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Like honestly, how sad does this picture make you?

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Heath Ledger with daughter

 

Heath Ledger, with his two year old daughter, Matilda.

Heath Ledger kicks the bucket

Tuesday, January 22nd, 2008

Heath Ledger’s last picture ever

Heath Ledger, 28, was found dead in a New York apartment at 3:35 pm today. He was discovered face down, naked and unconscious in his bed, when a masseuse came over for a previously scheduled appointment, when there was no answer to the knocks on his door, the masseuse, along with the housekeeper entered his room. They immediately called the authorities, and paramedics announce him dead at the scene. Rumors of accidental overdoses or possible suicide have been rampant, and an autopsy is scheduled for tomorrow.

It has been reported that sleeping pills were strewn around his room, and that he suffered from a substance abuse problem. Other stories speculate at that he was sick with pneumonia, although he was seen dining with his model girlfriend Gemma Ward earlier that night. He is survived by his daughter, who is only two. He was also previously married to Michelle Williams, and divorced in September 2007.

TMZ put together a nice little timeline of Heath’s life:

— Born Heathcliff Andrew Ledger, April 4, 1979 in Perth, Australia
– Son of a French teacher and race car driver/mining engineer
– Graduated high school early at 16 and began to pursue a career in acting
– Made his first big screen splash in the US in 1999 as Patrick Verona in “10 Things I Hate About You”
– Dated Naomi Watts in 2002
– Won a ShoWest Award for the Male Star of Tomorrow based on his performance in “The Patriot”
– Named one of Australian GQ’s Men of the Year for acting, 2003
– In 2005, he received a Golden Globe nomination for “Best Actor in a Drama” for “Brokeback Mountain”
– Heath becomes engaged to Michelle Williams, whom he met on the set of “Brokeback Mountain”
– Daughter Matilda Rose born October 28, 2005
– Academy Award Best Actor nominee for his role in “Brokeback Mountain”, 2006
– Williams and Ledger split in August, 2007
– Heath found dead in NYC at the age of 28, January 22, 2008

So yeah. Wow. This is really sad, I use to have the biggest crush on him, especially in the patriot. And now I feel like a big jerk for bitching about having to go to school today because it was too freaking cold outside. Because I must say, going to lab while freezing all day is much better than being dead. :( What really sucks for him is that he didn’t even get to see himself in his (sure to be) best film ever, “The Dark Knight”, where he plays a grim Joker.

The above picture is the most recent picture of Heath, taken Saturday on the set of the new movie he was working on, “The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus”, which was scheduled for next year.

Oh yeah, I almost forgot…

Wednesday, January 16th, 2008

Brad Renfro looking fucked up

Actor Brad Renfro died yesterday. He was 25 and a probable drug junkie who had several run ins with the cops, including a bust for allegedly trying to purchase heroin from an undercover police operation. While toxicology reports will be needed to confirm the cause of death, most likely it was drug related.

But gross drug use aside, when I was like 10 I had the BIGGEST crush on him. You best believe I had all those TigerBeat magazine pull outs on my wall, and the Tom and Huck movie he did with JTT was the B-O-M-B baby!!!

So RIP to him.

DDDDAAYYYYUUUUM! Rapper Pimp C DEAD!

Tuesday, December 4th, 2007


Another Houston rapper bites the dust….

According to TMZ reports, rapper Pimp C of UGK, government name Chad Butler, was found dead in bed on the sixth floor of the Hollywood hotel Mondrian. He was 33. No reports on the cause of death yet, so I am assuming it wasn’t gun related, but who knows? Being in Hollywood though, I bet he was coked up, boozed up and syruped up, but they will probably just call it “heart failure”.

RIPeezy BITCH!


UPDATE 1:
Apparently Pimp C had been in town for a performance this past Saturday with Too Short. And UGK’s record label, Jive, issued this statement confirming the rappers death:

“It is with great sadness that Jive Records announces the passing of Chad “Pimp C” Butler, a member of the celebrated rap duo UGK (Underground Kingz). Jive Records’ President and CEO Barry Weiss states: “We mourn the unexpected loss of Chad. He was truly a thoughtful and kind-hearted person. He will be remembered for his talent and profound influence as a pioneer in bringing southern rap to the forefront. He will be missed and our prayers remain with his family and Bun B. I’ve known Chad since he was 18, and we loved him dearly and he was a cherished member of the Jive family.”

Born in Port Arthur, Texas, Butler’s father was a trumpet player who played professionally with Solomon Burke. Outside of his father, the 33-year old rapper’s influences varied, ranging from Bobby Bland, Jimmy McGriff, the 1960’s Motown artists to Run DMC. Butler met his inseparable partner Bernard “Bun B” Freeman in high school where they formed UGK. In 1992, the duo signed to Jive Records and went on release a total of eight albums for the label. They earned their highest achievement earlier this year when their most recent album, UGK (Underground Kingz), debuted in the number one position on the album pop chart. According to the New York Times, UGK “helped inspire a generation of Southern hip-hop stars, from OutKast to Lil Wayne.”

Bun B is not available for comment at this time.”

Cop calls 911 after eating pot brownies, thinks he is dying.

Monday, May 14th, 2007

This has to be the funniest thing I have seen today!!! My favorite quotes from 911 call:

“I think we’re dead. I really do.”

“Whats the score on the Red Wings game?”

“My wife and I did, Cuba, come here?”

So wtf, is his wife’s name Cuba?

Joe Francis: to much of a puff for prison!

Monday, April 23rd, 2007

Joe Francis Mug Shot

Apparently Joe Francis is not doing handling being locked up to well, and to say I am not surprised is an understatement, he looks like he would be a little cupcake! You just know he is the jailhouse BITCH! His lawyer said this to TMZ about his stay so far:

(Francis) is having “full-blown anxiety attacks” and is “breaking down,” his lawyer tells the News-Herald of Panama City, Fla. He is isolated in a cold cell with only a towel and a blanket to keep him warm. And the poor, poor multimillionaire’s plight is being exacerbated by his jail ward-mate, Robert Bailey, who has been sentenced to die for killing a police officer. Bailey, according to Aaron Dyer, Francis’ lawyer, “would sit there and yell, ‘Girls Gone Wild! Joe Francis! Whoo!” Last week, Francis missed the medication cart and “went into a full-blown anxiety attack.”

I wonder what gang he is going to join? Muslims? Skinheads? I dunno but he better hope someone lets him in quick, or he might not make it!

Larry Birkhead is the Baby Daddy BITCH

Tuesday, April 10th, 2007

Larry Birkhead and Anna Nicole Smith

I have been saying this since the beginning, but finally today the results are in. Larry Birkhead is definitely the father, and as everyone assumed, slime ball Howard K. Stern is not. Now I wanna know when he gets the baby, if Howard K. is going to try and stay involved, and wtf momma Virgie has to say.

Anna’s Private Diaries

Friday, April 6th, 2007

Anna Nicoles Diary
Anna Nicoles Diary 1

Two diaries written by Anna Nicole have emerged, emphasizing the tragic blonde’s lifestlye, and providing fans with an insight into her turmoiled filled life. The saddest part about it all is the inscription on the inside cover of one, “This diary belongs to Vickie Smith(Anna’s real name). Do Not Read!”, and yet these will be going up for public auction along with many other personal items.

June 11, 1992
“It was a okay day…..I had lunch with Howard. Someone ran over my cat yesterday. I was real sad. Clay came over last nite and gave me some sleeping pills.”


June 13, 1992

She wrote she was hungover and stayed home to watch a movie, and that she “Took a Zandrex!”

Zantrex is a weightloss pill.

August 16, 1992

“I’ve been really stressed out lately and depressed and I can’t quit eating. I feel like a pig,”


June 23, 1992

“O my Gosh!! Paul Marsiano called today to see if I got his books also I’m gonna go to San Antonio to do photo shoot…..”I’m so excited!! This could be it. :):):):):)”

June 25, 1992
In reference to spending $3000 on new clothes at Neiman Marcus:

“I’m so happy they look great….I hope it empresses Paul Marsiano . . . I’m starving!! I’ve been starving myself.”

On her Oil Tycoon husband:

“Howard has been buying me som jewelry but he calls me 15 or 20 times a day it drives me crazy. I love him but he aggravates me somtimes,”

and in the same entry:

“I don’t no what to do about Paul hes strange guy. I hate for men to want sex all the time.”

“Chow!”

“Hes so very weak and fragile When I touch him Im afraid he might break”
“If Jesus desides to take him I dont no what I’ll do. I want each hour to comfort him with medicines and prayers.”

“I love him so much it hurts me to site and watch him when hes hurting I just want to hold him touch him let him no how much I care.”

Christmas Story director and son die in car crash

Thursday, April 5th, 2007

A Christmas Story

Police reported that on Wednesday, Robert Clark, 67 and his son Ariel Hanrath-Clark, 22 were both fatally injured in a car accident. The driver of the car is still hospitalized, and investigations will be started to see if any charges should be brought upon the driver. Another woman was injured and released from the hospital.

Title this “A Tragic Story”.