Sooo yeah, once again, another celeb is preggo, I am just shocked Fergie’s meth and age abused womb can still be host to a child. And I can only pray to God that this does not spark a “My Humps” remix.
Proud mama Christina Aguilera is on the cover of People this week, debuting the latest edition of her family, baby Max Liron. And she looks happy. And thats about all the interesting things I can say about these pics, because, new babies are boring, all they do is just lie there and they all look like little shriveled up raisins of people and to be frank, I really don’t like them. Not just Max, ALL babies, except for the awesome ones.
Today, Barron Hilton, better known as Paris Hilton’s 18 year old brother, was arrested today for DRUNK DRIVING! Barron was arrested around 8:30 this morning at a 76 gas station. While driving recklessly through the parking lot he allegedly struck an employee named Fernando in the leg with his black Mercedes, leaving him with bruises, and although he remained at work, he gave this recount of the mornings happenings, according to TMZ:
Fernando (he did not want to give his last name), who works at the 76 station on Pacific Coast Highway and Corral Canyon, tells TMZ he was working as the cashier, taking inventory of the pumps when he saw Barron’s car driving the wrong way on PCH. Fernando and Paul, a mechanic at the station, say they saw a grey Nissan pickup with two guys inside following Barron’s Mercedes. Fernando and Paul say Barron pulled into their station and began driving wildly in circles.
Fernando says he was standing at one of the pumps when Barron’s car struck his leg. Fernando says the impact threw him over the pump and caused bruises.
Fernando adds when Barron came to a stop, the two guys in a Nissan jumped out and grabbed the keys in Barron’s car, so he couldn’t continue driving. Fernando says the two guys told him that Barron hit their car earlier, and Fernando saw a dent on the left side of the Nissan.
According to a Sheriff’s Department press release, a female in Barron’s car may have been driving at the time of the collision, and then Barron took the wheel.
Barron managed to clock in at a .14, which is nearly double the legal .08 limit - for 21 year olds, but the fact that he is only 18 means no matter what he blew, he was going to get a DUI.
He is currently still being held on $20,000 bail, which sister Paris refused to pay when she received a call from him this morning. Although still incarcerated, he is expected to be released from the Lost Hills Sheriff’s Station any minute.
If ANYONE says they were surprised by this, they must be a tard because, apparently, this family is looser with the booze than an alcoholic on New Years. These Hilton heirs are nothing short of spoiled, self centered failures(as people of course, because, somethafuckhow these idiots manage to keep raking in the money on the business side of things).
UPDATE Barrons friends showed up to bail him out, expecting to only pay 10% of the bail, but the idiots didn’t realize they needed to take that money to a bondsmen, NOT to the jail itself. What a bunch of rich twerps. So probably after all this bullshitting, he will be out soon.
UPDATE 2 Barron just made bail and has officially left lockdown. I just can’t wait to start hearing the spins and bullshit apologies that are sure to come!
Amy Winehouse ended up winning five of the six awards she was nominated for! And her performance, via live satellite, wasn’t a mess, it was actually pretty freakin’ good!!!! And even though she is a recovering crack addict, who wears a beehive and too much makeup with too many tattoos, I still like her. Why? I love her music.
Okay, remember when I said everyone was pregnant?? Well know everyone is going to be going from being preggo, to having annoying infants! The first one to pop out her baby jr. was Nicole Richie, who had a little girl named Harlow. Yes, its name is really Harlow. People Magazine reports:
Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs., 7 oz.
“The beautiful healthy baby girl left the hospital with her ecstatic parents,” says the rep, who confirmed the birth to PEOPLE exclusively.
And the baby news isn’t over yet, because on Saturday, Christina Aguilera and her hubby, Jordan Bratman, delivered their baby as well:
“Christina and Jordan are proud to announce the birth of their son Max Liron Bratman. He is a beautiful, healthy baby boy!” a rep for the two parents confirmed. “Mom is resting and doing well!”
So congratulations to these two now non pregnant bitches!!! Now all we have to look forward to is seeing how quickly they rebound after the pregnancy. I say there is a 50/50 chance one ends up like BITCHney.
Seriously, WTF is in the water that the celebs are drinking??? They are getting pregnant left and right, like it ain’t no thang.
The latest celeb to join the crew of pregnant stars is Pamela Anderson, who is currently going forward with a divorce to hubby Rick Salomon after just a few months of marriage. Rick Salomon, aka the guy that is crushing Paris Hilton’s vag in her sex tape, is still hoping things will work out with the divorce/pregnancy:
Salomon has told friends he believes she is “acting crazy” because of the pregnancy and hopes she will settle back into the marriage. Interestingly, in her divorce petition, Anderson asked for spousal support but not child support.
No offense to both parties involved, but this is going to be one hella skanky baby. And you like what I did there, didn’t you? I said no offense, so I can say whatever I want to about this future whorish child. Like, being birthed through Pam Anderson’s vagina is more hazardous than eating a turkey stuffed with pinless grenades and cyanide.
p.s. I know this picture has nothing to do with her being pregnant, but how funny is it that it looks like she about to give Rick dome on a porch while a dog goes poo in the foreground????
Nicole Kidman confirmed rumors that she is pregnant, which makes her like the bajillionth celeb to get knocked up recently. Sadly, there is no scandal involved in this one, and her baby daddy is husband Keith Urban.
So all this really means is that we FINALLY get to see Nicole Kidman fat, and then she will be dragging a little aussie-country twerp around for the next decade or so.
First off, sorry for no posts yesterday, but I was completely swamped with final exams at school.
Jessica Alba’s rep confirmed to People magazine that she was indeed pregnant with on again off again boyfriend Cash Warren. Which is great and exciting, but the bitch didn’t even let us have any fun with speculation and pregnancy rumors! And I really don’t know why she would want to go have a kid in the first place, she had a lot going for her, like her body, and her mega bitch attitude. But on the upside, I bet her boobs
Today Jennifer Love Hewitt’s rep confirmed to Us magazine that Jennifer Love Hewitt was engaged to overseas actor Ross McCall, and said that the pictures of the couple in the ocean were taken while they were celebrating their engagement with a vacation.
And while I do wish the couple a happy engagement and what not, who gets engaged to someone with such a lame ass tattoo, even if they have really bad cellulite???
Lindsay Lohan is officially outta rehab! Well, at least thats what everyone is reporting. Here she is photographed leaving rehab with none other than her semi-estranged father.
How long do you think it is before this BITCH is hooked on the coke again? My guess is not too long at all, but lets all keep our fingers(and toes) crossed for her in the meantime.
And of all people it could be, it’s Dax Shepard. Yup. Thats right, Dax Shepard, the guy from Punk’d and Employee of the Month, you know, the lamer version of Owen Wilson.
My guess is the BITCH has done lost her mind downgrading like this, or she is just desperate to get married! My real guess is the latter, and she is probably plotting right now to dupe this poor idiot into a marriage through trickery.
Us magazine reports on the happy couple:
Kate Hudson has already taken her new boyfriend home to meet the parents. Nighttime barbecues! Jet-skiing! Lakeside PDA! It was all part of the fun during Hudson’s weeklong vacation with Dax Shepard.
On July 30, the two lovebirds – who were first photographed together July 13 – flew on a private jet to Muskoka, Canada, where Kurt Russell and mom Goldie Hawn own a home.
“Dax fit right in,†says a source. He played tennis with Hudson’s younger brothers Wyatt and Boston, and helped teach her 3-year-old son, Ryder, how to fish.
Isn’t that just the sweetest little thing you have ever heard??? I just wanna puke.
Get ready people! Another non celebrity famous for nothing but her ass celebrity just might be landing a show on E!. The show would be a replacement to the recently canceled “Simple Life” series starring Nicole Hilton and Paris “Super Whore” Hilton. Gatecrasher reports:
E! had planned for the daughters of rockers Ozzy Osbourne and Rod Stewart to replace the “Simple Life’s” Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie. But “the network just wasn’t into Kelly and Kimberly’s show,” an insider tells In Touch.
New plans are for a family-based show featuring Kim Kardashian, a former Hilton pal infamous for her own sex tape. The supporting cast would include her four sisters, as well as mom Kris and stepfather Bruce Jenner — the Olympic medalist dad of that other would-be reality star, Brody Jenner.
I am quasi interested in seeing what that show would be like, mainly because I am a nosey BITCH and want to see what kind of ass exercises this BITCH does to maintain that donkey! And at least this show will probably not be scripted and re-shot over and over again like “Simple Life”, so thats definitely a bonus. Don’t get me wrong though, it definitely has the capacity to be an extremely shitty show, but I am not gonna knock it until I see it.
We all knew this was coming, the rumors have been circulating FOREVER!! But finally Nicole and bf Joel sat down for an interview with Diane Sawyer herself to talk about being preggo and her DUI’s:
“Yes, I am. We are. I’m almost four months.”
and
“I have a responsibility and it’s something that I did wrong, and if I could personally apologize to every single person that has lost a loved one from drunk driving I would,….And unfortunately I can’t, but this is my way of paying my dues and taking responsibility and being an adult.”
So what the hell does that mean???? We are not going to get to see her screaming and throwing a fit in the courtroom like Paris? No conniving the guards to set her free? She wants to pay her dues and not make a big deal out of it??? BOO YOU BITCH! Haven’t you learned from Paris you have got to act like a complete twat so every news station will talk about you instead of something important?
But really, how many of you vote for the judge to order Paris Hilton to serve Nicole’s time for her? THAT would be much more entertaining. Nicole is going to handle it fine, same with having a baby, because she is simply a thousand times smarter than that dumb BITCH Hilton. And just think, in five more months there is going to be a mini-BITCH in the mix, which is going to be awesomeness, I just know it. It will funny to see how things turn out. It’s also going to be really funny to see skinny BITCH Nicole walking around preggo!!!
The interview will air on Thursday and Friday, so watch it if you have nothing better to do BITCHES!
Lohan is taking this sober thing very seriously!!! She was caught partying at Pure with a SCRAM on her ankle, to prove that she is staying sober as she returns to daily life outside of rehab. A SCRAM will detect anytime any alcohol is being consumed, even in the smallest amounts. To top things off, it was her CHOICE to wear ut1
I am going to go out on a limb here and risk looking like an asshole, but I really do think Lindsay Lohan is trying very hard to fix her ways and that is pretty admirable. I think she is going to stick with it, unlike most celeb rehabbers.
But really, BITCH nuggets, lets send her our best wishes! Even if its only because she looks much hotter when she is off the booze and coke.
Rebecca Romijn (-Stamos for the people who like to keep it old school) got married this weekend to actor Jerry O’Connell. The two wed at their ranch, not because its nice, but because they are honkies like that. And while she looks stunning, I can’t say quite the same him. The dog running with them looks more dressed for the occasion, while Jerry looks like he is going to a prom in a senior citizen home.
I would just like to also add that Uncle Jesse is at least a thousand times cooler than Jerry, even though Tomcats is a badass movie, so I dunno WTF this BITCH was thinking.
Pretty much everyone but Nicole Richie and Joel Madden have confirmed that she is pregnant!!! Which is cute and all, but its just too bad that she got knocked up by Joel because he is a giant tool! TMZ reports:
The starlet has been dating Good Charlotte frontman Joel Madden for over six months. Rumors have been swirling for months that Richie and Madden were expecting, but TMZ has confirmed through several sources that she is, in fact, with child. In Touch magazine is also reporting that the couple will wed this summer. Richie is currently facing DUI charges stemming from her arrest last December, when she was found driving the wrong way on a California highway.
Richie’s trial is set for July 11. If convicted, she faces a minimum of five days in jail.
Sure I should be making jokes about how she is too skinny to be with child, but she is about to be fat so I am going to go ahead and jump on that band wagon instead, so here goes: HAHAHAH NICOLE RICHIE IS LIKE SUCH A FAT BITCH!!! See how it works?? Already funnier than making fun of her for being to skinny. Plus the upside to her getting married while pregnant is that she will be chub and she wont look like Steven Tyler’s mike stand with a veil on!
Yay! The world can rejoice once more! Paris Hilton has been freed, and all the worlds problems are solved! Now what are the news stations going to report??? Hopefully some freaking real news! And as much as I wanted her to come out of jail with an even wonkier eye and a mustache, that didn’t happen. We did get to see her with her brown eyes and no make up though, and really, its a look she should consider, it takes at least 10 years off the BITCH! It freaks me out that she has brown eyes, but ALWAYS wears blue contacts, I just want to tell her the days of Hitler are over, and she doesn’t need to dye her hair blonde and wear blue contacts to prove she is an Aryan baby.
Its also being reported that she lost ten pounds while in jail, and upon hearing that news Nicole Richie has asked her judge for a mandatory jail sentence that only lets her leave once she has dropped another 10 herself!
After wrecking her mercedes(which cocaine was found in) and tabloid pictures showing the star barely able to walk, Lindsay Lohan has decided to check into the Promises Rehab center. This has been a long time coming, and hopefully, unlike her last visit to rehab, she will be able to find the help she needs. TMZ reports:
“TMZ spotted mega-lawyer Blair Berk driving Lohan to the facility on Monday. Sources tell TMZ this is “a serious medical treatment program,” not the in-and-out ruse used by other starlets in the recent past. We’re told Lohan will be a resident at the facility, possibly for 30 days, but her outpatient treatment will last much longer.”
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