Despite denying rumors about a supposed wedding, Amy Winehouse went and got married on the low low. The thing is, she is really low balling herself by marrying this guy, he looks about as useless as Pete Doherty and is just as fug!

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If not he should be! What 23 year oldTamara says about her new man, 52 year old Bruce Willis:

“He’s got the sexiest voice!” she says. “He’s so smooth and suave. I don’t mind the bald head. He’s really good looking in person.”

And with their 29 year age difference, I think he takes the cake on Demi!

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Since they both have denied having a relationship together I think its safe to assume they are LIARS! The proof is here in these pictures of the cute couple in London kissing, and its all the evidence I need to say that these two are definitely together, and they are adorable! WAY better than him and Cameron Diaz.

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I can’t even believe that this is Rikki Lake! She even says she did it naturally!!! Congratulations BITCH you look at least a million times better!

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Nice ring, nice dress, nice body, FUG FACE!

But either way, congrats!

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This is not surprising, what else would you expect from someone who is trying to convince everyone that all her legal problems are someone else’s fault? All I see behind the firing of Eliot Mintz are secret motives. That way when her case gets appealed(which is most likely) she will be able to boo hoo to the judge about how its her PA’s fault, and how he was so irresponsible and its all his fault so they fired him. Worst part about it is the fact that Mintz is STILL ass kissing:

“The day after the hearing, I sent an e-mail expressing my sadness over the ruling of the judge and the irrational sentence he imposed. In that e-mail I also offered my sincerest apology for any misunderstanding she received from me regarding the terms of her probation. To the extent that I have miscommunicated information I received from her attorneys……I am deeply and profoundly sorry. I told her that I assume personal responsibility for my part in this matter. I believe when stated in court that she believed it was o.k. for her to drive under certain circumstances she was being absolutely truthful. Due to this misunderstanding, I am no longer representing Paris. For the record, I have nothing but love and respect for Paris and her family. Paris is a wonderful person and does not deserve the punishment that was handed down by the court. I only wish her my best.”

Stop being a BITCH Eliot and start leaking the scandalous rumors!

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The costumes look cheap and crappy, but who gives a shit!?! This is the first time Brit has pulled it together long enough for us all to regain hope that she will indeed make a come back. I am extra proud of this BITCH for not wearing any type of cowboy clothes!

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So Britney’s first anticipated show, which was set up under the guise of “The M & M’s” did happen tonight in San Diego. According to fans she didn’t even greet them when she came on stage, danced for 20 minutes while lip syncing and then said thanks and goodbye. Her performances are a lot like her marriages: WHAM BAM THANK YOU MAM!

The tracklist from the show:

Baby One More Time
Toxic
Breathe On Me
I’m A Slave For You
Do Something

Upcoming Shows:

5/2 - Anaheim
5/3 - House Of Blues Sunset Strip
5/7 - San Francisco

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I am just so sick of every girl on tv winning something because she has a freaking kid. Big whoop BITCH! All that tells me is that you were too dumb to use any of the many available birth control methods. It doesn’t mean that you are a stronger person, it just means you were more dumb than all your friends that didn’t get knocked up. She also looks very manish, and muscular, Chelsea or Melissa R would have been MUCH better choices than this teenage hoochie!

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Sure Brit spent a lot of money on plastic surgery and looks great, but crazy is still crazy!!! Lets hope some of the $250k she spent on a revamp went to her medication! And say what you want to, but BITCHNEY is on her way back!

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Congratulations to one of the few female artist out that I actually like! She said this about her recent engagement to boyfriend Blake Fielder-Civil:

“He proposed at home a few days ago and I took a day to finally agree. Obviously we are both young and it is frightening. But it is the right thing to do. That is why I agreed.”

“I’m a very lucky girl to have found someone I love so much. I hope to be with him for the rest of my life. We haven’t set a date yet or anything.”

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Master P’s son has officially signed to go play basketball with the USC Trojans.

You don’t think P is living vicariously through his son do you???

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Celebrity tattoo artist Mr. Cartoon, and his wife, Mrs. Cartoon, as they are obviously expecting a baby any day! Congratulation BITCHES! And just make sure in real life, you keep the real Mike Tyson, far, far, FAAAAAAAAR away from your baby!

P.S. I hope they tattoo a clown face on the baby

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Forbes magazine is expecting Michael Jordans ex-BITCH, Juanita Vanoy, is going to get as much as $150 million dollars in the divorce settlement!

That BITCH gonna be BALLIN!

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I have been saying this since the beginning, but finally today the results are in. Larry Birkhead is definitely the father, and as everyone assumed, slime ball Howard K. Stern is not. Now I wanna know when he gets the baby, if Howard K. is going to try and stay involved, and wtf momma Virgie has to say.

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Halle Berry received her star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, and from the looks of it this BITCH was excited!

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Even with shitty movies like Hitch, Will managed to be named the Most Powerful Actor. Based on newsweeks reviews of producers, Will was a hit because of the diversity of roles he can play and the crowds he reaches.

The rest of the top five was:
#2 Johnny Depp
#3 Ben Stiller
#4 Brad Pitt
#5 Tom Cruise

Honestly, this list is pretty lame. Ben Stiller??? Powerful? Did anyone even see that museum movie?

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Former Spice Girl Mel B., gave birth to a baby girl! Congratulations! The baby is yet to be named, but she has already dubbed her “Baby Brown”.

The real question everyone wants to know though is who is the baby daddy? The answer still looms over everyone’s head, especially Ed Murphy’s!!!

BITCH go get a paternity test ASAP!

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