Rumors are flying this morning about a possible Lindsay Lohan sex tape, and there is even one blurry, pixelated picture being thrown around the internet, of a girl holding a wiener in her mouth. Said picture(above) is suppose to be Lohan in a still shot of the film, that was recorded on a cell phone with her ex Calum Best, but apparently Miss Ho can’t remember it being filmed!!! From gossiprocks:
ok well remember that whole lindsay lohan callum best sex tape thing a while back.. that turned out to be bogus..untill now. apparently callum sent the video (which was filmed on his cell phone) when the 2 where an item has been sent to some of his friends…which as you may have guessed have been trying to sell the video. Anyway so i have this friend (cant say her name.) who is friends with lindsay lohan. She’s just emailed me saying that someone has sent an email to lindsay with a screen clip from the movie, and shes freaking out because she “cant remember it being filmed”. i shall have this picture soon hopefully, my friend is sending me it. she said that you can see lindsay giving oral…
Common sense tells me not to ever trust a blurry picture on the internet, but come on, you just KNOW its her, this bitch goes gaga for the cock!
This picture of Lohan and her prepubescent fans is disturbing to say the least. If the kids of America really look up to this DUI-getting-snatch-baring-cocaine-snorting-boozing-rehab-bouncing “actress” the future here is going to be very bleak.
Let me describe token gay guy Josh from Big Brother, in his own words:
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!CUNT!!!
Okay…phew…now that I got that off my chest, you might be wondering why I hate this tool bag so much. Well, first off, he has CRAZY mood swings, from angry to joking, and he totally makes shit up about people. Secondly, he talked about how you cant get HIV having unprotected anal sex if you are on top, which is pretty much like reasoning a woman can’t get preggo if she is on top, aka completely fucking mental. Pictures of him hoovering up the porcelain powder are all over the internet. He bragged about spreading gonorrhea. He hates on Allison in the house for her clothes when I swear to god this guy wore a UT sweatshirt, with shorts, and matching crocs, and I am talking about the rubber ones, not pimp ass gator shoes.
Lastly, and probably the most important/hilarious thing ever, his weiner doesn’t even hang past his balls and it honestly looks like that baby dick picture from Scary Movie. And its not like he has Cisco Adler balls people. And please tell me I am not the only one who thought when guys shaved, it was suppose to make the beast look bigger????
So let me rephrase my rant:
COKEHEAD CUNT! COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!COKEHEAD CUNT!
And I hope to God he reads this, because, he is from Dallas like myself, and I would love to meet up with him once the show is over and slap him in the face with a log of bologna over and over again before I, in his own words, “rip him a new twat”. If you are friends with this douchebag, dickweed Josh, please let me know how I could make this ultimate fantasy smackdown happen.
See the naked picture of Josh’s pussy penis after the jump! Obviously NSFW.
If you are addicted to crap-tastic reality shows like myself, you are loving this season of Rock of Love, and now there is even more juicy gossip about the show! Daisy, pictured above, who is the resident Pam Anderson rip off, just fuglier, happens to have a VERY famous uncle…..think you can guess who??? The only hint I will give is that he probably has asked to borrow her clothes before….
I’m going to be straight up with you, I don’t get this Jackass shit at all. I have only seen clips from their movies, and usually their shows end up making me so nauseous that I end up changing the channel, but Johnny Knoxville’s odd appeal somehow cues up my interest, and I end up watching from time to time. Fortunately, in this clip, there isn’t anything that will make you hurl, unfortunately, for Johnny boy, he almost loses his balls doing a bike stunt.Video of the stunt above, then video of him talking about what exactly happened to his nuts on Jimmy Kimmel after the jump. (more…)
LITERALLY!!!! Someone with way to much freaking time made a jelly bean portrait of George Clooney, and its kind of cool, I guess.
On another note, jelly beans are gross and should be banned. Especially jellybellies, because, wtf is wrong with them that they would make a popcorn flavored jelly bean?
Note to Alyssa Milano: Don’t ever stand near an airbrushed photo of yourself, it only makes you look shittier in real life!!!! I do like her girl sports team clothes, but when da fuck is she going to have the NHL line out????
This SHIT is all kinds of crazy! During the Florida Panthers @ Buffalo Sabres game, hockey player Richard Zednik was going into the corner, when teammate Olli Jokinen was hit so hard his feet flew above his head, allowing for his right skate to connect with Zednik’s neck(watch in slow mo at 1:25), and slice it severely. Zednik managed to skate to his bench, where Buffalo doctors whisked him away, and were able to stiffen the bleeding as he was rushed to the hospital to undergo emergency surgery to repair a severed carotid artery. And his team lost. He is recovering in a Buffalo hospital.Lets all wish him a safe and fast recovery!!!
I thought we might need a break today from the grim news of death and celebrity antics, so here is some cool car doors for you to enjoy. These doors > lamborghini doors.
Just look at what Best Buy went and did! Literally hours after his death, they had printed signs up advertising Heath Ledger’s death, and reminded you to remember the actor through his work, which they had conveniently had for sale on the table right in front of their makeshift obituary.
In all honesty, this shit is disgusting, and I know if whoever was responsible for this worked for me, that ass would be fired! I mean, when did it become couth to do such a thing? Maybe in a few days, with a nicely printed something, but a shit sign with an even shittier cliche on the bottom is just tacky.
The BLEACH bottle that is! And considering how rough she looks, her hair color barely makes a difference on her appearance. Plus, its never washed or styled, so it really doesn’t matter how the bitch decides to wear it, it will be looking gross. That shirt is the hotness though.
Pretty much everyone in the world can agree that pregnancy is the most disgusting thing ever. And amazingly, Christina Aguilera is making it look even worse by wearing ghoulish, caked on make up and a dress that is too short, too see through and much, much too tight.
That inside out bellybutton thing she has put on display by wrapping it in spandex is honestly the most disturbing thing I have seen. The bitch just needs to stay home, wear a muu muu and not emerge until that baby human is out of her body.
Locked in the basement and fed through a small opening in the door! It’s not even the fact that he is all gothic either, it’s just he seriously looks like he wants to start murdering people.
And wtf, does being a goth render your smile useless? It’s like if you decide to dress so gloomy, at least try to put a freaking smile on your over powdered cake face.
Am I right, or am I right bitch nuggets??? I said just a few days ago, that Paris Hilton was so desperate for attention that she would be flashing the papz soon, and low and behold, the bitch strikes with a pantyless pantyhose shot!
And can someone please explain to me why she is wearing this outfit in the first place? It’s damn near December, so why are we still seeing close up shots of this smelly hookers ass? Because I don’t give a fuck who you are, if you walk and your dress accidentally rides up to show your entire ass, maybe you should put something else on. Or if you are a giant like Hilton, shrinking 30 inches.
Because her children are furry little beast! Well, at least, her non adopted daughter is. And normally, I wouldn’t make fun of kids, but this is so bad that it could be considered child abuse. And I know for a fact by the time I was 11 that I knew eyebrows shouldn’t touch and girls don’t grow mustaches.
The pic of Madonna’s furry babe is after the jump, so click through to see for yourself how undergroomed this child is!
And if you don’t know who I am talking about, that probably means you are over the age of 13 and don’t have a daughter, because apparently, they are the new “Hanson” of their time. One of them, the main one I think, seems to be a little….how do I put this nicely….a little bit more dumb than the others because apparently he has problems walking over crushed glass, though I am sure its probably one of the easiest things to do, other than just walk. But yeah, he trips/slips and falls to his knees and plays it off pretty quickly, but thankfully it was captured on video to be watched and rewatched a million times, because, laughing at people falling never gets old.
Its just a couple of seconds into the video, after you see hordes of prepubescent girls running toward the stage in a frightening debacle.
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He is recovering in a Buffalo hospital.Lets all wish him a safe and fast recovery!!!
