Everyones favorite naked Disney Bitch Vanessa Hudgens is apparently getting peeved at dating a pansy, via MSNBC:
She wants to date a man, not a little girl,” an insider revealed to Star. “Vanessa told (Zac) to stop being such a sissy and freaking out when he gets blemishes.” The source went on to claim Zac nearly bailed on a birthday bash for Vanessa’s little sis, Stella, last month after spying an enormous zit on his cheek. “He just flipped out. He knew there were a bunch of girls at the party who worship him - and he didn’t want them all staring at his pimple.” Once the teen queen offered up her tube of concealer, all was well - for Zac. “Vanessa doesn’t want to share makeup with her boyfriend,” the source said. “It makes her feel weird.“
If he didn’t look like such a wussy, I would say its okay to use some concealer to hide a zit, but dude can’t be crying like a little bitch about it. Thats pathetic and unattractive, and this is why Zac Efron is the BITCH of the day!
Okay, yall all know I loved her album, but this bitch is getting to be too much for me. In this video she spends a good 25 seconds digging in her nasty ass beehive wig trying to pull something out, then she appears to snort something quickly and screws a lid back on whatever she pulled out of her hair.
Can we say that is one NASTY BITCH!!!! At least keep your shit together enough to not be snorting coke on stage.
But I just can’t get escape from BITCHney Spears news! And at least these show the side of BITCHney we are use to seeing, you know, the crying-angry-starbucks-holding-cigarette-smoking-ass-flashing classy lady that she is. What is surprising is the fact the BITCH chose to wear panties! And the first person who can tell me wtf is wrong with her legs in the last thumbnail wins a prize! What prize you ask?? Why a lovely kick to the face! Really though, thats all I have to give.
So Sienna Miller had pictures leak online from the set of her new movie, and the first thing to note about these pictures is that she is naked. The second thing to note would be the fact that she is PISSED that her scene wasn’t more protected and that pictures got out on the internet, and now she doesn’t even want to film her other naked scenes. My thing is, whats to be pissed about??? Wouldn’t we have all seen this in the movie anyways? If you don’t mind be recorded on a camera naked, then why are you gonna get pissed when the whole world sees still frames of your too bony back, mediocre ta-ta’s and your kinda flat butt?
Poor, poor pitiful Owen Wilson. Life is just too hard for him, and thats why, on Monday, he reportedly tried to kill himself. And when I say “poor, poor pitiful” I really mean “rich, rich asshole”. Really, wtf is up with this? He is paid off his ass and spends all his time drinking and going to strip clubs, so whats to be depressed about? Insiders say an addiction to heroin and cocaine, topped off with the recent split from Kate Hudson may have led to Owen’s suicide attempt. Us Magazine reports:
Wilson visited a St. Monica church in his neighborhood on August 23, out of either devotion or desperation. Three days later, actor Luke Wilson, 35, found his brother in his Santa Monica, California, home with his left wrist slashed, having ingested a quantity of pills.
While the news stunned Owen’s fans, members of his and Hudson’s inner circles were reportedly all too aware of his private struggles with depression and addiction to cocaine and heroin.
According to sources close to the actor, his downward spiral only worsened after his June split from Hudson, 28.
“We always thought he was just too fun-loving, but now it’s obvious he was just dealing with way too much to handle,” says a family friend.
After reading that I guess I am suppose to feel worse for him, but I don’t. I think it makes him seem like a big cry baby BITCH, who needs to grow up and stop trying to be 25. This pathetic ploy for attention and pity doesn’t work on me at all. There are plenty of people out there that are dying right now, or don’t even know they are about to die, and I am sure they would do anything to trade places with someone who is healthy and well off.
With so much free time on her hands, Paris Hilton is now writing letters back to fans in response to the flood of mail she has gotten at the jail, and E! just so happened to obtain one. Warning, with each sentence you read of this letter you risk severe and permanent brain damage!!
It looks as if she put a lot of thought into her jail stay, saying that she is sad and alone. Once again, Paris Hilton takes the “NO SHIT!” moment of the day with that one. I like how her handwriting looks like something a 1st grader would struggle to scribble out, I guess that is the benefit of being a drop out, you never had to learn to write(or learn how to spell receiving)! I also love how her signature looks so planned out with the swooping designs and heart dots, because, thats just how mature 26 year olds sign their name and look extra cool at the same time.
Leave it to Paris Hilton to spend more state money than any other inmate. Since she is pretending she has severe medical issues, she has to be kept in the special medical ward, which costs $1109.78 a day versus the normal costs of $99.64. Now if she really needed the medical assistance that badly while in jail, she would need it outside of jail as well. But we all know what Paris does when she is not in jail, and its not cry and not eat, its party and booze! And I must say, if she is medically this bad off, I don’t think daddy Hilton should be planning a release party in Las Vegas but instead needs to subsequently enroll her into a psychiatric ward. Because really, if she has to have this much medical aid to get through the jail visit she has serious other issues that need to be addressed. Mary Tiedemen, Director of the ACLU, whatever the hell that means, said this about the condition a prisoner needs to be in before getting into the medical ward:
Mary Tiedeman, who monitors jails for the ACLU, told the AP Hilton is being housed in an area usually reserved for high-security inmates or those with severe health problems: “I don’t know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail.”
And even Rick and Kathy Hilton gave a tidbit about their daughter’s “awful” stint in jail, stating:
“She’s very scared…..It’s tough in there. It’s cold.”
Out of everything to complain about, such as the fungi outbreak the jail has experienced, they complain about it being cold??? I am sorry, but if the worse thing you can complain about in jail is it being to cold, I think you are going to be okay. I highly doubt that is the main complaint of the normal peasant prisoners.
So fans of Paris…..is the BITCH really crazy and needs to medical attention or is she just faking?? Not that being one or the other makes it better, either she is crazy or a liar so which is it??? Let me know….
According to many sources, Paris will not be returning to the cell where she spent the first couple of days in jail, but instead will spend her time heavily medicated in the medical ward! Isn’t that just a bunch of shit? My guess is they are just pumping the BITCH up with Xanax until she gets to go home, or maybe Valtrex for her herps! I bet inmates are fleeing from the medical ward to get away from her! Because whats worse than being Paris Hilton in jail? Being in the same room with Paris Hilton while she is in jail and pill f*cked!
Out of all the rumors about the jailBITCH, this is my favorite! NY Daily News reports:
“She was absolutely terrified that one of the guards or staffers would get her with the cell-phone cam and it would wind up on the Internet,” a Hilton insider said yesterday. “She didn’t eat or drink a single thing for three days because she didn’t want to use the toilet. She was in real danger. She cried the entire time, and that wasn’t helping the dehydration.”
We all knew Paris Hilton was full of shit! I just didn’t know they meant literally!
There really is a God and he has answered my prayers! Super skanky Paris Hilton was ordered today to go back to jail after her short house arrest hiatus. The judge must be a super hero or something, impervious to her skank appeal and money! After the sentencing Paris was heard screaming “It’s not fair!!!” and “Mom!” which is kind of funny because just earlier this week she said this:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.â€
and
“This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.â€
But I guess she didn’t really mean those prepared statements from her lawyers, because when the judge said she would have to serve out the remainder of her sentence, 18 days(23 days minus the 5 she has served) she cried like the little BITCH she is. But fortunately for the rest of us, the herpes covered boozer is safely behind bars where she belongs!
Speaking about the status of her mental health, the sheriff said this:
“This lady has some severe problems.”….”I can’t trust her tenuous status,”
Unfortunately for us her lawyer is already preparing her appeal, pleading habeus corpus, which means something like illegal holding of the body and she will be spending the weekend in the medical ward of the jail….my guess is because the high risk of a full blown herpes pandemic!
I am not quite sure why this is surprising, but a humorless Paris Hilton was heard back stage talking about award show host Sarah Silverman, and didn’t have anything too nice to say:
“She’s a fucking bitch. I hate her.”
This is what I am talking about, Paris Hilton is not a funny BITCH at all. If this was Nicole Richie she would be laughing, but not uppity rich BITCH Paris. She is only pissed because the entire theater laughed for ten minutes at her expense, while she tried to hold back tears. If I was Paris, I would be so embarrassed that I would just check into jail early…….oh wait, thats what the crybaby BITCH did!!! hahahaha
When flying from Los Angeles to Florida, Britney and her entourage boarded a flight with United Airlines, and then minutes before take off demanded that they let her off the plan! Was it last minute jitters or did the pop star forget one of her kid things at the gate? NOPE! The seats just were not comfortable enough, saying “I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.”. So after making the plane return to the gate, she was let off the plane where she requested a private jet to make the flight. One Passenger recounts the madness on the plane:
“It was quite astonishing. The doors had been closed for about ten minutes, everyone was strapped in and the plane was about to taxi to the runway when Britney got up and said she had to get off. She just said ‘I don’t want to fly on this plane. It hasn’t got leather seats.’ I heard everything but most people were left wondering what was going on, so the captain was forced to make an apology to all the other passengers over the tannoy. It was quite a fiasco but she didn’t seem to care about anything except getting off that plane. All the passengers were furious.”
Really though, this is a BITCH on so many levels. I would have been so pissed if I was on this flight and it was delayed an hour because Britney Spears honky ass wanted leather seats. WTF do you mean it doesn’t have leather seats? Who cares? I am sure when you were married to Kfed you got plenty use to the cheap stuff in life. Also, way to look out for the environment BITCHney. Stars that take private jets are committing eco crimes and should be put on blast. Those BITCHES can sit their little rich asses right in a coach set just as well as the next person.
p.s. nice shirt, REAL classy, fits in nice with the tattoo parlor in the background
All the people that are defending Paris need to stop! I am sick of reading comments on how nice, great, wonderful person she is, because guess what?? She’s not! Not only does the heiress BITCH have a rapidly approaching jail date, the BITCH has another 10 million dollar libel court case that she is trying to avoid by saying she is crazy! Why does she have another court case you ask? Because the supposedly “nice” Hilton knowingly spread lies and fed false stories to the New York Post about another heiress/actress Zeta Graff. And once again, instead of doing the grown up thing and just facing her court issues, the BITCH is trying to hide behind a wall of excuses, with her psychiatrist saying she is “She is emotionally distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing, the jail sentence imposed upon her by the judge, and her fear of incarceration,” the psychiatrist also said “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial.”
Once again, grow up BITCH and learn how to own up to the things you have done!
The blog whore herself, Lily Allen updated her myspace with this:
Sorry
Current mood: Better
Hi guys , I’m sorry if I worried anyone with the blog I wrote yesterday . I was feeling pretty sorry for myself , I’ve been reading all your comments and they have made me realise there is more to life than being thin ! So thank you . I think I was just having a hard time last week . After reading cheryl tweedys comments branding me a “chick with a dick”. I was feeling pretty low and aswell as that, some of you might know I launched my clothing line for new look last tuesday , and seeing my picture in so many newspapers next to kate moss’ , made me feel grotesque momentarily . I know its a silly way to feel and I am incredibly proud of myself and my achievements over the past year, there are so many good things about my life . I really am incredibly lucky . I guess it shows how much of an effect the media can have on us young ladies . As for the amy winehouse bit , someone sent me a link to a picture blog where there were some paparazzi shots of my brother and I , and there were hundreds of comments from mean sad people , saying I was a fat ugly bitch and how much better amy is than I . Usually I ignore these things , but in my heightened emotional state I let them get the better of me . My mum has come out here to keep me company and I feel much better now , I sha’nt be getting any surgery , instead I will be eating lots of bread and pasta and thinking about what to write about for the next album . I really am touched and was quite surprised at the reaction the blog received and it definitely has restored my faith in humanity .
I know I’ve said bad things about people in the past , though the majority of them have been blown wayyyy out of proportion , but this i mean Cheryl if you’re reading this , I may not be as pretty as you but at least I write and SING my own songs without the aid of autotune . I must say taking your clothes off , doing sexy dancing and marrying a rich footballer must be very gratifying , your mother must be so proud , stupid bitch .”
LAME. LAME. LAME. It is almost as lame as the first one, and it’s just ANOTHER attempt at more attention.
Lily Allen was probably sitting in her hotel eating donuts and ice cream while writing this on her myspace blog:
fat , ugly and shitter than winehouse
that is all i am , im on my own in america again . I used to pride myself on being strong minded and not being some stupid girl obsessed with the way I look . I felt like it didnt matter if I was a bit chubby cause , im not a model , I’m a singer . Im afraid I am not strong and have fallen victim to the evil machine . I write to you in a sea of tears from my hotel bed in Seattle , I have spent the past hour researching gastric bypass surgery , and laser lipo suction .
I cant say I disagree with the Amy Winehouse thing, but I dont think the BITCH needs gastric bypass, she just needs to jog behind the bus to each of her shows!
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