Jamie Spears, who has been acting as co-conservator of her estate for the past several weeks will now be fulfilling that role for a LOT longer, actually until July 31st to be exact. Thats considering if Jamie doesn’t feel his daughter has improved by then and turn over the rights to her estate sooner, which the judge left room to allow.
Now, I don’t know about yall, but I didn’t even know shit like this could happen, especially for this long! And even though she clearly seems to be getting better under these circumstances, I still think its crazy that a judge can turn over all control of your life to your parents when you are damn well into your twenties. I mean, sure Bitchney was behaving crazier than a walrus on crack, but I see crazier people all the time, or at least worse dead beats, and their shit doesn’t get turned over to their parents.
A lot has been going on with the train wreck formerly recognizable as Britney Spears since I last updated, so let me attempt to sum the craziness up for you. After increasingly insisting on using strange accents and her typical weird behavior of going to drug stores and gas stations at all times of the night with her pal/manager person Sam Lutfi, her parents, Jamie and Lynne Spears arrived in LA, and rumors of an intervention for her to receive treatment for her bipolar disorder were basically confirmed. However, this was not before more strange nights that featured Spears crying outside of her house for her pap boyfriend Adnan, only to have him show up and be denied entry by the guards under orders from Sam. Both Jamie and Lynne expressed their distaste with Sam, claiming he pressured her to buy a brand new mercedes during this time, and was motivated by “evil”. However, that is the least serious of the accusations that would surface against him in the upcoming days.
During this time, Bitchney was seeing a new psychiatrist, who began treating her for her bipolar disorder. Things came to a head on the 31st though, after family members “barged” into the house, and attempted an intervention, although they could not legally force her to seek help. Things really turned interesting however when the psychiatrist that had been treating her at her house decided she was a threat to herself, and put her on a 5150 hold, which required her to be hospitalized for observation. And as only Bitchney could do it, she went into custody at 4 am in the morning, with an entourage of cops to escort her through the 100+ paparazzi crowd that formed outside her house to the UCLA medical center. Reportedly, the Spears family was against the 5150 hold, but the whole thing was coerced by none other that Lutfi himself, and when a vocal Lynne Spears expressed her disliking of the situation, Bitchney told that old ho to shut up and said she would do what she needed to do! Shockingly, Lynne Spears later rode with Bitchney’s pap boyfriend Adnan to the hospital, so perhaps he is not the scum bag we all assume he is, but I highly doubt that. Once in the hospital, Spears was so uncooperative it took over two hours to try and check her in, as she hurled profanities at staff and accused her mother of sleeping with her boyfriend, though she did not say who. It also surfaced that Spears was ingesting Adderall and up to ten laxatives a day.
Spears was later classified as a “Grave Danger”, meaning she is incapable of being responsible for the smallest tasks such as feeding herself, or finding shelter, which is one qualification for involuntary commitment. With that classification, her father, Jamie took legal action and a judge granted him, and his lawyer Andrew Wallet as conservators of her estate, giving them the rights to make any decisions for Bitchney, as well as communicate with her doctors and access her medical information. A judge also issued a restraining order against Sam Lutfi, accusing him of harassing Spears. The Spears family also accused Lutfi of drugging Bitchney by tricking her into taking medicine, and grinding pills up for her. The restraining order is only for 22 days, but does maintain that he must not contact any of the Spears family, or come to any location that they are at.
When Spears discovered her father had been pointed conservator, she was royally pissed, and contacted a lawyer, to try and gain back control of her estate and assets in an upcoming court case. It was also brought to the attention of the media that between the time Jamie Spears was appointed cosnervator, and when Bitchney got committed, someone went through her private stuff and valuable items were missing. Also around this time, Spears stay was extended to 14 days from the original 3 for further evaluation.
After trying to condense a weeks worth of Bitchneys crazy shit my fingers are tired and I am going to take a break…but I will be back to update more tonight!!!
After wrapping concluded on whats sure to be a future blockbuster, Will Smith gave presents to the people working on set. Except that his presents totally sucked alien balls and instead of being awesome, they were cards for a free personality test at…you guessed it…the Scientology center! Which pretty much confirms that Tom Cruise has hijacked Smiths’ brain and converted him to Scientology, you know, the religion that Smith says is 98% identical to the bible. Which is funny, because, while I am not a christian theologist I can say with great confidence I do not recall anything in the bible about aliens and thetans.
While I was enjoying the holidays, Bitchney was out proving the fact that she is just mentally twisted, and (surprisingly) NOT on drugs. After a police stand off where she barricaded herself in her house with her children, she was taken to Cedars Sinai a.k.a. the worst hospital on the planet, where she was held to make sure she was not a harm to herself or others before being released. But not before honky hero Dr. Phil could butt his big bald head in and act like a visionary when he said she is “in need of dire help”. This was also another HUGE fuck up by the hospital as well, since he basically just snaked his way into her room without her consent.
Now to top things off, she is holed up on a “lovers” trip with a paparazzi by the name of Adnan Ghalib, who looks more like a pedophile who has been jailed for about three years. Who is also married. But according to sources, this is the only person she trust right now, even though rumors are swirling about a possible million dollar deal for pictures of the mental minute at her hideaway.
And perhaps the most shocking thing to come from these stories, is that according to drug tests, she is C-L-E-A-N! Which sucks for her, because now whats her crutch going to be? I don’t know if there is a rehab for just having a full blown case of the crazies.
I guess when you are more famous than Jesus, the Beatles and Paris Hilton’s twat, I guess you can get away with all kinds of shit, like this outfit that belongs on a retarded cross dressing stripper.
It looks to me that this bitch literally ran her ass off last weekend in a 26 mile marathon. Which is fine and all for her, but honestly??? 26 miles??? BITCH PLEASE!!!! Thats crazy!
BITCHney had a day full of steps forward for once, and managed to see her kids, supervised of course. She also passed a court ordered drug test, which means she must be clean of most drugs, although some things do pass through the system quickly. TMZ reports:
Britney Spears took a drug test this weekend and passed.
It was part of the court order requiring Britney to undergo testing. Sources say contrary to what they call “public perception,” Britney has accepted the terms laid down by L.A. Court Commissioner Scott Gordon.
We’re also told Britney is currently with her children and a parenting coach and all is going fine. She has visitation from morning till early evening. Spears also had similar visitation yesterday and last Saturday, and she has accepted the fact that a parenting coach will be watching and making suggestions.
As we first reported, Britney would not open the door for the children last Thursday because she didn’t want anyone to tell her how to raise her kids. But as one connected source says, “It’s all stabilized and it’s all good.”
Honestly, I think making your YOUNG ass kids wait outside your house for over forty minutes because you don’t want anyone “telling you how to raise your kids” is heinous. I can’t help but think that she is a MEGA CRAZY ASS BITCH!
And as far as her on going legal trouble for a hit and run, sources are reporting:
Britney Spears has just been ordered by a Los Angeles County judge to be booked for hit-and-run, before her next court appearance on Oct. 25.
Brit’s attorney Michael Flanagan says Britney will comply with the court’s decision.
Flanagan also says Britney is trying to work out a deal with the woman whose car she hit.
Maybe she can just like, give one of her kids to the lady to make up for hitting her car and not leaving a note…oh wait…she can’t because she doesn’t have custody!!! (and thats what I like to call a burn bitches!!)
And since I missed a few posts on what she was up to lately (sorry school has been hectic) here is a brief summary:
She reunited with her mom, and spent some time with her sister where they were attacked by a super bitchy over the top soccer mom who put her hands on Jamie Spears, who rebutted when the lady told her sister she was ruining the neighborhood by telling her “Then move the fuck out of the neighborhood!” Its really nice to see that is going to be just as classy as her big sis, and fortunately for us, it was all caught on videotape.
And its not over yet…..here is footage of the high school drop out showing of her brain power by smoking at the gas station, while she is at a pump. YAY for smart people!!! You can tell this bitch didn’t need to go and get on of those edjamakashun things.
But I just can’t get escape from BITCHney Spears news! And at least these show the side of BITCHney we are use to seeing, you know, the crying-angry-starbucks-holding-cigarette-smoking-ass-flashing classy lady that she is. What is surprising is the fact the BITCH chose to wear panties! And the first person who can tell me wtf is wrong with her legs in the last thumbnail wins a prize! What prize you ask?? Why a lovely kick to the face! Really though, thats all I have to give.
You know, most moms, when losing custody of their kids would be at home sobbing, on the phone with their lawyer and trying to get their kids back. But NOT if you are BITCHney Spears. BITCHney actually turned her kids over just hours after being court ordered, when she had until tomorrow to officially relinquish custody. Then she did what most moms drug addicts do, she went tanning! She honestly looks better already though, maybe she just isn’t “mother material” and can’t handle the stress of being a parent.
I vote to keep the kids with Kevin!!! Its the ONLY way she has a chance at a comeback cuz we have clearly seen she can’t balance both - without going crazy.
I am not sure if I even want to go on record as recognizing the fact that this BITCH has entered rehab, because last time when I did, she was out like a week later road raging while snorting lines. But, according to the Insider, yes, it is true, Lindsay BLOWhan entered the Cirque Lodge drug and alcohol rehab center in Sundance, Utah, where other celebs, like the Hasselhoff and Mary Kate Olsen, have also sought treatment. The expensive center($30,000+), which offers 16 private rooms which have a jacuzzi, fireplace and a spectacular view make it sound more like a hotel than a rehab.
This will be the THIRD rehab center she has entered this year, first being Wonderland, then Promises. Lets hope the third time is a charm for our favorite coke head! And I really mean that, no matter how dumb or screwed up her actions have been, you always have to recognize when someone is attempting to do whats right (EVEN if you think they are not taking it serious.).
When I woke up smiling this morning, I knew it was going to be a good day, but I didn’t know it was going to be THIS good!
Our favorite party BITCH Lindsay Lohan, who we thought was reforming, got caught up in quite the booze and drug scandal. It all started when her assistant quit during the night and asked her mom to come pick her up. When the defunct assistant’s mom arrived and picked her up, a chase ensued with Lindsay herself tailing their Escalade in a Denali. The mom called 911 and said they were being chased and were on their way to the police station. The police got to them first however, and conducted a field sobriety test, including walking in a line, which she failed. Later, a breath test was given to drunk BITCH Lohan who failed with a miserable .12-.13 blood alcohol level. The icing on the cake was the cocaine they discovered in her pocket when booking the dumb BITCH. She was released on bond this morning, and I am sure she is getting fucked up already!! Speaking of being released on bond, amazing how a white BITCH gets out of jail after chasing people while being drunk and coked up, and in possession of coke, yet Lil Wayne and Ja Rule were both in jail longer than this BITCH. Oh, and the cops had to be called to catch a drunk coke maniac driving down the street after someone, but somehow new york cops can just spot concealed weapons from a mile away, its really amazing! (I wish you could see me rolling my eyes)
But what I want to know why the hell she was fake wearing the alcohol bracelet? I knew that damn thing didn’t have any batteries in it! I am really disappointed, not because she is a drugger, but because she is a big fake BITCH! She has also officially lowered herself to Paris Hilton standards. She needs to really get her shit together, you can tell in her mug shot she is starting to get a coke nose, much more snorting and she will be looking like Michael Jackson. And can someone please tell me why this dumb BITCH thought it was a good idea to just be rolling with coke in her pocket??? Ever hear of a hiding spot? Or ditching it before you get checked in? Or what about having a patsy to take your fall for you? My guess is the BITCH was too coked up and forgot it was there, because otherwise she woulda been snorting it off the hood of her car while she was being handcuffed.
And, yeah, this totally disproves my theory that rehab does a body good from yesterday, because apparently in Hollywood COCAINE does the body good.
p.s. check out this BITCH’s eyes in her mugshot, if her pupils got any more dilated she would be looking like Wilma from The Flintstones!
UPDATE: THE BITCH HAS CHECKED INTO A **NEW** REHAB CENTER!!! and here lawyer issued this statement:
“Addiction is a terrible and vicious disease. Since Lindsay transitioned to outpatient care, she has been monitored on a SCRAM bracelet and tested daily in order to support her sobriety. Throughout this period, I have received timely and accurate reports from the testing companies. Unfortunately, late yesterday I was informed that Lindsay had relapsed. The bracelet has now been removed. She is safe, out of custody and presently receiving medical care.”
I dunno, its been a slow day today, so here comes a BITCHney story. Us magazine(via Gallery of the absurd) contacted two doctors to analyze the crazy momma herself and here is what they say about her pattern of behaviors:
Britney was flashing flesh before her first meltdown and now she’s doing it again. These days, she can be seen parading around Hollywood wearing sheer tops with brightly colored bras - that is, if she chooses to wear a bra at all. She has no problems going out in public looking like a tawdry scarecrow. “She’s saying ‘I’m doing what I want to do when I want to do it,’” Dr. Pennington says of Spears.
Britney has once again dyed her horse hair dark - this does not bode well. If you’ll remember, she had dark locks before she grabbed the clippers to shave that mess off. “When Britney was blonder, she was ‘good,’” says Ludwig, “Now she’s getting in touch with her ‘darker’ side.”
BITCHney is at Michael Jackson status when it comes to creepy, odd behavior and instead of molesting children, she just keeps making them! But I wouldn’t be surprised one bit if she goes all crazies on us again. In fact, I expect it to happen 100%, because BITCHney seems so far gone.
p.s. I really like the added touch of her shirt being inside out.
But we all know the BITCH isn’t! She sent a letter to X17 apologizing for the incident where she attacked a photographer and a car with an umbrella with her head shaved. Inside the mistakenly spelled letter, BITCHney tries to be sarcastic and take stabs at Kevin, and if it was suppose to make her look better, then she failed miserably. The letter reads:
Dear x17
I want to apologize for the past incedent with the umbrella. I was preparing a character for a possible movie role where the husband doesn’t play his part so they swap places. Unfortunatly I didn’t get the part. I’m sorry I got alil carried away with my role!
Britney
Actually, BITCHney I think you did get the part! You have completely switched places with Kfed, because at one point you were considered the good parent whereas now thats Kevin. I just didn’t realize the “role” meant you had to act trashier than him! In fact, I didn’t even realize “trashier than Kfe” existed, but I’ll be damned if you didn’t just go and prove it!
I think I will call this correlation “BITCHney’s theory of relative trashiness”.
When BITCHney unveiled her new hair, or hair piece, or weave or whatever the hell that thing on her head is the only thing I could think of was the upcoming show “The Search for the Next Elvira” auditions that are being held. What other look could she be going for? Red lipstick and raven hair are not a good look for her, but when does anything she wear look good on her? And why does her hair start so far back, she aint Naomi Campbell!!! BITCHney looking like old Britney is about as likely to happen as a success in Iraq. Both are just not gonna happen, and as sad as it is, I think we should call things like we see it and to be frank about it, BITCHney’s comeback and the war in Iraq are both big ol’ failures!!!
OOOhhhh got to love these juicy gossip mills! If this is true, Kfed is going to have more kids than albums sold! Star Magazine reports:
“Shar wants to tell Kevin, but she keeps getting cold feet! She’s really scared of what he’ll say – if he’ll be excited or furious. She said, ‘What if he doesn’t want another kid?’ After all with her two, and Brit’s two, he’s got his hands full already! It would be Shar’s dream for them to get married and have another baby. She’d love to be living the family life with Kevin.â€
What the hell is wrong with that BITCH though?? He left you for Honky Spears while you were pregnant!!! Why would you ever go back to that? Get some self respect and birth control! I mean, why is she letting this guy have wiener free stick ins??? Thats how you get knocked up!
UPDATE: Shar is denying all this, saying “It is not even remotely true.†…but I still kind of believe it! People always lie about being preggers!!!
Leave it to Paris Hilton to spend more state money than any other inmate. Since she is pretending she has severe medical issues, she has to be kept in the special medical ward, which costs $1109.78 a day versus the normal costs of $99.64. Now if she really needed the medical assistance that badly while in jail, she would need it outside of jail as well. But we all know what Paris does when she is not in jail, and its not cry and not eat, its party and booze! And I must say, if she is medically this bad off, I don’t think daddy Hilton should be planning a release party in Las Vegas but instead needs to subsequently enroll her into a psychiatric ward. Because really, if she has to have this much medical aid to get through the jail visit she has serious other issues that need to be addressed. Mary Tiedemen, Director of the ACLU, whatever the hell that means, said this about the condition a prisoner needs to be in before getting into the medical ward:
Mary Tiedeman, who monitors jails for the ACLU, told the AP Hilton is being housed in an area usually reserved for high-security inmates or those with severe health problems: “I don’t know what her health issue is, but you have got to have a pretty intense medical or mental health problem to be in that part of the jail.”
And even Rick and Kathy Hilton gave a tidbit about their daughter’s “awful” stint in jail, stating:
“She’s very scared…..It’s tough in there. It’s cold.”
Out of everything to complain about, such as the fungi outbreak the jail has experienced, they complain about it being cold??? I am sorry, but if the worse thing you can complain about in jail is it being to cold, I think you are going to be okay. I highly doubt that is the main complaint of the normal peasant prisoners.
So fans of Paris…..is the BITCH really crazy and needs to medical attention or is she just faking?? Not that being one or the other makes it better, either she is crazy or a liar so which is it??? Let me know….
There really is a God and he has answered my prayers! Super skanky Paris Hilton was ordered today to go back to jail after her short house arrest hiatus. The judge must be a super hero or something, impervious to her skank appeal and money! After the sentencing Paris was heard screaming “It’s not fair!!!” and “Mom!” which is kind of funny because just earlier this week she said this:
“I am ready to face the consequences of violating probation. During the past few weeks, I have had a lot of time to think and have come to realize I made some mistakes.â€
and
“This is an important point in my life and I need to take responsibility for my actions. In the future, I plan on taking more of an active role in the decisions I make. I want to thank my family, friends and fans for their continued support. Although I am scared, I am ready to begin my jail sentence.â€
But I guess she didn’t really mean those prepared statements from her lawyers, because when the judge said she would have to serve out the remainder of her sentence, 18 days(23 days minus the 5 she has served) she cried like the little BITCH she is. But fortunately for the rest of us, the herpes covered boozer is safely behind bars where she belongs!
Speaking about the status of her mental health, the sheriff said this:
“This lady has some severe problems.”….”I can’t trust her tenuous status,”
Unfortunately for us her lawyer is already preparing her appeal, pleading habeus corpus, which means something like illegal holding of the body and she will be spending the weekend in the medical ward of the jail….my guess is because the high risk of a full blown herpes pandemic!
We all know this BITCH loves to drink and drug, but she was officially busted for it, when after a late night of partying at club Les Deux, the drugged starlet hit a curb with her Mercedes, receiving minor injuries to her chest at 5:30 AM. She and her friends left the scene, and the car, and she almost got away, but a nosy neighbor placed a 911 call about a car that had been in an accident. By the time cops tracked Lohan down, she was being treated at a hospital, and it was there she was placed under arrest.
What really makes the case an issue for Lohan is the fact that the star had a good amount of cocaine stashed in the the car, which is really no surprise since video stills of the star snorting coke in a bathroom were leaked by a friend recently.
Another key point of interest is the fact that Lohan is only 20, and can’t even legally drink yet! This arrest is sure to put a damper on her upcoming 21st birthday party, which was suppose to be sponsored by Svedka vodka. Due to the bad publicity Lohan has brought onto herself, however, they were forced to reevaluate their sponsorship and decided against sponsoring the coke BITCH’s birthday.
The really sad part about all this is the fact that she had the chance to ditch her drugs before the cops even came, but she was too dumb to even think of that and just left them at the scene of an accident. What a dumb little drugged up BITCH! Perhaps she can share a cell with Paris! Possible charges she could face include DUI, fleeing the scene of an accident, drug possession and underaged drinking!
During taping for The Simple Life, Nicole Richie explained a little bit about male pleasure zones, and even though she is drawing on this guys ass and balls, she still is just a minor slut compared to mega slut Paris Hilton. But at least we know why Joel Madden dumped Hilary Duff!
Other than the fact that she is every type of drug whore there is. But really, this is what she wore to Drew Barrymore’s birthday. I like how David LaChapelle even bothered to put on a matching shirt, or for that matter, a dress shirt under that baby blue tux. And I was going to post more of the couple together, but really, can we not all agree that one is enough?
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