Isn’t this jacket just the shit??? I love it! It’s just so Beatles/New Orleans marching band style that it works, at least for me anyways! The strips, and the big collar are just toooo awesome, I would work this jacket harder than a pimp on a ho in Vegas!
And I know there is a story that goes along with this….something like…she’s working on a country album, blah blah blah, kuwait perform for the troops, blah blah blah….. but I would rather just stick to jacket talk.
Proud mama Christina Aguilera is on the cover of People this week, debuting the latest edition of her family, baby Max Liron. And she looks happy. And thats about all the interesting things I can say about these pics, because, new babies are boring, all they do is just lie there and they all look like little shriveled up raisins of people and to be frank, I really don’t like them. Not just Max, ALL babies, except for the awesome ones.
She is so cute and adorable, even for a skinny bitch! I just don’t understand why she isn’t more popular….all though the last thing I saw her in was All That on Nickelodeon, which was possibly one of the most awesome shows on Nickelodeon ever, which still doesn’t explain why she isn’t very famous.
And I must add that the color of the dress/shirt thingy is beautiful!!!
Ellen Page! I mean, I haven’t even seen Juno yet, but I already know, she is a instant favorite. Plus, I saw her on Letterman this week, and she is just too adorable for words!
My only complaint is that her arms look like those of a pizzly bear and her pinky toe has gone awol, but with some wax and Jimmy Choo’s she will clean up nicely.
Since the bitch is never getting naked or acting like a dumb whore a lot of stories about her manage to fall through the cracks, but here she looks stunning on the cover of Complex magazine. She really stepped up the sexiness and left her “cuteness” behind. I must say though, I don’t agree with her quote above the third picture about never trusting people with too much cleavage, because I am pretty sure the exact opposite is true: Never trust a girl with no cleavage, because she is probably a man.
Uhmm, I guess she is feeling down since superstar quarterback Tony Romo dumped her for Jessica Simpson, but that is still no excuse for this dress that makes me want to barf more than red wine. It’s shapeless, bright, and even too tacky for me. Cute Bitch, FUG dress.
We all know Katie’s bff is Posh Spice, but did she really think she could jack her hair style, and make it hers by just adding bangs??? I don’t think so!!! But it looks cute, so who really cares?
Jamie Lynn Spears seems like a really cute, sweet, innocent girl (remind you of how anyone else use to act?) but something about her screams “I’LL NEVER BE THAT FAMOUS!”. But I guess it could just be the shadow she is standing in next to bat shit crazy Brit.
Anyways, here is a picture of her at the US Weekly Hot Hollywood Party, which just so happens to be the dumbest f-ing name I have ever heard for a party.
It looks like rehab is treating Lindsay Lohan pretty well, just don’t mention the rumors of her banging some musician guy and destroying his marriage while they were both in the rehab program. Rumors are circulating that she was going to be released this weekend, but according to her WONDERFUL enabling mother she aint going anywhere, and will continue her stay in the Utah rehab.
Here is to hoping this bitch gets her stuff together, and doesn’t turn into an ugly old druggie ho face before she is 25.
OMFG, I usually don’t think kids are very cute or anything besides annoying for that matter, but when babies hold hands its the cutest f-ing thing ever. Like EVER, EVER. Except for this.
And if I was a baby mind reading genius, which I am, I would have to say that something along the lines of “oh shizit Mom’s driving and done went and dyed her hair again so lets cling on to each other for safety since she is prolly drunk n hizigh on pills” is going through their minds. (And yes, BITCHney’s kids only speak in baby rapper slang. )
And can someone please explain to me why this bitch is driving still? Didn’t she JUST get charged for not having a valid license???
I dunno about you, but I think this BITCH is just too cute for words! And its not that she is “hot” by the typical definition, but something about her is definitely appealing, I just can’t put my finger on it.
Christina Aguilera and hubby Jordan Bratman were out and about showing off her baby bump and giant gazangas! And I don’t know about you but I really can’t freaking wait to see what this baby is going to look like, because there is a 50/50 chance that it could look like its hobbit-warlock dad, which in baby form would be terrifying!!! And I know you are not suppose to make fun of children, but if it looks even remotely like Bratman it’s game time BITCHES, because, well, I hate babies.
Angelina Jolie and Zahara have matching purses! This pic is just too cute on too many levels! I freaking love it.
And in other Angelina Jolie news, you can see the full frontal CGI of her in the new movie Beowolf right here. I still don’t know how I feel about this movie though, I was really excited about the story but the CGI seems pretty CHEEEEZY!
And by all time, I mean right now. But really, Michael Cera, who is the guy from Superbad in case you have been living under a freaking rock, is just about the most adorable nerd of all time. I just wanna hug him, he is too precious for words. He is a gentleman and a scholar!!!
And isn’t it cute that he gets paparazzi pictures now? It’s just so cute I could throw up!
I am so sick of people dissing on this couple because they hate on a Ice T dating a white woman. Or rather, people like to hate on a white woman dating a black man who is/was successful in the industry. Because really, WHO GIVES A FUCK what color who is??? People should be giving props to CoCo because she has to sleep with this out of shape blob that is known as Ice T. I heard they were getting a reality show, but the only reality show Ice T needs to be doing is Celebrity FAT Club!
But don’t worry, I am not tripping, they are still my favorite hip hop couple by far!!! There is nothing more beautiful than the love between a rapper and his big booty BITCH! I give props to them for seeming really happy even though EVERYONE wants to hate on their relationship and the fact that CoCo is white.
p.s. Isn’t it funny to think that Paris Hilton has probably banged more people than CoCo??? And isn’t it funny that she would probably call Ice T racist names like the n word??? WAIT! That aint funny at all! But it’s true, we all know Paris is a bigot! Here is the proof!
Funny, preggo BITCH Nicole Richie got lucky today when an LA Judge approved an extension for her looming court date that was originally set for today. She faces DUI charges stemming from an incident where she was stoned and pill f*cked and driving on the wrong side of the highway. Her extended court date, granted because her Doctor expert is vacationing, will be on August 16. Her witness will be testifying against the legitimacy of a drug test administered to Nicole by officers on the scene.
It was all funny and hilarious when Paris went to jail, but lets hope Nicole just gets a slap on the wrists….I think 5 days would be enough!!
Unless somehow she grew some extra perky, hard boobs randomly out of nowhere, I think its safe to say she got some store bought fronts. But I think its a good move for her, they definitely look nice. An even better move for the BITCH though would be doing Playboy!!! But who really cares if her boobs are fake or not, just as long as she isn’t wearing those hideous pant chaps.
But really, I can’t say it enough, I really do love this BITCH and I hope she gets super famous so I don’t have to hide the fact that I love her!! She just seems too sweet!!!
This BITCH is just too adorable even though she looks the exact same here as she did last time we saw her. I mean everything is the same, the dress, the hair and the lame poses! It bothers me that this BITCH looks so cute and she isn’t more famous, I mean I have only seen her on All That but even as an annoying little twit on the show she was pretty funny. And in honor of all that, here is the intro song!!! YAY!! Who else thought Kel was hot???
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