By wearing PRISON JUMPSUIT ORANGE!! While the color actually looks not too bad on her, its still a fug dress that is ill fitting. But Jess herself looks the best I have seen her in a while, all those gym visits are paying off! She always looks her best when she doesn’t overkill the makeup and looks more natural, because the makeup has a tendency to make her look tranny, especially when paired with the BITCH’s wide shoulders. Overall though, I will chalk this one up as a win for Jess.

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Well, there is good news for all BITCHney Spears fans around the world!!! If the comeback fails, she can simply be replaced by her hotter, younger and child free sister! Because no matter what you say, when I look at BITCHney, all I see is a washed up honky that has had more weiners in her than the Tsunami at a hot dog eating competition. But replace her with her sister, and its like a time machine has taken us back to the days with BITCHney was at the top of her game. All she needs to do is turn 18 and get some implants!!!

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WHY BITCH, WHY???? I am pretty sure the reaction you received the first time you wore these pants should have been plenty enough reason to burn these fugly assless pants. I really am trying over here to keep liking you, you are just so adorable on that show, but these things keep making it harder and harder for me to defend liking you. I know you have a brain in there, and you know these pants are ugly and shouldn’t be worn. So do the right thing and NEVER, EVER wear these things again, okay BITCH???

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Well, I am not sure if this outfit actually belongs to her sons, but I guarantee it would fit them both!!! I like how BITCHney tries and makes the outfit fit by stretching and pulling it. Either she needs to buy clothes that fit or she needs to learn to be comfortable with her c section scar showing! And wtf is all over her leg?? Grossness! But speaking of her legs, they are looking a little bit better, she just needs to get some definition going on!

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Well maybe I just love to hate her because she looks so fine when she should be looking miserable!!! She is so close to popping! Most mothers at this stage look rough, but this BITCH just looks fierce, and naked!!! I know there was a lot of airbrushing going on, but kudos to the prego BITCH for looking this well! And since she is pregnant, we will let the fact that her butt looks like some weird box thing when she is sitting on her man’s lap! We wont let the hubby off so easy….dude looks like a grade A cupcake! He needs to toughen up a bit I think.

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And surprisingly he looks pretty normal! I was starting to get worried with all the Michael Jackson type things BITCHney was doing with him, like covering him with a blanket. But yeah, he’s a baby as you can clearly see and not an alien or dog. Too bad though, I bet BITCHney wished she woulda stuck to the teacup chihuahuas instead of babies!

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BITCHney was spotted in this teeny bikini as she took her family for an ocean ride, and the weird thing is that she doesn’t look hot, but she doesn’t look not hot either. The outfit almost works for me, but she should have worn a big floppy hat instead of one that Kfed left behind after the divorce.

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one GIANT ass!!! Who even knew she had back like that? I bet Jay Z made her beef her butt up, because we know he like them thick like Beyonce! But really, that haircut is disgusting, and it makes her look like a little boy. So BITCH go run and get some weave fast!

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Usually when you see Tyra in the streets she is looking a mess, but for once she pulled it together and looked gorgeous and skinnier than usual! BITCH was looking big on Top Model, so I am glad to see her looking more like her old self. Work that street like its a runway BITCH!

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BITCHney must have worked real hard at the dance studio, at least, thats what I am gonna blame for her face looking a mess! But for real, Brit does look like she is getting a sense of humor back and having fun again! That alone makes her look that much better! No one likes a scowling BITCH!

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I love this BITCH so much!! She is just so adorable! But man, the Maxim airbrush team must be really good! I cant even see her jew horns in these pictures!

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Looks like Nick Lachey could probably use some of ex wife Jessica Simpson’s hair extensions because his hair is looking thin in these pictures! Certainly Nick Lachey isn’t looking thin anywhere else though, looks like he turned to food to deal with the divorce depression.

And what is the deal with the range of emotion? Its like they were happy and cuddly, then Vanessa Minnillo noticed the balding hair, started to pout and then she put a Katie Holmes crazy grin on and got out the pool.

Cute but weird BITCHES.

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Almost everyone in Hollywood could take lessons from Jessica Alba. BITCH has her shit together, she looks great and people love her, plus she is not a sloppy ho!

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Sometimes I think she just does these things to mess with people. But then I realized, that towel, its there to cover her neck thats probably covered in a zillion hickeys.

Either way, BITCHney looks “healthier” than usual.

p.s. BITCH where did you get that early 90’s Malibu shirt? I LOVE IT!

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I think a few more nose jobs and she’ll be there!

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What celebrity is actually trashy enough to wear blue and yellow granny panties with a see through dress?

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These pictures of Drew at the CBS Late Show are so refreshing. She just looks so fresh faced, sweet and happy, which is a change from the typical female actress these days. Just something about seeing her look so good in these pictures makes the other tabloid whores look even more whorish.

BITCH you look beautiful, keep it up!

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I don’t know if its just me or what, but I would probably never ever wear that to a zoo, ever, but since I like Nicole Richie I could care less what she wears. She is the cutest skinny girl ever, so I am not sure what she is doing with this chump hanging off of her face. I vote that all these hollywood BITCHES stand up for themselves and start dating people who are not complete tool bags.

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