looks like she put gel in her hair to spike it or she has been washing her hair with motor oil, I can’t decide which. And apparently she likes to chain smoke the cigs and cry at the same time:
We spotted Brit last night at 8:30 p.m. at the Four Seasons hotel in Beverly Hills (where we’ve seen her almost every day for the past week) crying!
Apparently she was sobbing during dinner - with her new bodyguard/manny by her side - but still managed to puff through a few ciggies. She retreated upstairs to a room and we never spotted her again …
Her cousin/assistant Alli has been conspicuously absent over the past week, since we first saw the new bodyguard/manny come on board. A source is telling us Brit and Alli are taking a much-needed break after so much time together over the past few months — that a little spat has temporarily separated the two.
Honestly, getting rid of the cousin is probably a good idea, I could just tell that BITCH wanted to be famous too! She probably really thought the paparazzi were there to see her.
But we all know the BITCH isn’t! She sent a letter to X17 apologizing for the incident where she attacked a photographer and a car with an umbrella with her head shaved. Inside the mistakenly spelled letter, BITCHney tries to be sarcastic and take stabs at Kevin, and if it was suppose to make her look better, then she failed miserably. The letter reads:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
Actually, BITCHney I think you did get the part! You have completely switched places with Kfed, because at one point you were considered the good parent whereas now thats Kevin. I just didn’t realize the “role” meant you had to act trashier than him! In fact, I didn’t even realize “trashier than Kfe” existed, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t just go and prove it!
I think I will call this correlation “BITCHney’s theory of relative trashiness”.
Drunk and coked up! To be specific, she was almost double the legal limit and coke was in her system. But is anyone surprised, you don’t get the nickname Lindsay BLOWhan because you like blowing bubbles! I mean she ran a $180,000 car up on the curb and then ran from the scene, I didn’t need a toxicology report to tell me that the BITCH was on coke. What I do need is a lawyer to tell me how much trouble this BITCH is going to be in! Maybe the judge will give her time served for her rehab stay so far….I doubt it though!
And for the people who asked whats in her nose in this pic, its a rolled up dollar bill making due as a coke straw!
Wow, after watching that interview last night I am surprised I still have brain cells that are choosing to operate. I know it HAD to be Larry Kings low point in life, and I couldn’t help but laugh when they would show the upcoming Thursday show, which features Colin Powell with the title of “The state of the US and world”, which is much better suited for Larry King programming. Its hilarious to me that they would even invite her on the show, and you think with 23 days to prepare Hilton would have something smart to say, but nope, nothing. In fact I only heard LIES and dumb shit. Like when asked about what she disliked the most about herself and she answered “When I am nervous my voice gets really high.” Thats deep, REALLY deep, and honest to god she said it with a straight face. I think that alone is a testament to how much the BITCH has changed. When asked if she has ever used drugs or been addicted to drugs, she said no of course, but we all know thats a lie, as you can see in these lovely videos:
What I dont understand is why Larry let her get away with so much…like when she denied doing drugs, why didn’t he just play these videos? I mean, its not like I have exclusive rights to these, they are pretty much all over the freaking internet. I would like to think Larry knew this interview was a gimmick and didn’t put to much into it, but come on, the guy kept saying ADT instead of ADD. And I almost choked on a taquito when I heard her say that her favorite subject is creative writing, since she is a drop out and her heiress book says intelligent things like “never wake up before 10″, and her notes from jail sounded like a bad philosophy paper by a third grader who thinks philosophy is a company owned by Pillsbury. With written work like that though, the BITCH might just be our modern day Dr. Seuss!!!
If you have some extra time and would like some good laughs I have the entire Larry King show with Paris after the jump! (more…)
I just read this story, and it pisses me off! If you are too lazy to read the link, I will sum it up for you:
Gay student attending highschool paid $150 for a personal photo page, he submitted one of him and his boyfriend kissing, and when the yearbooks came in the teachers had all manually blacked out the image completely with markers BUT left pictures of straight couples kissing throughout, one literally across the page from his blacked out image. Now that this has become a case of public interest, the school is back peddling and issuing apologies left and right, even though on the weekend they issued statements in support of the choice they had made. But no matter what they say, and even if they reissue the yearbooks this kid will always remember that instead of taking an opportunity to embrace human rights and equality his school chose to be narrow minded bigots that pass judgment on people based on sexual orientation.
I will just never understand why people think the things they do based on the most random things like race and orientation. Its crazy the things that bother people, because I have no idea on earth why something like two guys kissing could cause an outrage. Two men kissing are more likely to cause a problem in the US than two guys holding each other up with guns, which is pathetic and shows where the priorities are.
And that tiny pic under the main one is this “illicit” image that was too shocking for highschool yearbooks…what a F-ing joke!!!
With just about half a day keeping her from the real world, it looks like the heiress may be coming home to a mess! Hilarious vandals tagged a wall in front of her house with “Parisexposed.com” (just in case you BITCH nuggets cant figure out what the graffiti says) which is better knowns as the site that put up all her personal shit that she left in an unpaid storage unit. At the site you can see awesome things like her herpes prescription, sex tapes, a guy covered in blow, Paris Hilton hooking up with fellow incarcerate and Girls Gone Wild owner Joe Francis. Or you can just see it here for free!
I am so glad this video was the first thing I saw today, because now I am assured that no matter what happens, today will be a good day. The video is really that good. I think they could of hoed it up a little more, but overall, its about as accurate as any documentary I have ever seen!
Surpisingly its not because she was sleeping with the judge(I guess he heard the BITCH had herpes!) but instead its what her Grandpa had done for the sheriff that surely inclined him to release the drunk driver! Radar reports:
Sheriff Lee Baca, the Los Angeles law-enforcement official who ordered Hilton released from jail after serving only three days in her 45-day sentence, accepted a $1,000 campaign donation last year from William Barron Hilton—Paris’s grandfather. That contribution constituted the maximum amount allowable under California campaign rules.
And to the fans saying people are only jealous of Paris, you’re dumb! Who is jealous of a high school drop out that is only known for making sex tapes and having herpes???
There really is a God and he has answered my prayers! Super skanky Paris Hilton was ordered today to go back to jail after her short house arrest hiatus. The judge must be a super hero or something, impervious to her skank appeal and money! After the sentencing Paris was heard screaming “It’s not fair!!!” and “Mom!” which is kind of funny because just earlier this week she said this:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.”
and
“This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.”
But I guess she didn’t really mean those prepared statements from her lawyers, because when the judge said she would have to serve out the remainder of her sentence, 18 days(23 days minus the 5 she has served) she cried like the little BITCH she is. But fortunately for the rest of us, the herpes covered boozer is safely behind bars where she belongs!
Speaking about the status of her mental health, the sheriff said this:
“This lady has some severe problems.”….”I can’t trust her tenuous status,”
Unfortunately for us her lawyer is already preparing her appeal, pleading habeus corpus, which means something like illegal holding of the body and she will be spending the weekend in the medical ward of the jail….my guess is because the high risk of a full blown herpes pandemic!
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