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Hottie from Flavor of Love demands apology after wrongly kicked out of the house!

Tuesday, May 22nd, 2007

Hottie from Flavor of Love

Schatar Taylor, better known as Hottie from Flavor of Love was booted out of the mansion this week on Charm School after she was framed by Bootz and Bucky for stealing and now she wants an on air apology and a TV show! Is this BITCH crazy? Well yeah, actually she is. Here is the letter she sent to VH1 with her demands:

To VH1,

Let’s keep it real. The judges should have kept it tight and reviewed the film the same way they did for the etiquette segment.

My character was defamed. This was obvious and clear bias. I was crucified - hung on an emotional cross!

Hugs don’t get it. We are out here in the real world.

I demand a PUBLIC APOLOGY from the girls and the judges, televised on VH1 and I demand my own Shopping Couture with Schatar from the VH1 network immediately.

At a minimum, Mo’Nique should have said, “Schatar if I am wrong about this, I will offer you an opening act on tour with me, the way I offered Goldie to go on tour with me and implied assistance to Krazy about her CD.”

My millions of fans would appreciate a publicized apology from the judges and the girls on the reunion show.

Also, VH1 can develop and air a show starring me called Shopping Couture with Schatar. I would look forward to collaborating with a reputable production company contracted with VH1 to develop and bring this show starring me to air within the next 6 months.

Schatar Taylor

LOL at a couture show with her! Her clothes were all stained and nasty! Plus, I know that weave ain’t couture!

Britney Spears may be the classiest mom ever

Monday, May 21st, 2007

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Britney Spears was the picture of class as she went out in Miami last night. And like all classy mom’s she stripped down to a bathing suit and went swimming in her Charlie Chaplin hat at a bar. I like how Brit is grinning from ear to ear and just standing there mostly undressed like a retardY! And her cousin’s face is priceless, probably because she knew these pictures would be all over the internet today!

I wonder if everyone got shit faced after BITCHNEY went swimming and then played pin the hair extension on the washed up pop star?

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Courtney Love looks freaking insane, wears dress five sizes to small.

Saturday, May 19th, 2007

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I don’t care what this BITCH says, she is back on the dirty dope! What else could explain the weight loss? I bet the reason she is selling all of Kurt Cobain’s stuff is for drug money! And she must be on drugs if she thought this dress fit, because clearly it does not.

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Panicked Michael Jackson gets temporary court order to prevent auction of old, personal items

Thursday, May 17th, 2007

Michael Jackson is a weirdo

With the impending auction of scandalous personal items, Michael Jackson filed an order to prevent the sale of these items at the end of the month in Vegas. Some of the things he doesn’t want the public to see are rumored nude portraits of kids, sealed court documents and other sex related items. You know Wacko Jacko must be tripping balls at the thought of his sexual deviances being sold to the world! Even worse for him, the guy who owns the stuff is telling Michael to back down unless he wants this stuff sold! Page Six reports:

MICHAEL Jackson may want to tread lightly in his fight to get back millions of dollars of Jacko memorabilia being auctioned in Las Vegas this month - that is, if he doesn’t want the owner to include some very embarrassing items, such as portraits of naked kids and sex toys.

Last year, Richard Altomare, chairman of Florida-based Universal Express, bought more than 20,000 Jackson family artifacts from Henry Vacaro, a former business partner of Wacko Jacko who won the collection as part of a New Jersey bankruptcy case. They include all of Michael and his siblings’ costumes from their Jackson 5 days through the ’90s. Among the most coveted prizes are Jacko’s trademark sunglasses and black fedora, a jacket with gold-sequined epaulets he wore in his “Moonwalking” days, Janet Jackson’s ballet shoes and a Mae West costume she donned onstage, and handwritten Jackson 5 lyrics and never-before-released recordings.

But Jacko has gotten a temporary restraining order against the sale, claiming he’s the rightful owner of all the items, and he’s set to argue his case at a closed-door hearing in Las Vegas tomorrow.

That has Altomare fuming, particularly since he’s withheld numerous items from the auction, slated for May 30-31 at the Hard Rock Hotel & Casino in Vegas, because of their “salacious” nature. “There are a couple of paintings Jackson made of children, of boys - naked,” Altomare told Page Six. “And there are some of his whitening creams, some sex aids . . . some of the old records in his sealed [sexual molestation] court case.

“This is stuff we have kept from the auction out of respect to Mr. Jackson. The guy has troubles. We all have skeletons in the closet and, if Michael hadn’t put up a fuss, I might have quietly, discreetly, just given it to him. I’m a Brooklyn kid and a gentleman . . . But if he p - - - - s me off, I may end up auctioning them.”

Altomare expects the haul to fetch more than $100 million. “I’ve already been offered $50 million for it privately,” he said, adding he’s been in talks with Sony about putting out the unreleased songs.

Dont even try that gay shit with Bobby Brown

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Bobby Brown is not a switch hitter and he is so sensitive about it he cant even take a joke! Guess he probably has had some bad experiences in jail that he would rather forget about! I bet his favorite prison move is the reach a round!

Britney Spears gets a new wig but it still looks nappy!

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

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I think BITCHNEY might have confused her new wig with a recycled mop. It just doesn’t make sense for you to have a bad hair day if you are wearing a wig…I thought that was the whole point of wearing one. I think its time this BITCH retired these wigs and let us see the doo underneath.

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Paris Hilton tries to avoid court by claiming she is crazy! What a dumb BITCH!

Tuesday, May 15th, 2007

Paris Hilton going to court

All the people that are defending Paris need to stop! I am sick of reading comments on how nice, great, wonderful person she is, because guess what?? She’s not! Not only does the heiress BITCH have a rapidly approaching jail date, the BITCH has another 10 million dollar libel court case that she is trying to avoid by saying she is crazy! Why does she have another court case you ask? Because the supposedly “nice” Hilton knowingly spread lies and fed false stories to the New York Post about another heiress/actress Zeta Graff. And once again, instead of doing the grown up thing and just facing her court issues, the BITCH is trying to hide behind a wall of excuses, with her psychiatrist saying she is “She is emotionally distraught and traumatized as a consequence of the findings at the May 4 hearing, the jail sentence imposed upon her by the judge, and her fear of incarceration,” the psychiatrist also said “given (Hilton’s) current psychological, and emotional state … (she’s) not capable of any meaningful participation in a trial.”

Once again, grow up BITCH and learn how to own up to the things you have done!

Britney Spears second performance just like first, but worse!

Thursday, May 3rd, 2007

Britney Spears wearing a fur

So BITCHney continued on her mini “tour” last night with a performance in Anaheim. Sources say it was almost identical to the last performance, except this time Britney didn’t even pretend to care about singing and chewed gum the entire time.

I am confused….is she making a comeback as a singer or a dancer?

Britney Spears practicing for her new role in Beverly Hillbillies!

Monday, April 30th, 2007

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Well, that was the only excuse I could come up with to explain this thing she calls an outfit. Lets really talk about what this “outfit” consists of:

fedora…check!
red triangle bikini top…check!
see through lace thingy…check!
cowboy boots…check!
torn fishnets…check!
black boy shorts that will take place of pants…check!
fug wig…check!
fashion sense…HELL NO!
Kids…definitely NOT!

I have honestly seen hookers better dressed than this, and how could you make something see through so unsexy?

BITCH if you want people to quit making fun of you and your craziness stop fueling the fire, hire a stylist and stop going outside until you return to the old Brit that we know and love. Also, if you could pawn those baby things off on someone that would be great, its much easier to think of you being hot when I forget that you had two buns in the oven.

Will Britney Spears ever be normal again?

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Tyra Banks only pretends to be a cheap BITCH

Friday, April 27th, 2007

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So supposedly after being on a dinner date with Russell Simmons, they both thought the other one had paid, and left without paying at all. Tyra, seeing her chance at publicity, hired a camera crew and went to repay them!

Isn’t that nice BITCH? But can you please explain why you were on a date with Russell Simmons?

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Britney Spears still wearing fishnets and cowboy clothes

Friday, April 27th, 2007

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This is one interesting BITCH, I cant decide if she wears these things to really dance in, or if she just feels like her career is coming back when she wears these things. But once again, minus the hat, boots and holy fishnets, she looks MUCH better! And just in case anyone forget she is indeed a mom, she was actually caught holding one of Kfeds babies. It was probably a photo op.

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Crazy BITCH tries to kill Sandra Bullocks husband, Jesse James, while she watched!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

Woman tries to kill Sandra Bullocks husband, Jesse James

According to police reports, crazy BITCH Marcia Valentine attempted to run over the chopper man himself, Jesse James, while Sandra and his 10 year old daughter watched! She supposedly tried to hit him 3 or 4 times with her mercedes, and then laid in the driveway and refused to leave.

If you think she was doing this because she thinks chopper bikes are stupid or she has an obsession with Jesse James, but because she is a fanatic about Sandra, which is even creepier.

Somebody get this BITCH some meds! And I wanna know who bought this fug monster a mercedes!

Pictures from inside Gwen Stefani's new tour!

Thursday, April 26th, 2007

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This BITCH must be on acid! She is just on a whole different level than the rest of us, she is like the Bai Ling of white people. But you know her tour must be BANANAS! Just like that freaking hat thing she is wearing, is she suppose to be a chef? I dunno, but I don’t really care! I love this BITCH!

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Lindsay Lohan steals from her friends! What a BITCH!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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Star Magazine is reporting that Lindsay Lohan stole about $10,000 dollars worth of merchandise from her former friend, model Lauren Hastings, home!

Supposedly, Lohan stopped by Hastings house to pick up some clothes she had left there, and when she got there Hastings was out of town on a shoot, but a mutual friend was house sitting. The friend felt fine letting Lohan in, and didn’t think twice when the starlet and her bodyguard left with arms full of designer clothes and accessories.

Shit hit the fan though when the model came home the next day and realized she had been BAMBOOZLED! She immediately texted Lohan asking for the clothes back or she was calling the cops. But Lohan was at a bar(surprise!) with Nicole Richie and Sam Ronson and they all thought it was hysterical! Lindsay even told her she was delusional and said they were not stolen because the clothes were hers. Even Nicole Richie got in on it, and sent text messages saying they would return the clothes all cut up because she was fat, and that she would be sorry if she involved the cops!

This story has got to be too funny to be true, but if I ever see that Lohan BITCH around my purse I will slap her in the face!

Hottie from Flavor of Love proves she is crazy with new music video

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

All I want to know is what kind of budget was this BITCH working with? I think my sisters weekly allowance is more than she spent on this video. I see no mansion, no money and the only man I see is dressed up as a woman, so I am very, very confused.

Rosie drops f bombs and ends Donald Trump rant with a crotch grab

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

Rosie O’Donnell versus Donald Trump

Rosie O’Donnell hosted the Matrix Awards, which honor women in the media, and to make sure no one took the female award show seriously, Rosie used the word “fuck” and at one point grabbed her crotch, and referencing Donald Trump, screamed “Eat me!”

I am honestly just surprised that the BITCH can even reach her own crotch! Its always surprising when fatties are flexible!

Britney Spears: The BITCH is back!

Tuesday, April 24th, 2007

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Sure Brit spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and looks great, but crazy is still crazy!!! Lets hope some of the $250k she spent on a revamp went to her medication! And say what you want to, but BITCHNEY is on her way back!

How did Brit end up looking so well?

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Britney Spears wears another damn wig-hat and some furry thing.

Sunday, April 22nd, 2007

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BITCHney needs to get a new stylist! ASAP! I am so sick of seeing these hats with built in wigs. Why cant she just get a damn wig??? Plus, her hair has to be growing out, when do we get to see it?

Also, can anyone explain to me why this outfit looks like a cross between Crocodile Dundee and Cruella Deville?

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Britney thinks she is in Showgirls

Monday, April 16th, 2007

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What else can explain this outfit? Don’t most people dance in stretchy pants, or a leotard or something like that? And it must be really cold where ever she is, how else can you explain having two furs and a blanket? Or I guess those just naturally go with the black fishnets and brown boots.

P.S. those leg warmers make your legs look stumpy and short, and your granny dancin’ panties make your butt look flat. BITCH go do some squats!

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New York is a dumb BITCH!! HAHAHA

Monday, April 16th, 2007

Tango from I Love New York wearing a bra!

The I Love New York reunion show was last night, and it was pretty funny watching her get dumped by ninja turtle Tango and kissing Boston’s brother because she is a racist girl who thinks all white people look alike.

None of it though is nearly as funny as the extra clips on vh1’s website. Pumkin gets assaulted by New York’s sheman Mom, Sister Patterson, and then Pumkin shows a cellphone pic of her and New York making out.

The videos are not on youtube, but you can see them at the Vh1 website.

I think Pumkin should press assault charges on Sister Patterson, so we can see what jail she goes to..the one for boys or the one for girls????

I hope you all like the pic of gangsta gangsta Tango, you can tell he’s a real thug by looking at his bra straps. Dude needed something to hold those tits up!

Is Sister Patterson really a man?

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Are you glad New York got dumped?

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Should Tango be required to wear a bra?

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